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2013

04

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

With the news of Ariel Castro hanging himself, I am forced to celebrate the life of one pervert abductor with my own pervert abductor story…and it goes like this…

So I met a girl in a bar…I’m just kidding, I don’t abduct, knock up, abort girls and lock them in my basement, I just tell them I will because more often than not, it excites them, compels them, and makes them want to fuck….I’m not even joking…it turns out the creepier the shit you say to a girl…the more she goes along with it…at least the girls I fraternize with…

Here are some morning links….

Some Hot Model in Leather
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Some Man Caves
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Kristen Stewart Does Skrillex
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Awkward Game Show!
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Hot Army Chick
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Frasier’s PDA
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Flutist Makes Bear Sleep
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Sophie Turner Doesn’t Matter But Her Ass is Great
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Emma Watson is Dressed Like a Freak
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Victoria Beckham is Designing the 50 Shades Costumes Cuz She Knows Bondage
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Biber Gets Attacked at the Club
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Some Behind the Back Catch
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Kelly Brook for FHM
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Magician Defies Laws of Physics
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Mel B Has Big Tits
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Jessica Alba Stuck In A Compromising Position. Doggy Style, Anyone?
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Kate Walsh Shitty Bikini Pics
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Coco in Lingerie Vegas
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So Many Webcam Girls…and Luckily So Much Time to Watch them All…Who Needs Friends…
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2013

04

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just did a photoshoot with amazing girls…including but not limited to ARIEL REBEL at my friend Vintage Frames new barber shot @notoriousMTL and now I am in love…with amazing girls…I am only sad I didn’t get any of them pregnant in the process…all I do is fail..

Here are some links….

Lady Gag in a Weird See Through Leotard
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Starlets from the Golden Age of Film Lounging at the Beach
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini!
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Do You Even Lift Bro?
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Vanilla Ice is Insane
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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Pics
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Sexy Nerdy Girls
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Adriana Lima in Some Magazine
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Leaked Trailer for the Next Batman Movie
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Reality Show Contestant Caught Masturbating
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Strap In For A Wild Ride. One Of These Chicks Is A Great Fuck.
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31 Women of August in GIF
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True Blood is Ending
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Elsa Pataky in a See Through Dress
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Miley Shitty See Through
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This Dog Can Dance
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How To Twerk – Creeepiest Video Ever…
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Naked Russians Working Out….
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Lady Gaga See Through Body Suit. Huge Nipples.
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Alessandra Ambrosio Shitty Bikini Pics
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Hayden Panetierre Wearing A See Through Bikini. Cute Nipples.
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Coco in a Bikini
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Ghetto Bitches Fight at Wendy’s
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Some Babe’s Webcam Strip
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Charlize Theron Ass in Leggings
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Kesha’s Dick in a Leotard
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Pretty Girls Laughing
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Kid Sings Hey Jude and It’s Annoying as Fuck – This is What Adoption is For…
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Webcam Girls Make The Internet Worth Using….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Snot Fetish Porn is Fucking Weird
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Weird Twerking Video
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Amazing Cam Girl
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Christmas Bitch Plays With her Twat
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Cam Girl Abusing Her Ass
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

03

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes the text messages you receive are inspiring…

For those of you who don’t know what MTL is, it’s Montreal, Which is where i live…and that’s a hot ass in underwear telling me it is going to be in montreal…

I can’t believe I have to walk your retard ass through this….

Here’s some morning links…after a long weekend and a horrible hangover….

Hot Girls Taking Selfies
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Beyonce in Ridiculous Heels on a Yacht
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Kristen Stewart Has a Scent
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Heidi Montag Popping Out of a CAke for Spencer Pratt
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Awkward Moments You Know Too Well
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Awkward Game Show
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Baby Learns How to Whistle
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Miley Cyrus on the VMAs Performance
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Honest Make-Up Tutorial
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Scarlett Johannson in Venice
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So Many Girls on Webcam Putting in Work to Make You Cum….
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2013

02

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My favorite thing about weddings other than getting invited to them, because I am a bit of a liability, is treating open bar like a personal challenge to see if I can drink them dry, but I don’t mind all the horny single girls jealous of their married friend finding love, all jacked up with Wedding Fever, that never ends with me getting anyone pregnant, but I sure as hell try to convince to let me get pregnant, because sometimes a stepfather craves being a real father, or at least craves the process of becoming a real father…if you know what I mean…cummin on this inside..

