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2019

19

Mar

Rumer and Scout Willis Bikinis of the Day

Slutty hipster Willis sisters doing what they do best….nothing.

They are both zero accomplished thanks to their parents’ being over accomplished…both having made shit tons of money with the whole Hollywood thing during an era when big fucking money was made off of Hollywood…

Who knows, maybe Demi got in on her ex Husband’s tech dot com fund….and is also a dot com billionaire…not married to KUNIS, but rather doing poppers or whippets at parties where people die, despite being 100 years old…

It’s hard to expect these idiots to do anything that matters, when their parents are basically unemployed…..

Celebrities are funny, because they work 6 weeks a year, make 50 million dollars in that year, and chill the rest of the year to hang out with their kids who never have to work a day in their life…

So despite having money and access…they just choose to be vapid cunts like the vapid cunts of the internet…posing half naked or sometimes fully naked for likes…since they don’t need money….

I think the only thing interesting about this is that Rumer Willis has a new face and body and she’s actually worthy of being stared at.

Huge news really…if you are looking for Rumer Willis news…which no one in the world is looking for…cuz these kids are pretty useless…

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2018

04

Dec

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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When on the topic of the American Dream, something I think about all the time when dealing with social media posts of Americans whining about how their system should work, or what they think is important, or trying to force people to have the same beliefs, morals and values as they have, instead of just leaving everyone the fuck alone and letting things unfold the way they were elected by the people to unfold, creating some media hype about nothing, everyone just clickbaiting for profit, saying crazier and crazier things for views, whether it is SLATE shitting on George HW Bush’s service dog “Not mourning his death” because the fucking dog writing from New Hamsphire has the inside scoop on dog Pyschology, or whatever other nonsense you’ve been exposed to, to fucking deteriorate your quality of life….an attack on the people from within….

I think it’s important to see what America is really about…and I think Scout Willis is a prime example of it…just living her best life on her rich as fuck parent’s credit card because she can…why work, or do anything really, cuz mom and dad both got rich as fuck together, and stepDAD Ashton Kutcher is a fucking dot com billionaire thanks to it being easy to be a dot com billionaire when being Ashton Kutcher with all his acting money looking for a place to put that acting money at the pivotal moment in internet’s history….

You know allowing this one to coast real easy tits out like she should…

That is the America I think matters…..I mean Bruce and Demi…fucking legends bro.

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2018

20

Aug

Scout Willis Bikini of the Day

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I used to make fun of the Willis sisters. I don’t know why I decided it was my duty or task to point at laugh at rich as fuck, spoiled as fuck, trust fund kids who are basically on summer vacation every day of their life, with no responsibilities thanks to their parents, allowing them to focus on doing things they like to actually do, whether that is art, which I don’t think exists but is a lie, or music, or whatever the fuck it is that they do in their spare time being hipsters….

When really, the Willis Sisters, despite not being that hot…are a good time…

They do nude shoots, they do weird incest content, they are often times half naked, and posting for attention on the social media feeds…but are rich and don’t need it.

So there’s really nothing to hate about them…what they do is good enough for a pervert like me.

I believe in them…their strength, their youth, their money, there’s time for them to still do something worth doing…like showing their spread assholes…I’ve seen the bush, but have I seen the asshole?

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2018

27

Jun

Scout Willis Spreads Her Ass of the Day

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Hipster bush rocking fake hipster pretending to be high brow but is a spoiled entitled rich kid who basically does nothing with her life but exist, thanks to her rich parents supporting her “art” and self discovery…loves to produce smut for her social media for attention….because all girls fucking love attention.

I am pretty disappointed in her because I only liked her for her bush, and as it turns out she’s getting her asshole waxed in what I guess is her art project that reminds me of a Junior College Art project, trying to be high brow…while really just being silly…and pandering for attention.

I do hate the bikini wax movement, but I do remember when youtube first happened searching for bikini wax videos, after being rejected from a bikini wax internship I tried to get at every wax place that opened up because apparently “seeing all them pussy holes” isn’t a good reason you want the job…

I guess what it comes down to is that this spread ass pose is a good one, if she spreads a little harder you may see Bruce Willis’ head up in there…or maybe that’s Ashton Kutcher…who knows…

This is the best thing that’s happened today…

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2018

22

Mar

Scout Willis Bikini and Hairy Armpit of the Day

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I like to think a day is not fulfilled without a picture of one of the Willis sisters, who is out there being a socialite, not working, living off her trust fund, thanks to all the dicks her dad and mom sucked to get to the top of Hollywood for a pretty long run that made them a lot of money….

