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2010

06

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I pulled an all nighter last night – slept all day and I’m about to pull an all nighter again…It’s the Holidays, even though everyday is a Holiday for me, but any excuse to drink with lonely dudes while watching hot girls shovel out their car from the snow is worth fucking celebrating. Just 5 minutes ago, I spent the better part of an hour watching this 18 year old in tight jeans shoveling, I think it was hotter than throat fucking porn….but then again I hate throat fucking porn…but love girls in distress….I wish I got a pic…cuz it’s gonna be a new fetish…for real…


Kanye West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian But She Got an Abortion
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Get Yourself a Good Fucking Gift that Will Get You Blowjobs….
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Katy Perry Thinks She is jessica Rabbit of the Day
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Lookin Good Sweetheart Hosted By the Crypt Keeper of the Day
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Because I Like Sluts Who Get Naked and So Do You
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Sarah Jean Underwood is One Hot Model
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Mallory Rides the Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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The Hottest Action Shots from the Lingerie Football League
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victoria’s Secret X Katy Perry = Loads of Tits
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Some Cocky Southern White Chick Gets Her Ass Kicked
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The Whores Of Tiger Woods Reunite
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Amber Heard Is A Hot Lesbo
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What Kind of Toys Are Your Favorite
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UK Model Rachael Cordingley Nip Slip
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Yeah I’d Bang Vintage Cathy Lee Crosby
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Olivia Wilde Hotness at the TRON Premiere
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A Jennifer Garner Ass Crack And Down Blouse
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Kathy Griffen Will Make You Puke of the Day
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Lela Star is Pure Hotness
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Katy Perry Photo Set for Loaded Magazine
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Get a Load od Monique
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So It Turns Out Amber Heard is a Big Old Lesbo
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Jessica Burciaga is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Mommy And Daddy Dearest: 10 Celebrities With F*cked Up Parents
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Asian Hottie Gets Herself Off on Video – VIDEO
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Nicol and Kyla Fox Are on Video
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Joss Stone: Mostly Naked – In Her Panties – Covered In Paint
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Halle Berry Hotness of the Day
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Nella Fingers Herself on the Couch – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Leslie Neilson RIP – VIDEO
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Man I Love Eva Mendes
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victoria Justice is Your New Jailbait Obsession
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Hot Teen Stripdown – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sandra Likes to Drive Naked
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Brittany Will Help You end the Day right
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Follow These Asses – VIDEO
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Japanese Weirdness of the Day – VIDEO
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Lady Gaga Just Because of the Day
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Kelly Bensimon is in a Bikini
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All Hail Nicole Scherzinger And Her Ferociously Sexy Cleavage
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Miley’s Hot Ass In A Tight Dress
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Jennifer Garner Sweet Ass Crack and Down Blouse
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More Brooke Hogan and Mom in Bikinis
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Even More Brooke Hogan’s Tits In A Bikini
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2010

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend, what the fuck are you doing on the internet, you should be at the mall hiding under the staires watching hot pussy christmas shop, literally….Loser….

Add Me As a Friend on Facebook…Loser…
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Here are our stepLINKS…Loser….

