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2013

09

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s pretty interesting how a bitch can go crazy on you in public, I’m talking yelling and screaming, saying shit like you’re useless and have a small cock, or that you’re old and going to die soon…and everyone laughs or doesn’t pay attention….but the second you call a girl fat…I’m talking a real fat girl who thinks it is ok to be wearing a low cuz skin tight dress…fat…when she has no business wearing that in the first place and even less business getting up in my face…the world sides with her…

Last night I told a crazy bitch who was freaking out on me cuz she hated DrunkenStepfather.com, I’m talking getting in my face and not backing down, that she should go emotionally eat to help deal with her anger, because clearly that’s her strategy to stay grounded and cope, you fat bitch… and the fucking world around us, I’m talking everyone who ignored her going nuts on me, decided to play hero…with they “hey man don’t call her fat”…as other girls hugged her and told her she wasn’t fat..

What the fuck is wrong with society, where we coddle the fat people and tell them they aren’t fat when they are fat…

It makes no fucking sense to me.

Here are some links….to help you cope…you fat bitch..

Hot Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Their Bras
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Avril Lavigne is an EMO Panda
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Magdalena Frackowiak Pretending to Read in her Model Bikini
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Do Not Underestimate an NBA Ref when it Comes to Dancing…This is Insane…
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Ali Lohan Got Rid of her Implants
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Weird Live Videogame Dance Off
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5 People Who May Have Super Powers
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This Girl Has Really Huge Tits
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The Picture the Dude Posted of His Dead Wife on FB
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The Lake Pimp
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The Worst Hip Hop Album Covers of All Time
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Today in Big Titties
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Nina Dobrev in Cosmo
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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2013

09

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s something seriously next level about using Facebook to post pics of your murdered wife…who pushed your crazy ass over the edge…I predict it will be a trend…but things will get more intense, when they start having battles to see who can be the most creative with their pics…from dressing up the victim, to weekend at Bernie-ing them and taking them to the Opera…the possibilities are endless…

Then again there’s also something seriously next level about not killing your wife…you know, with marriage in general, cuz after all is said and done, your wife will never look better than when you first started dating her, she’ll get older, fatter, more annoying, she’ll even boss you around and bust your balls, and feel entitled to everything you own, while not letting you fuck younger and hotter bitches, making your life a fucking hell, that you both can’t stand but pull through because you’re already in it…

Not that you should kill your wife for Facebook fame, but you shouldn’t have a wife in the first place…that’s where you’ve fucked up…but not as much as this DUI Dancer…who is amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Fucking Redheads
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Farrah Abraham’s Reality Show Canceled…
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Phoebe Price’s Dog Between her Legs in her Bikini
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Jack Osbourne’s Huge Mom Tits
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This Dog Loves Adele Cuz He Knows She’s the Same Breed…
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Kate Upton Slutty Elle
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Courtney Tugwell
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Horrible Lady Gaga Nude Pic
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Skateboarding Dog…
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Jennifer Hawkins in a Bikini on a Runway
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Back to the Future Cast 30 Years Later Vs 30 Years Later in the Movie…Genius
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Celebrities as Fatties
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Genesis Rodriguez Made an Instagram Bikini Puzzle
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Cyrus Family Vacation
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Fan Face Plants to Catch the Ball…
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Cameron Diaz Looks like a Dirty Whore in this Pic
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Lauren Pope in a Bikini….
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Harry Potter Looks Jacked Up on Coke
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Kids Sneaking a Peek on a Set of Tits
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Nicki Minaj Is Topless And Has Some Pretty Big Tits
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Pam Anderson Makes Me Want To Pee On Myself
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Rihanna Doesn’t HAVE To Do This…
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Funny Chainsaw Wake Up Prank
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15 Funny Drinking eCards
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Florencen Welch and Daisy Lowe for Terry Richardson…
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Check Stacey Simcox is a Girl Kelly Brook’s Boyfriend Tried to Cheat….
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I Like Amber Heard’s Homewrecking Cleavage
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Anastasia Ashley
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How Not to Transport a Washing Machine
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Father Tricks Daughter into Eating Vegetables…
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Jessica Stam See Thru
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Hilary Duff Thick Thighs in Pink Leggings
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely Has Some Rockin’ Abs…
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Stephen Colbert / Daft Punk Publicity Stunt…
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Beyonce Pulled Out Her Weave…and Showed the World her Short Hair
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Best Reaction to a Magic Trick Ever….
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Hotty Cam Girl Rubs One Out
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Vagina in the Wind….
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Girl Takes Pineapple up Her Ass
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Titty Gets Slapped….
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Skinny Panty Dance…..
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Loud Teen Orgasm
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Hot Finger Sniffer
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Fat Nasty Webcam Babe….
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Fat Ass Booty Dance…
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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2013

