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2010

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This post should be called the 6 Year Anniversary of the Day…but it turns out i fucked up and my actual 6 year anniversary was on Miley’s birthday, November 23. No wonder we have such a strong connection, the day she was old enough to fuck by disney execs was the day this magic happened….

So I wrote this thinking that on this day in 2004, I turned the internet into something worth using….Yes, I take full credit for the Internet going mainstrem.

It was accidental, because I don’t know shit about computers, but for some sick reason, 6 years later I’m still doing it. I don’t do it for the money, cuz the site doesn’t make moneyu, I do it cuz I don’t know what else to do.

This is not a business like so many other blogs are to people, this just happens to be my life….

Depressing maybe…but it is what it is…we’re not victims here….except after sodomy….

So to my one reader, thanks for being here.

To myself, thanks for not killing myself despite how depressing this has been

To my advertisers, thanks for being non-existent and horrible supporters.

To future advertisers I hit up, thanks for blowing me off and labeling me a porn site who doesn’t deserve your money, keeping me poor.

To the movie producers and publishers, thanks for offering everyone a movie and book deal, I mean Julia Childs shit was disgusting…

To celebs, thanks for not knowing I exist…but continuing to be attention seeking idiots who sold their souls out for attention that I can write random blurbs no one reads about like I care when really I am just too lazy to start my own video site….who without your boring shit people are obsessed with, I’d be writing about things that matter, and who wants to do that…cuz I am lazy…

To Lohan, thanks for inviting me back to your hotel to listen to your album a couple of years ago….I think you’re the only reason I do this site…but don’t tell anyone I said that….

On this thanksgiving – I give thanks for a lot of things – even though none of those things really matter….

To quote my first post that you can find here HERE …..

I am – Drunken Stepfather
Here, We Will Take Off Our Pants:

I like to drink and I am a stepfather, your stepfather.

I will show you things that you will like…

I will help you become a better person…

We only feature things we think are worth posting

Sometimes they will be offensive, sometimes funny, sometimes not cool at all.

It is hit and miss and I am drunk.

I am not willing to put all that much thought into it and why I find funny or worth posting now, may not be funny or worth reading in an hour.

This is DrunkenStepfather.

Send me naked pictures of your sisters, girlfriends, mothers and friends.

I get lonely typing blogs and need jerk-off material, even though I am impotent.

Cuddles.

A lot has changed…like that girls finally send me pics of thier twats on the daily cuz I am internet famous…..but somethings haven’t….like my drunken typos….

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Now, here are my stepLINKS – Happy Birthday to me….Happy Thanksgiving to you…Send Nudes…

I Know People Like to Be Early for This Whole Black Friday Thing But I Think This is a Tad Overboard
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Because Sluts Are Underrated If You Ask Me
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I Could Think of a Million Things I’d Like to Do to Katie Fey
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Busty Lesbian Titty Suck…of the Day
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The Hottest NFL Cheerleaders of Week 10
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Because Christmas is Coming and It’s Time to Stock Up on Toys
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Ginger Spice Rocks Her Cougar Body in a Bikini and It’s Not Bad at All
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Jessica Simpson – Fat or Pregnant? You Decide
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Emma Watson Panty Flash On The Today Show
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They Don’t Call Him Johnny Rotten For Nothing
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Edita Vilkeviciute Has One Hot Body
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Hot Girls With Six Pack Abs
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Hot Slut Pole Dances to Metallica
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Disney World Sucks – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Yiyanna’s Body
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I’ll Never Get Sick of Bad Girls Club Videos
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Horny Girl in a Russian Jail Fingers Herself for the Lucky police Officers
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4 Way Lesbian Orgy of the Day
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Angelina Jolie Teaches Her Children to Hate America
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I Love Japan and their Open Attitude Towards Sex
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Leighton Meester is Looking Hot Lately
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Long Legged Teen Gets Herself Off – VIDEO
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Best Of: Nicolas Cage Spaz Attacks – VIDEO
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Mena Suvari is Looking Hot
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Insane Grafitti Artists – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Palermo is Hot and I Would Do Her
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Slut on Video of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel Is Absolutely Perfect
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Dennis Rodman Gets His Dick Sucked During Shows, Bastard
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Minke Kelly Hotness
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College Hottie Striptease of the Day
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Tila Tequila Brings Her See Through Top To The AMA’s
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J-Woww: Big Tits and Butter Face
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Why I Take Yoga: Hot Yoga Bitches
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A Sweet Halle Berry Panty Peak
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2010

