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2010

17

Nov

Rihanna in a Strapless Bra for Morning Television of the Day

I wonder how many people masturbated to this performance as Good Morning America was on and they were eating the cereal before work. I am thinking at least one person.

I am surprised that TV allows this kind of gutter prostitute smut on so early in the morning, especially network TV. I mean aren’t these the same people who censored Elvis for just shaking his hips.

This pig is pretty much fucking the microphone and using the sounds of her pussy drip as part of her bead.

I like anything that involves tits, sex, pussy or dick….but TV doesn’t, it’s against the Christian way, and the Christians run America….

I guess I am just bitter that I post these pics and videos and advertisers call me a porn site, when shit is straight off your fucking TV screen on a show owned by a billion dollar corporation..

The rich get richer and the poor become popstars named Rihanna….

The world makes no sense.

Here is a clip of her uneducated ghetto ass trying to seduce in shitty fucking video….I’m loving her white back-up dancer – shit reminds me of the entertainment at a Bat Mitzvah….So good….

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2010

16

Nov

Rihanna Performing in Grandpa’s Underwear of the Day

The nice thing about yellow trimmed panties is that no one knows if you’ve pissed yourself. I’ve spent many years observing underwear hanging out to dry in my neighborhood, and by hanging to dry in my neighborhood, I mean stolen from the local laundromat and brought home to myself to play “bad panties, and for some reason the ones with a hint of yellow in them, are up there with the black ones that are the least offensive, cuz if you jerk off to dirty panties, you’ll know there’s not much more of a turn off than a shit, piss or period stain….we do it for the smells people…not the reality that shit is smeared with shit…if you know what I mean…

Speaking of being smeared with shit, here are some pics of Rihanna Performing, not cuz she’s a shade of brown, but because she fuckin’ stinks….I’m done with her, she bores me, even in her stupid revealing costumes, and I love revelaing costumes, and her slutty lyrics and I love slutty lyrics, and even when she’s showing her hooker cooch like she was Miley….I say send her back to the island she came from.

Here’s the performance video – it’s life changing – and by life changing I mean like every single other performance she’s done.

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2010

10

Nov

Rihanna’s Thick Ass Performs on X-Factor Italy of the Day

The debate as to whether Rihanna is hot or not still goes on in my head when I am forced to think about Rihanna because this is the life I’ve made for myself….

The problem I have with her is that she’s totally uninteresting even when half naked, and I think it’s either because I’m bored of her and have already seen her at her best, back when she first hit and not so into her a few years later on her decline….or because I am gay….but since all gays I see go nuts for her and think she’s so hot…I think it’s safe to say it’s cuz she’s gone down fuckin’ hill….

I know that she probably looked her when she was 15, at some karaoke bar for tourists in barbados, where she turned tricks for the right John who figured signing her and launching her career was easier than going to jail…

I also know that my hatred for her didn’t start with her stupid red hair, but with her selling out Chris Brown for cheating on her after her jealous rage, because last I saw, there was no video of the incident where I can only assume she choked herself out. I’ve seen fight club, I know how people get what they want…and the public always believes the girl….

I don’t mind her thickness as much as I mind her…but here are some pics at X-Factor Italia….cuz X-Factor in America and the UK wasn’t enough X-Factor for the world.

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2010

29

Oct

Rihanna’s Slutty Outfit Distracts Me From Hating Rihanna of the Day

I guess Rihanna is dresssed like something I want to fuck on Halloween. This is like some throwback shit…

This is a nice change from dressing like a transexual from the future who want to see her green card confiscated from so that she gets sent back to barbados, pretty much falling off the map and leaving us all the fuck alone.

I fucking hate Rihanna and her thick legs, ugly hair, cry baby who tells on her man cuz he beat her the fuck down attitude…I hate her rockstar, ego that forgets it came from a Garbage man’s testicles and that lived in a shanty before turning tricks as a teen….but jean shorts, knee highs and a corset that makes titty pop are the simple things in life that make me forget the twat that’s in ’em….

I just got back from a volunteer gig I signed up for at the local high school for troubled kids because it gives me access to troubled kids who are almost 18 and statiscally going to be strippers and pornstars in the next two years….I figured halloween was the best day to start up, you know especailly since the world is so slutty, and I was right…

Unfortunately, I was asked to leave after 15 minutes when I asked one of the teachers if he noticed how hot the tits of of the girls dressed like a zombie slut was.

So much for trying to save the world by connecting with the leaders of tomorrow and giving them guidance…I try to do good for the world…but I just get shut the fuck down…

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2010

18

Oct

Rihanna’s Clown Tits of the Day

I am really not feeling this Rihanna shit It has nothing to do with her stupid fucking hair…It’s gotta do with the whole fucking package being some played out trash I can’t fucking stand and that I hope disappears…I am almost pissed off that I actually thought she was worth a solid fuck for a while. I used to big her up during my black girl fetish as some real deal caribbean pussy I wanted to get up inside, but then she ratted out Chris Brown for publicity, when we all know she can take a fucking hit that she instigated cuz of her jealousy….then I found out she launched her career cuz she was fucking some record exec on Vacation in Barbados when she was 14 or 15….then I listened to her shitty brainwashing pop music that sucks and it all started making sense to me…I need to avoid all things Rihanna because I got sucked into the marketing bullshit everyone else was sucked into…They almost got me…but I saved myself…

Here are her tits in some bikini lookin’ top….

