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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2010

27

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I lost the sites only real advertise. That means as of November 1st we may be out of business. So if you work for a company. Know anyone who buys ads. Try to convince them that this is the place for them. Tell them to not be scared of tits, cuz that’s gay and tell them to not worry about pissing off their Christian supporters, cuz Christian supporters don’t know this shit even exists.

If you have ad sales experience, email me info (at) drunkenstepfahter.com and we’ll discuss our future together…The goal is a private jet…but I’d be happy just making enough to pay for the new server and a couple of bottles of Vodka.

If you are a hot bitch with a nice pussy, add me to FACEBOOK , we have some serious conversations about our inner most feelings waiting for us.

If you are just hear for free stepLINKS…then you’ll be happy, cuz here they are…

Blake Lively’s Tits are Free
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If You ever Kill a Hooker, I’m Sure He Can Help You Out
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Get girls to notice you…
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Jamme Kung is What Lindsay Lohan Would Look Like Today If She Had Laid Off the Bad Shit
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Solo Hottie Pounds Her Pussy Out – VIDEO
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40 Amazing Beach Volleyball Ass
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I’m Trying To Look Up Miley Cyrus’ Skirt
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Olivia Munn’s Cunt Pulled Another Scam and It Got Publicity
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Because It’s Wednesday and Lord Knows You Need Something to Get You Through The Rest of the Week
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25 College Mascots That Are Pretty Fucking Lame
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I Don’t Know Who Anne Marie Davis is But Here Are Her Tits
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Heres a Nice Collection of Hollywood Sluts Young and Old at Some Event or Another. In Other News, I Would totally Bang Annette Benning
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Britney spears Leggy in Short Shorts
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Selita Ebanks is What Jennifer Lopez Would Look Like If She Were Thin and Not Ugly
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If You Wanna Bang Carey Mulligan, Try Searching For Her at Your Local Best Western
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Smokin Hot Schoolgirl and Shes Topless to Boot
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Grandma on a Motor Cycle
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Now Here’s a Body Worth Checking Out
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Ashley Steele and Veronica Ricci Get It On
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Facebook Wasn’t a Fan of Faceporn and I Can’t Figure Out Why
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I Always Have Room In My Day For Salma Hayek and Her Awesome Tits
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You Know Considering Her Wrote ‘Give Peace a Chance’ I’m a Little Surprised John Lennon is So Pissed Off About Laundry
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she Knows How to Show Her Pussy a Good Time – VIDEO
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Some Maxim Hotties in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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I Love an LA Woman
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Jennifer Laurence is Like a Less Trailer Trash Version of Miley Cyrus
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Huge Pumpkin Smashes a Car and It Is AWESOME – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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More Reasons Why Conan O’Brien is Amazing – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Girl on Girl
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Sexy Sexy Car Wash Girls – VIDEO
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Justin Timberlake Probably Banged Olivia Munn SoLet’s Look at some Hot Pics of Olivia Munn
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Remember That Little Disney Slut Jojo? Well She’s All Grown Up
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER You Fuckers

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2010

26

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Today has been pretty fucking interesting…but not the good kind of interesting where I just left a gynecological seminar on the quest for the perfect vagina with live models….or that I got my internship at the bikini wax salon…or that I learned how to make 300,000,000 dollars in 48 hours…but the kind of interesting where you wonder if this is real life, or a really bad fucking movie…a when it rains it pours interesting where you look at the sky and say “are you fucking kidding me, what next do you have in store for me”….I won’t go into it, cuz that’s just depressing…but the good news is that I will not be killing myself, which is probably sad news to some of you…but good news to me…and I will also be posting my stepLINKS…here they are.

