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2015

23

Sep

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini Campaign of the Day

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Here’s model Shanina Shaik in a bikini catalog photoshoot….for some bikini company…because I guess they are fucking idiots and feel the need to overpay some bitch no one cares about…because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model to wear their fucking bikinis…like she fucking matters because she’s a Victoria’s Secret model…when the end result is the equivalent to EVERY SINGLE PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM…

Girls who aren’t Victoria’s Secret models are doing the exact same quality photoshoot with an iphone on the beach….and it costs them nothing…

Not 10,000 dollars a day for model 10,000 dollars for photographer and expenses of 100k for the crew and travel to exotic places…

It’s like companies just feel like burning money, to produce the same photo I’ve seen 1000 times…and it makes no sense and if anything, it just makes these idiot models like Shanina think she’s important, when she’s nothing, garbage…etc…even though she probably fucks rich guys thanks to brands like Victoria’s Secret endorsing her and rich guys loving that…

I can think of better campaigns or ways to spend your marketing money, Just give it to charity and take the fucking pics with your iphones you fucking idiots…NO ONE CARES ABOUT THESE PICS, THIS MODEL…ANYTHING BUT THEMSELVES…

But I’ll post them anyway…

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2015

24

Aug

Shanina Shaik in a Bikini of the Day

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Shanina Shaik was “caught” by the paparazzi doing some photoshoot for some bikini company, because part of the Victoria’s Secret deal, as this girl is one of their new “angels”…who I guess they are replacing Adriana Lima with, is that they lend their girls to other people to exploit their girls, because it makes their girls seem like they are more relevant than they actually are, because in this world of instagram models, who gives a fuck about actual models….

The only difference is that actual models are just the sugar babies who are going to get billionaires…while the instagram models…go for the millionaires…

It’s all very stupid, but what isn’t stupid is that she’s giving the paparazzi props for this photo she posted:

“Paparazzi can get some “OK” pics lol ”

Because the bikini company called the paparazzi to take these pics of her, this is some hired second shooter obviously, and they all probably grabbed lunch together, which is far less fun than when paparazzi used to rent helicopters for the 100,000 dollar picture that just doesn’t happen anymore…

Either way, still a model in a bikini…better than pretty much anything I’ve seen a bikini today…but in my defense…I haven’t left my couch in 2 days.

Here she is in some shoot…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2015

09

Jun

Shanina Shaik FOR J. Crew of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is some other Victoria’s Secret model, it seems like all models are these days, at least the ones who get naked and half naked for “fashion” that isn’t really fashion but rather sweat shop made crap equivalent to internet porn in quality, but called “fashion” because they are billionaires and capable of spinning it to the retards of the world…thanks to those retards paying way too much money for their shit at the mall….

Well, it looks like she’s been lent out to another brand, possibly secretly owned by the original evil brand…but they wouldn’t want you knowing that all this shit is the fucking same…including but not limited to the pictures they are in.

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2015

28

May

Shanina Shaik Lip Syncs in a Video of the Day

I didn’t watch this music video of Shanina Shaik and other models including Yara Khmidan, Gigi Paris, Carmella Rose, Brianna Michelle and Emily Bruhn…despite Shanina Shaik being one of the newest Victoria’s Secret Angels…designed to replace Adriana Lima…possibly created in a lab, but said to have been made in Portugal, yet no one in Portugal ever heard of her…#conspiracy..

Apparently, Shanina Shaik is lip syncing…and that may or may not be a fetish to at least one of you, which is pretty good stats considering I know there is only one of you out there…100% success rate…

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2015

25

May

Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is one o f the new contract workers for Victoria’s Secret, because Victoria’s Secret took the porn model of Contract workers to the lingerie fashion world, because they realize if they invest in a girl, they need to control that girl, and use that girl to increase the equity of their brand…pretty basic…

Where it gets confusing is why these girls venture off to other companies that aren’t VS doing shoots that could be VS…I assumed it was because VS owned the factories all these brands are produced in…but think it is more to do with creating the illusion of relevance…

All this to say ,Shanina is a model no one in Portugal ever heard of, yet she claims to be Portuguese, making me assume, she’s just another one they built in a lap to replace Lima…and I guess what it comes down to is that this Free People shoot…is actually promoting Victoria’s Secret…because Victoria’s Secret are clever marketers…making you think of them when you see the girls…brain washing!!!