Hot Victoria’s Secret Ad by Michael Bay
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Nativity Scenes Are Lame Unless They Are Made of Bacon and Sausage Like This One Is
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Start your holiday shopping now….
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Kim Kardashian Is Jealous Of These Tits; And For Good Reason
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Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Tits Exposed cuz She’s Finally Getting Laid Again
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Because There’s Not Better Way for a Loser Like You to spend Their Friday Night
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Lindsay Lohan’s Best Tit Pictures
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Slut Gives a Cam show on the Couch – VIDEO
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The 50 Most Embarrassing Athlete/Coach Photos
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Drunk Slut Gets Stuck in a Dryer – VIDEO
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Because Everyone Enjoys Playing With Toys
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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There’s Always Time For a Paris Hilton Panty Peek
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Leighton Meester vs Carrie Underwood CATFIGHT
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Jayde Nicole Tits And Other Porn Stars
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Some Sofia Vergara Hotness
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And Here’s Some of Bree Olsen’s Personal Pics
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Kim Kardashian is Still Dead and here’s Hoping She Stays That Way
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A Collection of Sweet Sweet Lesbians
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Gianna Deninno & Joana Shari Are Worth Taking a Look At
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Kelly’s Amazing Oiled Up Ass – VIDEO
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Mandy and Pamela’s Awesome Stripdown
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Top 5 Sci Fi Fantasy Pornos
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Katy Perry and Keri Hilson Get Sexy to Salut the Troops
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Molly Gets Her Pussy Eaten
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Franziska Knuppe Gallery
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Krusten Ritter is Hot
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A Little Bit of Elsa Pataky
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Christina Aguilera Sluts It Up With Her New Man
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16 Sexually Inappropriate News Bloopers
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Kylie Minogue Hotness
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How About a Little Caprice
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Kelly Bensimon is in a Bikini
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Michael Bay Directs The Victoria’s Secret 2010 Holiday Commercial
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Jayde Nicole Tits And Other Porn Stars
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Kelly Bensimon Possible Bikini Camel Toe
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2010

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Check out this Facebook message from a fan of the day……

hi, i don’t know if you read mail from girls…and if you do read mail from girls, I don’t know if you read any further than the time it takes you to figure out whether or not you’ll be able to get sexual pleasure out of them somehow… but if you do: I’d like to respectfully request that you tone down the ‘all women are useless whores’ vibe in your writing. I mean, obviously the celebrities you write about aren’t going to read your stuff so maybe it’s harmless to them… but to bored horny dudes on the internet, you seem like some smart funny guy who is righteously angry and dismissive of the bullshit female roles our culture propogates. The problem is, because you present this anger in creepy and disrespectful ways, it seems to the more impressionable dudes that these ways of viewing women are okay. And then they actually act these attitudes out, and piss a bunch of people off. It’s not really okay to be creepy and disrespectful to women, because it just furthers the gender gap and makes women more likely to act bitchy and irrational ways. Anyway, I guess what I’m trying to say is that everyone wants to get laid… and when you, as a somewhat influential public figure, judge women/chicks/girls/whatever on their looks and vag’s alone, you’re decreasing chances of harmonious fucking worldwide.
Along with great power comes great responsibility.
Peace.

What this chick does not realize is the emails like this do give me serious sexual pleasure. I think I came at least once…

What this chick does not realize is that I am not influential or even a public figure…

She is clearly insane…and makes no sense….but for the record, I don’t judge chicks on their vag’s alone….I also factor in titty.

Here is an insane list of links…Enjoy…

Britney Spears Tweets about her Ass
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I am telling you this is the future for a fucking reason – Get with it…
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The 10 Sexiest Women From Costa Rica!
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Miley Cyrus Slutty Concert Pics
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The Britney Spears Domestic Abuse Audio Tapes Are Fake But Here’s Another One Anyways!
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This Chick Went Through Airport Security in Lingerie and Here’s The Video – VIDEO
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Because Nothing Makes a Day Better Like Watching a Slut Strip
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Nina Moric Works It Good – VIDEO
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Curvy Amateur Shows Off Boobs
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The Sports Movie Hall of Fame: Inducting 50 Movies, 50 Characters and 50 Quotes
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Bet You Can’t Move Like This Guy – VIDEO
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Because We All Deserve a Surprise Now and Again
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A Little Bit of Lucy Liu Topless and Pretending She is a Stripper
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Some Nicole Kidman, I Don’t Even Know Why
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Olivia Wilde Bikini Throwback
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This is How a Host Blows a Turkey – VIDEO
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Being Demi Moore Costs More Than Your Salary Per Year
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Gotta Love a Cutie Red Head
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Sexy Sexy Excercise – VIDEO
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Kirsten Dunst in Some See Thru Shit…
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Get a Laod of Jamie Hammer
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Gina Ramos Will Have You Thinking Naughty Thoughts
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Rosa Acosta Spreads Em in a VIDEO
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Teen with a Tramp Stamp – VIDEO
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Holly and Rucca Get It On
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Sex Position of the Week – VIDEO
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Okay Seriously, Somebody Needs to Punch Jared Leto in the Face
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Man I would So Bang Kara DioGuardi
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Cathy Finger Herself Through Her Fishnets
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Victoria’s Secret 2010 Holydays commercial – VIDEO
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Ashley Greene Anyone?
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Imogen Thomas Bikini Throwbadk
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Busty Slut on the Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Yeah I’d Bang David Hasslehoff’s Daughters
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Ninja Chop Demo FAIL – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Panny Flame is Smoking Hot
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The 7 biggest dealbreakers for a woman dating a guy
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Jessikun Maximus Has On Insane Body
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Miley Cyrus In A Sexy And Skimpy Bathrobe
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Kim Kardashian and Halle Berry Cat Fight!
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Dropping Some Crazy Cleavage
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Kendra Wilkinson Topless Wedding Pics
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2010

