So not only does Katy Perry ruin my experimental teenage girl fantasy with that Kissed a Girl song, that I hear all the fuckin’ time and want to shoot myself in the face because of and that has got so bad that when I am in bars and see two young girls going at it for a group of cheering frat boys, I can’t jump in and scream at them to pull out their tits or to life up each other’s skirts because that stupid song starts playing in my head…..

But Katy Perry also ruins school girl fetishes in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like one, because she’s fuckin’ ugly and reminds me of the time I was at Starbucks and saw this chubby school girl come in and order some milkshake drink and two pieces of cake that she went and emotionally ate, not knowing whether I should prey on her for being some insecure girl with issues that I could really take advantage of all while wearing a school girl outfit that I loved, but being unable to make the move because she was so fuckin’ fat that I found her disgusting…..despite all the good the situation potentially had…if you know what I mean…which you probably don’t because I don’t think I explained myself properly…

I guess the good news is suckin’ that lollipop in these pictures isn’t the only way that this bitch sucks and I am not talking about cock, I am talking about annoying me with her ugly face…

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