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2010

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got forced to go to the grocery store to buy my fat wife food to keep her fat. I generally hate the grocery store but for some reason, this one happened to be full of chicks. Sure they were ghetto single mom’s with kids from different fathers cuz they were different colors, and I am pretty sure I walked in during stripper primetime and the whole thing was pretty hot until I accidentally asked a bitch buying a couple cucumbers if she was actually planning on eating them after she fucked them, cuz if not, I’d be more than happy to, or something to that effect, not realizing that ghetto bitches who hate life for whatever reason sometimes don’t like jokes about fucking cucumbers when buying cucumbers directed at them….and it woulda made a good viral video but I don’t have a video camera….so it was really just another lost opportunity…the story of my life.

That said, be my friend

Here are my stepLINKS..

Someone Get Me the Demi Lovato Coke Huffing Video Please
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So There’s Gonna Be a Kanye West/Taylor Swift Porn Parody
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Because We All Need a Way to Make It Through the Week and Naked Sluts Just Happens to Be the Easiest Way
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LOHAN is alive and she’s wearing a skirt….that crazy drugged out dyke…
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The Sexiest Women From Oregon
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Bet you Didn’t Know Your Daughter Did This With the Webcam
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She Let’s Her Friend stretch Her Pussy – VIDEO
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Get Yourself Something That Will Pay Off For You…
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 8
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Lindsay Lohan See Through Dress Throwback
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A Little Bit of Leighton Meister
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A Little Shakira Throwback
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arah Shahi Has Got It Going On
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Gotta Love Party Sluts
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Adriana Lima in New Victoria’s Secret Shoot
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a Little Girl on Girl Never Hurt Anybody
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There’s Bodies and Then There’s BODIES! Damn!
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That Dugger Woman’s Vagina May Have Met It’s Match
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Iman is 55 and as Hot as Ever. David Bowie is the Luckiest Bastard Alive
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Mandy and Julie Get It On
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This Just In: MySpace & Facebook Lead To Teen Prostitution
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Nothing Like a Hitler Comedy to Brighten Up Your Day!!! – VIDEO
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Olivia Wilde & Elizabeth Banks Are Both Looking Hot
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Sarah is Busty Alright
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And Now, The Best Wheel of Fortune Solve EVER – VIDEO
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Janice Dickinson Takes Her Tattered Old Vagina For a Walk
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Adriana Lima: Backstage at the 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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Now THESE Are Some Big Tits, Jesus
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Bit of Rihanna
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Sophie and a Friend Get It On – VIDEO
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Oh Apparently There’s a Video of Demi Lovato Doing Coke
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WTf is Scarlette Johansson Smoking That She Thinks Peole Will Take Her Serious As a Musician? – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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2010

09

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not happy that I haven’t got 5000 facebook friends . It makes me feel like an inadequate loser I don’t need to be reminded that I am….So people, especially girls, Let Me Masturbate to your Vacation Pics I mean Add me so we can stay in touch cuz we went to highschool together …..I don’t know what I mean…but I do sometimes wonder if more people are jerking off on Facebook at a given time than they are on actual porn sites….cuz let’s face it 20 billion registered users statistically makes me think there are. Not that it matters.

This post wasn’t meant to be a facebook promotional tour, the daylight saving’s time has killed me, the site issues the last 3 weeks are exhausting, I haven’t checked my emails in a long time, no one really talks to me to give me exciting stories and I don’t think I left my house since Saturday, leaving me with nothing more to give you that stepLINKS…Enjoy.

