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2010

07

Sep

Rihanna’s Gutter Body Out in a Bikini of the Day

Rihanna is fucking garbage. She’s from a poor trashy family on a beautiful Caribbean island. She’s gutter as fuck and the locals told me that the story behind Rihanna was that she was an underage prostitute at the local Karaoke bars…and her tricks landed her a record deal for someone who didn’t want to go to jail.

I don’t know how true that is, but it makes fucking sense, especially when you take into account her stupid tattoos and stupid hair that scream standing in line for child support checks to support your 10 illegit kids….

It’s disgusting, she’s done, but you may dig it, cuz she’s in a bikini….


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2010

16

Aug

Rihanna Needs to Change her Clothes of the Day

I have seen the same pictures of Rihanna grabbing her nasty pussy from the last 6 months.

It’s like bitch can’t afford a new costume for her stupid stage show, like so many strippers before her, and this one trick pony is on fucking repeat, doing the same dancing monkey act from town to town, without fluxuating the shit in any fucking way, cuz that would require actual work, when it’s just easier to be a pawn who is making a hell of a lot of people a hell of a lot more money than she’s making herself….

But compared to her Bajan friends, she’s doin’ alright, cuz they wear the same outfits everyday too, only they don’t get paid stupid money to, they just do it cuz they can’t afford to buy anything else…..so I guess I get where she’s coming from….but I still think she’s should at least get this shit in another color or something, cuz the 3 people who like jerking off to Rihanna cuz they haven’t got annoyed of her despite her being played the fuck out, need some variety when new pics of her pussy grabbing stage show surface….Seriously fucking dull.

She needs to be dropped off on the island to see how the girls there fend for themselves and how they grab their pussies for white tourists to get ahead, she needs to get a little perspective and remember the effort it took to get where she is today…..cuz she’s lost that…she’s done gone got lazy…

Change your fucking clothes…..you fucking pig…

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2010

13

Aug

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring of the Day

I don’t know when these pictures of Rihanna were taken, I am not really into this whole keeping track of celebrities so much that I know when a picture was fucking taken…most of the time I don’t even know who the picture is of…because my entire life, I had no fucking interest in celebrities and that hasn’t changed…my interest has alway deeply lied in sex…and for as long as I can remember, I would ask girl about how they like masturbating, getting fucked, sucking dick, and all these other things that would get mixed response cuz I was 12.

I do know that they are of her in some see through dress and the light is bouncing off her pierced nipple, cuz like all girls with pierced nipples, she wants the world to know she has a pierced nipple, like it’s some kind of accomplishment that keeps her “hard” or “interesting” or whatever the fuck bitches pierce their nipple for….like lesbianism or being a frat boy on spring break in Cancun….

I’ve never fucked a girl with a nipple ring, I think that shit got popular well into my life fucking normal girls…..and it’s not so popular with the crackheads I sometimes visit…cuz they don’t like leaving any money on the table…they like to invest it all into drugs…and nipple rings are too valuable to not pawn off…

But I do know a group of 17 year olds sitting next to me at a coffee shop the other day know all about the shit cuz 3 of them got it done earlier that week and they kept talking about it and running to the bathroom to show each other…leaving me very angry they thought I was homeless instead of someone interesting to fuck for their diary…..So I guess nipple rings are making a comeback….and here is Rihanna’s if you even care….

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2010

11

Aug

Rihanna Tits Hanging With A Slimming Friend of the Day

Rihanna is like most girls. She calls the cops when you show her how much you love her by proving how crazy she makes you by punching her face in and choking her out, and she hangs with bitches who are fatter than her to make her look skinny and hot all while letting her tits hang out to just solidify how hot she is…and I guess it is warranted since her appeal is slowly disappearing and a life back in barbados is not an unlikely future….

But tits are tits…at least that’s what I tell myself whenever I land myself something half human looking when I am drunk enough to not really care what is grabbing my dick with her mouth….

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2010

21

Jun

Rihanna Pussy Fat of the Day

I have a pretty short attention span and I’m not a very loyal fan. There was a time when Rihanna was first hitting the scene when I would have cared that the fat around her pussy rolled up inbetween her thigh and her pussy when she was wearing a one piece bullshit outfit the popstars are wearing these days. I’d pretend it was pussy lip to make my day feel better…but I pretty much hate Rihanna, I don’t understand why she is famous and all I see when she performs, whether pussy fat is exposed or not, are a bunch of drone idiots screaming at her for more, giving her more self worth than she should have, and making the actual pictures of her fisting her whoreself, a trick she learned back when she was in Barbados that she credits for her fame cuz it won over the guy who recruited her, and a trick she’ll bring back or revisit when she thinks she needs it to re-launch her career after seeing shit dry the fuck up, but until then, here’s the closest we can get to her nasty cunt, not that you actually want to get close to her cunt, cuz based on all facts, I’m pretty sure it’s fucking vile.