07

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m playing with the internet like it is my whore locked in my basement that I piss on but never get arrested for cuz she’s an orphan and no one cares about her….Kinda like a drunk medicated Tara Reid talking about Whale Sharks…

Here are some links…

Lohan Skipped the Canyons Premiere Cuz She Knows it Sucks
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Apparently Britney is a Medicated Retard…Big Surprise…
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Girls With Amazing Booties..
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Joanna Krupa Fake Titty Cleavage
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Daniela Braga Gives Me Boners
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40 Scary Sea Creatures
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Funny PSA – MY BOOBS ARE DOWN HERE
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Her name is Pashence…With a name like that, You Know Exactly What Level of Trashy She Is…
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Cat Tries to Catch TV Birds….
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Chinese Fan Really Likes Kobe
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Take This “Is It Cheating Survey”
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Toni Garrn in a Bikini in Ibiza…
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Lohan Topless in the Canyons
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Girl with Freaky Elastic
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Jason Priestly is Releasing a Memoir
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Rachelle Wilde’s Sexy Boots
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Some Rare Audition Tapes
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A Man Called 911 to Complain About McDonalds
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Croc Attacks Trainer
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Everything Wrong with District 9 in 3 Minutes
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Jamie-Lynn Sigler Pregnant
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Her Name is Olivia Laven – She’s a Babe in Venice in Bathing Suit Bottoms…and I Like IT
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THe Animals Guide to Taking Selfies
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Helen Flanagan Big Ol’ Titties and Crazy Make-Up….
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Lily Collins in White
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Can I Get in Your Pants Social Experiment
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Kate Upton’s a Good Eater…
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DSFCams is the Fucking Future of Cams
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Tulisa Contostavlos Showing Her Midsection…
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A Whole Lot of Jean Shorts
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Victoria Silstedt Yellow Bikini Hooker…
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Nina Dobrev is in Cosmo
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Crazy Pantsless Chick in the Middle of a Cowd is Amazing…
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Swing Wedgie!!
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Man Passes Out Drunk and Wakes Up With No Penis
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Some Greek Celeb in a Bikini
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50 Best Party Citites in the WOrld
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Some Dude Scared of Flying…Flying
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Brian Willliams Raps Busta Move
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Natalia Proza Wet T-Shirt Bikini
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Marky Mark Called Beiber a Little Bastard
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Corgi Wants More Attention….
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music
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Apparently Drake Won’t Murder Amanda Byne’s Vagina
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A Whole Bunch of Old Celebrities – When They Were Younger….Martha Stewart is My Favorite. Helen Mirren isn’t bad either…
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The best thing about cam girls…is that they get naked…for free…and masturabte…for free…and you get to watch…for Free…
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Today in Fart Fetishes!
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Some Babe Spreading and Masturbating
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Hot Young Cam Girl
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Silly Peeing on Girls Compilation
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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2013

07

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night’s failed pick-up line:

Will You Use My Dick as a Tampon?

Here are some links….

