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2010

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m pretty fucking hungry, which is ironic considering how fat I am….I am disappointed with how few of you added me to FACEBOOK …..It reminds me how fucking useless, irrelevant and a waste of space I am, however my bank account, credit card debt, fat wife and lack of erections when the time I need them was doin’ an alright job of that…

Here are my stepLINKS

It’s Official: Armageddon is Upon Us
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Man, WTF is WRONG With Katie Price?
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Because You Can’t Marry Your Mom, Even Though You totally Would
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Ashley Greene’s Sweaty Ass In Tight Spandex
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If you Want Pussy….Don’t Dress Boring….
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Laura Vandervoort is Super Hot Dressed As Supergirl
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I Wanna Be All Over Sara Carbonero
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Seeing Sasha Grey’s Tits Really Isn’t a Big Deal But Here they Are Anyways
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Sienna Miller Will Always Be a Dirty Slut to Me, I Don’t Care If She’s engaged to Jude Law
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Raica Oliveira Looks Fantastic in a Bikiki
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“Miley’s Shorts Nicely Riding Up Her Ass”
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Some Serious Hip Hop Thickness
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Christina Hendricks Because Her Breasts Are Amazing
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Dutch Students Having Fun in the Sun
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Nikki Rhodes is One Fine Red Head
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Meet Emmaly Lugo
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Beyonce Gets Her Block Party On – VIDEO
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Lea Lexis Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Lohan is So Desperate It’s Pathetic
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How To: Fuck in a Snuggie
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Jessica Alba Just Because
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Ava Likes the Fucking Machine Deep and Fast
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Katy Perry is a Slutt Schoolgirl
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Naomi Campbell is Looking Hot in All Her Blood dismon Glory
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Yeah I’m All for Sex with Lots of Differnt Sluts, But This Sister Wives Show is Freaking Me the Fuck Out
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Eva Mendes Is Looking as Hot as Ever
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THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING HALLOWEEN COSTUME EVER
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Mischa Barton is Looking As Meth Ridden As Ever
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Party Slut Compilation
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Ashley Greene in Short Shorts
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Wanna See How Gross Madoona Looks When She’s Not Photoshopped?
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Kelly Brooke. Nuff Said.
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Noticed….
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2010

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said all I needed to say….If you’re really craving more of me you can add me or follow me…as I sporadically write nonsense there depending on how drunk, angry, or mean I get…but I’m just gonna leave you with the stepLINKS for now….

Monkey’s To Guard Athletes In India
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Dania Ramirez is Looking Hot at Her Pool Party
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And Now, The Biggest Fuck Up in Reality Television Finale History – VIDEO
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Try TO Improve Your Life By Lookin Good Enough for Girls to Fuck You
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Because It’s Easier Than Getting Arrested on the Ho Stroll
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Really Ridiculous Hip Hop Pussy
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Braless Britney Is Back
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Britney Spears Looks Alright in Short Shorts So Either She is Bulimic Or I Am Still Drunk From Last Night
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Sluts Get Nasty at the Farmers Market – VIDEO
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NFL Power Rankings Week 3: Lingerie Football League Edition
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Naomi Watts Birthday Tits
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Elisabetta Canalis is So Fucking Hot
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Adrianne Curry Quite Possibly Drunk And Naked
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And More Tits From Fashion Week
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Aria Giovanni is a Great Addition to Any Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Upskirt Hit Mix – VIDEO
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Mechanical Bull Tits – VIDEO
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I Wanna Spend the Day Laying With Mya
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Kelly Rowland Channels Her Inner Soft Porn Star
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Faye is All Alone in the Garden
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Porn Star Teresa Scott Found God, So Let’s Look At Her Tits One Last Time
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Aishwarya Rai Has Got It Going On
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Local News Boogers
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Lesbian Threesome of the Day
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A Shitton of Tattooed Models
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Some Alessdandra Ambrosio Hotness
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Hot Teen Sluts Play Around With Each Other – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson is Leggy! Yes!
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I\ll Never Get Sick of Trendmill Fails
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striptease of the Day
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Big Titted Amateur Mix – GALLERY
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Francine Gets Dirty in the Bath
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The 10 Strangest Themes in Japanese Porn
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The Top Ten Fattest Cities in America
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The Saturdays Showing Off Their Shit
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Get These Fucking Amazing Shirts
Wolf & Harrison

