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2019

08

May

SI Swimsuit is Pointless of the Day

I have shitting on Sports Illustrated Swim for the last bunch of years…literally stealing a copy of the magazine from the local Korean grocery store in my neighborhood and SHITTING on it…a bloody and confused lack of pancreatic fluid, high in bile, thanks to alcoholism and parasites from drinking out of a fucking puddle most nights I get drunk…

Basically, my whole angle has been that they are obsolete, every girl everywhere can be a bikini model, they don’t need some dated brand like Sports Illustrated to give them the stamp, and often times, when Sports Illustrated runs after the influencers who are making them irrrelevant, it is ONLY to get their followers….

It’s like back in the day the models like Christie Brinkley needed SI to exist and to matter, they mooched off them to win at this model life…and now SI is mooching off these models who aren’t official models by letting them think they are….

It’s all just a big play for their old subscribers and advertisers as it generates buzz fo them, but unnecessary buzz, we can get this same pic with as hot girls on any beach anywhere or at least watch girls at any beach anywhere trying to capture this look and succeeding while you jerk off 20 feet out watcing…

It’s a pointless thing, but women love their egos stroked, being pampered or whatever, fawned over and part of something, mob mentality where they are the popular girls in the mob, stupid, vapid, sure…but so are most women that do this kind of thing…so it is expected.

Here is an uneventful round up – since Every Day is the Swimsuit Issue on Social media..


Tyra Banks
SI Swimsuit Tyra Banks

Paige VanZant
SI Swimsuit Paige VanZant

Olivia Culpo
Si Swimsuit Olivia Culpo


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Megan Rapinoe
SI Swimsuit Megan Rapinoe

Lais Riberio
SI Swimsuit Lais Ribeiro

Hayley Kalil
SI Swimsuit Hayley Kalil


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Crystal Dunn
SI Swimsuit Crystal Dunn

Camille Kostek
Si Swimsuit Camille Kostek

Barbara Palvin
SI Swimsuit Barbara Palvin


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Anne De Paula
SI Swimsuit Anne De Paula

Alex Morgan
SI Swimsuit ALex Morgan

Abby Dahlkemper
SI Swimsuit Abby Dahlkemper


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Simone Biles
SI Swimsuit Simone Biles

Samantha Hoopes
SI Swimsuit Samantha Hoopes

Robin Holzken
SI Swimsuit Robin Holzken

Hailey Clauson
SI Swimsuit Hailey Clauson 2

Lindsey Vonn
Si Swimsuit Lindsey Vonn


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2010

11

Feb

SI Swimsuit Edition Launch Party of the Day

SI Swimsuit edition had a launch party and a whole lot of nameless girls with insane bodies who I want to fuck showed up because they are either in the magazine half naked, or they want to be, and it looked like a good place to jerk off in the corner, but unfortunately, I wasn’t invited because I am irrelevant, fueling my serious need to quit the internet and find a way to live my life on a beach….this site is totally unrewarding…and this party does a good job reminding me what I’m missing out on. Assholes.

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Bikini Models|SI Swimsuit Edition