02

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck you, I talk too much. I’ve been sexting a bitch all night and she won’t show me her fucking pussy. I am drunk and dancing around like an asshole. I am humilated but that happened long ago….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian Tit Shot
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J.Lo Used to Flash Her Pussy A Lot….
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Buy these For The Chick Your Loser Ass Wants to Fuck and She Will Fuck You…
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Sarah Palin Forder Bristol Palin to Do Dancing With the Stars Because She Felt Bristol’s Pregnancy Helped Ruin Her During the 2008 Election
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So Apparently Britney Spears is Getting Beat Up By Her Boyfriend
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Because These Sluts Know How to Make You Want Them
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The 90 Hottest Women of the 90s
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Hot Blonde Gets Herself Off in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Michelle Wie, Hannah Teter and the 25 Late Blooming Hot Athletes
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Irina Shayk’s Amazing Hot Pussy Slut Gallery
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And Now, The BEST Breakfast to Cure a Hangover – VIDEO
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Think You Got Soccer Skills? Think Again, Ass – VIDEO
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Because Christmas is Coming and You Gotta Ask Santa For Something
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Sneak Peak at Gisele Changing Clothes
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Some JLo Because I Know You Love Her Big Latina Ass
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The Hot Slut of the Day Has 30 Mugshots and No That’s Not a Type
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Rebecca Creskoff Totally Naked, Totally Hot
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Some Emmanuelle Chriqui Hotness
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How Hot is This Facebook Girl?
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90 Foot Rope Swing Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Random Photo Dump of the Day
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Jasmine Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Would You Hit It? Midget Edition
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Now THIS is a Cover of Entertainment Weekly – SCROLL DOWN
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Muscle Babe Shows Off Her Double Ds
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April Loves Licking Pussy – VIDEO
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And MORE of the WEIRDEST Sex Toys You Will Ever See
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Halle Berry is Lookin Fine
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Lesbian Pussy Eating in a Hotel Room – VIDEO
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Michelle Keegan in the bath for FHM January – VIDEO
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Mila Kunis is Looking HOT at the Black Swan Premiere
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Brooklyn Decker Hotness Anyone?
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Busty Busty Blone Teen VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Alyssa Milano is Looking Hot, I Gotta Say
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Now That’s One Tight Ass
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Ving Rhames gets harrassed by Ving Rhames Hahahahahaa – AUDIO
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And More Mila Kunis
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Striptease of the Day 2 for 1
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Check Out The Tits On Danielle Lineker
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Hot Chicks And Heroin, Awesome!
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Sadie Frost Shows Us Her Nipples
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2010

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

If you aren’t watching the Victoria’s Secret Fashion show cuz you know it will be the same repetitive shit as always and because seeing girls on TV in lingerie is alright…but if you really think about it…kinda pathetic, desperate and despressing….maybe even lonely, sad and lame….Then here are some links to entertain you….but I know that based on the site…you’re all watching the Victoria’s Secret fashion show right now….so I guess you’ll be clicking this while unloading your load build-up cuz you couldn’t do it while it was on TV because your mom was in the room cuz that’s just the life you’re living…..

