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2009

19

Nov

Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day

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I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hRihanna, Launch Party, Concert
Rihanna’s 40 Minute Launch Party Concert of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I hate everything about her. I hate her success story about being a small Island girl who made it in America because there is nothing small Island girl about her. She’s loud, she got an ego, she’s high maintenance, I hear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.

This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….ear she treats the Bajans like they are below her when she goes back home, despite that she was considered poor compared to everyone else when she living there, before sucking off some record exec when she was 14 and threatened to ruin his life if he didn’t give her a record deal. I hate that she doesn’t remember where she’s from and I sure as fuck hope something happens where she ends up having to crawl home with her tail between her legs, cuz she’s a fuckin dog.

This is her launch party for a new album I hope bombs, but won’t cuz you assholes buy her shit and don’t realize Chris Brown had it right, he just didn’t have the balls to go all the way and rip her cunt throat out so that we don’t have to listen to her anymore….

Posted in:Concert|Launch Party|Rihanna

2009

18

Nov

Rihanna Does the Katy Perry of the Day

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I guess when you’re a bottom feeding popstars who accidentally got confused for superstars you have to dress like other bottom feeding popstars who got confused for superstars, in some kind of tight dress for your sloppy ass, but I could be wrong, I did hear these two are good friends since they have so much in common and they probably picked this up together, but I have a feeling it’s got more to do with the fashion designer sending his dress off to as many famous people as possible and these cunts were the only ones who got excited about a free dress since they are both trash who crawled out of the trashcan to become whatever the fuck they are now….

Here is Katy Perry wearing the same outfit yesterday….which may excite you if you like your sloppy popstar pussy dressed the same…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|Rihanna

2009

17

Nov

Rihanna and her Sloppy Legs and Ass of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Rihanna’s lost her allure the last few months. It all started when my dog started parking at her on TV when he only barks at other dogs and from there it has gone all down hill, which is too bad, because I used to be a serious fan.

I guess she’s storing up fat because she’s entering a fertile time in her life and her body is adjusting to it by storing backup nutrients for the baby in her legs like I saw on Discovery Channel once, or maybe she’s just lazy as fuck and getting fat. Or maybe now that she can afford real American chocolate bars, unlike back home in Barbados when her garbage man dad could barely pay for fresh meat, that she’s gone fuckin’ mental on the shit. Or maybe she’s just disgusting and her trick of wearing super high heels is finally not working for her, because there’s only so much illusion a shoe can handle.

No matter what this pig is into, no matter why her legs look like they were raped by a fuckin blender, I can only assume this sloppy mess is all part of the reason Chris Brown was beating her. I mean dude was at the top of his game and can’t be seen in public with some fat whore in a miniskirt when she should be in sweatpants back home eating Haagan Daz watching romantic comedies, or in Rihanna’s case back home cleaning up used condoms off the floor and diarrhea smears off the floor of some two star hotel room where British college kids stayed but more importantly where she works.

I hate her and this just reaffirms that.

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Posted in:Cellulite|Disgusting|Rihanna

2009

11

Nov

Rihanna and Her Shitty See Thru Dress of the Day

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I hate Rihanna. I hate her look. I hate that she’s trying to milk the fact that her boyfriend beat her up because she was being an unreasonable cunt who got out of line and forgot her place as the immigrant who doesn’t have the same fucking rights. I hate that she has lost sight of her her worth or where she stands in the world because of money and record sales but most of all, I hate her pancake nipples, I mean other than the amount of hate I have for myself for posting pictures of them like it’s worth fucking talking about, when it really isn’t and is just another trick she has in her Bajan beach bag she acquired from a British tourist who wasn’t looking and I’m pathetitic for falling for it….

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Posted in:Dress|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

10

Nov

Rihanna Thinks She’s a Supermodel of the Day

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This is a pretty good example of a bitch who’s ego got a little too out of control….send her back to her garbage man father’s shanty, braiding hair for British tourists and ground her cunt behavior a little, it’s fucking needed, but instead they give her another record deal and a whole publicity tour because she makes everyone involved too much fucking money, only leading to her getting a bigger fucking ego than she already has, and bitch is already pullin out fashion show moves on the fuckin’ street so I think its gone too fucking far and there’s no turning back but it’d be nice to watch it all come crashing down….all over her fucking umbrella-ella-ella-eh.