Wilmer Valderrama is Slamming Demi Lovato Cuz He Knows How TO Seduce Young Pussy and Not Feel Guilty About Permanently Damaging Them After Fucking Their Tight Little Bodies…Workin His Way Through Disney Pussy…
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Canada Gets It’s Own Jersey Shore and It is as Bad as it Sounds…Immigrants from the Suburbs Gone Wild…
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Slut Gets Dirty in the Shower – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima for Some Behind the Scenes Victoria’s Secret Bullshit
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Bitches I know Go Wild for These….
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How Much Do Your Boobs Weigh
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Paris And Her Nipples Won’t Go Away
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Kendra Wilkinson is in Playboy…But She Wants You to Know She didn’t Really Pose for Playboy, But She’s Still on the Cover
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Kylie Bisutti Is Busty As Fuck
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Because You Look Like You Need a Little Pick Me Up
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Sophie Reade Flashes Her Pussy! Yes!
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Arkansas Vs. South Carolina Football: Cheerleader Showdown of the Week
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Paris Hilton Hard Nipples, Cause That’s All She’s Good For
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Homo or Not, Neil Patrick Harris is Fucking Amazing
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Sophie turner’s Ass in Skimpy Shorts
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Ana de la Reguera is Like a Hot Version of that Lea Michele Slut
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Pic Dump Full of Sluts of the Day
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Real Housewife Slut Tries and Fails to Sing Again – VIDEO
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Burning Skate Ramp Fail – VIDEO
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Sexy Web Cam Slut Strips Down – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Bang Nicki Minaj, I Don’t Care If She Looks Like a Fucking Clown
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Russel Simmon’s Assistants Like to Flash Their Pussies at Him – VIDEO
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Kylie Will Have You Thinking Dirty Thoughts
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Top 5: Famous Nip Slips
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Angelina Jolie is Lookin Hot on the Set of That Movie She is Diracting
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KANYE WEST WILL HIJACK YOUR PLANE – VIDEO
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Blondie on the Fucking Machine
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Candice Swanepoel Hotness
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Chicks Like This Make Me Want to Move to LA
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This Six Year Old Skater Will Blow Your Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Looks Hot on the Set of Transformers
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And That’s Why Corvettes and the People Who Buy Them Are Lame – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Eufrat, Angela or Axia? Take Your Pic
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Nella is Naked in the Snow
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Courtney Love is Disgusting of the Day
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The 10 Most Memorable School Principals from TV Shows
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Dare I Say Anne Hatheway is Looking Bangable
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I Love These sluts From Bad Girls Club
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2010

08

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided I’ve done enough posting for the day….this daylight savings time just fucked me up…I get excited that I can drink an hour longer…since I live in a shitty city where bars don’t stay open all night ….but my body doesn’t really know how to handle it anymore…cuz that’s what being old and unhealthy does to you…

The site should be up and running officially now…It only crashed once today so we’re making progress.

I need to pass out dreaming about how I am not sucking on a hot tit or seducing a homeless teenage runaway with promises of shelter and warmth….

So I’ll just link to other sites to distract you from my inadequacies as a human…

That said, here are my stepLINKS

Eva Longoria Looks Fuckin’ Hot – Seriously….
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And Now, a Pregnant Lady Bikini Contest – VIDEO
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That’s No Place to Store Your Wine Bottles – VIDEO
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The Sexiest Video Game Girls
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If you want to fuck girls…real live girls…this will help…trust me…
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Kaley Cuoco In Her Lingerie
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OOOWEEE: Nicki Minaj Strips Down In New Issue Of BlackMen Magazine
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Rebecca Gayheart Enjoying Motherhood. How Nice For Her Considering She Killed Somone Else’s Baby Just a Few Years Ago
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Miley Cyrus Almost Legal…Almost
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Olivia Munn See Through
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The 100 Hottest Cheerleaders In The NBA
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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A Dash of Rihanna and a Cleavage Free Katy Perry Which Pretty Much Makes Her Irrelevant
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And Today in Lindsay Lohan Drama…
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Because Jerking Is Off is Only As Fun As What You Watch While You Do It
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Some Miley Cyrus Underboobage Because You Love Jailbait
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How About a Demi Moore and Jenny McCarthy Cat Fight?
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Kesha and Her Glowstick Bukkake
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Your Monday Will Be 100% Better After Viewing This Gallery
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Cheerleaders From the Dominican = HOTNESS
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Get a Load of Valentina Vaughn
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Suelyn Medeiros is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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From Stripper To Star: 10 Celebrities Who Started Out Stripping
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Girl on Girl Video Will Get You Going – VIDEO
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NEWS: Knife Wielding Woman Demands Pussy Eating
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So Kanye West Helped Make Taylor Swift More Famous, So Say Kanye West
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Two Pussies for Two Dildos – VIDEO
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Charlotte Atkinson is Your FHM November Girlfriend
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Rachel McAdams is Lookin Hot
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CONAN O’BRIEN PRESENTS SHOW ZERO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Candid Camera: Pussy Pony 5000 – VIDEO
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15 Photos to Celebrate Tara Reid’s Birthday
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Evil Pack of Girls – VIDEO
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Grandmas Discover Photobooth – VIDEO
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Kendra Wilkinson And Kim Kardashian Just Because
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Yeah I’d Bang Carrie Underwood
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy New Pin-Up Style Lingerie Photos
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2010

