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Top Inked Pornstars of the Day

I know what you’re thinking, why the fuck would I care to see pornstars not getting fucked in video, at least that’s what I’m thinking…and for the most part I don’t even like watching pornstars fucking in video and prefer the pussy I watch get down to be amateur…I generally hate that pornstars are famous, I find them average looking at best, their troubled pasts can be grounds of almost being hot, but you can find dysfunctional bitches everywhere…..like at any city bus station….

Either way, INKED, a tattoo magazine, did a feature on Teagan Presley, Tori Lux, Akira Raine, Daisy Marie, Krysta Kaos and Juelz Ventura, whose names really don’t matter, and yes they forgot Belladonna, but I figured I’d put it out there, even though I hate girls with tattoos, find tattos kinda lame in general but more importantly, despise real pornstars, because you don’t and I work for you…

Not to mention these gutter sluts actually look kinda hot when you get a decent photographer, lighting, make-up, etc. Enjoy.

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Rihanna and Chris Brown and Their Matching Star Tattoos of the Day

Chris Brown and RIhanna have pretty similar tattoos of stars near their ears. From my experience it’s always a good idea to permanently stain yourself with something that will always remind you of the glorious time you spent together, especially after you get your fucking heart broken and even the most simple things remind you of how much of a fucking cunt that bitch was for leaving me alone to fend for myself after I gave her my heart and everything else I possibly could, but that wasn’t good enough for her, a hotter, richer, more interesting person with a promise of a better life came along and left me in the fucking gutter with no choice but to drink and hate. You know, leaving you alone in the bathroom with a knife to your ear about to Van Gogh your motherfucking self to show that fucking cunt you don’t need them anymore, it’s a hell of a lot more dramatic than burning their belongings.

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