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2008

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got back from the Sean Paul, Wyclef, Akon, Kardinal Offishal concert because the people running the Kardinal Offishall show decided to be nice enough to hook me up with 2 tickets and actually stuck to their word, something that never happens for me. That may not mean much to you, but no one ever gives me shit and I was happy to invite this hot 18 year old piece of ass I met at Starbucks to acompany me.

If you care, Wyclef stole the fuckin’ show, I had never seen someone rock a crowd so hard, Akon brought the trashy stripper looking bitches and made them all fuckin’ drippy as fuck because they all find him dreamy, so dreamy that I think the girl next to me actually got fuckin’ pregnant and the normal smell of weed you smell at a concert was heavily over-taken by the smell of wet wet pussy. I didn’t get laid, no one threw their bras or panties at me, but I got street cred and it felt like I am actually relevant so thanks to Kadinall Offishall for that self-esteem boost.

If you have no idea who Kardinall Offishall is, he’s the one rapping in that number 1 tune you’ve probably heard on the radio called Dangerous.

Either way, I am late on the links and here they are.

Watch a Whole Lot of Puking VIdeos
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Shauna Sand Bleeds Pure Elegance
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Some Video From Kim Kardashian’s Birthday That You Weren’t Invited To
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Some Slut Showing Off Her Tight Body
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Not Sure Who Jo Champa is, But Here Are Her Nipples
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Melanie Brown Pokies
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Messing with Drivers Ed Part 2
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Megan Fox Endorses FIJI Water Because She’s The Wettest Pussy Around…
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20 Greatest Celebrity Athlete Couples of All Time.
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Video of Hot Models in Thongs
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The Women of the 2008 Euro
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Brooke Hogan’s Shaved Pussy?
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Ali Lohan’s Teaches Us About Love…
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Marilyn Manson Gets His Wig Ripped Off and is Actually Bald and Runs Away Like a Scared Girl…This is Some Fascinating Shit I Cover Here….
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Trojan Slips a Cum Shot into an Ad
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Mary Kate Olsen Is Back in Rehab….
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Wal Mart Sells Funny Racist Kids Books
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Funny VIdeo of a Dude Fucking With a Telemarketer You’ve Probably Already Seen….
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Natasha Polevshchikova is Wearing Lingerie
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Porn, What is it Good For?
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Kelly Kayne – Stripper Pole Lessons
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Web Sluts Are The Only Sluts That Will Talk yo You, So Here They Are
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Find Girls To Fuck Because Dying a Virgin is Pretty Sad Dude
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How NOT to Fake a Heart Attack
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More Slip N Slide Fun
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a Bunch of Pre Knocked Up Gwen Stefani Pics
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Liz Vicious and Raven Riley
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Some Big Titted MILF from Phoenix
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Say Hello To Luba
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Let’s Hope This Ends in a Murder Suicide…
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The A-Rod and Vadge-onna Drama Continues
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Rhianna and Her Legs Are On Spanish Idol
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CoCo is All Kind of I Don’t Know What
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Striptease of the Day
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Horny fetish lesbians
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Drunk Girl Slams Her Head Against the Wall
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Redneck Water Slide
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Use This to Get Sex, Because We All Know You Ain’t Getting Shit in Terms of Pussy
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Darwin Award Dimwits
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The World’s Most Painful Dildo
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Uhhhh..Praise the Lord?
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Take a Tumble
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Sweet Sweet Demi
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The Golden Porsche
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Mrs. Brady Knows Best
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Japanese Earthworm Man is Actually a Robot
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Brigette Neilson is Getting a Full Body Tear Down
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Behind the Scenes of Tropic Thunder
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Mary-Kate Back to Rehab?
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A Nice Dose of Net Hotties
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All Access to BAnned Celebs Awaits You
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You Never Know Who is Watching
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Taser Your Friends With a Hacked Camera
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2008

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not a racist!!! This email proves it….

Hey Drunken Stepfather.

I really like your blog. I’ve been reading it regularly for like a year or something. So I remember when you were posting about how people were emailing you saying that you are racist against black people. But I’m black and I never really thought you were racist. Well now these jews wanna jump on the bandwagon. Don’t they know that the beauty of ur site is that you offend equally? They need to stop. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I don’t think you’re a racist.

So there, I am not a racist, brought to you directly from the horses mouth…..if I was racist, I wouldn’t have posted her email because I’d just be amazed that a non-human learned how to type to me, but instead I respect what she has to say and think she’s very lovely.

