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2009

21

Dec

Rihanna Flashing Some Tit for a Pre-Recorded New Years Show of the Day

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I don’t know what kind of tape or harnesses are jackin’ Rihanna’s tits up, but whatever it is, it is a hell of a lot better than her electrical tape on her shirt in her most recent video, and whatever it is, it is doing a good fucking job, because I haven’t seen cleavage like this shince the strip club 2 nights ago, that wasn’t that exciting and only ended in one fight with one of the whores, who asked me for a dance last. I am talking doing the rounds of the whole bar, including 5 dudes I was with at least twice before lowering her standards, accepting her rejection and lowering herself to ask me to grab her tits with money, only for me to reject her for not having asked me first, since I get that she’s a whore, but really like to be made to feel special, especially since I’m paying the cunt. Needless to say, I got kicked out, something I hope happens to Rihanna when immigration comes knockin’…that way we won’t have her shoved down our fucking throats everywhere we go….and here she is doing a pre-recorded NYE party, because not everything you see on TV is authentic…smoke and fucking mirrors….motherfucker….

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2009

17

Dec

Rihanna Hard Video Doesn’t Get Me Hard of the Day

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There was a time when music videos were the only way to get off, so you’d hope for videos to be as half naked as possible so that your lonely nights would be a little more fulfilled, but then the internet hit and made music videos obsolete, but for some reason, Rihanna’s still fucking with them, and here she is doing her best Lady Gaga impressions….trying to push limits, while wearing little clothes and you’ll probably dig it cuz you have no taste….and you dont think I’m right when I say Rihanna is done….and I guess it doesn’t matter.


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2009

15

Dec

Rihanna Pussy Grab in GQ of the Day

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I guess the whole bitch getting beat by her man because her cunt ass deserved it is drying up for this bottom feeding immigrant cunt because she’s decided to start slutting herself a lot more than she ever has. I guess the whole lady Gaga retardedness intimidates Rihanna and now she’s gotta step the fuck up. So she’s been showing her nipples every chance she gets, and the only reason I’m complaining is because she’s fat and used up now and the days of seeing her as the manifestation of your Caribbean vacation chambermaid fetish without having to fly all the way to the Caribbean and without the whole fucking and gettin the Caribbean AIDS…

Either way, she tried to sex it up for GQ and it’s pretty fucking boring, but at least she’s covering her pussy, I hear the photographer put her in this stance cuz he couldn’t take the Roti stench…..


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2009

09

Dec

Rihanna and Her Leotard of the Day

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Rihanna’s shirt is touching her pussy, asshole and tits all at the same fucking time and it is really not that exciting because I hate this bitch and think it’s time for her to be retired back in Barbados to spend the rest of her life giving tours of the Rum Distillery or changing bed sheets some shit where she belongs. I just hope her label is exploiting her like the illegal immigrant she is and that they are making a fuck of a lot more money that her because it would not be fair for someone not from America to make stupid money thanks to America and their love for garbage shit that the media shoves down their drone throats.

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Posted in:Leotard|Rihanna

2009

07

Dec

Rihanna is Fat in her Ripped Dress of the Day

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Looks like Rihanna got attcked by a tiger. Unfortunately she survived. She’s nothing but a whining low life piece of trash from the Islands being exploited by her record label to make them money and make her feel important, like some kind of tool who comes out ahead of us, but the problem with this entire strategy that is her career is that we are all force fed her bullshit all the fucking time, whether it is her relationship issues that Bajan women everywhre laugh at because they get beat up harder than her almost nightly….she’s a cunt with an ego and let’s hope next time the tiger attacks it goes for her fucking throat….

That said, here she is with her recent weight gain in her tight dress.