Her name is Natalia Proza and She’s in a Bikini…
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Sylvester Stallone Hates Bruce Willis – Planet Hollywood Drama 20 Years Later…
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Girls Showing Off Their Abs
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Selena Gomez Sucks in i-D Magazine
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Seeing as I’m the Dude Who Released this Anastasia Ashley Twerk video…I’m Pretty Happy it Went Viral…So Happy I’ll Jerk Off To It Again
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Some Dude Named Tom Hiddleston Will Not be in the Avengers
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Mountain Bike Overtake in Style
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Anja Rubik for Vogue
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Best Rejection GIF Ever…
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Russian Hitman Prank!
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Boy Catches a Fish in Record Time
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Michelle Pfeiffer is Still Hot as Fuck
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This Chick Undressing is Awesome
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Babes on Babes on Babes….on Cams…
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2013

06

Aug

stepLINKS of the DAy

Highlight of the day was when some babe was texting and driving and who went nuts when I said “you shouldn’t text and drive”…I’m talking on her period nuts where she was swearing at me and shit…only for me to say “it’s all good baby, no one was hurt”..and for her to peel off like a mad person…I think it was a real love connection…you know as a professional romantic, I really felt the connection….

Or the highlight of the day was trying to convince a lesbian waitress to let me into her lesbian relationship because I felt she was a lesbian who used the most realistic dick dildos…you know not quite a lesbian, just confused by Lady Gaga’s born this way song…that has guided her into eating pussy.

Or the highlight of the day was asking was asking an Old dude with a 25 year old imported wife how much money or viagra he had to make that happen after my friend ran ran over his scooter…he shared with his 20 year old imported Asian wife….

Or maybe it was this twerk video my friends shot of Anastasia Ashley when she was warming up that I’ve been staring at all day….

But the hightlight of the day is probably these links…

I think this is Jessica Alba and her Granny in a Bikini….I’m not sure all I see is Saggy Pussy
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Helen Hunt’s Got Huge Fucking Booty
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A Whole Lot of Downblouse pIcs
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This Panhandler Prank is Genius
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Intense Dance Routine
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Hilary Duff Mom Legs OOZING Mom juice…
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Roomba Riding Shark Cat Cleans the Kitchen
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Sarah Jessica Parker Covers Harper’s Bazaar and it’s Horrible…
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The Funniest Public Bathroom Sign
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Some babe With Small Fake Tits Takin’ Off Her Bikini Top
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Life isn’t All Sunshine and Rainbows….
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Eva Longoria in her Bikini….
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The Worst Celeb Cameos in Video Games
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Boston Priest Caught With Hooker Behind Cemetery
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Some Dude’s Wifey Topless on the Beach
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Carmen Electra is Still Alive and She’s Made of Plastic
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EDM and Rock Live Mash-Up
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The Hottest Pics of Marisa Miller
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I StilL Want to Taste Sienna Miller’s Used up Twat
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Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini
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I am into Carla Bruni in a Bikini…My Kind of President’s Wife
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Magic City, Despite the Hot Nude Scenes is Cancelled
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Who’s Up For Some Old Lady Tittie Fucking?
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Rosie Huntington’s Pokies
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Juno Temple Naked in Magic Magic
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Chinese Biker Takes Mattress Home in Style
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart in a Bikini
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Amanda Seyfried Awesome fucking Side Boob
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WOULD YOU HIT IT?
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The North Pole Turning Into a Lake…
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Bella Thorne Is Not Hot
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Amber Heard Gets the GIF Treatment
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This Is When You Know You Have Failed As A Parent
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Boobs Pouring Out of a Bra
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Sexy GIFs of Surfer Chicks…
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A Couple Babes Nude with Oranges
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Chris Brown is Retiring from Music – Who Cares
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Homeless Guy’s Kermit Puppet Queen Rendition Performance
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Homeless Guy Gets Assfucked by a Ghost
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Russian Fish Catches Russian Fisherman
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Riley Keough Awesome Cameltoe
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This Chick Can Ride My Face Any Day. Good God I’d Eat That Shit Up All Damn Day!
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Craziest Police Chase Ever
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Babes in Sports Bras
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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Asian Teen Committed to Finding the G-Spot
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Fat Tits Masturbating
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Asian Pussy Spread
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3 German Girls Masturbating
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Some Tentacle Rape
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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2013

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing ever is random girls I don’t know on snapchat sending me some of the best faceless nudes in the history of faceless nudes…it’s like everyday girls I’d never get nudes from without snapchat, pulling the fuck through…making me fall in love with technology all over again…I mean anything that helps a girl get nude, from the internet, to digital cameras, to smartphones to apps that give the illusion the nudes disappear…is some shit I can get behind and love…

That said, add me to snapchat – > drunkstepfather

Especially if you’re a babe…or even a 2 into getting half naked….