My least favorite thing about weddings is learning how gay recruiting a male pornstar is…

Here are some links…

Big Hug Fat Titties
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Cher in Lingerie – Showing You that at 100 She Doesn’t Need Photoshop
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Dude Tries to Kidnap a K-Pop Star when She’s on stage
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I still like the screenshots of Miley at the VMAs
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I am Glad I am not on the 20 Websites You’ll Never Visit Again
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Dakota Johnson is Gonna Get Fucked Hard in a Movie
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Cory Monteith Pre-Death
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30 Year old Food Parcel – Gross
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Heidi Montag –
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Insane Russian Videos…
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MMMMMM Cheese.
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The Deodorant Challenge
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A Couple Half Naked Babes
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Beggar Grows Legs
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Some Masked Bitch Naked…
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Jennifer Connelly Topless from a Long Long Time Ago
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Let Me See Your Anorexic Tits
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The Chinese Sex Doll Factory
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How to Transport a Piano
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Street Show Performer
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Lady Gaga See Through Outfit Recap
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Race Track Rage
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The Hottest in Salma Hayek Pics
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Shay Maria Dancing in a Bikini
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Some Nude Yoga
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Webcam Girls Make The Internet Worth Using….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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DSFCams is the Future
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Porn Newbie Cums Fast – LOLZ – HARDCORE WARNING….
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Nerdy Girl Fists Herself…She’s So Smart
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Snot Fetish Porn is Fucking Weird
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Cam Girl Abusing Her Ass
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I grab tits…and the girl who’s tits I am grabbing lets me take pics…

It’s labor day weekend, are you really on the fucking internet right now?

What the fuck is wrong with you….

Go out there and grab some titties…or at least go out there….because there’s more chance of you grabbing titties..than sitting at home on your mom’s couch debating jerking off again…you fucking loser…and by loser I mean…I love you…

Here are some links….

These Bikini Girls in Horse Masks are Alright…
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Cynthia Nixon’s Hilarious O / Blowjob Face
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Alicia Keys Midriff
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Tim Beckham Scores Like a Boss
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How To Open a Beer with a Frisbee
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Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You In School
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Biker Learns a Hard Lesson
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The Most Anticipated Fall Movies
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This is What 2000 Calories Looks Like
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A Whole Lot of Underboob
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Some Chick Covered in Paint
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A Dude with Balls of Steel
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Simon Cowell Goes Public With Friend’s Wife he Knocked Up
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Dead Foot Skin Eating is the Fetish of the Day
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Dildo-ing Her Ass on the Train
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Some Dude with Dandruff Playing Some Classical Music
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100s of Babes Who Want You To See Them Naked and Touching Themselves….
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2013

31

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Turns out that 16 year olds from Europe I was chatting up at a party are not down with DrunkenStepfathers or the pictures I post on INSTAGRAM …because pictures of tits and asses with stepGIRLS writing on them coupled with pictures of pug and random homeless people…isn’t really what the kids these days are into…which is ok, because I’m not into 16 year olds from Europe so it is a win win….

Turns out that telling an old lady who cuts you off in line at the grocery store “A fucking whore” with serious crazy eyes and anger in your voice…feels good.

Turns out that posting pics from a Leprosy commercial asking people if they jerk off to it also is a good way to lose followers….

Turns out that a perk to getting blackout drunk and being an asshole for years, is meeting random people you don’t think you know, but who know you and have serious hatred for you….for being an asshole to them….

Here are some links…a day late, I’ve been drinking.