Irina Shayk Looking Insanely Hot in GQ Spain – So Good I Shoulda Posted This But I Chose Bette Midler Instead
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With The Dudes From Insane Clown Posse – VIDEO
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Awesome Parkour
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Katy Perry’s Tits Gallery
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Kelly Devine and Her Amazing Ass
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Mmmmmmmmm Mila Kunis
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Two Hotties Eat Each Other Out in Public
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Hottie Doodles on the Guitar – VIDEO
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Who Doesn’t Like to Get a New Toy
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Debate: Top 10 Wrestling Divas of All Time
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Kylie Minogue Pokies
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Some Natalie Portman
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Ashley Tisdale Looking Fucking Hot – Just Kidding.
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Roxanne Pallett Bikini Nipples
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Yeah Kate gosselin Totally Got Impants, But That’s Not What This Story is About
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Michelle Buswell Has a Great Bikini Body
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50 Pictures of Hot Asians
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Kids Party Gets Insane – VIDEO
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Small Boobs Are Tasty
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Suelyn Medeiros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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No Cash To Support Your Drug Habit? Pull Out Your Food Stamps And EBT Card!!!
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Irina Shayk Gallery
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Today in Lindsay Lohan News
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You Will Fall in Love With Camille Love
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More Topless Anne Hatheway
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I Hate to Admit It But Reese Witherspoon is Looking Kinda Hot
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Hayley is Busting Out
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I Seriously Love Anything Filmed in Slow Mo
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LA Woman, You’re My Woman
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Irina Shayk Looks Hot on the Cover of GQ Spain
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Damn Huge Teen Boobs on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heidi Montag’s Dead Doctor Was One Hell of a Marketing Genius
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A Little Bit of Heidi Klum
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Striptease of the Day
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Anabelle, Kami or Miley? Take Your Pic
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Gotta Love Jana Cova
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The Ten Most Depressing Disney Moments of All Time
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Everyone Hates Lindsay Lohan
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Jeri Ja Whoa Whoa Whoa
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Hot Leather Pants And Fuck Me Boots
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Let’s Stare At Kim kardashian’s Tits
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Whore #1 Rachel Uchitel Addicted To Love
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2010

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate the internet. It is so boring.

Here are my stepLINKS…They are as good as the Internet goes…

Kim Kardashian is Such a Cocktease
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Epic Buried Alive Prank
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Blonde Girlfriend Likes to Fuck Herself – VIDEO
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Cute Guitar Chick Goes Gaga
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Identity Crisis: Top 20 Female Athletes Who Would Rather Model
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Insane Soccer Skillz
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Sarah Palin Defends Her Homophobic Daughter Because She is a Fucking Bigot of the Day
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Because If Your Weekend Was Anything Like Mine Was, Pulling On Off Will Be the Only Thing to Keep You From Blowing Your Brains Out
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Katie Fey Made My Shitty Day Better
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Because We All Deserve to Have a Little Fun
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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Rapper Girls Update of the Day
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Looking Good Sweethearts of the Day
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Nicola Mclean Massive Tits, Tiny Bikini
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Karolina Kurkova is too Hot to Handle
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These 50 Pics Will Finish Your Monday Off Proper
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Some Bar Refaeli Hotness
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Hot Fucking Babes at the Rio Carnival
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Little Kim’s Tits Pop Out to Say What Up
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Hahahahahha Caption This!
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There Goes Her Bikini Top – VIDEO
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WTF is Kim Kardashian Doing of the Day
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Capri Cavalli and Katalin Kiraly – VIDEO
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Anne Hathaway Nude Stills From Her New Movie
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Mila Kunis is Looking Hot on the Cover of Nylon
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Now THIS is a Lesbian Orgy
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Playboy Presenting The Hottest Women in the World! – VIDEO
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Megan Fox is Looking Hot at Disney World
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She’s Getting Naked in Front of the Mirror – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guest on Greek TV Show Suffers Multiple Nipple Slips- VIDEO
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It’d Almost Superbowl Season, So Let’s Look at Some Super Bowl Hotties
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Play Punch Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Can’t Help But Lobe a Kid That Can Dance – VIDEO
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JWOWW Looks Like a Slut as Usual of the Day
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Heidi Klum Just Because
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Rose McGowan Checks Out Her Tits
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Guess That Celebrity Ass
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Ass To The Gym
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Brooke Hogan Graceful And Sexy Bikini Pics
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2010

