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Archive for the Rihanna Category

2009

01

May

Paparazzi Make a Chris Brown Joke to Jay-Z and Rihanna of the Day

Jay-Z was out with Rihanna having dinner, you know since he has sex with her behind Beyonce’s back, while pretending it is for business, when it’s really because Rihanna is fucking hot and Beyonce’s a fucking cow and the paparazzi got excited. Maybe it has to do with Rihanna being this hot news item, or because they are surprised that someone as ugly as weird lookin’ Jay-Z actually gets pussy even though he is one of the richest black men around, it still always shocks and awes, but whatever the reason was, one of them decided to try to crack some jokes to get some reaction out of him and the joke that made that cut was something about Chris Brown originating Swine Flu. You know some Patient Zero bullshit, it would have been funnier if they surprised him by bringing Beyonce and Chris Brown there to cock block him and go nuts on the motherfucker in some kind of caught in the act shit you’d see on Jerry Springer, but I don’t think the paparazzi have those kinds of connections.

Here’s the Craziness Rihanna Causes and the Same Paparazzi Dropping the Same Joke Cuz I Guess he THought It was a Winner

Posted in:Chris Brown|Jay-Z|Paparazzi|Rihanna

2009

30

Apr

Rihanna and Beenie Man in a Shitty Bootleg Video Grinding of the Day

Here’s a second bootleg video from the Barbados Reggae Fest, that I guess was shot on a broken camera someone in the crowd got from cleaning rooms at the resort they work at, because the quality is wonky as shit. I am posting this as a public notice to let everyone out there know that as Beenie Man is grinding up on Rihanna, she’s not wearing panties and showing her cunt to the crowd. Now if Barbados wasn’t so fucking poor and high, maybe some motherfucker would have had the fucking insight to pull out his camera and snap a shot for me, since her pussy is something I’ve been meaning to meet for a long time, but I guess based on this video, I can’t be asking for too much from the crowd cuz digital camera’s are expensive when you make 10 dollars a week. Either way, try to make out her pussy in this video, because this is the exact time she flashed the world and no one thought to capture it.

Posted in:Beenie Man|Grinding|Rihanna

2009

29

Apr

Beenie Man Sings to Rihanna at the Barbados Reggae Fest of the Day

I don’t know if I mention this on the site or not, but I am into Reggae music, shit always seems to be on the radio and since I don’t have a TV, I find myself listening to it a lot and I get all down and imagine myself on the beach or some shit. I’ve liked it for a long time and even own Beenie man CDs, which is saying a lot since I don’t own anything.

I am also a huge fan of Riahnna.

So when I got an email last week about how she got up on stage without underwear while Beenie Man sang a song to her, I got excited, not so much because I like Beenie Man, but because I like Rihanna pussy. Unfortunately, the person who has the picture is not sending it around because they are scared of getting sued. I haven’t seen them either but I am lookin for some fan pictures who snapped the shit off when they were front row, but figure anyone in the front row was too busy being high and simulating sex as they danced, and that pisses me off.

Here’s the closest thing I’ve got to the pussy shots, but I’ll keep digging.

Posted in:Beenie Man|Rihanna

2009

27

Mar

Rihanna Love Letter of the Day

Here’s a love letter I spent the whole night writing to Rihanna, you know, I wanted to get it right without it sounding too creepy, you know since it’s the internet and people don’t like meeting creepy dudes off the internet, especially poor, fat, creepy dudes from the internet, so I gotta put on my charm, so this is what I came up with:

Rihanna,

My love for you may not be real, since we’ve never met, but I have tried to jerk off to your music videos, with no real success, but the thought of you being a strong enough woman to take a serious beating turns me the fuck on. Not that that matters, you know, Keri Hilson says that love can knock you down, but you prove that love with Chris Brown doesn’t. You inspire me to get off my couch and walk to the kitchen and get a glass of water, instead of vodka. You are the only drug I need.

Hit me up on my 2 way,

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

I am not too good at this whole love letter shit, I am not good at expressing myself when it comes to my emotions, I tend to always say the wrong thing, and I know that Rihanna and I will never be, but I’ll just keep her in my heart and use thoughts of what could have been, to inspire me to be a better person….

Here she is partying like a single whore lookin’ for some new rebound cock to get over her whole love bullshit.

Here’s the Video….

Posted in:Parties|Rihanna

2009

26

Mar

Rihanna Shows Off Her New Gun Tattoo of the Day

Rihanna is the kind of girl I would let rape me with her six-shooter, you know shove her hip hop gat, deep inside my asshole and thrust back and forth for a couple of hours or until I start bleeding or my insides start pooring out, before deciding it’s time to play Russian Roulette and motherfucker’s fully loaded. Seriously. I think she’s that amazing and I figure I’m a little bored and have lived long enough, so Rihanna, if you’re out there, let’s take your aggression out on me….