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been busy celebrating Miley Cyrus’ birthday outside the local highschool. I wish I had a video camera because I am sure I got at least three girls pregnant with my illicit thoughts….I am drunk, it is a regular occurance in my life….like Thanksgiving is a regular occurance in your life, and every year I get more and more irritated when people wish each other a Happy Thanksgiving, like it’s a fucking birthday or some shit, when really it’s just a fucking dinner to celebrate killing off Indians who made bad real estate deals….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Pantyhose Ass
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I Can’t Get Enough Of These Bitches in Oprah’s Audience Spazzing Out – VIDEO
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The Coolest THing YOu should Be Into
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Because Pulling On Out is Cheaper Than a Tuesday Night Movie
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The Man Who’s Cum is in Aguilera’s Womb
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ITS OFFICIEL!!! MILEY CYRUS IS NO LONGER JAIL BAIT!
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Amateur Cheerleader Gets HYer Masterbation On
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30 Hottest Female Athletes You’ve Never Heard Of
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Olivia Wilde See Through Hotness
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Blake Lively and Her Try Hard Tits
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Miley Celebrates Her 18th In Tight Black Leather
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Only in America: Charlie Sheen is Suing the Porn Star/Hooker He Held Hostage
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Daniela Lopes is a Dream
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Animated Gif Amazingness of the Day
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Security – VIDEO
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Pamela Knows How to Rock Lingerie
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Maria Milian is Kinda Amazing
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Teacher Accused Of Doing The Nasty With Student While He Was In The Hospital, She’s Also Possibly Knocked Up
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Man, Jennifer Hudson is Slimmed Down and Looking Hotter By the Day
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Jana and Suzie Know How to Make a Good Gallery
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App Turns Your Cell Phone Into Sex Toy
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Natalie Portman Hotness
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Now That’s a Gorgeous Redhead
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Mmmmmmm Abigail Clancy
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Fuck I Love Charlize Theron
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce is Looking a Lot More Fit Lately
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Public Masterbator Gets Caught – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Kira, Kitty or Becky? Take Your Pic
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Gwen Loves Being Naked – VIDEO
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50 Things Every Guy Should Know How to Do
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I Wish I Were Beibng Sarcastic With the Title Kim Kardashian Attends the Opening of a Toilet But I’m Not
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Get a Load of Jeri J
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Student Knocks Up His Science Teacher – He Was Obviously Paying Attention
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Iryna Storozhuk Is A Hot Piece Of Ukrainian Ass
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Emma Watson Panty Flash On Today Show
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Who’d You Rather, Fuck Marry Or Kill?
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Kim Xerxes Kardashian Shoves Her Tits Together
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2010

23

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just slept the last 15 hours….I am sure I didn’t miss much and I am still tired so I am going back to pass the fuck out, but figured before I do, I’d put up the stepLINKS for you to entertain yourself with while my body either recovers or slowly dies in what I can only assume is telling me to chill the fuck out on the 3 day benders…

That said Happy Birthday Miley, no I’m not talking to the teen girl I pretended was Miley this weekend, her birthday’s not for another few months according to her fake ID.