SI Model Jessica White Gets Arrested in These Bikini Pictures…
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Oh, You Know, Just a Regular Night Out for Charlie Sheen,
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Look good, Get Laid.
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I Know I’m Not the Only One Who Isn’t Surprised Lady Gaga Pees Standing Up
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Because I Don’t Know About You But I’m Ready to Blow My Brains Out Today, But Maybe Some Tits Will Help
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Somne Playmates Dressed in Costumes Because Halloween is Just Round the Corner
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Latina Ass Shaking Will Get Your One Man Party Started – VIDEO
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Pumpkin Carving Ideas: The 20 Coolest Sports-Themed Jack-O’-Lanterns
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Blake Lively Panty Upskirt
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Demi Moore is Like Granny Age But I’d Probably Still Fuck Her
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Kim K Shoves Her Ass Into Leather Pants
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victoria Justice is Looking All Types of Hot
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Use Your Imagination GIF Starring Katy Perry
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Kylie Minogue Has a Calendar for 2011 and She is Looking Pretty Smokin In It
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A Baby Possessed By the Lord is Scarier Than a Baby Posessed By the Devil If You Ask Me – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is In White cotton Panties
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Who Would Rather? – Big Booty Girls Edition
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Talia Shephard Will Make Your Bad Day Better
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Top 5 List: Halloween Porn
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Rashida Jones and Mila Kunis = TASTY!
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HOt Busty Babes Oil Eash Other Up – VIDEO
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Jarah Mariano – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie and Swimwear
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A Little Eva Mendes is Better Than No Eva Mendes If You Ask Me
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Paul the Octopus of World Cup 2010 Fame Has Officially Swam Off to That Ocean in the Sky, and Yes, I Think Foul Play Was Involved
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Meet Emanuela de Paula, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emma Roberts is a Little Hottie
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Deranged Ninja VS Cops – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Belinda, Chantelle or Sophia? Take Your Pic
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Jana Jordan Does Penthouse
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25 cliché costumes to avoid (and what to go as instead)
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Awhh Mel Gibson is Sad and Wants Everyone to Forgive Him For Being a Woman Beating Anti Jew Racist Asshole
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Get a Load of Darlene, Wow!
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Hymen Reconstruction is Porn To Me
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Jessica Simpson Talks About Her Food Addiction…
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LIKE ME and Follow ME

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2010

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Looks like we’re back….I guess that’s a good thing…but I’m not gonna lie…having a broken site gave me lots of time to watch porn…drink…sleep all day…wonder the streets looking at young slutty bitches who don’t realize they are young slutty bitches…cuz slutty doesn’t mean what it used to…and if it did…even the most conservative girl this generation would be called one. I reconnected with Starbucks workers when they’d ask me to leave for loitering….I reconnected with the staff at the Library where I go to catch up on the classics…and by classics I mean studying students….I even got a rub and tug…but I’m back….I shoulda have taken the down time to write a movie about my life…instead I just begged you to add me to Facebook cuz Facebook flagged me as SPAM and the only way the whole thing could have been a better time if I took a vacation to some third world tropical place…but that’s for rich folks…but that’s not me…

What is me is nightly stepLINKS…click them.

Taylor Momsen Has Flashed Her Fake – Overdramatic – Boring Teen Tits Before – It is part of her act
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This Antoine Dodsen Shit is Getting Out of Hand and I Love It
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Do you Want to Get Girls To Notice You….
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Snooki Flashing Panties
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Pamela Anderson’s Ageless Cleavage Is Far Less Ageless Than Her Face
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Amy Gets Her Ass and Pussy Played With – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of Week 6 NFL
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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Miley Cyrus Braless Side Boobage
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Here’s the Tits of That Chick That Brett Favre Left Those Dirty Messages To
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Laid This Weekend
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Halle Berry is One Hot Lady in Red
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When Bullfights Go Bad – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara is All Sorts of Sexy
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Sunny Leone Will Make Things Right
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Pinata Head Shot – VIDEO
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WTF News Story of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Shit is Getting Insane In Mexico, Jesus Christ
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Alex and ally Get It On – VIDEO
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Happy Halloween – Top 5: Goth Fuck Vids
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Evan Rachel Wood Just Because
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And MORE Sunny Leone
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Kanye Gay Fish’s 35 Minutes of Fuckery
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Candice Swanepoel – Agua Bendita Spring/Summer 2011
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I got a Thing For Kerri Washington
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Roxanne ‘Roxy’ Pallett is Looking Good at the Pool
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Teen Tit Flash on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hospital Strip-O-Gram Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Celebrate Polish-American Heritage Month With Some Of The Nation’s Hottest Babes (PHOTOS)
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She’s Just too Damn Wasted – VIDEO
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Celebrity Halloween – VIDEO
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking Hot
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Broke Hahahahaha
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part 48
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Follow Me!
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2010