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2010

07

Jun

Rihanna Shows Off Her Ass on Stage of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck is going on with Rihanna’s shitty mushroom cut hair, it is some cartoon of videogame shit I’d expect to see on some Eastern European immigrant in the 1980s trying to forget communism by performing an obscure one-man show busking on the street corner showing off the circus tricks his gypsy parents taught him as a child.

I’m not sure if that makes sense….but maybe it’s just some tacky shit you’d find in the Islands when boredom and poverty go a little too fucking far, you know the same reason gold braids on 300 pound black women were invented…

And it doesn’t matter…what does matter is just show how hard she is holding onto her fame….and doing whatever it takes to be relevant even though she lost all her sex appeal when she ratted out her man for beating her ass when we all know her spoiled cunt who has forgot her gully roots deserved it….

I am a firm believer that she should be making beds for British people on vacation beds and not making half naked sold out concerts…but I gotta admit I love the pic of her moonin’ us…cuz it’s pretty fucking appropriate…she has fooled the world and she knows it…

So here are some pics of her boring body and shitty ass that makes black folk ashamed she calls this an ass but that you probably like…cuz you’re white, boring and Rihanna is accessible and makes you feel like you aren’t racist because you’d consider fucking her…

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2010

25

May

Rihanna’s Rockstar Video of the Day

Rihanna has a new video that dropped today. I don’t find it hot…but I don’t really find her hot anymore. I think she should be makin’ roti at a local Barbado beach stand for fat white British people, and not making hits. I don’t know how it happened, I do know that she’s not a good singer, she’s not even a good dancer, she’s not really even hot, and we’ve all been manipulated by her marketing people. I am a firm believer in sending her back home to the islands where she can get back to working in tourism by cleaning villas and not letting her milk us anymore than she already has…but for those of you still hooked on her, here’s her shitty new video called Rockstar, cuz her marketing people realize if they say she’s a Rockstar we will believe it cuz we are fucking morons….enjoy


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2010

11

May

Trying to Look Down Rihanna’s Shirt of the Day

I used to find Rihanna hot, now I hate her. I don’t know what it was that put me over the edge, but I think it had to do with her selling out her boyfriend for choking her out, something you don’t expect a girl from the islands to do, for fear of being deported, proving that Rihanna thought at the time that she was at the top of the fucking world and could do anything, and I just don’t like that kind of attitude, especially from a girl who came from the gutter, and who belongs in the gutter, but who pulled some solid scam, a scam that doesn’t involve talent, but probably involves underage sex, it’s the only explanation…..

Here are some pictures of her showing off her little tits, I’ve been trying to look down her shirt, but haven’t really had any luck, maybe you’re better at this than me…

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2010

10

May

Rihanna Needs to Change her Fucking Outfit of the Day

I hope they hose down this shit cuz this is the third week I’ve seen this peach colored leotard rubbing up against Rihanna pussy harder than Jay-Z did before getting tricked into giving her a record deal for fear that she’d go to the media about how he slammed a 16 year old, or maybe that she’d go to Beyonce and try to ruin the beautiful black royal family they’ve become. I just know that for every 10 daring dudes who would pay to sniff this rubber pussy cover and smear it on their face after her show, there’s 1 would would probably throw up to the miserable garbage man daughter with by hygeiene stench, I’m pretty sure where I fall into those statistics and my weak lack of will power humiliates me, because rationally I’m totally disgusted by this pig, but instinctively I want to taste her…and I guess that’s what makes men fucked up.

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2010

03

May

Rihanna Blocks Her Vagina Flash of the Day

Rihanna avoided flashing the world her prostitute cunt at least what I assume is a prostitute cunt cuz there is really only one way out of a life as a garbage man’s daughter in a shanty in Bridgetown and that’s via the sex trade / human trafficking that I guess worked out well for her and the guy who bought her cuz now she’s all famous, money making, while hardly talented enough to get out of a car properly enough to make me forget I hate her….

Here she is grabbing her Vagina in a concert in Berlin…you’ve probably seen these pictures before because it’s a dance move part that is part of her show that she does when in this pink uterus colored latex/pantsless shit she borrowed from Lady Gaga…but she’s still grabbing her pussy in front of 100s of people and like the poor kid at the school play who doesn’t wash proper scratching his genitals, shit’s funny….


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