Here are my stepNEWS items of the Day cuz I didn’t have enough to make a post out of it…

Cop ‘Arrests’ Stepdaughter’s Boyfriend
A police officer in San Jose, Calif. made a fake arrest to send a message about underage sex to her stepdaughter’s boyfriend.

Young girl picks nose and eats it at baseball game

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2010

27

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

To the people who read the FunnyOrDie post on Friday, I wasn’t actually sad they don’t want to work with me, it was expected cuz they suck..that was the joke…and if you feel inclined to email the marketing director…this is his email: patrick(at)funnyordie.com….but I’ve moved onto better things…like Lawsuits!!

I got this email about some no name celebrity who has credits on her IMDB as “Hot Girl” and “Student Number 4″….who clearly doesn’t like being written about on the internet cuz she knows she’s a joke, so she decided to go to her Lawyer to get me to retract what I said….via his “hotmail account”…what a fucking joke…

Dear drunkenstepfather,

My law office represents “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. Our client has brought it to my attention that you have written some extremely defaming posts of our client, “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. We ask you to please remove these posts immediatley. If you do not remove your post we will follow suit and prosecute for defamation of character. “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” is a very successful actress and your posts are defaming and misleading and hurtful to her reputation and career.
I look forward to your prompt response on this sensitive matter,

sincerely,

Law offices of Robert Shapiro LLP
2029 Century Park East. Suite 600
Los Angeles, Ca. 90067

So I wrote:

There is nothing defaming in my commentary about “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”

My site is satirical in nature, nothing stated on the site is news or fact.

http://www.drunkenstepfather.com/index.php/disclaimer

Calling an actress a “nobody” is a matter of opinion and i guess a matter of her IMDB page, which I quote:

“Entourage” …. Hot Girl (1 episode, 2004)

Unfortunately, credits like that prove my point that she is in fact a nobody and not a successful actress.

There really isn’t anything “defaming” in my entires, this is a personal blog and I am allowed to have an opinion.

Are you sure you aren’t her PR person? Maybe I should charge you for promoting her

Thanks!!

And he wrote:

“USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB” has been the star of many movies one playing on Showtime for the past two years and a worlwide cover model. Your behaviour suggest malice and jealousy. As per your response to my letter you have left us with no choice but to follow suit. I suggest you retain an attorney.

So I wrote:

Robert,

Is this really what you do now that OJ is finally locked up? Defending the “Hot Girl” in an episode of Entourage from being “defamed” on insignificant websites no one reads?

Wow….Sad…

Can you put me in touch with “USELESS TRYING TO BE A CELEB”. I have an idea that will help make her actually famous.

Add me to Facebook , follow me on Twitter , Mail your Panties to Me, buy some shirts to support the site and then you can Click on my stepLINKS….

