We get it Rihanna, you’re trying to get noticed like you were the next Lady Gaga, even though you were before Lady Gaga, but don’t have the marketing appeal, cuz instead of pretending to have a dick, you just piss off your dick and make him teach you a lesson, like a lot of Island girls who don’t know their place cuz all of a sudden they make too much money usually need, only to turn on him, sell him out and bore the public into feeling sorry for you and not cuz you are you, but cuz you are a battered women, even though you deserved it….

But like any dude, I can appreciate this hustle. It doesn’t make me like you, respect you or give you my approval I know you so badly seek, but it does make me want to fuck you before leaving you tied to a tree deep in the forest to test your survival skills…

Amazing costume design….Next stop porno movie!

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Here are some pictures of some Rihanna tit busting out of her futuristic outfit from bullshit Kanye West video called “All of the Lights” that you probably know all the words to already, cuz you’re into this shit….while I’m just indifferent…cuz I think Kanye West is a fucking scam, I think Rihanna is a scam, I just know they know how to manipulate the public to pretty much eat their feces they call music…..and who really cares….here’s the best part of their smut. I’m unispired. Sure. Blame these idiots. Sure. I stopped the song after 10 seconds. Truth.

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It’s like she doesn’t even try. Bitch just puts on a one piece bathing suit and turns tricks on stage, not much has changed since she was a kid at the bajan karaoke bar, except maybe her bathing suit didn’t come second hand from Goodwill.

Seriously, this bitch is hated in her home island, an island filled with nice people, they know something you don’t….

Either way, here she is struggling to sing on stage like her high school dance video that doesn’t exist anymore, cuz bitch took it off the internet and made it disappear…

HURTING…..on so many levels….mainly my ears…but I’d go as far as say on an emotional level too….and I have no emotions…but yet I sing along to this shit…fuck you marketing.

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If you want to read about the Grammy Awards – Go to my TWITTER, cuz I tweeted that shit all night and I’m not about to relive the shit here.

Drake is a lie. He’s a rich Jewish kid from Toronto Canada, who has enough business talking with a hip hop accent as a 12 year old white kid from the midwest. He just happens to have some black in him and plays it up in the most overrated act of the decade….

Rihanna looks like she’s an official waterhead, you know retarded as fuck thanks to daddy and mommy being first cousins. Barbados is a small island, you’re bound to double dip in genetics a few times. She’s hated there and should be hated here cuz everyone knows she’s nothing but a teen prostitute who scammed the right john…

Her dance maybe semi-erotica if you like that kind of thickness, which unfortunately, I do….so that’s why I posted the video…

I think she flashed the audience her tits at the end, but I can’t find footage of that…so this one piece bathing suit party in her pant will have to do…

Overrated, generic, commercial shit. That’s all I gotta say about that…

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I hated Rihanna for a while, but the love is back.

Here is Rihanna’s new slutty video called S & M and it’ about chains and whips exciting her and they pretty much feature every obvious fetish someone might have, like taping a black teen prostitute from Barbados turned popster in latex on the wall…or hog tying her. Or staring at Rihanna’s ass….I like her new direction…I mean it’s a lot more authentic than her candy coated popstar shit…cuz I know her history…and all this to say, I’m feelin’ it….especailly when she sucks off a banana like a little Monkey at the zoo.

Genius.

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There are some recent Rihanna Sexting pics circulating – cuz Rihanna is an attention whore…I mean you don’t just become a huge popstar with minimal talent and average looks, especially when they are from Barbados without illegal teenage prostitution scandal a motherfucker is trying to coverup…

Pics Tipped Off By – SpeedMonkey

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Tight leather pants make for a stinky fucking pussy….This has been one of my more intellectual posts of all time…you know one that really inspires and makes you think about the state of all vaginas in these leather looking plastic pants that you know is not breathable, leading to all kinds of shit, I’d probably be more than happy to burry my face into….cuz I’m a vagina loving pervert. I love vagina so much sometimes I wonder what pussy was like on a generational level…I’m talking did caveman pussy smell the same as pussy that Jesus ate or as the pussy Joan of Arc ate, or as Old West Brothel pussy, and how does that compare to modern day pussy or even pussy from prohibition era…It’s a problem…

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I always love seeing pictures of Rihanna back home in Barbados because I know everyone in Barbados hates her.

She’s living the life of luxury, making the people she went to church or school back when she was living in a shanty with her garbage man father, wait on her hand and foot, cuz that’s what she’s come to know….

She pretends they don’t know she was a teenage prostitute in the Karaoke bars on the island, sucking the right cock, or maybe she knows they all know and that’s why she walks around the beach like the prized pig at the county fair, to overcompensate for being full of shit, insecure, and a joke of a person…who deserved to get beat down by Chris Brown…but at least she’s getting paid for being barely talented….

I also love seeing her in pictures back home in Barbados because she’s wearing a bikini.

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Here are some grimey pictures, probably shot by Terry Richardson, of Rihanna showing off her gutter tattoos in her underwear like the gutter trash she is and I like it….

I don’t know, I’m inconsistent with this bitch, I went through a period where i thought she was hot when she was doing the pop tart thing, then I started hating her after she sold out her man for putting her in her place, and her shit became more and more fucking dull to me, but then she performed on TV, she tapped into her island, raised in a shanty to a garbage man, sucking off dudes at 14, woulda been a mom of 12 if she never left hustle. I keep playing that American Music Awards dance routine out and whenever I hear the song I see the shit…

As far as I’m concerned, she’s back, for now.

Here are her GQ pics doing good enough for me…

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I know why Rihanna is famous. She brainwashes you with her songs. I’ve seen Josie and the Pussycats, I know how the music industry works, cuz some songs just rape my fucking brain hard the first time I hear them and the repressed memories of the shit keep coming out to haunt me at the weirdest times, like when I am trying to be intimate with another person or intimate with myself, or pretty much doing anything, all I hear is her new fucking song from the AMA performance….I fell asleep with it in my head, I woke up with it in my head, I may have even dreamt about it….It is still in my mind and I’ve been thinking about it all day…Oh na na what’s my name, Oh na na, what’s my name…that song basically revamped this bitch in my eyes and made me a fucking believer again. Oh na na, What’s my name, Oh Na na, what’s my name….Seriously, she’s back and it scares me how inconsistent and bi-polar and schizo I am about this bitch….Oh na na, what’s my name, oh na na what’s my name….Fuck, I hated her, I found her vile looking, everytime I saw her I was disgusted about everything about her, from selling out her man for putting her in her place, to her thighs….but she’s got me in her Voodoo West Indian spell….get her out of my brain….this isn’t making sense to me…Oh na na, what’s my name, Oh na na, what’s my name….fuck. Singing this song makes me feel homosexual.

Here she is in a recent Interview magazine spread:

I’ve watched this AMA performace so many times, I know every single move by heart. Seriously. This was the game changer for me. Rihanna’s back.

I have lost my mind…

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