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was a real fucking disaster. It was probably the single best day in celebrity tit in a long fucking time and for those of you who have been coming to the site since the beginning know…that kinda shit is what this site was built on. The paparazzi pics fucking bore me, they are just filler for when the sex tapes, nude scenes, nip slips and vagina flashes hit…I’m talking self-shot nudes, or staged nudes, I don’t fucking care, it’s what I fucking do, it’s why I’m in this….I mean other than the glitz and glam of having a website no one has ever heard of….and not making money…getting lawyers letters and not being able to produce movies with real life whores cuz real life whores don’t work for free…and the site crashed…

I spent all day emailing, yelling, trying to get the site back up and running, and apparently it is, but whenever I say that, it crashes again.

It has been 3 weeks of hell, instablity, viruses and hackers…the site is pretty much fucking destroyed and now I gotta rebuild it…It’s a challenge, I’m not sure I’m capable of, but I’ll use the weekend to think about it….or rather forget about it…thanks to hard fucking drinking…

Here are the stepLINKS…if you still see this monday, it means I jumped in front of a bus…and if I do…I hope I make the fucking news…CUDDLES…

I’ve Said it All Along – The Girls in Glee Are Not What They Look Like in GQ – They Are Disgusting
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Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One. So a Chinese 20 Something Dresses Up Like an Old Guy…
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Because If This Week Didn’t Make You Blow Your Brains Out, It’s Time to Celebrate With Some Web Vadge
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Jordana Brewster Rocks a Bikini Proper
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Hottie Takes a Bath – VIDEO
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John Goodman Looks Like He’s Dying at the Halloween Parade
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Jessica Simpson is Sad Nick Lachey is Getting Married – But Her New Cock is Fucking Excited – He’s In
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The 25 Most Embarrassing Athlete Endorsements
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Danielle Lloyd Ass Flash Throwback
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Marion Cotillard Just Does It For Me
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Lohan’s Stay in Rehab Sounds More Awesome Than My Everyday Life
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Zooey Deschanel Naked Anyone?
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Daniela Freitas Has One Tight Body
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Watching Giant Tits Move in a Animated GIF is Hypnotic and I Love It
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Blake Lively WTF Are You Wearing?
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And Now, One of the Best Commercials Ever – VIDEO
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I Mean Really, Who Doesn’t Love Vagina? – GALLERY
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Maliah Michel Knows How to Work It
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11 Sexy Actresses that Can’t Act for Shit
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Teri, Suzy and Paloma Get It On
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The Only Ten I See: Interview With Pornstar Allanah Li
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A Little Bit of Rihanna for Good Measure
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Kayden Kross Gets Her Masterbation On
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Christina Aguilera Sluts It Up in Burlesque
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Nothing Like A Bestiality Story to Kick Off the Weekend
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Yeah I’d Bang Sandra Bullock
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Melissa Giraldo Bikini Photoshoot
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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18 Crazy Politicians – VIDEO
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Hot Teen Gets Her Pussy Cleaned – VIDEO
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Demi Lovato’s Dad and Michael Lohan Should Become Buddies
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Get a Load of Jessica Burciaga – VIDEO
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Mel gibson Wants You to Watch Him Pet His Beaver
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And MORe Jessica Alba
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2010

04

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

In the event you’ve visited the site and saw “Suspicious or Malicious or Conspicuous Site Warning” because some asshole compromised my banner ads I was running and not making money from. The URL the hacker was coming from was ASD.com. Whoever owns that URL should be killed.

That said, this message was just sent in from Google:

Status of the latest badware review for this site: A review for this site has finished. The site was found clean. The badware warnings from web search are being removed. Please note that it can take some time for this change to propagate.

We’re clean. I wish STD tests were this easy….

Tune in tomorrow to see what else can go wrong on DrunkenStepfather.com….and to really test my patience in running a website that sucks….

I haven’t quit the site yet, but I’m telling you someone sure wants me to.