Katy Perry’s Cleavage is a Super Hero Fighting Back Against….Sesame Street
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Lindsay Lohan May or May Not Have Been Going Heroin and Here Are the Pics
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Ashton’s Mistress Is Naked And Nasty
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Who Says Takling Your Clothes Off and Playing With Yourself Isn’t a Skill
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This is not as boring as the obvious shit your follower ass wears…
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One dildo In Her Pussy Isn’t Going to Cut It
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Anna Kournikova and 20 Other Hot Athletes That Should Be In 3D
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I’d Let Jelena Jenden Tackle Me Any Day
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Avril Lavigne Bikini Nip Slip
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Katherine Heigl is as Ugly as Ever
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Nina Moric is Fresh on the Scene and Looking Trashy and That Can Only Mean Good Things
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Wendy Rocks Lingerie Like a Pro
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A Sweet New Megan Fox Upskirt
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50 Pics of Slutty Looking amateurs of the Day
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And That’s Why You Stay the FUCK Away From Tornadoes – VIDEO
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Man, What the FUCK Happened to CHristina Aguilera She Looks 300 Pounds
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Random Photo Dump for Monday
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Heather Looks Like She’d Be Into All sorts of Naughty Shit
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Michael Jackson Loves Women’s Titties as Much as The Next Man
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Tight Bodied Sluts Get Lezzie – VIDEO
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The Top 7 Redheads In Porn
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Man I Would TOTALLY Bang Elsa Pataky
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Justine and Sarah Share a Fucking Machine
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Mariah Carey Falls Down Goes Boom – VIDEO
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Sesame Street, Jimmy Kimmel Style
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She Means Business Alright…
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Candice Swanepoel, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge & Erin Heatherton @ Bombshell Launch
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Nicky is Busty and Playing With Her tits
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Anna is Baked in the Bedroom
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And This is Why You Don’t Bang a Police Officer’s Daughter – VIDEO
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Some Chick Has a Shotgun FAIL – VIDEO
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Pole Vaulting FAIL – VIDEO
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I’d Bang Emily Deschanel Even Tho She is Married
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Lindsay Lohan’s PR People Are Already Trying to Save Her Ass
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Hayden Panettiere Musters Up Some Cleavage For Oktoberfest
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2010

24

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m just smalltime blogger who doesn’t make money off the site trying to get ahead. So I reached out to FunnyOrDie.com’s marketing director named Patrick the other day, hoping he’d give me some traffic, or some money, since I have linked his stupid, unfunny videos for pretty much always….

After my bitch, this is what he wrote to me:

Not the right fit for us but thanks. You can buy ads on the site but we don’t do trades. I will stop sending you content.

So I wrote:

Yes,

I am emotionally torn by this.

Not cool man. I’m just a blogger looking for friends and then you turn on me. I thought we had something simply based on the fact I was promoting your content on my site….But I guess you were just using me….Typical of corporate /mainstream sites…..

I am not all that surprised by your actions….it’s just the way the internet has become over the last 2-3 years when the mainstream media moved in….

Thanks for stopping your promotions. WIll Farrell is an idiot.

And he wrote:

Seriously dude!?! Are you really sending me an email saying I ‘hurt you’…

So I wrote:

I wrote a poem inspired by you…and your evil, mean mean mean MEAN ways….

HEre is is, it is a work in progress.

The Funny or Die Guy Made me Cry but I won’t like that make me die on the inside….

The End – RSVP

He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:

I made my site a top 300,000 website in the fucking world…and I did it without my daddy’s money or an expensive degree, or some Hollywood trash who isn’t funny but who got paid a lot cuz people were brainwashed into thinking he was.

I don’t need FunnyorDie. I was giving you an opportunity to be part of the fucking future man…but you’re scared…too scared to take a chance…it may be weak…but I know you got bills to pay and a stereotypical dream to play out…

Top 300,000 sites in the whole fucking world….you remember my name…DrunkenStepfather.com….You heard?

He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:

you know I’m a top 300,000 site and you know you can’t dis me cuz you know that’s huge…

that’s what I thought…I knew that’d shut your face up…..

I wrote a new line to the poem about you….

Patrick tried to make me sick with the cancer that is his life…
His boring job working for people much richer than him
and a fat slob bitch with a hairy pussy for a wife….
Funny? You’re not funny, you’re just dead, you don’t need to die….

Please…RSVP

He Didn’t Answer, So I wrote:

is it passed your bedtime – are you tired from all the important shit you do – like watching youtube videos and figuring out how you can rip them off starring a celebrity??

you are about as original as this used condom I save cuz I liked the hooker I fucked when wearing it….

You fucking hack….

