I always wonder what the pussy of the white girl with dreads shopping at the thrift shop with her armpit hair flowing in the vent fan…smells like….

Or the girl in leggings at the coffee shop who just finished yoga class…what does her pussy smell like…

I guess in general…as a general concept….the core of who I am…I wonder what all pussy looks and smells like….

I blame the internet….

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I find it interesting that the new bro, the new mainstream, the frat boy loser bro, is into the dot com billionaire, bio-hacking, kettlebell workouts, microdosing, ketogenic diets, posting topless selfies of themselves to show off their workouts while learning about it in Podcasts by the same group of Tony Robbins rip off artists…

Because these people, the mainstream are too busy doing squats to read blogs, but listening to podcasts while they excel at life being alphas…is where it’s at…

Leaving me alone, with a blog, without a podcast…

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All this Coachella content was exhausting and I hated every second of it…but the good news is that I don’t bother with Social Media, because I hate the general population, and have no interest in seeing what these people are up to…even the slutty pics are boring…repetitive dog shit…

Luckily, I can sit here and drink my way through it, while reflecting on everything I’ve failed at in life, that forces me to continue doing this…

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It is no mystery that Coachella is a mainstream, commercialized experience, for all the idiots who want to get instagram footage.

The acts are top tier acts, it’s radio music, the concert version, where all these basic as fuck humans congregate and try to be as relevant as each other at the relevant place…

Which is fine, mainstream has always existed, it just that these people don’t realize they are mainstream idiots, and think they are part of some exclusive club.

I was triggered when I saw the Walmart Yodeling kid at Coachella, something I would have expected, but reminded of how the internet is a pile of dog shit of a place where the mainstream became everything….

Obviously the yodeling kid was a viral stunt, that went viral, people loved it for whatever reason. Walmart gave the kid a concert. Ellen booked the kid, despite being a lesbian who America loves, and you’d assume it would die down and be over…

Instead, he opened Coachella and all the attendees went nuts, the internet left it’s mark and Memes are now on stage at shows….for people to go nuts because they brushed shoulders, were in the same room as the yodeling kid they saw in a youtube video…

It is crazy….and people are getting real rich based on the universal access to the internet….it’s almost too easy to troll these people and get paid…

In my era, you’d go viral amongst a group of cool people, and eventually get to the Music festival level, where more people would discover you, and eventually, after sucking dick and selling out, you’d end up on the talk show circuit being a washed up hollywood fuck none of your original fans respected.

Now, they get ironic or bring the Meme to life after Walmart and Ellen beat you to the punch, while you’re marketed as some progressive and hip event for the millennials, even if all the people I see at the event are 45 fucking years old…

It’s just too bad because it keeps people really fucking lazy, their creativity based on getting seen, rather than being good…

That said, the owner of Coachella funds anti-gay, anti-abortion, gun shit that the people at Coachella, if not such morons consuming what they are fed, act Social Justice Warrior about those causes, until you blind them with a Beyonce performance…IDIOTS.

The point of the story is fuck Coachella, it’s fucking lame, and fuck the internet, it’s not some underbelly shit filled with weirdos, it’s fucking commercialized, regulated, and filled with everything I hate…

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We are all Fucked.

People ask if I’m bored of this. Of course I’m bored of this. That’s the point of this site. It’s to outline how boring pop culture is. I hated it when I started the site and hate it 14 years later. How can you be passionate about rich cunts being rich cunts doing the same thing on repeat…over and over again…

There’s only so much I can say or be inspired by…and ultimately…I’m only here for the tits…

But I am passionate about updating this site daily, it’s a real habit that brings me joy, that is therapeutic, that has probably kept me out of prison…who knows…

What I do know is that here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning at 1:30 because I’m not that passionate about updating the site….like that..

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We live in a world where we can’t hire hot chicks, we really can’t look at hot chicks, even though hot chicks are still out there putting up hot pics, that we’re not supposed to like or follow or hire because ugly chicks get mad about hot chicks getting ahead in life, even though good looking people should be the ones getting ahead…who wants to look at ugly people..

I saw that Tony Robbins, the man ripped off by all the BRO GURUS…almost blatantly…said something like hot chicks are suffering from the #metoo movement because bosses can’t hire them or promote them, because the ugly ones will go nuts and call you a pervert…

Which is fucking truth, but dude’s gotta issue an apology to the #metoo movement….Can’t we have opinions that are based on our truths…without having to issue apologies

Saying “Sucks to be a hot chick now, guys are scared to work with Hot Chicks cuz they don’t want to be called perverts” doesn’t mean “bosses raping or sexually assaulting their employees is a good thing”…

Fucking idiots… Here are some stepLINKS…Idiots…

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I run a really janky operation…

Last night I realized that my contact form doesn’t work on the site…and has probably never worked on the site…since 2012…when I put the contact form on the site…

How was I to know…it’s not like people could email me to ask if I got the email…

Even though it says the emails went through, I never got them….because I am terrible at details and running a business.

I realize that I probably would have never got any emails from the contact form regardless of it working…but it would have been nice knowing what emails I did get…

There may have been more than Nigerian princes….maybe ad deals, maybe business deals, maybe I would be rich…

I have all these visions that I missed out on great offers….but truth is no one cares enough to email me…I assume…

Instead, I am a man who runs a site no one can really contact by clicking contact…which is semi liberating in a leave me the fuck alone context…

But Pretty fucking typical idiot behavior for someone who updates a site daily and would like to get fucking paid, or opportunities….

It’s better to know that you weren’t emailed than to think you were but never got it…I feel like a fat chick sitting by the phone for a date only to realize the phone was unplugged….what if calls happened that I never got, but that the people calling think I got…OH MY GOD…EAT MY FEELINGS EAT MY FEELINGS….

So if you’ve tried to email me NUDES, Business Deals, Money, Adveritsing Opportunities, Offers to buy this site off me so I can nap more, Movie Deals, Exclusive gossip tits, friendship requests, and all that good stuff – email CONTACT (at) Drunkenstepfather.com

Unless I missed my chance…which I likely did..

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The interesting thing about this FOSTA / SESTA / act to stop enabling sex trafficking, is that policing it is going to be impossible…

It’s the whole a HO IS A HO IS A HO and a girl who is struggling to get paid for sex will find the sex that pays…

If they are shutting down Backpages and similar straight hooker sites, they need to look at Facebook, instagram, Twitter, Snap, Tinder and all dating sites really, Tumblr, Reddit and everything in between…because where a man and woman are allowed to converse….they are going to talk sex…and eventually be offered sex for money…

It’s one of those impossible to regulate things, in the form of a blanket law, that will allow the government to shut down whatever they deem inappropriate…like they did when the FBI Seized the Torrent Sites, or the Online Casinos…it’s happened before…but FINALLY they are going after porn….even though the governement all consume porn..and sex workers for that matter….I mean where are they going to find their pussy to fuck for money…

It’s all very confusing times, but maybe we should all turn to the new movement of bro guru for the answers…you know those being rich, successful and fit through the use of podcasts and adaptogens….because #ScienceBro…buy my book…bro….BROOOOOO!!1

We’re really just a bunch of idiots

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The interesting thing about truck stops…is that they are a great place to rape and kill people…yet the truck stop rape and kill incidents are so rare…even if it is the place where rapes and kills should happen….are people not napping in unlocked vehicles at truck stops anymore?

I am not one to spend much time

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