Here are my stepLINKS

Kanye West Banged Kim Kardashian – I Knew She Had a Cock and that Sex Tape Was Stunt Cunt
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At This Point, We Could Put Auto Tune on My Farts and They Could Get a Record Deal
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Impress Girls Enough To Have THem Approach You and As For a Ride on Your Dick She’ll Be Calling Trigger’
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Her Pussy Wants Your Cock – VIDEO
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Miley Cyrus And A Girl With Big Tits
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Dude Gets Lapdance At Cowboy Game
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Miley Cyrus is Nice and Medicated Through Her Whore Mom’s Cheating…Good things to come…
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Because My Day Has Been Hard as Hell and It’s Time to Pull One Out
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Sarah Jean Underwood Got a New Set of Tits and They Are Fine By Me
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The 25 Most Embarrassing Athlete Endorsements
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I Don’t Know Who Monqie Parent is But She Sure Has One Nice Rack
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Jesus Christ, Lady Gaga Looks, Dare I Say, NORMAL
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This Panty Upskirt is Brought To You By Blake Lively
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Sophia Busy is Looking Pretty Hot
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Hey It’s Carlton Banks! – VIDEO
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Front Row Lap Dance At a Cowboys Game
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A Nice Gallery of Capri Anderson
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I Love Bad Girls Club – VIDEO
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Check Out the Lovely Lindsay Meadows
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File Under: Things You Didn’t Think Could Get You Laid
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Frieda Pinto is Looking Good as Always
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Gotta Love Girls That Love to Eat Pussy – VIDEO
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Playboy Cyber Girl Tess Taylor Arlington
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Gay Fish And George W. Bush Are Like Soul Sisters, Or Something
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Carmen Electra is Looking Pretty Good
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After all This Time I Still Got a Thing for Heather Graham
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Now She’s One Busty Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some Miley Cyrus Jailbait
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Jessica Simpson is Fat and Wasted
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Halloween Fight – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Tera Patrick is Hot in the Jungle
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WTF Photo of the Day
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10 Toys That Will Screw Your Kid Up For Life
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Meet Julissa – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know About You But I Want a Portia di Rossi and Ellen Sex Tape
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BONUS – Facebook Friend Who May Not be Real of the Day
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2010

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am tired of sharing my inner emotions with you…like my dreams of one day starring in small penis impotent man porn…where I rub my clit like genitals all over porn chicks…unable to get hard or climax…or whatever other shit I spew on the regular…I am more into napping.

The stepFORUMhas been labeled a malicious site which is real fuckin’ awesome, you know since I’ve had 3 weeks of a broken site….and since I don’t even make money off these spamming websites my site is getting flagged for promoting…

Turns out that the whole site is labeled an “attack” site because I guess someone hacked into something…waiting on my new hosts to fix it.

While I wait for them to fix it – you can always ignore the warning or in FIREFOX or Mozilla or whatever it is called on PC click – Tools–> Options–> uncheck Block reported attack sites and in FIREFOX or Mozilla on Mac click preferences – Security –> uncheck Block reported attack sites.

If you’re in Google Chrome…I can’t help you. I woke up late. I haven’t had a drink yet today. I think I’m ready for one though…but I am stuck here harrassing the webhost to do their job they are paid by me to do….