Posted in:Gun|Rihanna|Tattoo

2009

19

Mar

Rihanna Hits Up Some Club and Doesn’t Get Hit By Clubs of the Day

I love Rihanna, she’s the kind of girl who really understands a woman’s place in the world. I’m just kidding, I know the only reason she got beat is because she forget a woman’s place in the world and started acting the fuck up when she got insecure and thought Chris Brown was cheating on her, forcing him to defend himself from her crazy, punching, cunt behavior. The fact they are back together, just proves that she knew she was out of line.

Bonus – here’s another video of her car getting pulled over for being too black…

From the Archives…..

Rihanna’s Nipple Ring….
Rihanna Does KFC
Pussy Grabbin’ Concert Pics…
Rihanna in a Pretty See Through Bikini

Posted in:Heels|Hot|Legs|Rihanna

2009

16

Mar

Rihanna Out in NYC of the Day


Chris Brown really fucked this one up. He’s gone to the trouble of beating his bitch in public, so that people know who the motherfuckin boss is, when every wife beater knows, you keep that shit behind closed doors so bitch can’t run off and get the cops and the law get involved right after it happens, you know you need to give them a little time to sort it out and realize that had it comin’ to them, and not left alone with their emotions to have knee-jerk reactions, and now motherfucker is fucked and forced to let her out of the house and out on the town in NYC, when we all know a battered wife is meant to be locked in the motherfuckin’ basement or chained to the fuckin’ bed and kept on a short fucking leash. The judicial system’s makin’ him soft.

Point of the story is that she’s a fucking idiot and I have no respect for her for running back to him, cuz she has no self respect, and normally no self respect turns me on, but in this case, it just leads me to think murder suicide next time they have a fight and it’s really unnecessary, we all realized Chris Brown was a fool long time ago, unfortunately, Rihanna hasn’t.

Posted in:Beat Up|Hot|Rihanna|Uncategorized

2009

11

Mar

Rihanna Out Partying of the Day

Just because your boyfriend beats you up, doesn’t mean you can’t have a good time, and Rihanna proves that there’s no need to hide in the fucking basement living off the raw meat your asshole husband makes you eat while chained to the fuckin’ radiator because he’s scared you’ll tell someone about what he does to you when no one is looking, you can just suck it up, embrace being abused and have a fucking cocktails partially because it hurts less when you’re drunk, but also because they make you look so fucking fabulous.

I had a rough night last night, it didn’t involve drinking, just a missing person so I got all of 1 hour of sleep, the person’s been found, thanks for asking, but fuck am I tired. Sometimes I wish I was more insensitive instead of trying to save the fuckin’ planet one nipple slip/bikini pic at a time.

Posted in:Party|Rihanna

2009

06

Mar

Rihanna’s Post Beat Up Look of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Chris Brown did to Rihanna, but she looks all kinds of messed the fuck up, I guess these pictures of her explain why she got back together with him, and that’s because she’s all kinds of messed the fuck up.

Posted in:Bobby Trendy|Fag|Rihanna|Tranny|Weird

2009

05

Mar

Chris Brown and Rihanna Update of the Day

Not that you care, but Chris Brown is appearing in court today for the two charges that are up against him, despite him and Rihanna being back together because she’s a fucking idiot and a fucking stereotype abused girl and the whole thing bores me, but figured you’d like to know what got her beat up.

So here’s the breakdown of what got Rihanna Beat the Fuck Down…

After Rihanna read a text message on Brown’s phone from a woman, he tried to force Rihanna out of the car, but couldn’t because she was wearing her seatbelt.

Brown then allegedly slammed Rihanna’s head against her window, and when Rihanna turned to face him, he punched her.

The notes said blood spattered on Rihanna’s clothing and the interior of the Lamborghini.
Rihanna also called her assistant, according to FOX 11, leaving a message saying, “I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there.”

Brown then reportedly replied, “You just did the stupidest thing ever. I’m going to kill you,” and proceeded to punch and bite Rihanna. He allegedly put her in a headlock so long that she almost lost consciousness.


To See Some Pictures of the Lamborghini
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TMZ has a live feed from the courthouse, it’s boring shit, but I know about it you should too, and rumor has it that he’s going to get shot. So tune in, unless I am late on this an it is already over…but I still need livefeeds in my life…
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UPDATE – Chris Brown isn’t Letting Rihanna Talk to her Family, He Owns Her….Read an Interview With Her Dad….
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Posted in:Chris Brown|Rihanna