22

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The funniest thing about this week of having a site that constantly crashes was not having to be on the phone with tech support everynight until 4 am, but was the friend’s I’ve made along the way….like the skinny inbred lookin’ dude who was dating the fat pig on that cam show I watched…who emailed me threatening to sue me…even though I know he has no money to sue me…for posting pics of his fat pig girlfriend naked…cuz she went and got naked on cam…for some horrible reason that made me laugh a lot…and I complied, because you know I’m a nice guy like that and figure I should discourage people from entertaining me, who then went on to ask me to delete some TWEETS I made about his fat disgusting pig of a girl…and that just made me angry at myself for being a nice guy in this time of need…at my lowest point…cuz historically I am an asshole…not that it matters…

What matters is that we NEED to be friends on Facebook , so that we can share the important things in life and have some real heart to heart conversations….I think it’ll be the best thing for our virtual relationship…you know to make us really last through the hard times and dance during the good times.

I don’t know what I am saying. I need drinks…here are my stepLINKS…enjoy….

The Russian Spy Chick is in her Panties in Maxim
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Elle, Topless Bangable and Only 19
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Get This and Get Laid Cuz Bitches Love Riding….
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Lindsay Lohan Has Avoied Jail AGAIN …Who’s Lindsay Lohan?
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Jessica Simpson Has Great Tits
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SURPRISE! Paris Hilton is Dressing Like a Whore This Halloween
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Because It’s Friday And If You Week Has Been Anything Like Mine, Naked Chicks Will Be The Only Thing To Make It Better
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Jordan Carvers Body is Fucking Insane
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Naked Cheerleader Gets Her Masterbation On – VIDEO
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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Welsh Singer Katherine Jenkins No Panty Upskirt
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Mila Kunis is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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This Chick Elle is Topless and Bangable and at the Ripe Age of 19
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Jenna Jameson May Do Broadway But Sadly Not in the Way That Would Make That the Title For Some Fantastic Porn Movie
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Somebody Tired to MURDER Michael Lohan. You Can’t Make This Shit Up
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Quite Possibly The Hottest Chick You Will See Today
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Some Roller Sluts That Will Get Your Blood Going
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Playing in the Shower – VIDEO
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Ophilia is Pure Amazingness
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And Now, For Some Insane Asses
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Cali Winters and Belle Get It On – VIDEO
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Jessica Simpson is Getting Fatter By the Day
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Avatar Dog WTF? – VIDEO
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Ava Takes the Huge Cock From The Fucking Machine
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Maxim Hotties in Sexy Halloween Costumes
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Kelly Rowland is Looking Pretty Hot
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Freida Pinto Hotness is Fine Be Me
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Friday Afternoon Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen Flashed Her Audience On Purpose
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Is Lady Gaga the Most Annoying Person Ever? – VIDEO
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How TO: Make Your Girlfriend Shit Her Pants – VIDEO
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Amateur Stripshow Cam – VIDEO
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Jenny McCarthy Wants to Do Playboy Again
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DILDO ATTACK – VIDEO
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Miranda Kerr is Naked in Black and White
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Holy Fuck Emma Roberts is Looking Hot
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Follow Me!
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2010

21

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Word on the Internet is that we’re back!! Finally….I got rid of the fat naked chick cuz her boyfriend wanted to sue me and you would want to sue me too…if your chick looked like that…unfortunately…my wife does…but the internet let’s me lust over hot pussy….Hello hot pussy…the site is back.

Here is my post from before the site was back…..

What a fucking shit show.

Last night I was setting up my email so that I can keep in touch with all you amazing idiots and it deleted all my email from the last year. There is no back-up…so many nude pics of girls I don’t know but would like to know have been wiped from my life….I almost cried…..

Today…I updated the site and it was going to an old version of the site that half of you saw…while the majority of you saw the new site that had a broken picture of Hilary Duff’s tits.

I am pretty sure tomorrow will be better. This week was a fucking write off…now the real issue is will I ever be able to re-coop…or is it all down hill from here. Tune in next week to find out what else has gone wrong with technology and how an idiot who only got a cellular a year ago handles it….

I want your words of passion, condolences, love and I want it now…add me cuz facebook took away my rights to add people cuz I added too many hot chicks I don’t know and I guess got reported….