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Posted in:Rihanna|Supermodel

2009

04

Nov

Rihanna’s New Video of the Day

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The song is called “The Wait is Ova”…I like to call it go fuck yourself….we don’t give a fuck that you’re releasing an album and just because you name your song in a way that make us feel like we do, doesn’t mean we do. Good try trickin’ us, you poor daughter of a garbage man piece of shit I hope is getting exploited fucking hard because you don’t deserve a life outside the shanty….

Posted in:New Song|New Video|Rihanna

2009

20

Oct

Rihanna’s Shitty New Song of the Day

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Rihanna has leaked a shitty new single….I guess that means we have a little more of her to deal with for a little longer which is too bad because in recent weeks I’ve started hating her. It all started when my dog barked at her on her TV commercial and he only barks at animals when they are on TV, so it made me wonder whether I was into beastiality or not.

Now all you quick to call a motherfucker a racist don’t turn around and call me a racist because she has dark skin, because that makes you racist just thinking like that. See, I love me some black women, seriously it is all I ever wanted in life, but Rihanna, just doesn’t make the cut anymore, she is played the fuck out, her nude pics bored me so let’s hope her ship back to Barbados leaves the port soon, cuz I’m done with her and her accusing a man of beating her ass, when she knew she deserved it because a girl so quick to call the fuckin’ cops on her boyfriend, is no girl for me….but I would watch the sex tape, so someone out there fuck her and film it.

Thanks.

Here are pictures of her and her seriously stupid hair….

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Posted in:Rihanna|Topless

2009

19

Oct

Rihanna’s Pantyhose for Some New Video of the Day

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Rihanna is pretty fucking cheesy. I know there was a time when I thought her futuristic dominatrix look was almost hot, but that was before she turned into a militant comic book lookin’ dyke, cuz that shit just doesn’t work for me.

Sure, a bitch who prances around in lingerie with no real shame to sell records shouldn’t be something I hate, but the truth is that to get from Barbados to the top of the music industry, getting into her lingerie hardly even scratches the surface of what she did to or is willing to do to sell records, so I want more for her.

What it comes down to is that the only eye she needs patched up is the one in her panties because there’s no way that tool to get her famous isn’t tainted, toxic or willing to stop anytime soon, when it probably should, because she is addicted to the fame and clearly wants more and more of it because being a whore is a small price to pay to get off a small island where you were still a whore, just a smalltime one. When now, you’re at the fuckin’ top…if you know what I mean….

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Posted in:Eye Patch|Pantyhose|Rihanna|Slut

2009

07

Oct

Rihanna and Her Thong in a See Thru Dress of the Day

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I don’t know how I missed these pictures of Rihanna in a see thru dress, but I did. I guess it’s got something to do with me not caring partially because her stupid robotic hair from the 80s and her stupid outfits that are far too expensive for a bitch who should be wearing hand-me downs she got from rich British people who were renting the Villa she used to clean in Barbados because they felt sorry for seeing such a pretty girl working so hard at cleaning toilets, or because the husband at the villa was trying to shut her up from the afternoon he spent having his dick sucked by her when his wife was at the spa, but the truth is that she’s in a see thru dress, and that kind of shit, no matter who it is on and no matter how annoying the person is, is never worth ignoring especially when a good part of your life revolves around sitting on the internet posting pictures of these idiots…

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Posted in:Rihanna|See Thru

2009

06

Oct

Rihanna’s Bullshit Outfits Get Boring of the Day

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I don’t know if I am down with the historical and cultural inaccuracy of these Rihanna pictures. You see, she’s just a poor girl from Barbados who is supposed to be wearing a hand me down dress made by her aunt out of soiled bed sheets she pulled out of the resort’s garbage and not ridiculous high fashion that costs more than her relatives make in a fucking year and the whole thing is pretty disgusting to me. She’s let the fame get to her head and has totally lost her soul and her roots and the longer and more disconnected she gets, the weirder and weirder her outfits get and I’m tired of the shit. I assume since she’s just a slave to a record label, because she’s from the islands and was more desperate to make it than American girls, they are on her to dress more outrageous to keep up with trash like Gaga, but maybe when she was laying in the sun in her bootleg baby phat in the 90s, this is the vision she had for herself, but I doubt it…and here she is in a titty squeezing shirt.

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Posted in:Fashion|Rihanna