Here are my links:

Mariah Carey is Photoshopped Hard in her Bikini for Elle
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Guitar Hero Bikini Girl Video
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Jennifer Ellison Topless In Nuts
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The Tara Ried Grossness Tour 2008
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They Can Take Her Unborn Baby – But They Can’t Take Her Nipples
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The World’s BEST Boob Jobs
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Erik Estrada Got Jumped by a Midget on Camera
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Porn Stars That Would Make Movies Better:
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10 Dopest Kicks Ever Homies….
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100 Celebrities Arrested for Drugs….
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10 Hottest Lingerie Models
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Kate Hudson Sluttin’ It Up On The Tennis Court
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Liv Tyler is Topless in Denmark…..
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Celine Dion Bathing Suit Pics….
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A Couple Having Sex on the Roof
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Flavor Flav boned a girl in the bushes at age 6:
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Somaya Reece is in the Tub
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Freestyle Basketball
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Web Sluts That Are as Dependable As Your Mom, Who Is Also a Slut
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Prank Call Gone Bad Ends Up Being Hilarious
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Pretending Your Sister is Your Girlfriend is Pretty sick Dude
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Victoria’s Secret Backstage Shots
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And That’s Why Girls SHouldn’t Ride Bikes Off of Ramps
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Evenging Dress Strippers
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Tit Video Compilation
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Lucy Pinder’s 2009 Calendar is Complete
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Amy Reid Uber Glam NAKED as FUCK
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Name and Number Please
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Lohan Showing Off Her Lesbian Tits
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Paris Hilton Comes Up With the Worst Idea Ever
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Porn for Days
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6 Skirts Fighting the Wind at the British Grand Prix
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Some Israeli Model Gets Paparazzi-ed on the Beach in Her Bikini
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STDs on the Rise for Old Folks….
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Kanye West’s Daily Cry Baby Post From His Web Site
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Men’s Suit Ads…with a babe in lingerie being strangled:
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Cold War Cheerleader Showdown
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Day Shift Hooker Alert!
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Kate Moss is Single Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Help Finding Sex Today, Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand, But Not in The Masterbation Type of Way
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A Very Busty Marta
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Guy Falls Through Hole on a Bridge
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More of How to Make a Girl Cum
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A Drunk Redneck Beatdown is the Best Type of Beatdown There Is
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The Yankees Are Better Than You
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How To Lose a Baseball Contract in One Easy Step
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Miss Ghetto of the Year
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Beatrice Borromeo Bikini Pictures From Tuscany!
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Corey Haim is Still All Sorts of Fucked Up
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Cynthia Rodriguez Knows How To Play
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Shyla Jennings Dances on Webcam
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Italian Babe Monica Bellucci Does Elle France
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Michael Vick is Back in the News
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Extreme Prank from Venezuelan TV
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British Toddlers Are Racist
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Zlex Rodriguez Loves Strippers, So I Guess We Have that in Common
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Keeley Hazell is Naked in French Maxim
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Playboy Babe – Laura Croft
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Why Computers Were Invented
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Spycam Bathroom Fun
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Big Boobs Give You the Best Point of View
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Hack Digital Pics and Send Secret Messages
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2008

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife busted out the photoalbum this weekend to show me a glimpse of her past that I never really knew, because I am too self absorbed to care. She complained about me not giving her any attention, so I figured it was the least I could do to get her off my back.

When she started going through vacation pics from the 90s with her first husband and father of my stepdaughters, I saw that in every picture of him, dude had herpes all over his fucking mouth. Now, I never caught herpes from my wife, that I know of, mainly because I try to fuck her unless I have to and that usually happens when she pretty much rapes me and spikes my drink with viagra, and I assume she only busts a move when the coast is fucking clear, because when I asked her if she ever made out with him in that condition, she said yes and when I asked if he ever went down on her in that condition, she said yes, so when I asked her if she had herpes….she said yes.

t was great fucking news because it means I can now avoid her vagina all together and blame her for not telling me the truth when we first met around 10 years ago instead of conveniently not telling me until this past weekend. The lies that built the foundation of our union are working out in my favor and it’s time for a celebration. So here are my links….