Before I go…Here are my stepLINKS…

Katy Perry and Lady Gaga Impersonators Wrestling in Tomatoes is Better Than No Katy Perry and Lady gaga Wrestling in Tomatoes at All
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Pink Thinks More Parents Should Beat Their Kids and I Gotta Say I Agree with Her
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Jayde Nicole Looks Fantastic in a One Piece Leotard
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These Sexy Blondes Are Horny as Hell – VIDEO
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100 of the Hottest NBA cheerleaders
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Demi Lovato Hot Bikini Bottom Pics as a Tribute to Her Young Starlet in Rehab Cliche cuz I don’t care about broken down kids, but I do care about them in bikinis
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The 25 Hottest Texan Woman
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If you like pussy, you’ll like this….If you’re a closet case, then you won’t
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Kesha Showing Off Her Dumpy Ass
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Katherine Heigl Should Not be Wearing This
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A Bunch of Pictures of Stacy Keibler for the Weirdos Who Can’t Get Over Her
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Treat Yourself to Some Tits, You’ll Be Glad You Did
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Kelly Brook Panty Upskirt
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Mmmmmm Camille Belle Hotness
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Sophie Turners Ass in Skimpy Shorts
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Finding Out Your Daughter is a Porn Star….
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Check Out the Rack on april O’Neil
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Let’s Take a Look Back to When Kanye West Gave George Bush the Smack Down – VIDEO
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Japanese WTf Video of the Day
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Amy Reid’s Tits Are Out of This World
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Musical Chairs: The 10 Hottest Women That Have (Allegedly) Banged Multiple Rappers
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Lesbianism at It’s Finest
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Top 5 List: The Strange World Of Homemade Sex Toys
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If You Got Me Drunk Enough I Would Bang Bristol Palin
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Ava Loves Fucking Machine DP – VIDEO
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Say Hello to Sarah Brightmon
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Guess Who Miley Cyrus’s Mom is Banging?
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eva Mendes Can Do No Wrong
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Who is Jeisa Chiminazzo and Why Aren’t I stalking Herself
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Zusanna’s Tits Are Pretty Much Perfect
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Emma Watson Hotness
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Boob Hijack Video!
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Some Cheryl Tweedy Hotness
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Okay So Zach Galifianakis Didn’t Actually Smoke Weed on TV
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Jessica Lowndes (AKA Megan Fox Light) Sizzles In Lingerie
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Striptease of the Day
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

02

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of going out to lunch today and forgetting that I had a website…I am sure I didn’t miss much and not much missed me….I ended up at the strippers and my hands were full…if you know what I mean…This Jesus doesn’t love you…but I do like drinking during the day with strippers…mainly because the daytime strippers are fatter, lazier and more accepting of their fate…

Enough about me…Here are my stepLINKS…

Demi Lovato Check Into a Rehab and that Publicity Stunt Turns me On
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Cher is the Walking Dead
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Because Sometimes Jerking Off is the Only Thing to Keep You From Killing Yourself
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a paris hilton halloween nip slip
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Jessica Alba’s Leather Costume
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Jessica Alba’s Best Ass Shots
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Jodie Marsh’s Giant Tits Are Fine By Me
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Horny Sluts in the Shower – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 7
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Womer Woman Lynda Carter Shows all These Young Hollywood Bitches How a REAL Camel Toe is Done
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A Little Blake Lively Just Because
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Alessandra Ambrosio Killing It At The Beach
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Jessica Alba is Killing it in a Leather Body Suit
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Asian Babe With an Ass Like Vida Guerra
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Can You Figure Out what is Going On In This Photo Cause I Sure as Hell Can’t
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Now THIS is What I Call a Talent Show
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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OMF FLEXIBLE SLUT OF THE DAY – VIDEO
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Ariel is One Hot Red Head
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If There’s One Thing Kate Moss is Always good For, It’s Nudes
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Halle Berry Looks Tasty As Always
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You Know I Love the girl on Girl Action – VIDEO
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And Today in the Life of Charlie Sheen
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Lindsay Lohan – Patrick Hoelck Photoshoot For Fornarina Campaign 2010/2011
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Miley Cyrus Jail Bait of the Day
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Elisabetta Canalis Throback and Man is She Looking Trashy
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Random Pic Dump of The Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Taylor Momsen’s Slutty New Video
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Fitness Bitch is Out of Control – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Ruth, Melisa or Nadia?
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Madison Scott is Looking Mighty Fine
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The 10 Biggest Halloween Candy FAILS
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Dita Von Tease Went as a Normal Chick For Halloween
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Get a Load of Jasmine
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2010

01

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

My friend Jeptha Rose told me I need to take more pictures of my random stupid adventures that aren’t really adventures…so last night while drinking til 6 in the morning, this was the best picture I could get of the chick in lingerie who was build like a monster, but who sucked me into staring at her ass, cuz she was grinding her pussy up against the juke box and letting the bux boy feel how wet her panties were getting, a recipe of success for getting me to notice a cunt, no matter how broken down the shit is….