Taylor Swift with Straight Hair Increases Boner Pptential by 1000
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Here’s a Look at the Hot Slut Replacing Lohan in INFERNO
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Because You Need to Get Off Today
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Katy Perry is Letting Mr Burns Motorboat Her
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Blonde Slut Flashes and Strips – VIDEO
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The 50 Greatest Quotes in Sports Movie History
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Because Who Doesn’t Like to Play With Toys?
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Nicolette Sheridan Birthday Tits
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Miley Cyrus Jailbait of the Day
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Nicole Scherzinger Let’s Us Look At Her Cleavage
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Wardrobe Malfunctions, a Gallery
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Barbara Bush Give Sarah Palin the Smackdown
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50 Spank Worthy Pics
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And That’s Why You Don’t fly a Kite Near Power Lines – VIDEO
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Very Bad Tattoos – A Gallery
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Top 10 Craziest Celebrity Mug Shots [Flicks]
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Drunk Bitch Stuck in a Dryer
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Mandy and Julie Bring the Hotness – VIDEO
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Top 5: Pornstars Before They Had Plastic Surgery
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Angelina Jolie Brings the Hotness in the Tourist
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Jessica Simpson is a (Fat) Class Act
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The woman that Every Woman Wants to Be
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Kesha is Disgusting of the Day
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Busty Teen Takes a Shower – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hayley Marie is a Topless Paramedic
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Drunk Chick Gets Stuck in an Dryer – VIDEO
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Public Masterbator Gets Caught
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Magic Disappearing Skateboarder – VIDEO
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Someone Tried to Kill Bristol Palin With Anthrax!!! Holy Shit hahaha
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Maggie Grace in lingerie for ‘Faster’
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Olivia Wilde Totally Sizzles In Details
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Charlie Sheen’s Hooker Breaks Down In Tears Like A Baby
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Courtney Love Violates Twitter
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I Can See Olivia Wilde’s Nipples And I Like It
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Miley Celebrates Her 18th In Tight Leather
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2010

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone just gave me a bottle of Gin that was half drank….I didn’t really worry too much about the fact that it could have fucking AIDS and jumped right in. Unfortunately Gin tastes like shit straight and I had nothing to mix it with cuz I have no money and my wife isn’t around to rob, so I’m soaking tea bags in the shit, cuz the taste of Gin kills me. I feel like am in the Royal fucking Family, all I need is some crumpets, whatever that shit is, but I’ll just settle with this pair of my neighbor’s panties fresh from the laundry room.

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Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Sponsored By Coke, She’s Sponsored by Pepsi

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Candice Swanepoel Is Pure Perfection

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Teen Hotties Bounce Their Asses – VIDEO

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The 50 Sexiest Legs in Sports

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Chloe Sevigny’s Birthday Tits

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Heidi Montag Whiney Tits of the Day

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Jessica Lowndes Tits Make Me Weep

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Natalie Portman Hotness

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Victoria Beckham is See Through

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David Arquette’s Life is Awesome Now

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Cher’s Geriatric Tits of the Day

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I Love a good Animated GIF

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Fatty Fight at the Skatepark – VIDEO

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Brunette in Blue or Blondie in Gold? Take Your Pic – VIDEO

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Self Shot Hotties – GALLERY

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Amber Rose in Next to Nothing – VIDEO

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Jesus Take The Wheel: Father Murders 3-Month-Old Infant By Slamming
Child Repeatedly Onto Pavement

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Georgia Jones Hotness

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Ashley Simpson Just Cause It’s Been Awhile

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Sammie Likes to Tongue Fuck Her Friends

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Joanna Krupa Gallery

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Blake Lively, Just Because

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Irina Shayk OVERLOAD!!

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Latin Big Tits Web Cam Teen – VIDEO

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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity

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Oprah Winfrey is Better Than You an Me of the Day

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Foreign Infomercial Fun

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Three Hot Teens, Because Good Things Come in Threes

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Wesley Snipes is Going to Jail

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Fem Joy Videos Bring the Joy Alright

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Every Arnold Schwarzenegger Scream From Every Movie He’s Been In

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Jennifer Aniston’s Body

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Nicole Scherzinger’s Amazing Cleavage

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2010

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to a photoshoot today…it wasn’t for this shitty site…but for some other bullshit I wasn’t allowed to document or masturbate to…but they did let me play with the mannequins..I just hope the little kid sized ones come to life after the mall closes to at night…cuz I don’t think they’ll be happy about what I did to them….I saw the movie Mannequin. I know how this people work.

I’m also drunk.