It’s been a sleepless and depressing day. I need more drinking….the site should be 100 percent tomorrow…..not that it was ever 100 percent…maybe just 100 percent to me…

Does Me Looking at Brooke Hogan in a Bikini and Not Wanting to Barf Make Me Gay?
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Seriously, Kim Kardashian’s Face is Officially FUCKED
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Because Being Mommy’s ‘Special Little Guy’ Isn’t Going to Get You Laid
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Anna Kournikova is Leggy Alright
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Busty Blonde Knows How to Get Her Pussy Wet – VIDEO
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The 50 Coolest Gadgets and Gizmos for Sports Fans
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Daisy Lowe is Topless on the Beach
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JWoww And Her Skanky Cleavage
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Billy Ray Cyrus Doesn’t Believe in Pedophiles….Cuz He’s a Good Country Boy
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Mmmmmmm Sophie Vergara
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Triana Maida is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Kayden Kross Will Reignite Your Interest In Blondes
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JWoww Wasn’t ALlowed to Do Playboy Cuz MTV Won’t Let Her…There’s always when the show gets cancelled sweetheart
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Drunk man attacks policeman with a dildo – VIDEO
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Erin Nicole is a Girl Next Door Type
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Doctors Removed a dilso Out of some Chicks Ass – VIDEO
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Kacey Jordan….Oh My
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Porny Pumpkins For This Halloween
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Kate Hudson Just Because
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These Horny Sluts Want Us to Watch Them Get It On – VIDEO
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god I Love Kate Beckinsale
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This Daphne Guiness Bitch Has GOT to Be High
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Lookin Good Sweetheart: How NOt to Sell a Milk Shake
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I’m totally In To Anna Kendrick
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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christie Brinkley is as Hot as Ever
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And That’s Why You Don’t Follow too closely – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day – GROUP SHOT
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Ashley Knows Hot to Strike a Pose
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Alyssa Milano raises money with her see-through top
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Well Hello There Tammy
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Guess Which of These is The Real Cheryl Cole
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I Repeat – Brooke Hogan, I see Pubes And A Nipple
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Follow Me, Assholes!
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2010

20

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

My site was down again last night and I was waiting for the useless tech support people to fix it and didn’t know what to do with myself, so I hit up some amateur webcam site and found myself watching this obviously retarded probably inbred looking trash laying in bed naked, talking her inbred craziness, eating radishes and amazing me every fucking second as I sat alone on my soiled couch, cuz I didn’t know people like this actually existed, but I was sure happy they did cuz I don’t think I laughed that hard in a long time as I am not much of a laugher.

She needs her own TV show. She is a webcam superstar….

The site should be up and running at 100 percent in the next few hours, you’ll need to help me get the word out there so that I can get my 3 readers back…..but here are my stepLINKS because I’ve consistently got those shits up daily….cuz I’m pretty spectacular….

If you’re bored, add me to FACEBOOK …….I need friends to give me some no homo love….

Snooki Promotes Exploited Black Kids in Homemade Youtube Videos
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Angelina Jolie Was Coked Up on Charlie Rose – VIDEO
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Get yourself something that will help you get laid….
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Blonde Chicks Wants You To See Her Exposed
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The 25 Hottest California Women
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15 Hottest Actresses Busted With Erect Nipples
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Web Sluts Who Will Get Your Wrist In Motion
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Amanda Vanderpool And The NHL’s 25 Hottest Ice Girls
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UK Model Lady Victoria Hervey Panty Upskirt
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Prince Harry is Probably Banging This Hot Piece and If So, Good For Him
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More of Annalynne McCord in a Bikini
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Christian Glee Fans are Not Digging their new Pedo Campaign….I hope the end of Glee is near….
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Mmmmmmmm Adriana Lima
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10 Most Bizarre Porn Deaths
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70 Pictures That Are Wank Worthy
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Some Irina Sheik Hotness
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Carli Banks Knows How to Spread Em
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Khloe Kardashian Is Insecure About Being Ugly
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Holy Shit – J-Lo’s Legs. Houston, We Definitely Have A Problem
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Some of rihanna’s Hottest Bikini Shots All in One Place
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Michael Lohan Makes A Statment About Not Making Statements Anymore Because the Best Way to Not Talk to The Media Anymore is to Talk to the Media About It
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Nridgette and Veronica Get Nasty – VIDEO
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That Super Spy Red Head They Busted in the US is Posing Half Naked and Here Are The Pics
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Emma Stone is Hot and Hosting Saturday Night Live and Here Are the Promos
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Lesbians Love a Good 69
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Remember Elvira and Her Big Tits? Well Here They Are Making Fun of That Bitch Who is Running For Office in Delaware – VIDEO
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Dare I Say Kourtney Kardashian is Looking Hot?
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My Day Instantly Gets Better As Soon As I See Eva Mendes
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2 Horney Teens in the Shower – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Apparently Beyonce is Pregnant So Let’s Take One Last Look At Her Body Before It’s Ruined Forever
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Jean Claude Van Damme Had a Hard Attack, There Must Be a Chuck Norris Fact Hiding Somewhere in This Story
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Get a Load of Lizzy
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Arianny Celeste is a good Playboy model
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Rachel Bilson is Looking Hot
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striptease of the Day
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Make Me Famous Bitches!
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2010