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I have this thing for bitches with D-cup tits, tight pussy lips and ass that don’t need spit to stick my dick in it….but instead I have to stare at a flat chested obese woman with buried pussy lips that doesn’t need spit to stick my dick in it cuz it’s constantly lubricated with sweat.

I don’t know why I got so drunk last night, I don’t know what I drank a 40 of vodka mixed with wine….I just know that I’m as recovered as I am going to be and it is time to get more…only this time let’s hope I cum…cuz last night while trying to enter unsuspecting womb, I was forced to use my fist, cuz my dick wasn’t responsive and fisting girls always ends in a piss filled mess.

Not that you care…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Leighton Meester is Getting Hotter By the Day of the Day
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Tina Turner is 71 and Hotter Than Any Chick You Will Ever Bang
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This T-Shirt Got My Fat Tits on My Dick and my hand on wet pussy lips…
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This Bitch Is A Water Fountain
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Corporate Retreat Fuck-up!
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Kelly Brook’s Awesome Tits Make Me Thankful
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Because You’re Probably American and That Means You Have a Long Weekend and Have Fuck All to Do
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Let’s All Give Thanks for Kelly Brooke’s Amazing Cleavage
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College Chick Does Self Fisting Proper – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders From NCAA Basketball
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How to: Survive a Corporate Retreat Without Killing Your Co-Workers
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Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pokie Nipples
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Kate Moss is Looking Bangable While Promoting Her New Fragrance of the Day
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Drunk Dumb Bitch in a Video of the Day – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Panty Flash
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The Best Looking Broads From The AMAs, All in One Gallery
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The Hottest Chick You Will See All Day
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Slut with a Tramp Stamp Strips Down – VIDEO
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Dancing with the Stars in Brazil Gets Dirty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Let’s Hear It For Little Titties – GALLERY
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I Forgot How How Eve, The Rapper Could Look Pretty Hot
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Charlotte Church Has Tree Trunk Legs of the Day
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I Got a Thing for Keri Hilson
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Nicki Minaj’s AQss is Outta Control
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How Baseballs Are Made (This is Awesome!!!) – VIDEO
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Helena Christensen & Marie-Ange Casta Are Your Fantasy of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Get a Load of These Two Gals – VIDEO
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Obscure Sex Act of the Day
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Nika is a Babe Worth Taking a Look At
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Random Pic Dump For a Friday
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A Little Bit of Rihanna, Just Because
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Here’s the Best of Bike Fails – VIDEO
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Petra is All Wet and Worth Taking a Look At
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This Dianna Agron Chick is Hotter Than I Realized
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Corin Riggs is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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So Some Dude Who Was on Ugly Betty Cut Off His Moms Head…Wait, What?
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Elisabetta Canalis is Looking Hot as Always
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Nicola Mclean: Big Tits, Tiny Bikini
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Halle Berry Shouldn’t Be A Parent
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2010

26

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Yeah, I’m drunk. I blame Turkey even though I am Canadian and the closest thing I got to turkey was AIDS. Yeah. I party proper. You better recognize pigs.