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Heidi Montag’s Big Stupid Tits in a Bikini
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Lonely Blonde Rubs One Out
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Carrie Prejean and Sport’s Hottest MILFs
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Because Web Sluts Are Easier Than the Sluts At Your Local Bar
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Dress To Get Laid
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Pervert Takes Upskirt of Unsuspecting Girl
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49 Year Old Sophie Turner’s “26” Year Old Ass
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Snooki Makes Me Hungry With Her Big Tits
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ANne Hathaway Naked With a Spoiled Brat Queer
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Is This Another Bitch Fight At Denny’s
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Dina Lohan is Delusional While Lindsay is Leggy
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Holly Madison’s Hot Wholesome Cleavage
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Like Toys? Honestly
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Phoebe Price Pantyhose Upskirt
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Jennifer Aniston, Just Because
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A Little Sophie Howard And Rosie Jones Topless…
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The Cryptkeeper is Pregnant
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Kate Cassidy is Definitely Worth Stalking
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Pic Dump Full of Sluts On the Day
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Things Go Wrong at a Pakistani Wedding – VIDEO
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Jennifer White is Naughty and I Like It
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Get a Load of Jessie Marie
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8 Great Places To Have Office Sex
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Upskirt Thanks to a Pervert
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Aiden Starr and Holly West – Oh Yeahhhh
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Top 5: More Bizarre Sex Toys
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Camilla Belle Hotness
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And Now the World’s Biggest Twi-Slut – VIDEO
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Molly and Angela Love Licking Pussy – VIDEO
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And Now, The Biggest Fuck Up in Soccer History
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Emma Watson is the Kind of Girl You Bring Home to Your Mom
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Taylor cole Left Me Speechless
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Now That’s one Cutie Teen
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Chick Pisses in Store Hahahahahah VIDEO
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Carmen Electra Just Because
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striptease of the Day
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Ashley Hobbs is Playboy Miss December 2010
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7 embarrassing early career moves in entertainment
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Xiannie Will end Your Day Right
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Miranda Kerr Just Because
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2010

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I posted my facebook yesterday and not 1 person added me. I guess that means I’ve peaked at 100 friends.

Here are my stepLINKS…sometimes that’s all you really need to know…why should I bother going into my day’s excitement, cuz nothing exciting happened, except maybe trying to convince a pregnant chick to take nudes cuz I figured she was horny and tired of her husband looking at her in disgust, which didn’t even work. I need hobbies. I’m thinking of becoming a real estate agent…we’ll film it an make it a regular stepTV series called “Bring Jesus into your home to Sell Your Home”….I’ll probably lose my license with all moving into the houses I’m selling cuz I have a key….I’ve already found the guy I want as my partner on the show cuz he sells home features so well…

Enough rambling, here are my stepLINKS

Leighton Meester Does the Right Thing and Doesn’t Wear Any Pants of the Day
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The New Little Red riding Hood is Bordering on Soft Core Porn and I Like It – VIDEO
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How Far Can Her Asshole Stretch? Let’s Find Out Together – VIDEO
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Crazy Africans – Husband Beats A Woman’s Lover Down Hard
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I’m telling you this is the next thing, you don’t believe me, but I’m never wrong motherfucker….
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Lindsay Lohan in Athletic Shorts
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Kim Kardashian, Kendra Wilkinson And The Hottest Socialites in Sports
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Sophie Marceau Has a Bangin Body and a Thick Bush
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Japanese Teens Fuck at Gunpoint
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Megan Fox Rocks The C Thru Shirt
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Pam Anderson And Her Tits Take On India
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Michael Phelps Is Banging Brittny Gastineau…Nooooo!
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Because Your Day Was Probably Worse Than Mine Was
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I Know It’s Played Out But I Still Got a Thing For Any Chick Dressed as a Slutty Cop
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Guess Which Latina is Getting Divorced?
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Pam Anderson Shows Off Her Tits In India
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A Little Morning Lesbian Action
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Cunt Gosselin is Mommy Dearest of the Day
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Some Bar Refaeli
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Sexy Body, Sexy Strip Down – VIDEO
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Draya Michelle Knows How to Work It
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Amber Rose Likes to Be Spat on and Punched – VIDEO
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Andym Tania, Stracy and Carrie Oh My
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Sextoys Illegal In Alabhama, But They Have 1st US Drivethru Sexshop
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And Now, the Best Picture from the 90s I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Halle Berry is Looking Fit
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Malibu Has One tight Body
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Candice Swanepoel – Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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A Little Rihanna, Just Because
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I’ll Buy Anything Rachel Bilson is Selling
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Nasty Girl Gets Even Nastier on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Heidi Montag is a Delusional Idiot, Wannabe Barbie Doll
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Meet Talia – VIDEO
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Here’s Some Kate Middleton Bikini Pics!!
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Some Ashley Green Hotness
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Mandy Moore Makes A Surprisingly Hot Appearance
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Striptease of the Day
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2010

16

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to turn off my computer for part of the day and reflect upon life, mainly because my piece of shit computer broke, and I am not at some asshole I hate’s house updating my stepLINKS because when it rains it makes me even more fucking poor.