Sluts Are As Good a Way As Any to Start Off Your Week
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Mischa Barton is the Topless Face of Some Ghetto Panty Company
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Vida Guerra Malibu Party
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Marisa Miller Leaves Little to the Imagination in this Months GQ
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Megan Fox is Now New and Improved Because She Dumped Brian-Austin Green
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Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Pokies
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Glen Miller Sucks
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The 10 Hottest Bottle Blowjob Videos
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5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads
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Hayden Panettiere in Her Most Fuckable Postions Ever
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Pam Anderson Sluts Out for Her 41st Birthday of the Day
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Kanye West is Crying Again About Something or Another
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Use This to Get Sex, Because Getting Sex is Awesome and Something You Know Very Little About
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Drunk Redneck Gets His Ass Kicked and then Crys
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drink Tequila
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Find Girls to Fuck, BecauseIt’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Moron Showing Off Crashes his Motorcycle
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Meet the Lovely Audrey
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Teen Lisa Enjoys The Sun
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Hot Blonde with a Great Rack. Nuff Said
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Lookin’ Good Half Naked
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Nicole Richie Possibly Thrown Out Of Club
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The Sluts from the Hills Celebrate the 4th of July
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Madonna Stole and Brainwashed Alex Rodriguez, Says Wife
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn Out There, From a Guy Who Does Nothing But Watch Porn
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Gorgeous Brunette Jaime Hammer
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Girl Cracks Head on Pavement
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Dani Woodword Gallery
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Gemma Garrett – Bikini Pics From Spain
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Least Shocking News Item of the Day. Seriously
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The Girls of the Island of Ivory
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Public Access Dance
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Ruby Knox at Home
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Halle Berry is Photo Shooting
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Aniston Misses Jolie Feud, Starts Fight with Kimbo Stewart
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Fireworks Alarm Clock
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Tara Reid is Looking Rougher By the Day
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Oprah and Gayelle Take On Italy With Their Big Lesbian TIts and Stomachs…
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And Now, The Best Bikini Ever Made
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Stripper Sluts Get It On in Public
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Pick Handcuff Locks Next Time You Get Arrested
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Some Groping on the Chinese Subway
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JASMIN ST CLAIRE HAS ONE SUPER-FINE ASS … AND SHE WANTS TO RIDE YOU LIKE
A HARLEY DAVIDSON!
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Poll of the Day – Who Do You Wanna Fuck
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Top 10 Hip Hop Vixens
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Genital Mutilation Ad – Because It’s Not Just For Africa Anymore
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Wimbeldon’s Winner Rafael Nada’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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The Mini Me Sex Tape Star Reveals Some Intimate and Creepy Details of their Sex Life
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Details of the First Gyno Vagina Spa
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Naked Chick Squatting
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Asian Vagina
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Some Big Natural Tits and Their Vaginas
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Some Fetish Lookin’ Nudity
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Naked Asian Tits and Porn
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Some Chick Posing Sexy in What Looks Like an Amateur Photoshoot
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Some Hot Black Ass and Big Ol Nippled Tits….
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Public Sex Club Let’s You Live Vicariously Through Real Exhibitionists
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BONUS – THESE GIRLS ARE DRUNK AND EASY IF YOU’RE IN ED HARDY
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2008

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

“Judaism isn’t a race it’s a religion”

I always thought that you were an asshole, but kind of one of those quite intelligent assholes whose spelling, punctuation and grammar are still pretty good, you know? But this quote shows that you’re actually a dumb asshole. Judaism is a race. It’s what the people of Judah were called. Judah being an Israelite tribe. Some Jews (most? I don’t know) follow the national Jewish religion of the same name.

So calling Jewish girls ugly isn’t just anti-religious, its also racist.

Also, good joke about sending nudes. Haven’t heard that one before. Throw in a few about how mothers have busted vaginas or virgins getting laid, and you’ve got the full, tediously predictable Drunken Stepfather package.

My response:

Thanks for the email! It’s a real gas. Kinda like the Holocaust.

I am a firm believer when you dig your own grave, there’s no harm in diggin’ it deeper and deepr and deeper and deeper….. truth is some of my people are Jews.

