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2014

09

May

Documenting Scout Willis’ See Through Shirt of the Day

Scout Willis is one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kids who I used to make fun of, but in my old age realize are kind of awesome. I know people who are friends with them and say nothing but good things, so why hate on any girl who has big enough tits to play with, but more importantly, to flash to the paparazzi, just for the sake of flashing the paparazzi.

Sure we all know nipples aren’t a big deal, most girls aren’t shy to show some nip, but it’s still nice when it happens….and really these girls all seem so well adjusted considering they belong to Demi..

I’m a fan of all that is going on here and that’s why I think we should walk through this glorious moment together for mother’s day…

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2011

08

Dec

Scout Willis Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

It is no lie that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were not compatible when it comes to making babies…whether it had to do with drugs, partying, or just clashing genes….it doesn’t matter…cuz their kids are still ugly…but more importantly bottom feeders with trust funds trying to carve their own way by doing stupid hipster shit like showing their asses and by the look of this pic….she might as well be Bruce Willis cuz that’s just the kind of sex appeal she’s got

But here are the pics anyway…

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2008

06

Nov

Willis Sister Exclusive of the Day

I think the Willis family are pretty fucking rancid girls. I am talking wrongfully labeled People’s Most Beautiful because their mom paid off the magazine to put them on the list and was trying to cover-up the lies that she’s been feeding them their entire life when they come to her crying that a boy turned them down because they look like monsters.

Now every time Rumer comes crying on her mother’s doorstep, interrupting Ashton Kutcher’s MILF Fantasy where Demi teaches him how to tie his shoe while fucking his face, she can bust out the magazine and say “what do guys know, People Magazine said your beautiful”, tricking her into believing it and shutting her the fuck up so Rumer can goes back to her life with her delusion, far from Demi, because every time Demi looks at Rumer, she has to be reminded of how she wronged the world and how God wronged her, so it’s better to keep shit out of sight, for pretty much all of us,

Sometimes delusion is better than the truth since the truth in this case would lead any normal person to jump off a fucking bridge to say goodbye to this cruel world and leave their broken up face in a ravine/river where it belongs….

I don’t know what the fuck Demi Moore did wrong in a past life, or what the silicone implants and botched plastic surgery/ drug use did to her uterus but I think it’s just bad genes, because when she was younger she was a fuckin’ disgusting troll of a woman too, but she was smart enough to invest in herself and trick the world into thinking she was worth fucking, and by world I mean Ashton Kutcher, her tool to make her feel young.

Either way, I got this email about the Willis sisters and since I am lazy today, I figured I’d put it out there, because I hate them, and apparently so do other people.

i wish rumer was doing something other than being ugly in these pics.  do what you wish with them. they might not end up being of any use to you.

rumer is a major cunt though. i met her and wanted to choke her all night. the way she treated the staff there was insane.  she barked orders at them like they were idiots. bitch doesn’t even know how to say thank you.

When you’re that ugly, you’re allowed to hate the world. Here are those pics.

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