Ronnie from the Rolling Stones is dating some 18 year old Russian chick. Now this could really be true love, despite being fucking awkward as shit, you know with him having a Peter Pan complex since he never had to grow up and made his millions being drunk, high and irresponsible, and he only relates to 18 year olds. Or maybe it’s because after years of fuckin’ groupies, whores, sluts, models, celebrities, everyone, he realizes that 18 year old pussy is the best kind of pussy.

I am pretty sure she’s not in it for the same reason, you know she isn’t fucking him because his weathered scabby dick is all she ever wanted in a fuckin’ dick, and his death ridden body is the body she’s always wanted, but her motivation probably stems from being Russian and wanting out of that shit, or maybe she just likes being held because her dad never held her, but I’m thinkin’ it’s got more to do with a retirement plan.

Let’s face it, this motherfucker’s loaded to the tits and probably won’t be alive much longer, so if she can be his personal whore the next 5 or 6 years, which isn’t so bad, she just gets to travel the world, going from high end hotel to villa to rockin’ the fuck out every fucking night, which is a pretty good deal as is, but a better fucking deal when she inherits a whole lot of Russian Rubles.

Fuck I’d dress like a fuckin hipster lesbian and let him jerk off on my tits everynight before bed because I have no shame.

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