He still hasn’t answered me, because he is an asshole…I fucking hate assholes….Because let’s face it, my grandmother is funnier than funny or die and those mainstream, corporate Will Farrell conceived bullshits, and she’s been dead 40 years. Fucking losers are about as authentic as my fake Luis Vuitton cologne made of homeless man piss. They just have solid marketing, solid co-signs, they make money and get traffic from idiots who are told they are funny, but doesn’t mean they aren’t fucking low level bullshit….it’s all smoke and mirrors…

The internet is not as fun a place as it used to be….and here are my stepLINKS…to make it one step closer to better….

Update Your Wardrobe
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Karissa Shannon Works Bondage Proper
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Because We All Need a slut of Our Very Own
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Cow on a Cow
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10 NFL Cheerleader Pictures from Week 2
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Ridiculous Hip Hop Ass
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Stephen Colbert Turn Capitol Hill Into Comedy Central
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Nina Moric Looks Like A Nice Piece Of Trash
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Elisabetta Canalis Knows How to Rock a Bikini Proper
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College Girl Stretches Wide Open
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Martina Colombari, Miss Italy 1991, Topless
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Karissa Shannon is Faking Pregnancies….Keeping this Publicity Stunt Low Level
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Jennifer Aniston May Be Pathetic But I Would Still Totally Fuck Her Tight Body
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Irina Sheik Short Shorts
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Natalia Has Me Thinking All Sorts of Dirty Thoughts
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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What the FUCK Happened to Jodie Marsh?
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And That’s Why You Don’t Say Racist Remarks to a Black Guy – VIDEO
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Some THAT’S Rock Bottom – VIDEO
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Suelyn Medeiros is All Sorts of Sexy
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Bad girls Club Goes Lesbian – VIDEO
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Mandy and Kat Know How to Work Each Other Proper
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Sex Position of the Week As Shown By Two Lesbians – VIDEO
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Some Kate Hudson, Just Because
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Crissy Moon Knows How to Work The Camera Solo – VIDEO
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Only Lenny Kravitz Can Dress Like a Complete Homo and Still Get More Pussy Than You Or I Ever Will
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Bianca Gascoigne Gallery
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Runway Sluts at Milan Fashion Week
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Demi Lovato is Jailbail and You Love It
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gwen Stefani is Making Out With….Herself?
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Now THIS is Fightr choreography – VIDEO
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Dressing Room Spying Hotness – VIDEO
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Some Miley Cyrus Because I Know You Like Her Young Legs
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Lela Star & Taylor Vixen Hotness – VIDEO
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A Bunch Of Sluts running Around in High Heels
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Halle Berry is a Great Way to End Things Off
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2010

23

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve been watching the Karissa Shannon Sex Tape teaser the last few hours on repeat. The general feedback I’ve got so far is that people think she’s already a pornstar cuz she let Hef slam her up the ass, or that blacks fucking whites is disgusting, especially when they are weasel actors from Smallville, but I guess I’m not as racist, cuz seeing bitch get her hair pulled makes me laugh everytime…It’s safe to say this is a publicity stunt, but I hope it makes her the next Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian because it will mean more up and comers will take this route until fucking on camera is mandetory for success, something I co-sign cuz my life is boring and this gives me something to do with myself…

Here’s something for you to do with yourself, my loved stepLINKS….

