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2013

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

As far as I’m concerned…Christmas is still happening…everyday is Christmas…it’s not over yet and if you aren’t wasted under your chistmas tree playing with your granny’s panties…than you’ve failed at life..if you’re at work…well then you’ve really just thrown in the fucking towel…

Here are some morning links

Selena Gomez Nipple
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LeAnn Rimes in a Gown in a Gym Shower
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Police Reports froM Christmas
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Hot Girls in Tank Tops
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A Whole Lot of Sofia Vergara
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The Worst TV Shows of 2013
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Slow Motion Christmas….
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Big Fuckign Tits
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10 Natvitiy Scenes Made Out of Food
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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2013

25

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Today the morning hangover dump comes with no links…other than THIS ONE TO OUR FAVORITE CAM GIRL SITE

Because cam girls are a great distraction from annoying family, family tradition, religion, disappointment, and loneliness…

And what better way to celebrate than with this random cam girl who may or may not be on OUR FAVORITE CAM SITE but who makes for a good fluffer…for real girls put there making an honest living…I can masturbate to…

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2013

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Christmas Eve….whether you celebrate or not, you sure as fuck shouldn’t on the computer…there are lovely, desperate, sad people out there…and you need to go out there and take advantage of them…it is the Holiday Season…Christmas Rape and Pillage Broken Souls…

Here are some links…

Squishy Girls
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Some Topless Trash on the Beach
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Cindy Crawford Disappointing Bikini Pics
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15 Naughty Santa Helpers
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The Most Stylish X-Mas Film Characters
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Vanessa Hudgens – Hikes
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A Girl in Boxing Gloves with Serious Underboob
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Have Yourself an Angelina Jolie X-Mas
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Christmas Greeting From your Pets
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Stacy Keibler Gallery
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3 Most WTF X-Mas Movies
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Some Teresa Palmer Chick Pregnant
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Jessica Lowndes Solid Ass Pic
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Hilary Duff Ducks Under Garage Door
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Amanda Seyfried Will Scare You
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Petra Nemcova – Tsunami Survivor – In Shape
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Jack Nicholson Wants to Bang Jennifer Lawrence
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Rihanna Braless
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Courntey Stodden’s Publicity Stunt Bullshit – Hot Body
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Love this 12 Years as a Slave Poster
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Mariah Carey’s Biggest Regret
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Molly Sims Bikini
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Chat Roulette Santa PRank
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Barbara Palvin Photoshoot
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Topless Barely a Celebrity on the Beach
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Jodie Sweetin Not on Meth – But Bra-Less
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Bar Refaeli in her Underwear
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics Starring Gracie Carvalho
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Rita Ora See Through
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Victoria’s Secret Catalog Pics Starring Doutzen
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Snow Days Then and Now
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Merry X-Mas From Screaming Goats
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The NUTS X-Mas Special
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Terrifying Santas
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GET THIS FOR YOUR GIRL AND MAKE IT CHRISTMAS EVERY DAY OF THE YEAR
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Girl Fucks a Huge Bottle of Pepsi
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Three or More Girls Naked Together
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Naked Ginger Bread Decorator
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It’s the Fucking Thread
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Weirdest X-Mas Gift Ever
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Girl Fucks Corncob
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Cam Teen X-Mas Dance
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Asian Hot Chicks
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The Chat Roulette X-Mas Penis
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Girl Fucks a Puppet
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Christmas Ghetto Booty
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Christmas Sex
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SQUIRTING GIRLS!!! MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!
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2013

24

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you’re at work…your life smells like failure…but that could just be a cologne sample from the department store they are trying to peddle to people who don’t realize it smells like “I really haven’t made it”….

It’s Christmas eve, stop being a Grinch and look up skirt scrambling at the mall…flirt with sales clerks and trick them into telling you about when they bathe…or seduce your brother’s drunk wife…who cares what it is…just live for the pussy and die for the pussy…that’s the real meaning of Christmas…

Here are some morning links…

Terryfying Santa
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Freckly Bitches
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Sexy X-Mas Chocolate
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Panda GIF of the Day
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Stacy Keibler Gallery…
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Leonardo DiCaprio is Better than You
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Olivia Wilde Fat Tits..
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Claudia Romani Bikini Santa
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The BEst Fails of 2013
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2013

23

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, I like to fuck with advertisers who solicit me than reject me…here’s todays email that was in response to their rejection:

It is a Christmas Miracle…Time to fuck lonely Christmas bitches in town for family for a few days and down to fuck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Man Jumps Through Glass…and Fails…
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Best Christmas Chocolate Ever…
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The Best Pic of Cheryl Burke Ever
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Selena Gomez Showing her Belly…
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Blind Man Tries to Guessing Color Scented Markers
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The Best and Worst things About Winter…
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Merry Christmas from Signing Goats
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5 Crazy Swiss Army Knives
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Claudia Romani in a Thong Thong Thong….
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Beyonce Spent 38k in Walmart This Weekend
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Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams…
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Kate Upton Boyfriend Dumped her and She Tried to Eat Him…
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Helen Flanagan Panty Upskirt…
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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The Best Version of Every Important Christmas Song..
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Gigi Marie in Leather Leggings
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2014 Calendar Girls of Seagrams Gin….
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Future – Back – Problems
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The Most Hetero Pic of Simon Cowell…
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Some Chick Named Merino Naked
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Steve Martin Deletes his Racist Tweet
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Nude Pic of Kelly Brook
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Leighton Meester’s Shitty Leggings
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Taylor Swift
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Zoe Saldana Lives….and Wears Jeans…
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Fresh as Fuck Heart Beating Sushi…
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Julianne Hough Funny Pants
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Amy Willerton Working Out
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14 Morals from X-Mas Movies
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Vanessa Hudgens in a Dress Showing Some Tit
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Plane Landing Goes from Bad to Worse
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Amanda Seyfriend Crotch Shot
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Cold Fucking Animals…
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Jodie Sweetin Was Better on Meth
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Carey Mulligan for Dazed and Confused
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Some Girl Destroys all Her Cheating Boyfriend’s Valuables
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Sabrina Sato is from Brazil
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The Best 12 Years as a Slave Poster
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Girls in Lingerie
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Kelly Brook
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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We Love Our Cam Girls…More Than We Love Our Family on X-Mas
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Sexy Xmas Slut in a Cheesy as Fuck Shoot
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Some Other Xmas Slut in Cheesy as Fuck Shoot
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Girl Fucking her Doll
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Girl Fills Herself with a Garden Hose
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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2013

23

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I had a really rough night teaching a 21 year old on two hits of acid how to masturbate on FaceTime…after hours of hard work and coaching she squirted.

It was a fucking Christmas miracle…

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Kim Kardashian’s ASs is Fucking Hilarious
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The Hottest Santas Never
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Mariah Carey – All I Want for X-Mas Chat Roulette Version
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Dogs Wearing Glasses
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15 Pathetic Snowmen
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Vin Confirms Fast 7 Release Date – Paul Woulda Wanted It This Way…
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15 Hot Girls from the Internet
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12 Popular Celebrity Vacation Spots
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Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everything You Tell them…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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2013

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t have to leave your house, but it is a Martinez family tradition to hire at least one every holiday season to give back to the community in the season of giving and last night I drove around for hours looking for one…and when I found her I barely wanted to fuck with her…because the kind of girl who is still hanging on and who hasn’t adapted to technology or massage parlours…is the kind of girl you don’t really want to help cuz she’s probably better off dead, if she’s not dead already…

Here are some links…if you’re not too drunk on eggnog…

Lohan Doesn’t Just Look like a Cougar…She is One
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Baron Hilton’s GF has the Worst Ass Ever
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American Porn Stars are Scary
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Selena Gomez in a Blanket
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7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girl’s Gift
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jordan Carver Big Fitness Tits
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10 Facts About Playboy
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Selena Gomez Looks Puffy
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Danica Patrick is a Monster
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Hot Chick’s Tits
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The Best Metal Albums Based on Their Covers
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The Making of a Topless Calendar
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Mugshot of the Day
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Rihanna’s Shitty See Through
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The Wedding Kiss Burn Out
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Miley Cyrus, No Underwear Showing Off Her Cunt Lips
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Rihanna Looks Like A Dirty Prostitute In This Braless Dress and Fishnets
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Kate Upton And Her Heavy Tits Bounce Along The Beach.
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14 Insane Morals from X-Mas Movies
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How To Get Your Girl to Watch Porn With You
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Weird Vagina – Artistic Nude – X-Mas Video
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Big Fuckign Titty X-Mas
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Big Glamour Model Tits
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Some Kate Upton Breasts in Pictures
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GoPro Boobs on the Beach…Fucking Genius
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Greek Bitch on Stage
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Julianne Hough Tight Pants
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Girls With Big Boobs….
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Hot Vimeo Video in Greece of the Day
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Freak me Out
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What Your Car Stereo Says About You
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20 Perfect SFW Edits
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Know – So Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everythign You Tell them…
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Girl Plays With Pussy in the Playground
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Best Slumber Party – Sybian Show – Ever
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Asian Girl on the Sybian
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Hot Bush Sybian Rider
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Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Older Lady on the Sybian
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Busty Girl Riding the Sybian
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Asian Ass Bazoooka
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The DRILLDO!!
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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2013

20

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I usually love Christmas.