Here are my stepLINKS…


Buy These Shirts Faggots
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Celebrity Sluts We Should All Be Thankful For
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LA Dealers, Keep Your Phones on Standby, It’s Gonna Be a Very Lohan Thanksgiving
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Because You Have the Day and I Know You Have Time to Kill
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We Should Also Be Thankful For Sluts Like Tila Tequila
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Kyra’s Tits Are Amazing
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Hottest NCAA Basketball Cheerleaders of the Top 25
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Because It Looks Like Christmas is Coming Early This Year
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Model Laura Sanchez is Changing Clothes
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I’m Surprised The Float Didn’t Break Under The Weight of Fat Ass
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Olivia Wilde See Through Hotness
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Get a Load of Flavia Lucini
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Seriously, Kanye West is Out of His Fucking Mind
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Now Here’s an Ass You’ll Wanna Be All Over
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HOTWHEELS HIGHWAY HOLY SHIT! – VIDEO
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Amy and Jamie and Cassia, Oh Man…
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Forget Little Kim’s New Single, What the FUCK Happened to This Chicks Face?
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This Bad Girls Club Slut is Taking Pretty Much All Of It Off
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Shaking Her Ass at the Gas Station
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Mickey Graham Spreads Em
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Caption This Assholes!
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Top 5 Paris Hilton Upskirts Ever
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Elisabetta Canalis is Fucking Hot
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Venus Likes It Deep With the Fucking Machine
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Some Commericial Beyonce Was In That Got Banned From Daytime TV or Some Shit
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It’s Been Awhile Since We’ve Seen Petra Nemcova
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Busty Teen on the Webcam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bar Refaeli Bikini Hotness For The 2011 Agua Bendita Catalogue
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FIGHTING FOR THE PIZZA!!!! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Gwen Loves Being Naked in Public
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7 People That Will Ruin Your Thanksgiving Dinner
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Bask in All of Jade’s Gloriousness
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Where Did Shakira’s Ass Go
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2010

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This post should be called the 6 Year Anniversary of the Day…but it turns out i fucked up and my actual 6 year anniversary was on Miley’s birthday, November 23. No wonder we have such a strong connection, the day she was old enough to fuck by disney execs was the day this magic happened….

So I wrote this thinking that on this day in 2004, I turned the internet into something worth using….Yes, I take full credit for the Internet going mainstrem.

It was accidental, because I don’t know shit about computers, but for some sick reason, 6 years later I’m still doing it. I don’t do it for the money, cuz the site doesn’t make moneyu, I do it cuz I don’t know what else to do.

This is not a business like so many other blogs are to people, this just happens to be my life….

Depressing maybe…but it is what it is…we’re not victims here….except after sodomy….

So to my one reader, thanks for being here.

To myself, thanks for not killing myself despite how depressing this has been

To my advertisers, thanks for being non-existent and horrible supporters.

To future advertisers I hit up, thanks for blowing me off and labeling me a porn site who doesn’t deserve your money, keeping me poor.

To the movie producers and publishers, thanks for offering everyone a movie and book deal, I mean Julia Childs shit was disgusting…

To celebs, thanks for not knowing I exist…but continuing to be attention seeking idiots who sold their souls out for attention that I can write random blurbs no one reads about like I care when really I am just too lazy to start my own video site….who without your boring shit people are obsessed with, I’d be writing about things that matter, and who wants to do that…cuz I am lazy…

To Lohan, thanks for inviting me back to your hotel to listen to your album a couple of years ago….I think you’re the only reason I do this site…but don’t tell anyone I said that….

On this thanksgiving – I give thanks for a lot of things – even though none of those things really matter….

To quote my first post that you can find here HERE …..

I am – Drunken Stepfather
Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:

I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.

I will show you things that you will like…

I will help you become a better person…

We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.

It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather.

Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.

I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.

Cuddles.

A lot has changed…like that girls finally send me pics of thier twats on the daily cuz I am internet famous…..but somethings haven’t….like my drunken typos….