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The site is still wonky like these tits….It is not fully operational. Email is still down. I am not a priority to fix because the site is up, which is more than they can say about other people.

I don’t get the internet and I am not a tech guy but I am changing hosts. I have a back-up. 24 hours and I’ll be back….I’ve been enjoying the down time, emailing and instant messaging and calling my current host and yelling at them for fucking me up….thinking it will make them work faster….I’ve also been drinking a lot more than I normally do during the day…and playing on my FACEBOOK connecting with the youth…and my two fans…and trying to get Karolina Kurkova to add me as a friend but she’s too much of snobby cunt for that….I expect you to add me…

Here are my stepLINKS….cuz gotta keep them alive…even when I am dead…because let’s face it…I’ve been dead on the inside for a lot longer than I’ve ever had a site…

Sam Ronson is Banging Christina Aguilera Cuz Fake Lesbians Experimenting have Horrible Taste and Sam Ronson Needs them to Get Gigs….Without a celebrity Pussy She’s Nothing..
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Living Dead I’d Stick My Dick In
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Because If Your Week Has Been Anything Like Mine Has, Pulling One Out May Just Save Your Life
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Yeah So John Mayer Totally Banged Taylor Swift and She’s Playing the Vulnerable Girl Taken Advantage of…I like it….
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Shakira’s Best Ass Shots
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Cassidy is a Squirter Alright – VIDEO
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The Ten Most Bizarre Deaths in The Porn Industry
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NFL Week 5’s Hottest Cheerleaders
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Jenny McCarthy Bikini Tits
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Kate Hudson is Looking Trashy and I Like It
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And MORE Annalynne McCrod Bikini Tips
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Kelly Brooke is Nude and I Love Her for It
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This Broad September’s Tits Are Completely Out of Hand – GALLERY
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And Now, The Weirdest Use for a Balloon in the History of Web Cam History – VIDEO
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Girl Gets a Wedgie – VIDEO
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I Love Some Bad girls Club Insanity – VIDEO
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Anastasia is All Oiled Up
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Top 5 List ñ Mainstream Crossover Pornstars
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Man I Forgot How Hot Petra Nemcova Was
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Busty Brunette Gets Off on the Couch
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A Bunch of Hollywood Hotties At the Women in HOllywood Tribute
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Random pic Dumo of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jodie Sweeten is White Trash Alright
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Gotta Love a Live Tv Nipple Slip
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striptease of the Day
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Now THIS is what I Call a Babe Gallery
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Mindy Vega is Hot in Pink and Black
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Holy Fuck, We Are All About Due for Some Gary Busey Amazingness
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Candice Swanepoelís Sexiness Truly Knows No Limits
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Jade is the Type of Chick That Will Get You Thinking Dirty
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Going to Kim Kardashian’s Birthday Will Only Cost You $2500..Wait, What?
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Follow Me, Fuckers
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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I need to drink fucking hard…

This weekend was a huge fucking scare….and we aren’t out of the water just yet…but it’s a work in progress and at least I can update this bullshit…