Lindsay Lohan Tweeted Her Drug Test Confession From The Bar. Yes, You Read That Right
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When Models Go Down – VIDEO
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Awesome Fucking Shit Girls Fucking Dig
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Rosa Acosta’s Best Ass Shots
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Iryna Storozhuk A Smoking Hot Russian Babe
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The Hottes Dance Team Videos In Sports – VIDEO (DUH)
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Because If You’re Anything Like Me, You Have a Brutal Hangover and the Only Cure For That is
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Adriana Lima’s Short Shorts Are Making Her Ass Look Pretty Sweet
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Amateur Pounds Her Own Pussy – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger Panty Peek
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld Isn’t Wearing A Bra
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Ahhhhh And Here’s More Sara Carbonero
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Sofia Vergara More Big Boob Bikini Pics
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Julia Restoin Roitfeld’s Nipples Are See Through and On Display
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Joey Tribiani Will Knock You the Fuck Out
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Pan rodriguez Fills Out Lingerie Proper
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Jessica Jane Clement is Show Her Tits in Loaded and I Like It
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Carli and Zoe Know How to Do Dirty Things Guys Like
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Coco’s Tits and Ass Never Take a Break Ever
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The Hollywood Fuck Up Hall of Fame
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Bella and Melanie Make a Gallery Worth Looking At
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Maggie Grace Makes Upskirts Look Classy
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Madonna is a Fucking Try Hard Geriatric
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Sofia Vergera Sure Is Easy to Look At – VIDEO
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Eve Angel Knows How to Get Herself Off – VIDEO
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Gemma Atkinson Really Knows How to Work Lingeries
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Celeb Slut Collection at the Burberry Show in London
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some Miley Cyrus Jailbail Action
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Kate is Cooking Naked – VIDO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ashton Kutcher is Totally Guilty
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I Would So Bang Kylie Minogue
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Striptease of the Day
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Lidiya Loves Skinny Dipping
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The 8 Most Imfamous Rock Star Deaths
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The 10 Sexiest Latina Women! ¡Ay, caramba!
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2010

22

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t fucked a girl from the internet since I used to write offensive shit on local forums in the late 90s. I always hated the awkwardness of meeting these socially awkward pigs, but I do know that since then, hot pussy has hit the internet, but I’ve been married and I don’t like paper trails when I get drunk and stupid, so if you’re interested send in your request for a visit….even though I know if your sending shit into me, you’re probably the socially awkward pigs I once regretted banging, and still regret marrying….

Here are my stepLINKS

Ashton Kutcher Totally Banged This Whore and Now Another Hollywood MArriage is About To Fall Apart of the Day
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Danielle staub Isn’t Good at Anything That Doesn’t Involve Taking Off Her Clothes But She Sures Likes to Try
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Get Yourself Laid in Style
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Janice Dickenson Flashing Her Nasty Crotch
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A Closer View of Janice Dickinson Showing Off Her Panties Cause She’s an Old Whore
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This Way You Don’t Have to Worry About Herpes and If You Already Have Herpes, You Don’t Have to Worry About spreading It
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Sofia Vergera is Made From the Finest Columbian Product
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Now THAT’S a Freaky Lesbian Sex Scene
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The NFL Makes SO Much More Sense When There Are Playboy Playmates Involved
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Nicole Richie Looks Gross on Vacation But Here She’s Is Anyways Because I’d Take What I Can Get If I Were You
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Annalynne McCord is a Slutty Kiss Ass and Here Are the Pics to Prove It
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Lily Aldridge and Adriana Lima Wear Short Shorts
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Lohan is Braless, What More Can I Say
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Random Pics of the Day – GALLERY
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Miley Leggy In Shorts
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Emma Knows How to Rock a Thong Proper
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And That’s Why You Don’t Watch Porn and Jerk Off in ther Library – VIDEO
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Aslyn Rae and Capri Anderson Know How to Fuck All Right – VIDEO
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Cosmo Goes Bondage and Its Hot and I Like It
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what The Hell Kind of Demon is Posessing Paz de la Huerta
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Lohan Doesn’t Look Like Death for Once
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Sophie Reade Brings the Girls Out In Nuts
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Spencer Pratt Loses His Mind on Video – VIDEO
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Parkour FAIL Compilation – VIDEO
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Getting Liad Doesn’t Have to Involve Court Cases
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Short Skirt Upskirts – VIDEO
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Lindsay Lohan Short Shorts
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Young Sluts Get Their Lez On – VIDEO
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Michelle Hunziker is an Oktoberfest Slut
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And MORE Adriana Lima
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Entertainment Tonight Made a List of The Best Celebrity Asses
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Striptease of the Day
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2010

21

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Life is less annoying when you don’t have friends. Sure, you get bored, but you can always entertain yourself masturbating, and you don’t have to bother dealing with idiots wasting your time, asking for favors, or whatever it is friends do….