Sluts to Help You Start Your Weekend The Best Way You Can
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The Classiest Piece of Pussy at the Party
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Half Pipe Face Plant
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Some Eastern European Named Susana Wants You to Get Off Your Fat Ass
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Lohan is 22 and Really, Really Gay
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Oksana Andersson Topless
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Crappy 4th of July
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Hayden Panettiere Close Up Pussy Shot
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Mandy Moore’s TIts FIght The Wind
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The 10 Hottest Topless Sunbathing Movie Scenes
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Who Would You Rather Do Because America is Awesome Edition…
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Hulk Hogan is Stalking Linda Logan
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Faceplant Off Swing
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Sam’s Butt Rocket
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How an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab
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Thongs and Wet T-Shirts
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Tiffani Amber Fresh Face of Playboy
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Nice Amateur Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Cindy Brady is Wasted
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Fun With Triplets
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Celebratory Hand Job
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Herika Noronha Gallery
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The Top Ten Best Boobs in Hollywood
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Miley Cyrus Wants to Be Like Madonna
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Mandy Moore Post-Breakup Shopping
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Madonna Hates Guy Ritchie
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Christina Applegate’s Boyfriend Found Dead
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Fireworks Versus Man
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Some Wrestling Dude Named Tommy Dreamer’s Wife Showing Her Pussy
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Spanish Babe Barbie Griffin
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Use This and Get Laid
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Some Selena Spice For You Virgin Ass
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Party Chick Gets Groped
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HD Glasses
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Solange Knowles Has Some Major Man-Face Issues
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Lee Celebrates the 4th of July By Getting Naked
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Live Vicariously Through These Club Sluts
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Krystal Forscutt in Zoo
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Crackheads Need Food Too
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Adriana Lima is Amused
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Got Ass?
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The World’s Wheeliest Wheelie
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McDonald’s in Japan
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Playboy Babe – Stephanie Martin
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Sluts That Make Staying At Home Alone Not So Bad
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Spy Cam in the Lounge
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Make a Bomb With Toilet Cleaner
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Fuck Team Five Brings Out the Fun in Team Work
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2008

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My computer’s been running like shit – so I was hoping to get it fixed. I went to the computer store by my house and the motherfucker’s wouldn’t let me talk to a tech because I don’t grasp this geek shit and I need my computer to post my daily smut, they wanted me to keep it overnight – I told them to fuck themselves and decided to go to the coffee shop to scope out teenage girls, but instead got stuck behind some dude with one of those throat cancer robot things in his neck, now dude having that shit was gross enough, but he decides since everyone’s already lookin’ at his cancerous neck in disgust, he’ll take shit up a notch and take it out and start playing with the fucking thing. I was going to throw up, but contained myself because that’s just the kind of guy I am. Either way, I am sure other shit went down that was more interesting to write but I can’t think of anything but that shit in dude’s neck and posting these links. The plan for the night is to celebrate Lohan’s birthday with her, only I wasn’t invited to the party, so maybe I’ll just use my wife as a trampoline.

Here are my links:

Web Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts, As Far As I’m Concerned
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Prank Call to Religous Call-In Show
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Britney and Adnan Are Aligning Fucking Again
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage . Maybe Her Gay Boyfriend Knocked Her Up
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Her name is Busty Hart and she’s crushes things with her tits on America’s Got Talent, This is the Video
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Jade Jagger Squats To Take a Public Pee
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Jennifer Garner’s Got Some Bigger Tits
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Is She a Cougar or Not?
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Best 10 Moments of Celebrities Playing Sports…
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Rating 5 Famous Female Bloggers
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Rachel Hunter Got Fat
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Hey Everybody! Asses!
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Find Girls To Fuck, What Else Do YOu Have Panned Tonight?
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Go-Kart Crash
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Gianne Albertoni Agua de Coco is Wearing a Swimsuit
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How to Get a New Car Without Paying For It
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Jordan’s Backyard Fun
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Black Angelica All Dolled Up
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20 Minutes of Lesbian Licking
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Pete Wentz is At Least Partly Homo
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Bring It On the Locker Room Scene
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Now THAT’S What I call Talent
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Local Bar Calls Out Linda Hogan
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Shannen Doherty Moves Back to 90210?
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Sluts at the Shot at Love Wrap Party
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Rose Mc Gowen Got Dumped and Isn’t Good Enough to Be in Good Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn You’ll See All Day
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Stephen Baldwin Threatens to Leave America if Obama is Elected – Because He’s a Racist – Unfortunately For Him – No One Cares
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Alisha King is a Tigress
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Christie Brinkley’s Future Ex Husband Spends 3000 Dollars a Month on Internet Porn and Other Good Things…Check it Out
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Taylor Twins vs. Next Door Nikki
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Spy Cam Bust
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Science Fair Projects That Are Good For a Laugh
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Amazing Electric Chair Prank
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Check Your Surroundings
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Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People
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I Dunno Who Cassie is But She is Full Bangable
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Tila Tequila And Her Cleavage
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Angel Dark in the Shower
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This Will Help Even You Get Laid. Fact.
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Here’s the Finale From a Shot at Love With Tila Tequila
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Some Kim Kardahian Ass, In Case You Forgot What It Looks Like
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Norwegian + Brazilian = Monica Hansen
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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon already on the Rocks, And Not The Shiny Ones and Not The Ones That Get You High
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Some China MAn Does a Magic Trick That I Don’t Really Understand
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Messing With Driving Instructors
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Turn a Hot Chick Into a Geek
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Cyber Sex is Better Than the No Sex You Get Right Now, Right?
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Kate Moss’ Ass Over Noho
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Candice Michelle Lesbian Sex in the Bathtub
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Sexy classy blonde on stairs
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Stripper Dykes Do It Right
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Swet Auditions Give You a Look a Porn Behind the Scenes
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Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn
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Ed Harris is a Tough Guy
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Make a Giant Mushroom Cloud Explosion
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BONUS – Two Parts of Jessica, Some Nude Model on Shot By Kern – Mexico City –

