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2009

12

Jan

Rihanna Wasn’t Hiding a Nose Job, She Was Hiding Herpes of the Day

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I posted some pics of Rihanna covering her face the other day, I am too lazy to link it, but I figured she got a nose job and was pulling a Michael Jackson, I didn’t even think she was covering up some mouth sores, because all the bitches I know who get this shit, embrace it and accept it as an inevitable outcome of their lifestyle and work. One once asked me if a soldier was ashamed of his amputations knowing he got them fighting for the country’s freedom, apparently, that was her rationale as to why she sucked dirty dick.

So Rihanna has mouth herpes, and so do 75% of the population, maybe she shouldn’t be such a pussy about letting the world in on her dirty little past that got her to where she is today.

Posted in:Herpes|Rihanna

2009

09

Jan

Rihanna Lookin’ Her Best of the Day

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I like Rihanna, I think she’s got something hot about her, maybe it’s because she’s from the islands, acts slutty and laid back like a girl who likes to lie in bed all day and suck your dick, maybe it’s because Jay Z exploited her and didn’t pay her much making her never lose her chambermaid roots, maybe it’s cuz she’s a number 1 popstar but none of that matters, what does matter is that I have never seen Rihanna look as good as this. She’s on some Michael Jackson post plastic surgery kick, maybe she finally got that nose job she needs, and that makes me want to jerk off and use that scarf as a cum rag while Chris Brown dances around…

Posted in:Covered Up|Hiding|Rihanna

2008

22

Dec

Rihanna and Chris Brown and Their Matching Star Tattoos of the Day

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Chris Brown and RIhanna have pretty similar tattoos of stars near their ears. From my experience it’s always a good idea to permanently stain yourself with something that will always remind you of the glorious time you spent together, especially after you get your fucking heart broken and even the most simple things remind you of how much of a fucking cunt that bitch was for leaving me alone to fend for myself after I gave her my heart and everything else I possibly could, but that wasn’t good enough for her, a hotter, richer, more interesting person with a promise of a better life came along and left me in the fucking gutter with no choice but to drink and hate. You know, leaving you alone in the bathroom with a knife to your ear about to Van Gogh your motherfucking self to show that fucking cunt you don’t need them anymore, it’s a hell of a lot more dramatic than burning their belongings.

Posted in:Chris Brown|Inked|Rihanna

2008

19

Dec

Rihanna Shows Off Her Tattoo For a Fan of the Day

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This is on of the reasons I am a fan of Rihanna. Not only is she hot and a huge success, but she seems like she’s pretty down to have a good time. You know when she was a kid in the Islands, living in poverty, watching MTV when cleaning resort bedrooms, she knew she wanted to make it big in music, and she did. That’s not to say that she’s all that talented, or that she didn’t take off her pants for Jay-Z, seeing how easily she pulled them down for some random Fred Durst motherfucker, but it is to say that she’s here and she looks like she’s loving it and that’s a hell of a lot more refreshing than the cunt Beyonce, who you know probably doesn’t even take her pants off for her Husband because in her diva world she’s above that shit and just being in the same fucking room as her is something you should be thanking the gods for, no matter who they are. The truth is that the last time I think Beyonce even acknowledged one of her fans was back when she was doing the Mall circuit with Destiny’s Child and happened to order her bucket of chicken from a Popeye’s employee who happened to hear her perform earlier that day and recognized her, and she was only talking to him to get served….

Now to those of you who are going to call me racist and threaten my life, it’s a known fact that Beyonce loves Popeye’s, she had a VIP free chicken for life card from them and she even served the shit at her wedding , so get over hating and embrace her love for fried chicken.

Posted in:Rihanna|Tattoo

2008

17

Dec

Rihanna’s Got Some Big New Tits of the Day

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Looks like Christmas came early for Rihanna, or at least for Chris Brown, because it looks like she’s jacked her tits up a little to balance shit out with the rest of her body (ass). Sure she could be wearing straps, cups, external titty inserts and all that shit to give this illusion that I’ve seen one too many times in my life and unlike most guys, never got bothered by it. I figure since I have very little going on in my pants, life and wallet, they’re allowed to have little going on in their bra, just as long as there is a vagina for me to finger bang, and it doesn’t even have to be their vagina, it could be a friends or even my wife’s while thinking about them and I’m good.

The only time I got mad about this smoke and mirror shit is the light I spent chasing this motherfucker around all night because her tits looked good and she looked easy, only to realize 10 minutes into making out with her that the titties were nothing more than a stuffed bra, but the cock dicking in my leg was 100 percent real. I was already in too deep, the damage had been done, so I figured, might as well roll with this and see where this takes me, and let me tell you this much, it took me to a very dark place…

Not quite as dark as I imagine Rihanna’s nipples, but dark nevertheless, now stop reading (wishful thinking) and start staring, because when shit’s in picture, there’s no way for them to catch you creepin’ and police won’t be knockin at your door as a prime suspect in their death because they found DNA samples at the crime scene that match your DNA only to find out that “she was asking for it because she was wearing leather pants, a corest and was busting out of her shirt like a whore” doesn’t hold up in court….so in a lot of ways, these pictures save lives. Enjoy.