My only friend is my wife and she’s not even my friend, I just let her talk to me and pretend she is cuz she pays my way.

I got crackheads in the park to talk to, but that’s just for entertainment, I wouldn’t really want them at my wedding, funeral, Bar mitzvah, thanksgiving dinner partially because they all smell like piss, but also because they are emotionally unstable…

A hot 20 year old girl I talk to on Facebook and Twitter is moving to Montreal to be closer to me…she asked if we could be friends and if we could hang out…I said no…not because I am married…but because it never ends at cumming on her tits…she’ll start bugging me to hang out, she’ll try to eat my food, it’ll be a whole process.

I prefer to focusing on what’s important, and that’s getting your Shirts to Read This Site In , or at least to have cam sex with chicks in, cuz they’ll think shit is so hype they’ll try to fist themselves for you….so hype they’ll move to your city and ask to hang out…

I don’t now why I just wrote so much, I blame the cocaine. It makes me chatty.

Here are my stepLINKS….

Cunt Gosselin Find New Ways to Enduce Vomit Everyday
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Bristol Palin Advocates Teen Abstinence By Looking Like a Whore on Dancing With the Stars – With VIDEO
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Everyman Guy Needs an Easy Slut and I Got One Right Here For You
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Three Sluts Get Freaky – VIDEO
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Meet the The Davalos Twins
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31 Pictures of Salma Hayek’s Busty Tits
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It’d Funny Because She’s Fat
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Ciara’s Crotch In Your Face
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Some Cheesy Haggard Pig Pussy With Fake Tits and Blone Hair Who You Will Find Hot
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Miley Cyrus And Her Trashy Underboob Tattoo
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Nicole Richie Uses Her Arms in a Bra While Rocking Bikini Bottoms
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Blake Lively is Slutty on Set
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Ciara’s Crotch is in Your Face. Literally – Photos AND Video
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Get a Load of Hugh Hefner’s Newest Blonde Whore, and Her Tits
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10 Awesome Whore Pictures of the Day
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They Call This Tequila Suicide – VIDEO
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And That’s Why You Don’t Pole Dance on Granny’s Bed – VIDEO
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Yvette Martinez Has the Right Kinda of Curves…Wow
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Am I the Only One That Laughs When I Think Of Justin Bieber’s Baby Dick Getting Hard While He Touches This Sluts Tits?
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Kim Kardashian’s Dating Chris Brown and May Get Her Big Tits Fucked Up – EXCITING
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Angela Simmons Looks Amazing in a Bikini
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Natalia is What Dreams Are Made Of
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Oh Look, Lesbian’s In the Military! – VIDEO (Scroll Down)
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Halle Berry Looks As Tasty As Ever
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Natisha Plays With a Big Red Toy
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Christina Milian Hotness
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Carrie Mulligan is Looking Hot at the Wall Street Premiere
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Nicole Scherzinger is As Sexy As Ever
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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You Don’t Have to Die a Useless Virgin, But Whatever, It’s Your Life
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Eva Longwhoria Looks Good in a Short Dress
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Bikini Slut Falls Off Slide
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Striptease of the Day
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Daria and Jackie, Oh My
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Malloy and Jayme Get It On
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7 Things You Never Wanna Hear From the Doctor
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Tammy Torres is Way too Much to Handle
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2010

20

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was hanging out with a toothless, white trash, ex hooker who still strips at bechelor parties for some extra cash, like some kind of novelty act, cuz no one in their right mind would pay her to get naked….She invited me back to her shitty one bedroom apartment we drank a 12 pack of cheap beer and for some reason I woke up in her bed….If what I think happened, happened…I may be HIV positive..