To see the old site when it was on blogspoit GO

Now, here are my stepLINKS – Happy Birthday to me….Happy Thanksgiving to you…Send Nudes…

I Know People Like to Be Early for This Whole Black Friday Thing But I Think This is a Tad Overboard
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Because Sluts Are Underrated If You Ask Me
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I Could Think of a Million Things I’d Like to Do to Katie Fey
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Busty Lesbian Titty Suck…of the Day
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 10
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Because Christmas is Coming and It’s Time to Stock Up on Toys
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Ginger Spice Rocks Her Cougar Body in a Bikini and It’s Not Bad at All
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Jessica Simpson – Fat or Pregnant? You Decide
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Emma Watson Panty Flash On The Today Show
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They Don’t Call Him Johnny Rotten For Nothing
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Edita Vilkeviciute Has One Hot Body
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Hot Girls With Six Pack Abs
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Hot Slut Pole Dances to Metallica
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Disney World Sucks – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Yiyanna’s Body
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I’ll Never Get Sick of Bad Girls Club Videos
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Horny Girl in a Russian Jail Fingers Herself for the Lucky police Officers
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4 Way Lesbian Orgy of the Day
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Angelina Jolie Teaches Her Children to Hate America
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I Love Japan and their Open Attitude Towards Sex
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Leighton Meester is Looking Hot Lately
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Long Legged Teen Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Best Of: Nicolas Cage Spaz Attacks – VIDEO
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Mena Suvari is Looking Hot
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Insane Grafitti Artists – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Palermo is Hot and I Would Do Her
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Slut on Video of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel Is Absolutely Perfect
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Dennis Rodman Gets His Dick Sucked During Shows, Bastard
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Minke Kelly Hotness
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College Hottie Striptease of the Day
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Tila Tequila Brings Her See Through Top To The AMA’s
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J-Woww: Big Tits and Butter Face
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Why I Take Yoga: Hot Yoga Bitches
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A Sweet Halle Berry Panty Peak
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2010

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been busy celebrating Miley Cyrus’ birthday outside the local highschool. I wish I had a video camera because I am sure I got at least three girls pregnant with my illicit thoughts….I am drunk, it is a regular occurance in my life….like Thanksgiving is a regular occurance in your life, and every year I get more and more irritated when people wish each other a Happy Thanksgiving, like it’s a fucking birthday or some shit, when really it’s just a fucking dinner to celebrate killing off Indians who made bad real estate deals….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Pantyhose Ass
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I Can’t Get Enough Of These Bitches in Oprah’s Audience Spazzing Out – VIDEO
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The Coolest THing YOu should Be Into
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Because Pulling On Out is Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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The Man Who’s Cum is in Aguilera’s Womb
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ITS OFFICIEL!!! MILEY CYRUS IS NO LONGER JAIL BAIT!
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Amateur Cheerleader Gets HYer Masterbation On
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30 Hottest Female Athletes You’ve Never Heard Of
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Olivia Wilde See Through Hotness
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Blake Lively and Her Try Hard Tits
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Miley Celebrates Her 18th In Tight Black Leather
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Only in America: Charlie Sheen is Suing the Porn Star/Hooker He Held Hostage
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Daniela Lopes is a Dream
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Animated Gif Amazingness of the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Security – VIDEO
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Pamela Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Maria Milian is Kinda Amazing
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Teacher Accused Of Doing The Nasty With Student While He Was In The Hospital, She’s Also Possibly Knocked Up
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Man, Jennifer Hudson is Slimmed Down and Looking Hotter By the Day
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Jana and Suzie Know How to Make a Good Gallery
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App Turns Your Cell Phone Into Sex Toy
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Natalie Portman Hotness
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Now That’s a Gorgeous Redhead
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Mmmmmmm Abigail Clancy
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Fuck I Love Charlize Theron
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Looking a Lot More Fit Lately
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Public Masterbator Gets Caught – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kira, Kitty or Becky? Take Your Pic
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Gwen Loves Being Naked – VIDEO
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50 Things Every Guy Should Know How to Do
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I Wish I Were Beibng Sarcastic With the Title Kim Kardashian Attends the Opening of a Toilet But I’m Not
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Get a Load of Jeri J
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Student Knocks Up His Science Teacher – He Was Obviously Paying Attention
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Iryna Storozhuk Is A Hot Piece Of Ukrainian Ass
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Emma Watson Panty Flash On Today Show
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Who’d You Rather, Fuck Marry Or Kill?
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Kim Xerxes Kardashian Shoves Her Tits Together
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