Here are some links….

Rihanna Drunk at Cropover…
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Mumford and Sons New Video Starring Comedians not Mumford and Sons
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Legs for Days
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J.Lo is Making 15 Million for American Idol…
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Today in WTF Pics
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Best K-Pop Albums,,,
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The Best 4 am Wake-Up Ever…
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Super Ninja Golf Shot
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Nina Dobrev in Cosmo
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Homeless Man’s Awesome Perfomance
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Today in Polish Brick Laying….
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True or False Random Facts
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Hot Bitches in Front of Mirror….
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Babes Naked on Cam
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2013

05

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of the weekend wasn’t sneaking backstage at a music festival…because security are fucking annoying and I don’t care about Macklemore and his gay friendly commercial music…

The highlight of the weekend was being backstage and trying to convince girls that I was someone important after drinking all the free booze I could…you know so they would suck me off in a dirty port-o-potty…

I am sure there were other highlights…but that’s the past, move on assholes..with some links…

Girls in Sports Bra
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Russell Brand Though of Other Girls When Having Sex With Katy Perry
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Lohan Disses Kristen Stewart
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Some Chick Named Emma Rigby is a Babe
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks in Some Magazine
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Today in Pop and Lock Dance
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For Some Reason this Trashy Bikini Turns me On Like it was 1992
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Lollapalooza Streaker Gets Taken Out
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Tara Reid Big Tits, Skinny Body at the Sharknado Premiere
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7 Dumbest Scenes in Otherwise Good Movies
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Weird Motorized Wheel Barrel
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Snooki Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Stacey Cooke Topless Suntanning
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Eva Longoria Spreads Her Legs And Grabs her Tits
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Carli Bruni Hot in a White Bikini…
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T Is For Titties
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Aggressive Motorcyclist Ends Up in a Truck Sandwich
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Lucy Mecklenburgh Hot Ass in a Bikini
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Rihanna Braless Nipple Rings Cause Confusion
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Fisherman Loses a Boat….
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Some Cuban Model in a Sauna
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Lizzie Cundy in a Bikini
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Rain Wipes Away Building
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Leanne Crow Has Silly Tits…
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This Playboy Chick Named Celeste Looks Good
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Chandelly Braz Hot Ass in a Bikini
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You Will Be My Friend if You Can Name this Topless Chick
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Some Busty Babe in the Shower
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Some Babe in Chains with a Sword
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Miley in Some Shit Shorts
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Kayley Cuoco Has a Shitty Ass in Shitty SHorts
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Nerf Gun Trick Shots….
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Adriana Lima Leg Show
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Sharon Stone Bikini Ass Crack
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Lea Michele Smiling Cuz Her Fiance is Dead
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Alley Bagget Posting her Big Tits with a Sex Toy
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Atomic Kitten Nipple Slip
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Amanda Seyfried in White….
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Elevator Weather Man Prank!
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The List of the New Batman
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Britney Spears Hot for Church
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Lady Gaga is Trying to Stop People from Exposing Her as a Hack
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Hot Pics of Thigh Gaps
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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Girl Gets Humped by Friend’s Dog
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Golden Shower of the Day
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Young Fuck Caught By Mom
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College Girls Masturbating Together
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Boring Bathtub Orgasm
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Hot Amateur Beach Sex
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FREE NAKED GIRLS PUTTING ON A SHOW…..
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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2013

05

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I crashed a wedding last night. I like free booze, that’s my fucking problem.

I convinced the DJ to play “I love bad bitches that’s my fucking problem”, as if I was an important guest, and he did it…because if you are convincing enough anything can happen….

I don’ think the bride and her Christian family were too into it, because when I dipped out of the situation, and the father and son were threatening the DJ with violence.

I’m an asshole that’s my fucking problem.