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Rocks a Push Up Bra to Get Out of a Jail Sentence. Nicely Done
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WTF Is THis
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A Braless Lindsay Lohan Flopping Around Venice
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A Cool Car Wreck
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IT’S OFFICIAL! –> Bench Warrent Issued For Lindsay Lohan’s Arrest
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Jordan Carver Does Machine Gun Bondage
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Big Titted Slut Loves Getting spanked
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It’s Like Russian Roulette, but With Sluts Instead of Bullets
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Ines Sainz Esteban And Her Sexual Harassment Worthy Photos
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It’s Victoria Silvstedt’s Birthday, So Let’s Look At Her Topless
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Some Elisabeth Moss Hotness (Scroll Down)
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut and I Like It
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Leapfrog Flip FAIL – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm Danni woodword is Tasty
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I Never Thought I Would Say This, But Holy Fuck I Wish I Was Justin Beiber Right Now – PHOTO
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Christina Aguilera is Totally See Through
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A GREAT Collection of Asian Hotties
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Ariel, Zoe Fox, Hili Jay and Kathy…Oh My – VIDEO
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Having Air Sex Will Give You Chlamydia….Wait, What?
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Some Rihanna, Just Because
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Kimberly Works Her Way Out Of Her Red Panties
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Blonde on Parade – VIDEO
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Octo-Pornstar = PUKE
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Amber Rose’s Ass is Fucking Insane
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Vanessa Minnillo’s Tight Work Out Body
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Cassie is One Hot College Slut
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Because You Are a useless Virgin, I Know That Much is True
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Spanish Tv is ALWAYS Great for TITS
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Some Vintage Sophia Lauren – VIDEO
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Amateur Ellen is One Hot Piece of Ass – VIDEO
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I Love a Good Gymnastics FAIL – VIDEO
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And On Comes Karissa Shannon’s Sex Tape! Yes!
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Some Kate Beckinsale to Round Things Off
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Make Me Famous, Bitches
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2010

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Lohan may have failed her drug test, but at least she didn’t fail her pregnancy test or another STD test, or even her GED test, because no one likes formal documents to tell them their are pregnant, have AIDS and are half retarded…

At least she knows how to have fun, throw away responsiblity, and let the county feed her…..which is more than we can say for you, proven you are on this site….So here is my list of things for you to do this weekend to spice shit up…. Buy a New Shirt to seduce bitches with….and Add Me To Facebook to tell me all about how you came in her ass…..you can do this sober…but I suggest you drink heavily and buy roofies….then add me to Add Me To Twitter to retweet everything I say, eventually landing me a movie deal.

While you do that…you can check back here and click on my stepLINKS….

Guess who’s Got a Dumpy Fucking Ass? – VIDEO
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And Now, The Most Fucked Up Idea for a Reality Television Show EVER
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Katy Perry Upskirt Pictures…
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Cowboys Get Pussy – Serious Fucking Pussy – Bitches Love This Shit – You Have No Idea….
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Because It’s Friday, It’s a Cause for Celebration, and In My World Celebration Means Tits and Ass
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Miley Cyrus is 17 Years old and See Through
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Lesbians Are In Class and Class Is Now in Session – VIDEO
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The 15 Hottest Divas in WWE Event History
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That Goth slut Elvira is 61 Today so Let’s Celebrate By Looking At Her Younger Tits
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Sandra Bullock Looks SMASHED and I Love It
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Who Knew That Kim Kardashian Had a Sex Doll Made After Her Called “The Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll”?
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I’ll Always Enjoy Looking At Eva Mendes
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13 of the Greatest Action Characters of All Time
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There’s a New Slut on the Block and Her Name is Paz de la Huerta
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Girls Kissing Girls – A Gallery
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Some Rosa Acosta Will Help End The Week Off Right
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Lindsay Lohan is Braless and See Through
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Isabella and Tanya Get Pretty Nasty – VIDEO
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Camille Belle is Nothing Short of Stunning
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And Now, The Scientific Definition of the Best One Night Stand Ever
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I Love Me a Sexy Red Head
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Mmmmmmm Rachel Bilson
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Guess Who in On Welfare (You Don’t Have to Think Hard for This One)
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Jodie Likes to Masterbate in Bed – VIDEO
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LEAVE BETTY WHITE ALONE!!!! – VIDEO
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Katie Holmes is Looking Hot for Once
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I Dare You to Find Something Wrong With Alison Angel
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Friday Pic Dump Just Because
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Scarlett Johansson’s Behind The Scenes Mango Ads Bring Her Sexy Back… Again
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20 Photos Of The All-New Detroit Pride Cheerleaders
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Britney Spears Panty Shot, Because She is a Giant Ball of Class
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LINDSAY LOHAN IS SMOKING AND TOPLESS
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THERE WAS A TORNADO IN BROOKLYN – CRAZY VIDEO
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Spy Cam in the Dressing Room – VIDEO
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Kate Walsh Completely Disses Lady Gaga By Wearing a Sushi Dress on Leno and It’s Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Sinful, Sinful Sluts – VIDEO
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Some Video of Megan Fox Being Hot for Armani – VIDEO
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The Coolest Shirts of the Year Are Wolf & Harrison

