Her name is Simone Lambe, she is dating some footballer from Germany named Michael Ballack. She was smart enough to get knocked up by the motherfucker in 2001 and keep the baby, because apparently he’s some kind of superstar over there, and as a groupie, who’s been through the hoops before knows, just fucking the motherfucker won’t keep him around, you need a tangible thing to keep him coming back, and usually groupie pussy isn’t enough of a tangible thing, but for most people babies are. It’s that whole guilt of having them show up on your doorstep 18 years down the road and all the headaches that come with that, so it’s easier to just suck it up and show up and be a dad, I guess.

Anyway, since that first baby they’ve had two more, and even got married in 2008, so her plan fuckin’ worked, it just took 8 years and here is her mom body in a bikini in Miami by the pool…and I am posting it because I am all about posting bikini pictures even if I’ve never heard of the people in them….

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