Part 1 –
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Part 2
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Wife is Naked and Skinny
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Some Girl Trying As Hrd As She Can To Be a Sexy, Tacky, Playboy Slut
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Some Slut Posing in Barely Any Clothes
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Some Dude’s Got a TIed Up Girl Fantasy
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Sluts:
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2008

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a gambling addiction, I never had one before, but after losing my shirt in high stakes monopoly, I have decided to join my fellow french men and elderly and asians and hit up the local Casino the last 2 days. It’s all part of my retirement plan and so far my low stakes 25 cent horse race betting has lost me 40 dollars, which may not sound like much to you but is like 4000 dollars to the average person. I spent about 24 hours there in the last 50 hours, I haven’t slept much and I am already craving to go but have no money to get me there so instead I decided to post my links, so you better like them because I feel like I am making sacrifices for you by putting them up.

Did You Feel The Earth Shaking This Morning?
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Really Big Boobs Talking
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Quantum of Solace : Teaser Trailer
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Lucy Pinder Topless in Some Magazine Because I Was Too UnInterested to Post It
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Suzanne Somers Panty Flash
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Check Out Some Scientology Tits
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The 10 Funiest Moments in Midget History
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KIds Give Their Grandmother a Dildo for Her Birthday
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Hot and Professional Internet “Actresses” Make Your Day Better…. By Getting You Off
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Madonna is with A-Rod – Who Cares….
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Yamila Diaz-Rahi Wants to Show You Her Lingerie
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Alison Angel is All Laid Out
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Back in ’83
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Drunken Leprechaun
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Michael Jackson and Akon Collaborate on This Song that Just Hit
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Do It Yourself Sex Change Weirdness
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Kinky Sex….
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MILF of the Day
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Some Escort Company Uses Erotic Chickens to Get Business
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Porn You Know You Can Count On
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Black Chicks Are My New Thing and Here’s Why
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Cameron Teases on the Web Cam
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Movies Made Sexy
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The New York Subway Sign Gets Pranked
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TERRI RUNNELS IS THE HOTTEST MILF IN THE WORLD
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Watermelon’s Increase Iibido Which Explains the Birth Rate in the Projects
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Run When You’re Dizzy
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Girlies Have a Mud Fight
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Amy Winehouse’s Husband Juts Keeps Proving He’s a Class Act
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The Sexiest Wood You Can Find
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Lingerie Dance Off
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Frozen Taco Bell Prank
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Teen Web Cam Striptease
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Not Too Sure What’s Happening on the Set of Rhianna’s New Video
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Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen Making a Pop Song
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Excellent Amateur Set
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Madonn’s Cobwebbed Vagina May Have Found It’s Next Victim
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Daniela Cicarelli is Looking Good
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Japanese Ump Gets Leveled
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You Need All The Help You Can Get
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Lanny Barbie Says Happy Canada Day
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Hot chick getting the massage mouse
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Big Mouth Bitch
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Heather Vandeven in Black Lingerie
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Ashley Simpson Clevage Throwback
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Kate Beckinsale Is Really Really Horny
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Praise the Lord! Eddie Murphey Wants to Retire
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Will Smith’s Hancock May Be the Worst Movie Ever
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Chick Has Fun in Her Room
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Eva Longoria Needed a Rest
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The Month of June in Bikinis
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Gianne Albertoni is a Slut
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Why Are All the British Magazines So Amazing
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My Kind of Office
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Prank a Friend With an Exploding Mouse Trap
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Arika oiling up her impressive rack
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French Fisting is Everything You WOuld Hope It Is
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Who Remembers Masturbating to Daisy Fuentes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Tits in Her Underwear…..
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Some Homemade Porn Videos
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Some Party Girls Getting Nice and Crazy
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Party Girls Alway Put Out are Worth Getting Punched by a Bouncer
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BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – MILEY SINGING HER NEW SONG BADLY WHILE ACTING RETARDED WITH HER UGLY FACE IN HER NEW LOW BUDGET VIDEO