This Cave Is ABout the Size of my Wife’s Pussy
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I Love Miley’s Ass Melting in Short Shorts
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Girls Showing Off Backs
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Miley Cyrus in Some Magazine
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Brooke Burke Big Tits Walkin….
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Melbourne Shuffle Hotty…Dance Dance Dance
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Extreme Highlining
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Kelly Ryan Dressed Slutty
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Arriving on Red Carpet Like a Boss
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Kirsten Dunst’s Big Tits
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Geena Davis Lives…
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10 Biggest Sex Scandals in Sports History
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10 Dumbest Robberies
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Some Babe Stripping at the Beach
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Terry Richardson in her Bra….
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As Long As I Don’t Have To Look At Her When She’s Sucking My Dick, I’m Fine With It
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The Best Fails of the Week
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If AirBNB Reviews were Honest
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Chinese Signs Lost in Translation
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Adrienne Bailon Big Cleavage
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Girls in Masks
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Cassie Becker Big Tits Fat Ass
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Friendly Neighborhood Crackhead
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Awesome INsurance Faud Attempt
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Lohan May Be on SNL…
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Bicycle Powered Treehouse Elevator
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Pro BMXer does Tricks on a Toddler Bike…
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Bitch Needs To Stop And Just Get Fucking Naked Already
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Love the Boob Guitar Girl
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WTF Pics
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I Like Teen Mom’s Audition Tapes
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How I Met Your Mother Final Season Trailer
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage
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Some Chick I’ve Never heard Of’s Big Implants
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Who’s Boobs are Bigger
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Robin Thicke’s Grabbing Ass
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Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage
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Cat Gives Owner Petting Instructions
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Hey Bitch, Catch
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Lohan is Trying to Get Meryl Streep’s Attention
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Miley Cyrus Ass in Shorts
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Miley Cyrus Showing Off Some Tasty Ass Cheeks.
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Lazy Firefighter
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Great Australian Beer Ad
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Rosie Jones Tits
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Miley in Pajamas
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Hot Fit Bitches
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Everyday Girls Getting Naked for Free….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Stupid Milf Tits
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Big Webcam Tits
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Teen Blonde Pussy Rub
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Anal Bouquet!
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Rockin The Vibes.
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Apparently Shit is Good for the Skin
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German Girl Peeing on Herself
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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2013

30

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’ve never met an STD I didn’t like…except for that time some 14 year old showed up at my house claiming I was his dad…I didn’t like him very much at all…

Here are some morning hangover links….

Emmanuelle Chriqui Ass Shot
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/emmanuelle-chriqui-bikini-photos-miami/emmanuelle-chriqui-bikini-31

Girls Bending at the Waist
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Clint Eastwood is Single…For All You Gun Toting Closet Case Hicks
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How To Open a Beer with a Frisbee
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Some Random Video Written and Shot by Drunks
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The highlight of Farrah Abraham’s Audition is Her Email Address
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Hank Moody’s 15 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Bicycle Powered Tree House Elevator
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Train Passing Through Busy Market Insanity…
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Sport Bike Racing Done Wrong
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Is This Matthew McConaughey’s Oscar Winning Performance?
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Babes…I’m Talking Total Babes…Getting Naked for Free….
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2013

29

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Highlight of the day was seeing some white trash with a mixed race kid in the store…when the kid asked for juice the mom said she was broke…but not too broke for cigarettes…that’s the kind of parenting I appreciate because it breeds future criminals and the world needs more criminals…

Here are some links….

LeAnn Rimes has a Slave
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Kate Hudson Cleavage
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The Girl With the Big Tits and Her Cover Songs
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Von Diesel’s Bitch Has Solid Fake Tits
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The Holy Grail Video is Fucking Weird
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The World’s Most Dangerous Things to Humans
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Pam Anderson in a See Through Dress
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Heidi Klum in a Tight Dress
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Lena Dunham is Disgusting in Magazines…
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Alba in a Boring Photoshoot
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Hot Playboy App Shoot
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Tattoo Artists Who Trolled Their Clients
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Farrah Abraham to Play a Hooker on a Soap Opera
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Some Chick Named Marcela Valladolid in a Bikini
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6 Immortal Animals
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So Fergie Officially Has a Vagina…but I Don’t Buy it..
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Drunk Tara Reid Tits
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Naked Models in a Magazine
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Some Strategically Nude Slut Named Lisa
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Kylie Jenner Is An Idiot. This Is Why…
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Epic Wedding Dance Off
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iHop Girl Fight
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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16 Photobombs of People Making Out
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Some Whore Named Hazel O’Sullivan
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Guess the Ass
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Couple Caught Having Sex in a Shed at Home Depot
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Some Glamour Models in Bikinis
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Top 5 Roof Jump Fails
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Some Chick Named Tamra Barney in a Bikini
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Boob Flashing Miley Grabs her Crotch
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Baby’s First Dandelion
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Keri Hilson in a Tight Black Dress
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Some Random Skinny Bitch in a Bikini
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Some Naked Bitch Playing with Dough
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This May Turn You Vegan
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Some Chick Named Paula Patton in a Bikini
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Lucy Mecklenburgh: Is That Even Legal?
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Tiger Eats a Dudes Arm
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10 Facts About Mars
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Sasha Grey Ugly at her Book Signing
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Biker Learns a Hard Lesson
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Jamie Fox Squeezed Katie Holmes’ Ass
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Carmen Ortega in a Bikini
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Nude Bouncy Castle
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3 Shitty Retro Toys Worth Money
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Here’s a Granny Keepin It Cool…
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Cristy Rice in a Bikini
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Hot Booty Bitches
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Everyday Girls Getting Naked for Free….
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DSFCams is the Future
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Outty Pussy Masturbated
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Shitty Body Masturbating
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Anal Masturbation on a Yacht
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Girl Vs Fucking Machine
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Nasty Whore Fucked in a Nasty Alley
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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TO SEE ALL THE WEBCAM ACTION YOU NEED VISIT DSFCams