I know a lot of people don’t believe it…but I am not a tech guy. I don’t know shit about shit when it comes to computers and I am surprised I even have a website…it’s really a random series of events that happened in 2004 thanks to Blogspot….that has lead me here…so whenever I have to sit and wait and wonder what the fuck is going on with shit I don’t understand…I can’t help but get annoyed, tempted to throw the site in the trash and move onto hanging out with my loser insane friends in the park like I used to…but I guess fate has something else planned for me…cuz the site’s still here…I’m just running off no sleep…but I learned a valuable lesson and that is when things don’t go your way with service providers…tell them you are going to kill yourself and you are going to write they are the reason why in your suicide note…then ask them if they want to be responsible for your death…it seemed to have worked out alright for me…cuz I’m writing this now….

Add me to facebook so that if the site ever does get deleted again, we will still have each other….

Now click on my stepLINKS you queer…cuz even when I go down i still get this shit up….

LIKE THIS – I need all the help I can get….

Lady Gaga Must Have Quit Blow – Cuz She’s Fat as Fuck….
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If Lindsay Lohan Cuts Her Mother Off She Just May Be Able to Get Better
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Kim Kardashian’s Hottest Magazine Shoots
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There is no doubt girls will jump on you if you’re in this….It’s fucking instinctive
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Because You Are as Much a Hopeless Virgin as I am Lonely and Pathetic
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Sluts Share Their Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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The 100 Hottest International Athletes of All Time
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Mischa Barton Puffy Nipples
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Katy Perry is in a Latex Catsuit
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You Know It’s a Slow Day When I’m Linking Something Sarah Jessica Parker Related, But You Should Probably Click This Link Anyways
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Miley Cyrus In A Short Little Skirt Because You Don’t Mind Possibly Going to Jail
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Even Dressed Down Vanessa Hudgens Looks Hot
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Lindsay Lohanís Pornstar Doppelanger
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INSANE flip Off of a Motor Cycle – VIDEO
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Justin Beiber is a Victim of Gay Bullying, or Maybe He is Just Gay
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Micah Moore Gets All Dirty in the Bath
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9-Yr Old Gets Parents Arrested By Bringing Their Joints To School During DARE Week! [Video]
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Jewels and Mandy Get Nasty on a Video
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Top 5 List ñ Sluttiest Panty Videos
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The More Prim and Proper Frieda Pinto Looks The More We Wanna Bang Her
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Whitney Port Bikini Shots
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Naked fan Tiffany Rousso
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Conan O’Brien Drives an Explosives-Packed Car Off A Cliff! – VIDEO
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They STILL Won’t Let Kanye West Be Great!!!!
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I Love a Hottie in Lace
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Nikki Gets Naked in the Dorm – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hottie on Spanish TV Gets Stripped Down – VIDEO
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Richelle is One Hot Blonde
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Kids React to viral Videos – VIDEO
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EElin Nordegren has $110 million in the bank, Is hotter Than any Chick I Know
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Blake Lively Unleashes Her Killer Hotness At The 2010 Scream Awards
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Justin Bieber Touches Little Boys….Even though he is a Little Boy
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Make ME Famous Bitch
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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I am going to get drunk.

I think I’m gonna update my FACEBOOK throughout the night…I’ll liveblog the night trying to get titty pics of whores….all because my asshole friend got an iPhone4 and gave me his bullshit…

I wish my life was more exciting. I blame my stolen internet for making me never want to leave this shithole I call home.

On a sidenote, I think I am going ot launch a web series, not cuz I think I am important but because I think I’m a disaster people will want to point and laugh at…