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2008

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I played high stakes monopoly the other day with a group of Jewish dudes I know, who probably saw me as easy money, because I guess my smell of stale booze and begging to borrow money from them every time I see them isn’t really the sing of a budding real estate tycoon. The truth is I don’t know why I agreed to play, because up until the other day, I found board games embarrassing and something board people in the suburbs do, but I guess I put my pride aside and chose to neglect the fact that I feel like a total asshole sitting around a board with homies just to waste time, and came up with the buy in.

Either way, I ended up losing hard and advise you to never bet on board games. I also advise you to click my links.

Tera Patrick Interview and Gallery for You To Remember The Glory Days…
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Sienna Miller’s Vagina Has Been Around the Block and Back
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Catch Phrase Blooper Makes for Game Show Goodtimes
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Miranda Kerr is Topless In Men’s Style Magazine
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Pam Anderson Hates Jessica Simpson, and I Hate Them Both
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Maria Sharapova Camle Toe
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A Football to the Head Always Makes me Smile
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How to Torment Telemarketers
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Korean Pop’s Hottest Chicks
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Cash Machine Con May Make You Money
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Top 10 Hottest Tits in Gameshow History
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Jessica Biel Blogs About Her Penis….
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The Best Celebrity Book Titles Ever
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The Girls of the Euro 2008
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Web Sluts Help You Cure the Monday Blues
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Not Sure What’s Happening Here…Help Me Out
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Snake in a Bed
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Pussy Cat Dolls Gallery
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A World Where Skaters Always Land Their Tricks is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Lovely Ann Takes a Bath
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Your Dream Babe Elitta
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Find Girls to Fuck and Make Life Worth Living
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Amateur Mondays Makes Mondays Better
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Whores Put on Fashion Shows on the Streets on Madrid
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Beer Pong Table Crash
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Nereida Gallardo is Wearing a Bikini
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Megan Fox Bans Brunettes From The Transformer Sequel
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Spencer Made $50K Off Of Mary-Kate In High School
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Petra Nemcova Short Dress
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Striptease of the Day
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TORY LANE Gallery
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Elisabetta Gregoraci & Her Sugar Daddy Husband Flavio Briatore
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Asians Do Car Washes Right
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Use This to Get Sex the Easy
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Grandma Got a Dildo For Her Birthday
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Miami Hotties in a Club Where They Don’t Let People Like You and I
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Anne Hatheway Most Probably Tattled on Her Criminal Boyfriend
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LiLo’s Half Sis–Figment of Daddy’s Attention-Seeking Imagination?
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Professor Splash Breaks Record for Shallow Diving
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Model Falls to Her Death in Possible Suicide
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‘Naked Cowboy’ can sue makers of M&Ms
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“I Want My Mom Right Now”
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Web Sluts Who Get the Job Done
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On The Job Pussy Play
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The Girls Next Door Naked Photoshoot Outtakes…
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Some Indian Pornstar Named Priya Rai
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2008

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is some French person festival in this city today, it is a time for French people to unite and celebrate all things french, like poverty, chain smoking, drinking and having illegitimate children all while hating english people. I decided to go to the frenchest of bars in hopes of finding some willing sluts to come back to my hotel room, and by hotel room I mean the back alley, to see some tits. Instead, I got spat on and got drinks thrown on me because I can’t speak french. I felt like a black in the south, a Jew in the Nazi Germany and despite getting wastede, It wasn’t as amazing a celebration as I thought it would be – but here are my links for you because they are an amazing celebration. Cuddles.


