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Archive for the Rihanna Category

2009

26

Aug

Rihanna May Be a Dog of the Day

I have a constant debate with people as to whether Rihanna is hot or not. I love black girls and I have never been with a black girl and the people I hang around with know that, so whenever I go off on how good this bitch is, they laugh and think I am just so into this black girl fetish that I don’t know the difference between a good and bad one, pretty much the same way black dudes still whistle at my wife when no one in their right mind would ever even think of doing that, in fact, I think I saw kids throwing up the last time she accidentally got her skirt jacked in between her ass cheeks.

That said, I was at a friends house having some cocktails like a bunch of queers and Rihanna came on TV in some cosmetic commercial and my dog went fucking nuts, barking, growling and all that shit….now you don’t know my dog so that doesn’t mean much to you, but I do and the only time that fucker barks is when he sees other animals on TV.

So I guess he’s determined for me that Rihanna just doesn’t have it going on and I was blinded by my own kind of fever, a fever that these pictures help, but we’ve decided I’m just desperate….

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2009

20

Aug

Chris Brown is Trying to Piss Off Rihanna With Her Impersonator of the Day

If you want to piss of your “ex-girlfriend” who you are actually engaged to be married to, depsite the little hick-up you had the night she got you arrested for beating the fuck out of her in some kind of publicity stunt, that has drawn a lot of attention to you guys, but has forced you to not be seen in public together because it’s bad PR, so you figure you might as well milk the shit even harder and play a bigger prank on the public, you should hire your girlfriend’s copycat, lookalike, imposter/impersonater, cuz it’ll get everyone who cares and believe this bullshit stunt talking.

You know a whole… “OMG, Chris Brown had Keri Hilson in his video, Rihanna must be so fuckin’ angry, cuz Keri Hilson is constantly compared to Rihanna and even has short hair, I can’t believe all the drama, this is so amazing, I wish I had a life of my own to focus on, instead I just worry about this meaningless smutty bullshit trash” kinda thing….

Posted in:Chris Brown|Keri Hilson|Rihanna

2009

14

Aug

Chris Brown’s Shitty Apology Song to Rihanna of the Day

If your day isn’t shitty enough, here’s a song Chris Brown made for Rihanna to milk the fuck out of the whole beating the fuck out of his girlfriend situation, where motherfucker sounds like he’s been shot in the kneecap and forced to drag himself 60 miles through the desert with no water to safety. I didn’t listen to the words but I do like to celebrate really bad fucking things every once in awhile, especially when I know it is bullshit, because Rihanna and Chris Brown are still together….motherfucker garbage…

Posted in:Chris Brown|Rihanna|Song

2009

12

Aug

Rihanna and her Boring Slutty Dress of the Day

Here is everyone’s favorite battered wife, who we all know was sitting in the front seat of the car punching herself in the fucking face in some crazy raging episode that night Chris Brown was arrested because she read one of his text messages to another girl like a jealous psycho piece of shit. I’ve seen it happen time and time again, where an innocent motherfucker gets locked up because his girl is on her fuckin’ period and causes a huge fuckin’ stink, only to get back with the motherfucker a few weeks later without thinking that she’s a public figure and is now going to have to pretend he actually did beat her ass down, so little girls don’t think it is ok to be beaten by men, even though both Chris Brown and Rihanna know the truth. That is why they are getting married in Barbados in the next 10 months according to my source who hates all things RIhanna and likes ranting everytime I mention how much I wanna fuck her Bajan pussy…..especially when it wears dresses that belong on stage at the stripclub…..not that this dress looks like it’s of stripper quality, cuz it’s not, it’s boring….

Posted in:Dress|Rihanna

2009

30

Jul

Rihanna is a Rashole of the Day

So I was talkin to my Bajan connection the other day and he went on about Rihanna. Apparently the people of Barbados collectively find her a Rashole and apparently an Rsshole is what Bajan’s call cunts, or twats or bitches who deserve to get beat the fuck up.

He pretty much told me that he knows how Bajan women are, because he is Bajan and no Bajan woman would get away with the shit that Rihanna tries to pull. He said that he knows she made Chris Brown beat her, in typical Bajan woman style and that she made a big deal, like typical Bajan women do and she may have even been punching herself in the face to make the damage look more dramatic.

He went on to tell me that her and Chris Brown are still together, they still come down to Barbados together all the time, where people leave them alone and there’s no paparazzi to catch them in the act, but dude also claimed she’s got a couple local dudes she likes to fuck and that overall she thinks she’s too good for Barbados cuz she came from the fuckin’ gutter and now she’s too important to stay in the nice house she owns, but instead goes to the white person resort, and has pretty much dropped all her old friends and is too good to talk to them now or interact with the locals.