Here are my stepLINKS

Christina Aguilera Filed for Divorce Cuz She Is a Lesbian
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If Michael Lohan Actually Goes Through with This I Will Want to Shake His Hand
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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Buy These Shirts and Look Fucking Gangster Enough for Chicks to Fuck…
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Jessica Stroup Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini
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Because If the Weather is as Shitty Where You Live As It Is Here, You’ll Need Something to Pass The Time
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Horny Amateur Rubs One Out on Camera – VIDEO
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The 100 Greatest Sports Movies of All Time
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Elisabetta Canalis Titty Peek
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I Would Totally Bang Marion Cotillard
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Kelly Brook Killing It In A White Bikini
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It Seems Like Every Dude in Hollywood Has Banged This Jasmine Waltz Chick
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10 Awesome Pictures of Awesome Sluts of the Day
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Trouble in Trash Heap Paradise
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Katy Perry’s Puppet Sex
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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This Hottie Named Charm Will Have You Hypnotized
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How Much Do You Think Burger King Paid To Settle The Lawsuit Over The Unwrapped Condom In This Kidís Whopper?
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Jayme Langford & Valerie Rios – VIDEO
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The Bulldog ñ Sex Position Of The Week
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Brooklyn Decker is Looking Hot On Set
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Let’s Bask in the Amazingness of Keith Richards For a Minute
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Kayden Cross Knows Hot to Work It – VIDEO
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I’d Definitely Like a Night Out With Her
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Scarlett Johansson Throwback
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen is a Polite and a Role Model For All 16 Year Olds
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This video of Cat Deely SCREAMING at the So You Think You Can Dance Audience is Kinda Amazing
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Now This is What I Call Air Guitar – VIDEO
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A Great Collection of Babes
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Paris Hilton is a Charitable Slut
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Tight Body With Tan Lines
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So There’s Kanye West Dick Pics Floating Around…
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Selena Gomez is a Good Looking Piece of Jailbait
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Miley Cyrus In A Short Little Skirt
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Shaia LaBeouf Freakin’ Out on the Paparazzi like a Girl
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Jayde Nicole Lookin’ Hot in Lingerie – Unfortunately
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2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

A girl sent me an email saying she goes into the Apple Store and sets every ipad to DrunkenStepfather.com as the homescreen…and now DrunkenStepfather.com is blocked at the Apple Store she goes to and possibly all Apple Stores, but that’s the kind of gangster, guerilla, street promotion I wish I had more people doin’ for me….cuz it’s funny and rewarding…and makes me think there’s an actual point to what I do….

Which up until now has really been all about trying to get hot girls to add me to my FACEBOOK

And I guess posting the stepLINKS….

Christina Aguilera’s Fat Tits anf Fat Gut at the Pumpkin Patch for More Divorce Publicity
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When Not Drinking Cough Syrup and Crashing Cars, T.I Saves People About to Commit Suicide
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Amateur Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Get a new look that will get you pussy….cuz chicks dig this…trust!
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Jayde Nicole’s Cleavage is Out of Hand
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Because That Real Doll of Yours is Getting Mighty Worn Out
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JWoww and the 20 Most Badass Reality TV Show Fighters
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Annalynne McCord Spreads Them
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Zach Galfinakis is a doing that fat dudes in Swimsuit Calendars Joke
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Mayra Leal Nude In MACHETE
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Man Bruce Willis’s Wife is Hot
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Annalynne McCord Tight Body in a Wet Suit
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Sophia Vergara, Tasty
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The Most Amazing Animated GIF of Salma Hayek’s Tits Ever
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See Saw FAIL – VIDEO
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This Picture of AC Slater Holding a Baby is Pretty Much the Gayest Thing I Have ever Seen, and Trust Me I Have Seen Some Gay Shit. But That Doesn’t Make Me Gay!
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Jaime Will Get You Excited
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Ophilia is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Vivid Entertainment VERSUS AIDS
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Karlie Montana and Sabrina Rose. Hot!
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Joanna Krupa in an Amazing Tight Dress
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My Favorite Gutter Pussy Cleaned Up and Showing Off Her Fake Tits Pushed Up and Hot….
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Ashley Green Loves Her Some Meat
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Jasmine Waltz: I Had Lots of Sex With David Arquette. Lots, I Say!
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Top 5 List of Out There Fetishes
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Reese Witherspoon is Looking Kinda Trashy and I Like It
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Girl on Girl Video of the Day
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Latoya Jackson is Fucking Insane and I Love It
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Miranda Kerr is A Great Addition to Any Shitty Day
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Bill O’Reilly is a Fuckin Bigot – VIDEO
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jenna Jameson Opens Wide
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Sluts Order Cheeseburgers Topless and In Their Underwear
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Striptease of the Day
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Playmate Rhian Allise
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10 childrenís characters who were definitely on drugs
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Nilanti Narain is as Good a Way to End the Day As Any
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Watch Miley Cyrus Confront Female Paparazzo – VIDEO
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