Here are my stepLINKS

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in Spandex Cougar Costume
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Kim Kardashian Forgot the Shave her Monster Body Parts
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Celebrity Pussy in Halloween Costumes
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Leighton Meester in a Tight Fucking Dress
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Ohhhhhh eva Mendes
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These People Know What’s Up…Get Into It….
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Coco’s Big Tits Make My Temperature Rise
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Drunk Barman Eaten By Lions
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Tara Reid Does Heidi Montag for Halloween
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Amanda Seyfried is Fucking a Dude….
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Because Your Weekend Was as sexless As Mine Was
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Carmen Electra’s Cleavage Comes Out for Halloween and it was fucking AMazing…
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Pink Ildo and a Nice Pussy – VIDEO
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Halloween 2010: Top 50 Scariest Athletes of All Time
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Paris Hilton Nip SlipS
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Man I Love tina Fey
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Fergies Ass is a Lot Easier to Look At Than Her Face
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the Biggest Celebrity Costumje Round Up You Will See
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Snookie Should Take That Giant Pickle and Shove It Up Her Ass
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Nerdy Asians Make for Naughty Thoughts
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Girl Versus a Sea Saw – VIDEOS
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I Love a Gallery of Drunk, Easy Chicks
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Man Who Was Molested By Pedophile Catholic Priest As A Child Viciously Gets Revenge 35 Years Later And Smiles In Mugshot Photo
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Nadia Taylor and Paris Parker Know How to Rock Girl on Girl Proper
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Top 5 List: Sexy Internet Memes
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Zach Galifianakis Smokes Up On Real Time – VIDEO
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Dennis Quiad as Pauly Dee for Halloween is Kinda Amazing
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Japanese Sluts on the fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Christine Teigen SI Swimsuit 2011
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Hey there Blondie
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Alessandra Torresani as Wonder Woman
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Horny little Teen on Webcam
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Introducing Aspen Parker
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Laura Cessna is the Type of chick I Wanna Be all Over
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Drunk Skank Pisses on the Streets – VIDEOS
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How I Met Your Mother: The beer ad they wouldn’t let you see on TV
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Holly Madison is a Sleeping Beauty Slut
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Emma Stone is a Fister
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2010

29

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

In case you haven’t noticed. It’s halloween weekend. We all know what that means….It’s a great opportunity to rape a bitch and have a valid excuse for the cops by saying it’s part of your costume…or at least wait around the bars and parties everywhere til closing so that you can bring whatever table scrabs you can home with hoping that whatever is under the mask or costume is not something that can end up raping you when it comes to….It is the weekend all sluts let out their true slut colors….It is the weekend all every day people feel obligated to go out and slut out….It is a weekend of eye candy and people acting like fools bringing the ridiculousness…and if you can’t get laid then you have no hope…something we already knew about you…

Here are my stepLINKS….I’ll be back Monday with all the celeb costumes and their crying for attention and maybe a few decent stories and pics of pussy I encounter….

If you want to keep track of what I am doing I tend to update facebook and twitter while drunk often….It doesn’t mean it’s good but it’s something…

If you get any good pics for me to post from your Halloween send them to info (AT) DrunkenStepfather.com…

Now go fucking party….

Kanye’s Cock Looks Photoshopped On For the Gay Chatrooms and Gay Sexting He Does When Bored.
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Audrina Partidges Mom Apologizes For Her Drunken Rant, Let’s Look at the Video Again Because It Is Amazing – VIDEO
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Friday Nught Means It’s Time to Spend some Time Well Spent
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Minka Kelly is the stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Hot Young Wife Loves a Good Finger Fuck – VIDEO
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 7
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More Christina Hendricks Fat Pics
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Mena Suvari Topless Hotness
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More of My New Girlfriend Emma Stone
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Arianny Celest is Naked and I Like It
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Inguna Butane is a Model With a tight Body
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50 Pictures that will Make You Want to Lock Yourself in your Room and Jerk Off All Day
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You’re Gona Wanna Check Out vickie Blows’s New Calendar Hotness
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Howard K Stern Was Found Guilty and Is Going to Jail and By Jail I Mean Holly Terms of Jail Which Means Being Held in Custody For 32 Minutes and Then Probably Getting a Reality Show
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The Shittiest Karate Master I’ve Ever Seen
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Keri Hilson is SUCH a Babe
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Janessa and Betty Know How to Work It Together – VIDEO
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And MORE Rihanna
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Samantha and Friend Love Girl on Girl – VIDEO
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This Whole Randy Quaid as a Real Life Fugitive Shit is Getting Crasier By the Day and Now There’s a Dog Involved
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I Can NOT Fucking WAIT to See TRON!!! – VIDEO
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Every Once and Awhile I See a Hipster Chick That Makes Me Think Dirty Thoughts
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I Kinda Got a thing for This Michelle Monaghan Broad
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Random Pic Dump For a Friday
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13 Embarressing Nerd Videos
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Raquel, Ariel or Alexa? Take Your Pick
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A Little Lindsay Lohan Drama, Just Because
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Jaime Graham on VIDEO
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DavidArquette Cried After Sex Hahahahahahah
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Some Scarlette Johansson Cause We Haven’t See Much Of Her Lately
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Lohan’s Busted Up Face and Other Useless People Make Really Bad Jokes for Judd Apatow Cuz Judd Apatow is All About Bad Jokes….
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Make Me Famous on FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Remember – Everyone’s a Hooker….