Here are some morning links…

Britney Dressed Like a Hooker at Church…Because She Was ONE!!!
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Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Bikini
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Big Fucking Titties…So Many Big Fucking Titties
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A Pug Gets Emotional over Homeward Bound
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15 Anime Babes You Would Make Love To
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Cats Demanding Attention
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About the O.C
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A Girl Does Some Sexy Crunches
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Amber Heard in Flare
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A Whole Lot of Naked Girls Going On….
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2013

02

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

After seeing the Lindsay Lohan nude in The Canyon pics and videos, I had to take the rest of the day off from doing nothing, as I normally do, to stare at them…for a solid hour or so…I needed a break….so I decided to stand outside a public pool and give hot girls in bikinis some advice on how to pose in better for people on the other side of the chainlink fence lookin…my expertise wasn’t taken seriously and I was asked to leave…even though it’s what I do all day on the internet. I get no respect…

It’s the summer, it’s the weekend, it’s the stepLINKS…yay.

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Sylvie Van Der Vaar in a Bikini
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A Couple Awesome Bitches
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The Husky Who Holds Hands During Car Rides
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Avatar Gets Three Sequels
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Some Model Named Natalia Siwiec in Lingerie…
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Janice is a Trashy Looking Titty Model from the 90s
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DSFCams is the FUture of Cam Girls
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This Dog is Pumped for Dinner
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The 50 Hottest Chicks in Prison
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Bigger Better Tits
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This Outta Make You Jerk Off!!
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Hotties in YOGA Pants
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Check out this freak modeling for Terry Richardson
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The Military is Not Selling Porn on Base ANymore
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I Want to Bang these Greek Girls in Bikinis
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Bear Takes Out the Trash
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A Mariah Carey Blooper Reel…
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Kate Hudson in a Sports Bra
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Hot Model Named Staci Silverstone Eating Ice Cream Ass Out
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Dropping Things from 4 Stories in Slow Motion
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Ellen is Hosting the Oscars
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Insane Crowded Pool in CHina
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Busty Fucking Pin-Up Model in a Bikini
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Reporter Mooded During a Live Newscast
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Chris Rock Gave a Dying Kid Porn
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Beyonce in a Tight Outfit
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Maria Kouka Rockin’ Tits
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Stacey Cooke Caught Topless Sunbathing
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Sharon Stone Bikini Ass Crack
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Excited Driver Spots a Moose
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International Beer Babes for International Beer Day
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Wii U Suprise
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Leilani Dowding Braless
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Dude Hangs Himself at a Race
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Facts That Will Horrify You
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Jack White’s Wife Got a Retraining Order Against Him
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Bikini Babes
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Lea Michele Talks Cory Monteith Pre Death…
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A lot of hot as fuck girls getting naked.
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Hot Amateur Beach Sex
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Ridiculous Arab Tits
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THe Hottest Girls in Porn
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Girl in a Full Body Cast…Staring in Full Body Cast Fetish Pics
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Nasty Girl Masturbating
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Nice Fake Tan Masturbating
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Hot Babe in Front of Mirror and Shower
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Weirdest Colored Nipples
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Shit on a pRegnant Belly – My Favorite
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FREE NAKED GIRLS
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I Like Fucking Bitches with Sex Toys…..
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I AM ADDICTED TO Phone Sex!!
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If You Hate Your Thinning Hair…Check This Out….
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This Is the Hottest Most Erotic – Best Looking Girl Porn
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2013

02

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Last night was a series of amazing starting with BBQ, fat strippers with attitude, and I mean fat fucking strippers who didn’t know they were fat, karaoke and ended with some dumpy chick making out with her hot chick friend to try to make the guy she was flirting with more into her…because now when he brings her home, she comes with a hot chick… a hot chick she was not letting go of no matter what, she had was grabbing at her ass so hard, all I saw was from the wrist up…I am sure more happened, I just don’t care to remember.

Here are some morning links…you morons…

Man Hangs Himself During Tough Mudder
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Jennifer Aniston’s Got a Swollen GUNT – Pregnancy Rumors Start Now
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Bad Girls Bend
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Facts that will Horrify You…
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DIY Pasties
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The Best Coming of Age Movies
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Kirsten Dunst Hard Nipples Turn Me On…
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Insanely Crowded Pool
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Jenna Malone in Glamour
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So Many Babes…So Little Time To Watch Them All Masturbate on Cam for Free…
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