I got no real advertisers, no real readers, and I’ve been wondering why I bother doing this shit, cuz it doesn’t even get me laid, and if it did, I wouldn’t even be able to get hard, cuz the fat drunk life has left me limp…that’s why my slogan is XXL t-shirt, XS condom…It really turns on the ladies.


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The Most Imoportant News of the Day is that Kesha is in a Bathing Suit Despite How Disgusting it Is…
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Rihanna Really Gets The Core of Bloggers
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Because Sometime Jerking Off is the Only Way to Get Through La Shitty Day
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Get me This for Xmas – Thanks.
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That’s No Place To Store Your Wine Bottles Slut…Unless We Finished Drinking Them
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Blake Lively’s In a See THrough
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Lindsay Lohan’s Brother To Become Heroin Addict
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Pink Bikini Pics
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A Topless NFL Cheerleader
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The Situation and Bristol Palin Do a “humorous” Abstinence Video – Kill Me Now.
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Chick Walks Through Busy Crowd With Cum on Her Face
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Four Girls Answer the Door Topless For a Pizza GUy
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Nothing Says Halloween Like an All Out Brawl at Denny’s – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Amanda Seyfried Needs to Dye Her Hair Red NOW
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Real Girl Friends Will Play With Each Other’s Pussys When They Have Nothing to Do
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The 50 Hottest Outfits For Sluts In Sports
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Marrie Gyllenhaal Birthday Tits
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Some Blake Lively, Just Because
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Lindsay Lohan Fat Lips and Tits
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Giada De Laurentiis Has Hot Tits, Is Not Having Affair with John Mayer
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If This Photo Doesn’t Make You Want to go To Space Camp I Don’t Know What Will
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Gotta Love a Slut in a French Maid costume
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HAHAHAH GUYS GETS MASSIVE COCK TATTOED ON HIM WITH OUT KNOWING HAHAHAHAAH VIDEO
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Laurie Wallace Relaxes By the Pool
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Now This Chick is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Who Would You Rather? Keri Hilson Vs. Chanel Iman
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Topless Pizza Customers
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Tatiana is Just Plain Lovely
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Top 5: Most Famous Celebrity Upskirt Pics
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Man I’s Totally Bang Anna Paquin, Gap Tooth and All
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Battle Royale for Girl on Girl + Fucking Machines – VIDEO
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Katheryn Winnick Maxim Photoshoot – VIDEO
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A Bunchof Sluts at the Burlesque Premiere
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Big Damn Titties – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Christina Aguilera Looks Slutty while Getting Her Star on the Walk of Fame
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Wedding Entrance Fail – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Leona, Mila or Rose? Take Your Pic
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Denise Milani is Fluffy All Right
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The 10 Most Racist Food Items Ever
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Rhianna is Now Wearing Depends on Stage
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Get a Load of Erica Mena
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BONUS – HOT BITCH WHO TAKES HOT PICS AND WRITES ABOUT FUCKING
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2010

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I blame sobriety for my shitty day. You see this weeekend I decided to not drink to see what happens when you don’t drink. I have no alcohol money cuz my site’s been broken the last month and I can hardly pay the servers, so I figured, I wouldn’t spend the last of my money on drinks, to keep the site up another month.

I heard that alcohol withdrawal makes you hallucinate and all these other amazing things, so I figured why not get fucked up on the cheaps by not getting fucked up at all. It really just made me hate my life more than I already do and I debated jumping under a moving car….and the hallucinations were more just dumb dreams and the whole thing was a waste of effort.