TO SEE HER LEAVING A YACHT IN CANNES CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Mar

Shanina Shaik in Some Boring Catalog Pics of the Day

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One of my least favorite things in the world is catalog pictures for e-commerce…that use models to showcase shitty product…in a way I can’t jerk off…because I don’t have a shitty product fetish…even when the shitty product is lingerie or bikini product…it is still the focal point of the pics…rather than hot tits, body and pussy definition…so it is the actual commercializing of these tall and skinny girls…you know the shit that pays the bills…when I’m much more into the other aspects of modeling, like getting naked to get noticed so that you get jobs like this for people like me to hate..

Her name is Shanina Shaik, she’s a Victoria’s Secret model cheating on Victoria’s Secret and she’s rumorerd to be Portuguese, but no one I know in Portugal have ever heard of her, probably becasue they are too busy listening to Nelly Furtado songs while fishing for their small fishing village, and even the rest of Europe, becasue that’s what Portuguese are good for…I mean along with cheap roasted chicken…

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2014

18

Sep

Shanina Shaik TITS for GQ Russia of the Day

Shanina Shaik is a nice enough set of Australian tits, doing the GQ Russia, showing off her nice enough set of Australian tits, because like most models, landing a Russian billionaire is a pretty much the best gig you can get, way better than the cover of Vogue….not because models are hookers, I would never imply that, they are talented individuals who spend years learning the craft of just showing up on set and letting people take pics of them for a lot of money…

She’s Half Pakistani, obviously not the half that works my convenience store. She was a reality show contestant. She has modelled for pretty much everyone probably best known for Victoria’s Secret….and that’s enough of a recap of her career you don’t care about – because you’re just into staring at her GQ Russian tit…and I’m with you on that…her bio is only interesting to the weirdo fans and I don’t endorse that kind of behavior…but I do endorse tits.

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2014

01

Aug

Shanina Shaik in Lingerie of the Day

Shanina Shaik is in paparazzi pics in a bikini in Ibiza or St Tropez or wherever the fuck all the rich A-Listers getting away from their vacation of a life happen to be living the life of luxury….because where there are rich A-Listers, there are Victoria’s Secret signed models in tow…it’s all part of their purpose.

So She was seen on Bieber’s yacht, because a fame whore will fame whore wherever the fame whoring needs to be done…and now she’s in some lingerie campaign that is boring, uneventful and that she’s not even all that hot in…but I guess she’s hot enough for Beiber…but then again, I know some real busted down ratchets also good enough for Beiber, so it’s not saying much…

All this to say, Lingerie pics…suck.

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2014

14

Jul

Shanina Shaik Nipple for Elle Australia of the Day

SHANINA SHAIK is some half Pakistani model from Australia, who is a relatively big enough name in America. I think she was dating that guy Tyson Beckford, not that her being slammed by big black male models is an amazing thing, or even an accomplishment, she’s probably better known for working for Victoria’s Secret…

The interesting thing about her – is that she got famous in Australia for being on some stupid show called “Make Me a Supermodel”…that I guess worked out for her, because she met her boyfriend, who made her a Super Model….

But that apparently she doesn’t like talking about, because it’s some reality show, low level desperation, that people like to think never happened, or isn’t the reason they are rich and famous, because it’s a cheap way to get rich and famous…one of those “let’s pretend it was all me and that’s why I am here” situations…not “I’m the Snooki of Australia”…no one wants to be the Snooki of anything…not even Snooki…

Here she is showing some nipple…

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2014

24

Apr

Shanina Shaik for Free People of the Day

Shanina Shaik is some portuguese water dog model with a great ass, who I assume was a fisherman before being sold off to the evil billion dollar panty corporation…who have lent her out to other panty corporations because they probably manufacture their bullshit for them in their sweatshops all you middle american assholes who like Victoria’s Secret support when you buy their shitty overpriced smut that you think will make you look like one of their models…when really all it does is smell like a poor Indian child’s tears and sweat…

I also assume, that despite not being with Leonardo DiCaprio, who I don’t think loves the ethnic ones, is not quite a hooker yet, even if all modelling has a whole lot of prostitution to it….

Catalog Pics are always dull…but here they are anyway.

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