LARRY DVOSKIN “EVERYONE’S A HOOKER” from Lucas Heyne

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2010

28

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Good news…The site hasn’t been shut down. But I think my body is. I had this great idea of drinking a cheap bottle of champagne when I couldn’t sleep at 5 in the morning and shit fucking destroyed me.

I’ve walked in at least one wall. Fallen down the stairs at least once. Was unable to get an erection for at least a month and feel like taking a nap…but not enough to crawl in bed with my pig wife who is eating spaghetti unnaturally fast….part of me wishes my life was more interesting…but the rest of me just can’t bother getting off this couch….even though I know all girls will be out on the scene tonight half naked…Thursday is the official start of Halloween parties…I should go stare at young ass to remind myself that I don’t deserve young ass. Maybe I should just go to the strippers…everyone deserves fucking strippers…they are affordable…disgusting…and let you grab their useless trashy tits violently….except sometimes they smell like anus.

I don’t know about you, but I think we should be friends…cuz vacation pics are my porn

Here are my stepLINKS….

Kendra Wilkinson Turned Down Posing for Playboy Even THough ALl She’s Done is Playboy…Except Maybe for that Sex Tape….
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Katy Perry’s Tits Are Exploding With Fire
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Do This for the Ladies…Or At Least for your Balls…They Are Tired of You Being the Only One Who Works Them….
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Marisa Miller is in Leather Pants and Looks Amazing
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Blonde College Girl Self Fisting – VIDEO
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Capri Anderson’s Hot Body Costs 12,000 Dollars a Session
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More on my New Dream Pussy – Capri Anderson
Caprice Anderson is NOT a Whore, but A Porn Star. Get It Straight!
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Because It’s Thursday and You Need to Kill Time Before You Go Shoot Your Co-workers Tomorrow
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The 50 Best Sports-Themed Costumes For Halloween
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That JWoww Slut is Body Painted
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Reese Witherspoon is Looking Bangable in a Midget Kind of Way
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Christina Aguilera is Braless With Hard Nipples
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And More Pics of the Slut/Porn Star/Hooker Charlie Sheen Almost Murdered
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I’m No Fag, But I’d fuck David Williams Before I Fucked Kelly Osbourne – GALLERY
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I Love a good GIF Animation That Involves Great Tits
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This Fat Person Wants Us to Stop Making Fun of Fat People – VIDEO
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Amy Reid’s Tits Are Fucking Insane
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And Here’s Lady Gaga in a Sexual Harassment PSA. And Yes, I Am Dead Serious. FF to .45 Seconds – VIDEO
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Mmmmmm Girl on girl Gallery
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I’m always Fine Looking at Charlize Theron
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Audrina Patridge’s Mom is SHITFACED – Video
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Top 5 List: Halloween Sex Toys
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Roxanne Knows How to Self Pleasure
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Angelique Boyer is All Types of Sexy
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Eva Mendes Hotness of the Day
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Man I Love Emma Stone
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Nasty Webcam Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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This Taylor Swift Wac Figure is Really Creepy But I Bet You Would Still Fuck It
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And That’s What Happens when you Crash the Lambo = VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Masuimi Max and Emily Marilyn – GALLERY
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7 tasteless Halloween costumes for 2010
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Some Nikki Alexander Hotness
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Some Paris Hilton Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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