To the rest of the world she’s the pride of Barbados, to Barbados she’s fuckin’ scum and if you’re a paparazzi she will be in Barbados this weekend for something called Cropover, which is their Canival, so you may want to come down here and catch her in the act with Chris Brown.

Posted in:Rashole|Rihanna

2009

29

Jul

Rihanna’s Nipple Pasties Ruins My Fun of the Day

I was talking to a guy from Barbados about Rihanna, since she’s Barbados pride and joy and everyone knows everyone there, so his friends were friends with some of her friends and he told me that when she comes back home she stays at the single most exclusive resort on the island, she doesn’t stay back in the shanty with her family, it’s like bitch forgot where she came from and is too good for them or some shit.

It turns out she’s too good for showing us her tit, because she’s gone so far as to not wear a bra in a see thru shirt but decides to wear nipple pasties so none of us perverts can see what’s goin’ down.

Cunt. If it wasn’t for singing, she’d be selling blowjobs to tourists and not even the tourists who stay at the luxurious resort she stays at, I’m talking tourists who stay in the bottom feeder hotels, so bitch needs to get some perspective….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Nipple|Pasties|Rihanna|See Through

2009

28

Jul

Rihanna and her Tits do Some Lady Gaga Weirdness of the Day

I think Rihanna is pretty much perfect. The only thing she has going against her is that she’s friends with Katy Perry and maybe that she lacks a little confidence in her image and has gone one and tried to pull some Lady Gaga irony in her outfits. We get it, you had a song about umbrellas, you don’t need to be seen with one everytime you leave your fuckin’ hotel, bitch, that was two fuckin’ years ago, you need to move the fuck on. It’s like she’s Jewish and still talking about the Holocaust, or Black and still talking about slavery, or native and still talking about your land being stolen, or a battered wife still talking about her husband who used to beat her, even after she murdered him in his sleep, but at least she’s doin it in a tight dress, with her tits exposed…cuz I like that kind of thing…even if it’s wearing a stupid hat and hanging with a stupid lookin’ dude…who know Bajan I know would ever get down with. Fame is makin’ her soft and accepting of faggots and that is a real fuckin’ tragedy…

On a side note, Chris Brown was seen leaving her hotel room, I love abused women, if you get them done right, they always come crawling home for more, cuz they are so damaged to believe they can survive without the abuser. The whole thing is fuckin’ amazing.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2009

17

Jul

Rihanna in a Shitty See Thru of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl who I would have sex with on her period without a condom on my brand new white sheets, but that’s not saying much because so is every fuckin’ girl. The only difference is that I can’t do it while listening to their number 1 album while doing it. I am sure listening to Umbrella-Ella-Eh-Eh while getting splashed by her blood is magical experience, at least that’s Chris Brown’s been sayin’. Yeah, I said it and who gives a fuck.

Here is Rihanna walking around in a see thru lookin’ top, because that’s how single girls who have been beat by their boyfriends and who feel like they have no self-worth seduce men.

Posted in:Bra|Rihanna|See Thru

2009

03

Jul

Rihanna and Her Cleavage of the Day

I am still a fan of Rihanna, not because I put on her music and I can’t help but ask myself to politely not stop it, because it speaks to me. It’s not because I think she’s talented, or because I think she offers the world pretty much anything, it’s not because I find her the hottest girl in the world, but I am a fan because she knows how to get beat the fuck up by her man like a good girl.

Here she is showing off some cleavage…I just fell asleep typing. That is the weirdest feeling to date. Thanks drinking..

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna

2009

30

Jun

Rihanna is a Robot of the Day

If reading this site is as boring as writing it, I feel bad for you for constanly coming back, hoping that maybe things will change, that I’ll get inspired and that I won’t be repetitive, even though pictures of celebrities get fucking borin, you know same people, doing the same thing, wearing different clothes, on fuckin’ repeat, like groundhog day without the funny or “Instant Classic” appeal or the groundhog, making me sit down and reflect on the fact that I should be wherever Rihanna is sticking my fingers inside her, and not sitting here writing about her lookin’ like a robot I wanna fuck, because robots don’t get fat, talk back or ruin my fuckin’ life on all fuckin’ fronts, whether it’s lecturing me about drinking too much, or lecturing me about fuckin’ other chicks, or lecturing me to get a fuckin’ job, unless the robots go crazy on some world takeover, like we livin’ in a Will Smith movie, but that shit’s too Sci-Fi for me to think about, I’ll leave that to you, because Sci-Fi is all you know…

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna|Robot