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2010

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I just read on the news that some kids filmed a gang rape of a teenage girl in Vancouver and posted it on the internet…That is dumber than the time I got pulled over for drinking and told the cop I was only drinking Vodka…It takes a real fucking idiot to break the law and advertise the shit…if you have to do these things…wear a mask and pretend shit never happened…

I also just found out that I like being called sir. Some hot cashier at a store where I was picking up 4 of the same fashion magazine my busty friend I want to fuck is in, and she called me sir, and I pretty much almost came all over myself, which would have been more awkward than me buying 4 of the same magazine.

Here are my stepLINKS

Kim Kardashian Sucking Ice Cream like A Pro
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Montana Fishburne Should Be a Life coach
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The Sexiest Latina Women
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Look good and you will get laid…
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Lohan Braless And See Through
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Just Because You’re Gonna Die Old and Alone Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Get Your Rocks Off Right Now
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Amateur Babes rock the Web Cam
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Mommy Enjoys Some Outdoor Alone Time – VIDEO
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The 20 Most Distracting Sideline Reporters Ever
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Madeline Zima is 25, and Her Breasts Are FREE!
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And The Mother of the Year Award Goes To… – VIDEO
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I Still Think of That ass to Ass Scene in Requiem For a Dream When I See Jennifer Connelly
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Sasha Loooooves Playing Dress Up
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tyra Banks’Hour of Crazy of the Day – VIDEO
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Quiana Grant is a Tall, Cool Drink of Water
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Fun with a Moped – VIDEO
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The Things I Would do with a Self Serve Wine Tank
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Erin and Faye Get It On
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check Out the Tits on Miss Paris
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Valerie Works a Thong Bikini
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Julia and Sammy Get Things Heating Up
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Some Kelly Brooke is Always Good.
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The Best Drinking Games That Will HELO YOU GET LAID
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The Hottest Amateur You Will See All Day
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Frieda Pinto…Oh Maaaannn
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Alison Brie from Mad Men is Looking Good in Her Panties
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Angelina Jolie Sounds Stupid But Looks Hot In Her New Movie
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Amateur Sluts Learns How to Orgasm – VIDEO
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Some Marisa Miller Hotness Because It’s Been Awhile
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I Wanna Be All Over Naomi Campbell
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Welcome toCamp Autumn
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Two Dirty and Busty Teens on VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie Tease
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Even Persia Has Their Own Version of Richard Simmons
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Yeah Whatever. I Would Bang Stephanie Pratt Cause That’s Pretty Much All She is Good For
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And a Little Bit of Kate Hudson
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CATFIGHT Hotties Fight with a Fatty – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sophie Reade Rocks a Bikini
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Nikky Kyle Likes Things That Go Fast
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Some Eva Mendes Cleavage
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Bask in All that is Ashley
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