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2013

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently girls who ignore you don’t like when you ask them if they died, or maybe they don’t like it when you ask if they died, then ask them if they would mind if you put their body in a warm bath, to keep them warm, in order to have sex with, since they won’t have sex with you when they are alive….even when you promise to be gentle so that no body parts break off…

Here are some links….I’m hungover…

A Whole Bunch of Redheads
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Tricia Helfer’s Got Tits
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Jesus – Hayden Panettiere is a Hooker…
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Speaking of Corpses – Jenny McCarthy vs Carmen Electra?
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The Hottest Import Models on Instagram
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Police Dance Off
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10 Facts About Mars
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Chinese Signs Lost in Translation
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Drake Explains His New Album Art
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One Handed Guitar Player – What a Freak
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The All Blacks Get Pranked
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Pug Reacts to Revving Engine.
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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2013

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I wish inviting a girl to come get locked in your basement was taken less seriously, I mean will I ever find a girl who sees the humor and fun that comes with being locked in a basement…why does everything creepy have to be taken so seriously…I mean just cuz I say it, doesn’t mean I actually want to do it, I’m just making small talk…girl who served me coffee this morning.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Jessica Simpson’s Babies are on Cover of a Magazine
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A Whole Lot of Hot Booty Bitches
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John Stamos had a Birthday Party and They Used Heath Ledger’s Corpse as a Piñata!!
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Ciara for Paper Magazine
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Cat Defeated by a Helicopter
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Russian Roulette With Your Penis
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Man of Steel 2 – Teaser
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Girls in Towels
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Morgan Freeman Reads the Definition of Twerk on CNN
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Tiffany Taylor for Playboy
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Today in Shark Videos
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The Wind Blew Up Ginger Spice’s Skirt
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Olivia Munn in a Corset
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Naked Blonde Chick Under the Bridge
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Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You in School
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Supercut of People in Movies Not Kissing
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Secrets of the Music Indusrty
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Jay Baruchel Sells Autobiography
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Tamra Barney Bikini Pics…who?
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I’d Only Fuck Her With Your Dick
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Nicole Scherzinger is Tanned
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76 of your Grandfather’s Hottest Crushes
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Top 10 Fictional Schools You Wish You Attended
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Today in Tan Lines
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Foolish Flood Crossing
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Sexy Cooking With Some Random Bitch
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Alessandra Ambrosio with Balloons
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Lara Bingle Flashing her Tits on the BEach…and I like it.
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Tamsin Egerton and Anna Friel Naked in a Movie…
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10 Signs You’ve Been in a Relationship Forever
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The Shawarma Master
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Lawnmowung Made Easy
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Behind the Scenes with Mighty Morphin Power Rangers
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Will You Have a Threesome With Us Prank
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Some Serious Babe Modeling Naked
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife has Rockin’ Tits
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Lohan is Amazing in Shorts
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Hot on Instagram…Rosa Acosta
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Cyndi Lauper Says Miley Cyrus’ VMA Performance was Pro Date Rape
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Some Chick Named Anais in a Bikini
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This is What Kevin Smith Thinks of Ben Affleck as Batman
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Bradley Cooper Whoring Out in a Park with Some Low Level Model
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Amateurs Getting Naked Instead of Working at Walmart….are amazing..
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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DSFCams is the Future
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Some Dude Caught Fucking the Donkey…
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Masturbating on Security Cameras
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Fisting Her Ass
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Nude Beach Cam
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Cute Bush Pussy Rub
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Casual Bedroom Strip
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Working Dildo From Backside
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Dude Takes Paintball Shots At Some Girl’s Ass Weirdness
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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TO SEE ALL THE WEBCAM ACTION YOU NEED VISIT DSFCams

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