I like that it is 90 percent a viral campaign that happened in the 20s-50s that people don’t realize was just a viral campaign that people brought into their homes. From Santa being made by coke…it’s just Holiday movies, commercial, buy buy buy to fix the slump int he economy that happens every december….

But this year, I haven’t crashed any office Christmas parties, or met any desperate women who have drank one too many egg nog’s or spiced lattes craving a hug from the inside because when single – this is the most desperate time of year…

But I have hope that a Christmas miracle is around the corner…

Here are some morning links…


20 Perfect SFW Porn Edits
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Lohan Hangs with High School Kids
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The Best WTF Pic You Will See Today
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Kate Bosworth’s Wedding Pic
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asses
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A Day in the Life of a 90s Kid on Winter break
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100 Greatest Action Movie One-Liners
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GET THIS FOR ANY WOMAN IN YOUR LIFE – EVEN YOUR MOM
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Girls With Squishy Boobs
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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A Redhead and her Vagina
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Fat Girls Gone Fit
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2013

19

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The biggest problem with instagram is that it makes fat girls think they are hotter than they are….and instead of going into places ashamed of their fat selves…they walk in like they are Lohan hopped on speed…and instead of being polite and accommodating – they are abrasive as fuck…It’s like whatever happened to fat chicks knowing their place…which is sometimes two normal sized people places…in the world…shit confuses me…

Here are the stepLINKS…..

Heather Mills – Skiing Amputee Cameltoe
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Alessandra Reindeer Saves Christmas
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Some Old Lady Named Danielle Vasinova in a Bikini
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US Weekly Broke Photoshop
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Fat Chicks Swimming is Hilarious….
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Riot Cop Slalom
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The Hottest Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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5 Christmas Lyrics that Make No Sense…
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The Single Greatest Food Blog Ever – Featuring PUGS
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Crazy Ice Falling Off a Building…
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100 Greatest Action Movie One Liners….
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Miley Banged Kellan Lutz
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Her Name is Jessica Jarrell and SHe’s in a Tight Dress
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Top 6 Celebrity Hot Messes
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The Lost Prophet’s Dude Says Raping Kids was MEGALOLZ
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Sushi Served on a Dying Fish
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The 10 Worst Christmas Songs Ever
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Conan is Funny at the Doll Store
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Pixie Lott Cute Upskirt
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Katy Perry Singing With Her Boyfriend Who Cheats on her For Money
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5 PR Stunts for Tila Tequila
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Tanya Mitushina in Lingerie
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Freaky Face in a See Through Dress
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The Dog Who Doesn’t Swim
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Kelly Rowlands’ Wedding Dress Celebrates her Implants
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Coco is Launching her Own Sex Toy Line
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Some No Name Model Named Lauren Fitzgerald in a Bikini
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Kim Kardashian’s Sloppy Bikini Body
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Tampon Joke of the Day…
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Christmas Face Music Video
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Jennifer Lawrence is Clumsy
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Zoe Kravitz and Drake Together Black Jew-Ing It
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Olympian Babe of the Day
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Greek Celebrity in a Bikini
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Girls Teasing
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A Group of Girls Flashing Their Tits
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Tongue Splitting is Disgusting…..
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Alyssa Milano is 41….Here is a Tribute
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5 Actitivites Better Sloppy
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Beyonce’s Sexiest Clips.
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Some Attention Seeker’s Implants on the Beach
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Dirty Vimeo of the Day
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Joaquin Phoenix is going to Lex Lurther
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Full Sized Lego Car
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Stay Lazy – Let This Do All The Work on the Pussy
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Pull
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Weirdest Fetish Video of the Day
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Bianca Beauchamp’s Stupid Tits as Harley Quinn
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Her Name is Lacie and She’s Fucking Amazing
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This Video Makes me Laugh
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Lesbians Stappling their Vaginas…
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Some Girl Stripping at the Beach
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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2013

19

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The thing that amazes me most about the world is that we are not allowed to have an opinion that the masses think is politically correct…yet the people who are telling us not to hate or be negative are full of shit and haters too…and not just cuz they are hating on haters but because if you hang with one of these assholes posting about homophobia and duck dynasty on Facebook…you’ll learn that they make fun of people too because everyone does they just pretend they don’t…fuck em all…hate who you want to hate.

Here are the morning stepLINKS…..

The 10 Worst X-Mas Songs ever
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Redheads!
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Alessandra Ambrosio Does the X-Mas
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The Best Picture You Will See Today
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Big Tits!
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The Best Nelson Mandela Quotes to Use on your Friends
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Scientifically Accurate Santa
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REMEMBER – ELF with PUGS? GENIUS.
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20 Smart Celebs
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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