Posted in:cleavage|Rihanna|Tits

2008

15

Dec

Rihanna’s Got Amazing Cleavage of the Day

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I am a Rihanna fan. I’m not into her music because I am not a 12 year old girl, even though I wish I was, but I am into her dominatrix costumes because I have a penis, even though it’s hardly there and barely works,. I am also into her whole rise to fame and love the fact that she’s some poor girl from the islands who would have otherwise been working as a chambermaid for some rich family to get that America “The Land of Opportunity” experience, but instead she just slept with Beyonce’s husband who offered her a record deal to keep her mouth shut, which is a lot more than I’ve given a girl who I’ve cheated on my wife with, which is usually just their hourly charge and if it’s during an outbreak, then a little herpes, and that shit is for life, not that the kind of girls I get with don’t already have a close relationship with the virus….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I do know that I had no idea Rihanna had tits like this.

Posted in:Bra|cleavage|Rihanna

2008

25

Nov

Rihanna’s Tits Throwback of the Day

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Here’s some throwback pictures of Rihanna at the AMAs a couple of days ago. I got into a fight with a friend because he told me how she’s gone to shit and I took it personal, not because I am the kind of guy who sits around on Xbox Live talking to other dudes about whether a celebrity is hot or not, because I’m not, I generally think they all fucking suck and I talk about them enough in a day to never talk about them again, since I never gave a fuck about this shit, proven in pretty much everything I write, but there’s just something about Rihanna. Maybe it’s got something to do with my plantation fetish, but I think it’s got more to do with her being the biggest thing in music and having a decent attitude about shit because she comes from poverty in the Islands and now she’s on top of her fuckin’ game, sure she’s thick, but when in some ridiculous fetish costume out of one of your Warrior Princess fantasies, her tits look like they are catching up to that dumpy ass, and I can only assume it’s pregnancy, it happens. They’re fertile, just roll through your local Wal Mart, you’ll see a whole lot of local Rihannas pushin’ their single mother strollers…..true story.

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2008

24

Nov

Beyonce Was Fat at the AMA’s of the Day

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Being the most relevant site on the internet that nobody reads, I had the pleasure of not being invited to the AMAs. I did watch them at my neighbor’s house on HD and it was as bad as I expected it to be. I mean for as long as I can remember, it’s always been this piece of shit award show, pretty much the lowest quality award show, not that any award show is really quality, but this Dick Clark production always offended me for being an industry jerk off fest, but it never offended me as much as it did last night, because they allowed Beyonce on stage in her leotard in HD.

Sure, they had a strobe light to diffuse the affect of her disgustingness, and sure she was in a bunch of pairs of Spanx, and sure she had some support pantyhose on to act like cheese cloth holding in the cottage cheese, but I still saw a lot more shakin’ than I wanted to and if she had to make an acceptance speech for having the privilege to make ABC the least wholesome and family oriented than it has ever been by doing a dance number she stole from an above 40 year old mom’s aerobic class back in ’89, she probably would have thanked a few too many fried chicken meals, Rihanna for giving her a new hunger and a desperate need to compete even if it is a battle she will not win, she’s still holdin’ on like an old athlete refusing to retire and a delusion that she’s had by constant re-affirmation that she’s hot and obviously the lord and savior Jesus Christ for watching over her, but that’s just a black thang.

Good morning, welcome to my site on the beginning of this glorious American Thanksgiving week.

BONUS – Beyonce Performing in Pictures…Because the Video Wasn’t Fat Enough…

Bonus – Rihanna’s Performance, because she won, no matter how hard Beyonce tried….

Posted in:AMAs|Beyonce|Fat|Rihanna

2008

18

Nov

Justin Timberlake’s Up On Jay-z’s Girls of the Day

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So I saw this new Rihanna video called Rehab and she’s getting down pretty slutty to some Justin Timberlake motherfucker. I guess they are all jacked up on this Obama shit that they want to make one of their own, but then I saw this video of Justin Timberlake with the vintage Rihanna on SNL wearing a leotard for the boys since he’s into boys like Jessica Biel, and I don’t really get how he was in two places at the same time….I was going to go on some kind of rant, but it’s around 9 in the fucking morning and ranting is the last thing I want to do…..

Posted in:Beyonce|Jay-Z Girls|Justin Timberlake|Rihanna

2008

11

Nov

Beyonce Is Trying to Be Rihanna of the Day

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Like a mother jealous of her daughter’s youth, or a girlfriend jealous of her boyfriend’s hot young co-worker he hangs out with, Beyonce is going that extra mile to try to look as hot and slutty as possible, knowing that she’s been replaced by Rihanna, but not accepting the fact that she’s been replaced by Rihanna, because once you accept that your time has come and gone, there’s little to look forward to, so it’s important to tap into the competitiveness that makes your relatives pro athletes and marathon runners, and the fire you felt back when your little sister challenged you to a watermelon eating contest and really take ownership on your experience, to try to win the public over, unfortunately, Beyonce’s doing it by wearing a pair of Rihanna’s pants and the whole thing is fucking pathetic. Nice tits though.

Posted in:Beyonce|Leggings|Rihanna