Here are her fat legs in Shorts as a Little Bonus That’s Not Really a Bonus…..unless you’re a Rihanna fan and love every pound of her disgusting trashniness….

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2010

18

Oct

Rihanna’s Crazy Outfit Showing Off Tit of the Day

I used to work in a drug store stocking shelves for a little while a few years ago…I needed the money and to be reminded that I am not a fucking human as hot chicks would ask me for enemas, actual douches, laxatives and other shit you know they wouldn’t as a guy they wanted to fuck for….but along with the hot chicks came countless insane people…either coming in for their methodone treatment or because they had little else to do but wander the aisles….asking me crazy questions about where to find crazy products…or striking up crazy conversation about the government spying on us or how aliens are coming to get us, or how Jesus hates whores and people who fuck whores…to pissing themselves in the diaper section…it was just always crazy every fucking day…..and for some reason they were always dressed like Rihanna is dressed in these pictures…floral dress, crazy shoes with crazy socks and crazy hair…so either Rihanna has lost her mind and is going the route of the woman who was building a lead suit to fight of radiation…or she’s desperate for attention can a new album dropped…and really both cases are equally uninteresting….and I wish shit just ended with her getting deported back to Barbados to leave us all the fuck alone….

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2010

01

Oct

Rihanna Showing Off Her Clown Ass of the Day

Rihanna is a clown and here she is making the right moves as she struggles to stay relevent by rockin’ some clown pants that are baggy enough to hug her ass proper, while making me forget that the rest of her is some thick mess of shit that should have been left out back at her in her shanty when she wasn’t too busy changing sheets for white people vacationing in Barbados…trying to show off her skills as a vocalist thursday nights at the Karaoke bar…only to be ignored of offered money in exchange for head…

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2010

29

Sep

Rihanna’s Clown Hair Continues of the Day

The only reason I like Rihanna is because some Barbados people I know told me that she was a 15 year old hooker at a karaoke bar who fucked with the right dude and ended up “Rihanna” the shanty goddess of the music industry…I figure her story teaches girls much needed lessons in life…

I also like Rihanna because I know she’s falling from the top and I know she’s been replaces with other garbage music…cuz these pop stars with no substance and no soul are easily replaced and fogotten….so seeing her struggle to stay on top is gonna be entertaining….

But none of that positivity towards her can take away from my hatred of her and everything her thick cunt ass in leather pants does or is associated with…not excluding her crying to the police and ruining Chris Brown’s career after starting up with him out of crazy cunt jealousy…

If the devil exists…I’m pretty sure he is Rihanna…


To See Her New Album Cover…An album we hope is the nail in the coffin of her career…and by we I mean I….Where She’s Making Whore Blowjob faces she used to get her fame gig back when she was hooking in Barbados Karaoke bars at 14…Follow this link…
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2010

27

Sep

Rihanna’s Stupid Clown Costume of the Day

I don’t get what’s going on here, but I know it’s pretty disgusting, except for the fact that I’ve been calling Rihanna out for being a fucking clown for the last year, making me believe that she either reads this site and is trying to humor me in these pictures, but that’s impossible since no one reads this site and because high school drop out Rihanna doesn’t know how to read, so it is more likely that she’s just losing her shit, and my prediction that she’s a fucking joke is coming true, and to the 3 fans she still has who think she’s hot, here’s her thick fucking lower body in shorts, lookin’ like she’s losing her fucking mind….because she probably is…now that she’s no longer on top….even though she never should been….

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2010

09

Sep

Rihanna Shitty Barely Suggestive Promo Pictures of the Day

I hate Rihanna. I don’t know why. I just know there was a day that I saw her on TV and I realized she was nothing by a whore who didn’t embrace the fact that she was a whore but who instead pretended to be a popstar…in some identity crisis that ust made me hate her.

Here is her weak attempt to get noticed cuz she knows people don’t give a fuck about her anymore and that her career is on the downward spiral into a drug overdose. I expect more hustle for a teenage prostitute…..

This picture was taken to be attached to her new single…


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I am the first to admit that every once in a while, these shitty commercial songs that the record companies pretty much shit out on the daily cuz they know they will sell, actually produce a catchy song that I sing along to despite how homosexual that makes me. I can’t think of any specific examples because I have a bad memory, but I do know that this trash is not one of those songs. This is just another nail in the coffin of Rihanna’s career. The end is near for this cry baby…and the only tragedy in all this is that Chris Brown didn’t follow through with what he started back when he choked her out.

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