Maybe their stepdad Ashton let them invest in some of his dot com projects like a good stepdad would, you know instead of making them touch his dick or bathing them like a bad stepdad would do, even though he’s the same age as them and it’d be normal if he was doing that with them, at least if he wasn’t married to her mom…

But I do know that they have celebrity from their parents…and with that celebrity…they advocate things that they think are feminist and hip…like hair armpits, which for the record are easy to have, you just don’t have to shave…and dudes don’t actually give a shit….and posting half named pictures of themselves…or being topless..because feminism…or whatever…

All three of them are equally silly…and that is why we all must celebrate them

Risky topless shot

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2017

26

Dec

Scout Willis Tits and Bush of the Day

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If you’re like me, you probably watched Die Hard yesterday, it’s obviously one of the top Christmas movies of all time, and it features the talented movie star, midget Bruce Willis, who’s sperm created these girls up inside Demi Moore….girls I like to think are proof that Demi had aggressive plastic surgery done…because they are all a little ugly…

In sad news, Scout Willis has me blocked on social media, so I can’t see her updates and can’t tell you if this nude pic rocking a nice thick bush and some good sized tits are her, but the internet says it is, so I’ll take it…

I assume she blocked me cuz I was trolling or talking shit on her, which is pretty fucking weird thing for a grown man to do…yet I do it….to people who google themselves…

The good news, or miracle, is that I can see Tallulah, the middle sister’s profile, not blocked yet…and was able to join them on a journey to do some Hot Spring / Nordic Spa-ing to cleanse their bodies and detox, in bikinis….

Talluah best caption on the pics was “dedicated to everyone who called me ugly at 13″, because I guess she feels hot, or like she’s grown into herself, and really why call people, especially entitled spoiled rich kids who weren’t raised in LA but who are still pretty fucking LA, ugly…when it’s the mom, Demi, and her huffing Nitrous when people are dying in her pool in LA, you gotta focus on…I mean these girls are just innocent rich kids doing their thing…half naked, in efforts to have more purpose in the world than just being a WILLIS / MOORE hybrid creature.

I’m a fan….it’s sad knowing we will never be friends.

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2017

19

Dec

The Willis Sisters Bathe Together of the Day

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This is Tallulah, Rumer and Scout Willis, the produce of Bruce and Demi not having an abortion…and together, tehy take baths together, in what would be a sister fetish to all of us perverts, because we like the idea of sisters fucking each other, but that is a little too scaled down, hipster, artist, that looks like it smells…

I’d prefer these plastic surgery ridden weridos who play hipster artist to be actually showing off and comparing their cunts, because that interests me, you know genetics, rather than their weird DEMI MOORE faces…but you can’t always get what you want I guess…but we got this…Christmas Card shit….weirdos…but I guess it’s kinda great…even though I think statistically, or logically, RUMER probably took a shit in the pool.

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2017

05

Dec

Scout Willis is Weird of the Day

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Scout Willis is one of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore kids who I used to make fun of, I’m not sure if I made fun of her, or Rumer, pre getting work done and working out, becoming pretty hot, because comsmetic surgery is pretty advanced now, and all women capable of looking like doughy porn chick who just had their faces banged out….and fitness / starvation / drugs when you got nothing better to do bring the hot bod….LIKE can be one big fake it til you make it…

But the truth is, in my old age, who fucking cares about making fun of young girls just living life having a good time, even if they have horrible POPPER loving moms who let people die at her pool party when fucking the youth out of young people, in efforts to stay young forever….if anything that’s kind of cool..

More importantly, at least they are doing the hipster being silly and wild, unshowered even thing…rather than the 3D airbrushed make-up the other twats are doing…because if you’re a celebrity child rich kid, just fucking live that celeb life and have fun, why the fuck waste time running around trying to be “fashion”…you know…I KNOW..

These are some weird pics, but weird in a good way, I like them weird…

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2017

18

Aug

Scout Willis Titty Flash of the Day

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Scout Willis is a Bruce Willis / Demi Moore creation. You know a little internal cumshot that stuck inside the womb and fertilized without Demi realizing it because she was too busy doing drugs being Hollywood, until one day it crawled out of her and grew into a titty flashing hipster rich kid with famous parents…who does nothing…but lives well..thanks to being rich.

She’s putting out her tits, very European of her, because nudity is not a bad thing, it’s a natural thing that I like looking at, even on Scout Willis….because I am a pervert, or a free spirit who believes in the future being nudity…because it’s really not a big deal…but it’s a good angle to get attention.

I do like that people are flashing each other like a bunch of teens during self discovery, you know…what was once private now public…nipples…pulled out tit…it’s like driving behind a high school cheerleader bus on the freeway getting asses and tits in my face as they collectively giggle…the far less exciting version.

It’s just too bad girls haven’t really got into flasing clits, tits not clits, but I want clits cuz I’ve seen the tits.

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2017

10

Jul

Scout Willis Bush of the Day

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I love bush and all things that celebrate brush – except feminist lesbians who try to intellectualize bush – but only because they think I am a misogynist…even though I am one of themm…

Partially because of my love for bush – I am a bush ambassador…I don’t try to pretend that growing a bush is a protest against the man….even though it’s less work to grow a bush…and men will fuck anything…and it doesn’t need to be a child-like bald pussy to get them off unless they are gay…and more interestingly….and bald pussy is an industry run by women on women hate crimes…judging each other for not shaving…

Well Scout Willis..the hipster who is more attractive than the other WILLIS SISTERS…showed off her bush hanging out of her bathing suit…a fetish of mine…that she probably thinks is being shocking because she’s rich and medicated trying to have purpose in a life with no purpose cuz her parents have the purpose for her….

When really, it’s just hot, erotic, a fetish, and the way it is meant to be…keep the pussy spilling out of the bathing bottoms…