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X-Tina Looks like She’s Grabbing Her Twat
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Rihanna Says FUCK YOU to Children Around the World!
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You May Not Know it Yet – But This is Gonna Be THe Next Big Thing
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Because It’s Not Like You Have Anything Better to Do
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Some Mila Kunis Hotness
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This Bitch Loves Sucking the Elephant Doll While Getting Slammed on Video Like a Little Whore.
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The Hottes Wives and Girlfriends of the NFL
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Kelly Osbourne Panty Upskirt
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Taylor Swift On stage No Longer Jail Bait But Looking Like Jailbait…of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel OMFG, FAP Worthy Bikini Pics
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Kendra Strips Down For Some Window Washers
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Jessica Simpson’s Hot Fat CHick Tits Getting Married
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Hilary Duff Shows Off In A C Thru Top
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Miley Cyrus Lookin Like a Teenaged Street Walker
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Elle Liberachi is Airbrushed to High Hell But I Could Really Care Less
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50 Awesome Pictures Make Monday Bearable
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Street Fight Fail
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Sebastian Bach Not Only Looks Like One of the Real Housewives of Orange County Without Her Face Paint on, He Fights Like One Too.
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Meet Jessica Vice
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Nothing Like a Fight on the Subway
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Aubrey and Michelle Get It On – VIDEO
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Top 5 Bizarre Sex Toys
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why is Kesha so Fucking Grubby and Disgusting
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Tongues and Pussies Just go Together
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Dont You Wish She Was Your Girlfriend?
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The women in Montreal Are Amazing, Hands Down
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Who DOESNT’T Want to Cook Their Chickin in a Toaster?!?!
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I Wanna Be all Over Marion Cottilard
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Granmd Has Lost Her Mind – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s Been Awhile Since We Had Some Shay
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Halle Berry’s Hottnes Shots
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck With Metallica
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Heidi Montag Mutant Face Just Because
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Scarlett Johansson is GQ’s Babe of the Year
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More Candice Swanepoel Sexiness From The 2010 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show
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2010

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what the highlight of my day was…my new friends on my free blackberry who send me pictures documenting how many fingers they can fit inside their vaginas, capping out at 5, knuckle deep….or the 9 girls who pretty much gang banged my dog, fully rubbing him down like he was a cock, molesting him in ways not even comparable to the way I was molesting them in my head….thanks Miley Cyrus for polluting my brain….but more importantly for polluting their brains…cuz 17 year olds were not that friendly, or in such short skirts showing off such lacy underwear when I was 17….not that it matters…it’s the weekend and it’s time for you to probably sit at home and do nothing…but I like to think you’ve got a little more substance and vagina than that…otherwise I’d be admitting that I write to a bunch of socially awkward losers everyday…when really I like to believe I write to a bunch of hot masturbating girls…who will need vibrators….

Good News – I Started My Own Sex Toy Store
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Taylor Momsen is Blaming Her Parents for Making Her Into Such a Little Whore
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The Latin Grammy Awards Has Spawned Our Friday Looking Good Sweetheart
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Huge Titty Slut is Fucking a Banana
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All the cool kids are wearing this….
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The 100 Worst Decisions in Sports History
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Nicki Minaj Covers Billboard: The First Lady Gaga Of Hip Hop
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VIDEO: Rihanna Performs On X-Factor In Italy –
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Kim Kardashian Joins The Umpa Lumpas
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Katy Perry is Horrible
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Because It doesn’t Get Much Better Than Rounding Off the Week With Cheap Whores
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You Are About to Fall In Love with Sara Jean Underwood
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Jasmine Dustin Panty Upskirt
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If It’s as Simple As Which One Do I Bang, It’s Keira Knightley
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Anything You Could Ever Want is All Right Here, Trust Me
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Candice Swanepoel Is Naked
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Lisalla Montenegro is the NewGirl I’m Stalking of the Day
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Super Sexy 24 Year Old Blonde can get in ANY Position she Wants – VIDEO
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day
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Wanna touch My Tits? Well, Do You?
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Lol Cat of the Day Starring Everyone’s Favorite Pussy, MARU! – VIDEO
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Sophie Strauss Has One Tight Body
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Now Here’s a Chick I’d Like to Be All Over
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Transsexual Streetfighting of the Day
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Nothing Like a Girl on Girl Orgy to End the Week Right
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Dita Von Tease Just Because
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Mmmmmmm Sunny Leone is Tasty
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Lindsay Lohan, Hell Hath Frozen Over
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Dump Your Girlfriend for Megan By Maxim
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There’s Something About Short Curvey Girls That Turn Me On in an Oompa Loompa Kinda Way
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Maggi Caruthers is Just Plain Gorgeous
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Sluts It Up as a Blonde
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That Angelina Slut From Jersey Shore Thinks Shes a Rapper Now – VIDEO
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Kristen Stewarts Shitty Lap Dance From Her New Movie
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Jenn Hilton on Video
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Kim Kardashian Bikini Cover
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2010

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I got a pretty serious lawyers letter about the Kat Dennings nude pics I posted and took off cuz I don’t like lawyer’s letters, even though I thought they should pay me for the publicity, since it was my first post about the bitch, leading me to believe she needed those sexting pics to get her ahead. It’s worked for so many slut before her….but at least we know that with lawyer’s letter comes truth and that means them titties were legit, so I hope you saved them for a later date before they get every site to remove them, cuz that’s what these people waste their time doing, even though we’ve already seen them.