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Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

03

Dec

Rihanna Hiding Her Tits at the Airport Cuz She’s Not in a Bra of the Day

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I’ve spent the last hour trying to not masturbate to the beat up picture of Rihanna cuz she’s a fucking cunt and seeing her beat is like porn to me. If bitch is anything like I expect her to be, she fucking deserved it. From being a cunt to her local Bajan friends she grew up with, prancing around like the princess of the fucking island, when she was a fucking garbage man’s daughter from a shanty, I guess overcompensating for where she’s from, but remaining the trash she is and the whole thing is even more annoying because she doesn’t even know how to sing, not to mention when she covers her tits when she goes thru security at the airport without a bra on, because it’s part of her lesbian hair, lesbian biceps, lesbian shoulders, lesbianism cuz cock hurts when shit chokes you the fuck out in a rented lambo on your way home after busting a motherfucker’s balls with her jealousy was uncontrollable and abusive but no one ever talks about that. Bitch needs to realize that if you go to the airport without a bra on all you gotta do is fucking drop your crossed arms and share it with the rest of us…I guess the cock teasing bitch needs another life lesson….

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2009

26

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Her Fat Ass in a Tight Black Dress of the Day

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It is Thanksgiving and I am thankful that Rihanna was choked the fuck out this year. Sure, the interest in her is annoying and her new found ego and campaign against spousal abuse is fucking annoying, but almost worth it, knowing that bitch got a black eye out of the shit, even if she gave it to herself to secure the lie to the public as it is a huge part of her marketing campaign. I am also thankful that she is getting fatter and uglier and more and more people are starting to hate her now, making me believe she’s not gonna be around forever, and that is great fucking news!

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Posted in:Rihanna|Tight Dress

2009

25

Nov

Rihanna Showing Off Some Tit in a Red Dress of the Day

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Rihanna hasn’t been deported yet. I hoped that the US government would find some kind of loophole in her paperwork that would result in her being thrown on to a boat back to Barbados, but unfortunately the USA doesn’t really work like that, she makes too many Jewish people a lot of money for them to ever let them take her away and I’m not against them for making money off her, because exploiting black people is the foundation of our country, I just wish they didn’t give her so much exposure and access to the media, cuz I am tired of hearing her and her ego in another bullshit interview about getting punched in the face like it wasn’t something she experienced her entire youth back home, because she knows it’s a soft spot for America and a good platform to get the people to listen to her and feel for her and buy her album, making me believe she actually staged the beating and is giving Chris Brown 50% of the profits of the album as a tradeoff for going along with the lie cuz they are in it together and still dating behind the fucking scenes….I just wish the rest of the public caught onto her bullshi and stopped buying her records…making her and her fat ass disappear..

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2009

24

Nov

Rihanna is Seriously a Piece of Shit Performer of the Day

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Just because Rihanna tells me that she’s finally back and that the wait is over, doesn’t mean I ever noticed she was gone or wanted her to come back. She polluted our world with a domestic abuse story that really should have stayed behind closed doors, because listening to a bitch complain about how her boyfriend beat her may be arousing to some, really bores me and if anything annoys me. I don’t care that they claim she is helping women around the world, that’s just part of their lies, the same lies that tell us she’s worth listening to or that this is all part of her bullshit healing process. Seriously, get rid of this bitch, get her on a one way propellor flight back home and Aalyiah her ass. Seriously, it’s gone on too long and I think it’s time to say goodbye.

On the positive side of things, at least she got one thing right and that’s that she’s getting fat. Now she just needs to come to terms with her shitty singing ability….Here are the pics….of her and her annoying fans who don’t realize she’s trash…

Here’s the video proof that Rihanna needs to take on Lip Syncing….or at Least Get Herself Autotune…She Sounds Like Pure Shit….

Posted in:Pantless|Rihanna|Shitty|Talentless

2009

23

Nov

Rihanna is the End of Pop Music of the Day

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This is coming from someone who hates Rihanna and her over produced studio bullshit she pawns off as her own talent, so if you’re a diehard Rihanna fan and have no taste, then you probably won’t agree with me when I say that the world needs to send this cunt back to Barbados to work the beach renting Jet Skis. Seriously, she can’t sing, she just manipulated her 14 year old body into this because she had a dream and a video of a record exec fucking her up the ass and he figured he had to do what he had to do to prevent going to jail, never realizing the world are a bunch of fucking idiots who would eat her shit up without even caring that she can’t sing and never could sing.

So watch this video of everything wrong with the American Dream and most importantly the music industry…I’d like to bring back the times when people had to be talented to be marketable….seriously…..this is unacceptable…

BONUS – Here’s the Black Eyed Peas reminding us that it’s time to retire…They done….

Posted in:Pop Music Garbage.|Rihanna