When shopping with a girl you want to bang, or at least see naked putting on a vagina puppet show, for a gift for her friend who just gave birth to her first kid in a kid’s store, do not ask the clerk where the lingerie section is, and when you get the reaction you expected to get, end it there, don’t go into a rant about how kids these days are starting their fuck younger and younger and how you wouldn’t be surprised if pre-school was actually where the salad tossing parties Oprah had a show on have gone leading to pediatric gynochologists giving papsmears before kids know how to handwrite papsmear….
It will result in you having to walk back to your fat, disguting, disabled wife, where you spend your nights counting the seconds between her breaths…and smelling the crusted on feces on her skin cuz she can’t wipe…cuz that’s the life you made for yourself and really the life you fucking deserve…that’s why you fucking drink….
Today’s just been a shit show, where I can’t remember things I want to say, and say things I don’t want to say….and that’s why I am asking you to guide me through life and send me inspiring words of wisdom/tit pics on FACEBOOK …..
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