I don’t think I had to comply legally, since I am in canada, but I also don’t need the headaches from some low level shit that won’t make me relevant if I got sued by her. I was going to fuck with them, tell them off, play around with the lawsuit, but figured let’s save that for when someone more important goes after me….

I just know that Sexting is amazing and that I just got a free Blackberry. so that we can SEXT…

Seriously. All I really care about in life is the idea of SEXTING. There’s no commitment, no AIDS, just all round good times in some self shot titty pics…Let’s SEXT by adding me to BBM 234F6524 …..

If you’re not into that you can also add me to FACEBOOK

In case you didn’t notice, I’m trying to connect with people….it’s my makin’ myself famous strategy that hasn’t worked too well to date.

Here are my stepLINKS

Fat Jessica Simpson is So Happy for Her Ex that She Ate Her Arm Off and Made Texan BBQ
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Okay You HAVE to Check Out This Vintage Picture of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey
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Because It’s Been a Long Fucking Day and It’s Not Over Yet
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I Don’t Know about You But I Am Feeling Kelly Brookes Nerd Cleavage
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It’s Twice the fun With These Sluts
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The 25 Most Naturally Beautiful Athletes In Sports and Yes, They Are Female
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Rihanna Ft. Drake – What’s My Name (Behind The Scenes) –
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This Should Be On Your XMAS LIST
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Heidi And Spencer, No End To Their Shame
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A Sizzling Ke$sha Heats Up In A Bikini
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I’m Trying To Look Up Christina Aquilera’s Skirt
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Candice Swanepoel Is Naked And Phucking Hot
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Husband is Proud of her Playboy Cover Cuz Playboy is the Only Reason He Married her Mutant chipmunk ass
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Top 10 Celebrity Hook Ups for 2010
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Like All Addicts – Lohan Likes her Coffee and I Like her USed up CUNT
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Lindsay Lohan Screaming at Her Dad Cuz She’s Crazy and Has Baggage I Want to FUck.
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Let’s Celebrate Demi Moores Birthday By Looking At Her Awesome Tits
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Ghetto Bitch Fight – VIDEO
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Gwenyth Paltrow Just Because, Well Why Not?
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Megan Fox Pube Flash Throwback
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Kara Tointon is Innocent But Naughty at the Same Time
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Angelina Jolie Seems to Have Less of that Junkie/Eating diorder Halo Around Her and IS Starting to Be Hot Again
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Lets All Thank Ellen For Generously Donating To Our Perverted Cause
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Ernest Borgnine-The Secret To Old Age – VIDEO
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A Little Hannah Hilton is Always Fine By Me
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Man Alicia Keys Can Look Alright When She Wants to and With the Help of Alot of Photoshop
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More From the Bad Girls Club Sluts – VIDEO
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Lexie Love and Keanie Lee are Worth Taking a Look At
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Top 10: Awesome & Weird Female Masturbation Scenes
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Billy Ray Cyrus’s Mullet and Some Other Sluts At the Country Music Awards
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Leighton Meister Because She is Everywhere This Week
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Nicole Grave is Fingering Her Pussy
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Marisa Miller is a Great Addition to Any Day
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Man I Love LA Women
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Some Taylor Swift For Good Measure
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Kelly is Busty and I Like It – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kanye West is Butt Burt Once Again About some Thing or Another
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Mmmmmmmmm Olivia Wilde
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Her and Her tits Have Talent – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Veronica in White Lingerie
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9 Haircuts That Parent’s Should Stop Giving Their Children
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Don’t Quit Your Day Job: TV Stars Who’ve Failed At Singing [Video]
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Scarlett Johansson’s New SNL Promo – VIDEO
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