Let’s Watch George Carlin’s “7 Words” Together
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The 2 Corey’s Were Most Probably Molested by Michael Jackson
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Trailer for the NEw Joy Division Documentary
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Daisy de la Hoya is…Uhhhh….Hmmmm Could be a Whore But is Probably a Man
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I Don’t Want to Alarm Anyone Here, But Jennifer Lopez is a Huge Fucking Bitch
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Britney Spears’ Udders Have some Pokies
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The Best Cover of Bob Marley’s Buffalo Soldier EVER!
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The 10 Best Local TV Ads
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Boob Grabbing History
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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstong Public Display of Fucking
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Janet Jackson’s Sexy History:
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Liv Tyler Looking Hot for Once
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Have an Affair at Work the Proper Way
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Slag has Fun on Camera with Her New Toy
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Dancin’ Round the World
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Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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Get Laid, It’s The Right Thing to Do
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Garbage Shoot Yeeehaw!!
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot in Black and White
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Now THAT’S How You Steal a Purse!
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Jenny Nickol is a Hot Piece
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Jessica Simpson Would Like to Clear Something
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Amy Winehouse Battling Emphysema from Smokin Too Much Crack
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How Would You Spend 164 Millio Dollars?
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Make Use of your Works Speedy Internet Connection to the FULLEST
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Kelly Rowland Took an HIV Test For Charity. Or Maybe Cause She Thinks She Hads AIDS
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Jennifer Aniston is Holding on to John Mayer for Dear Life
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Photoshop Award of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Yana Cova gets busty with her toy
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Getting Sex via a Helping Hand That Isn’t You Own
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Football Sluts Are The Only Good Part of Football
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I Am Never Taking an Elevator Ever Again
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Let’s Live Viacariously….
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And That’s Why You Don’t Have Sex With a Drunk Trick
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Hitler Could Sing, Who Knew?
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Olivia Wilde is Tasty
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Linda Hogan is Dumb As Shit
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Mischa Marton Topless Throwback
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Cali Logan Looks Sexy in Glasses
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Funny Viral Called How To Become a Pornstar That I May Have Already Linked But It’s Funny Enough to Link Again
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Some Pornstar Who Drank A Little Too Much Funniness
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Really Weird Public Sex Video
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Jamie Lynn Spears is a Genius
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Larry Birkhead Wants the Memory of Anna Nicole to Live On via Her Underpants
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Awesome Beatboxer
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Megan Fox is Amazing
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Web Cunts to Make Your Day Better
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Dirty Orientals is the Best Buffet Money Can Buy
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Office Play Makes for Big Fun
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Shows Off Her Vagina
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Some Emo Chick Shows Off Her Tits
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Some Girls on Spring Break Flash Their Tits
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BONUS: Club Sluts the Only Way You’ll Ever Get to Experience Them. Loser
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2008

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a tranny in daylight, while sitting on the streets doing nothing with some dude I met in a donut shop and we were checking out girls together. It’s what you do when you have no money and no place to go. One fake titty bitch walked by with her huge fake tits and the dude I was with started freaking out, it was pretty disgusting crackwhore lookin’ mess but I let it slide, some people like the cheaper version of Pam Andersion. I told the dude to check out this mess with these broad shoulders who was walking towards us. I could tell she was in the tightest mini skirt ever, but when she got closer, I saw penis definition, looked at her face and saw an Adam’s apple. Now I don’t know about you, but when I see dick definition in a tight miniskirt, and an Adam’s Apple, I get pretty turned the fuck off, but the dude I was with started freaking out at this dude dressed like a chick like she was fuckin’ Michael Jackson and her was some Girl about to get trampled at a concert in ’88 in Japan. No matter how much I tried, I couldn’t convince he dude that we just saw a tranny, but I know we did and I don’t have a picture to prove it – but I do have these links:

Some Classy Girls Who Won’t Say No….
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Nicole Richie Looks All Sorts of Not Hot at Some Event I Didn’t Bothing toGet the Name Of
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Fantasy Football, Redefined
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Danielle Lloyd Hot Cleavage
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Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Should Just Start Their Own Magazine Like Oprah, But with Tits
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China Chow is Topless
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Whoose Boobs the Bikini Edition
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Ten Hottest Female Golfers.
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Megan Good is The Hottest Video Vixen Ever
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Granny Gets Her Rave On
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Some Busty Slags From Myspace
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Japanese How To Let’s You Know If You’re a Prostitute or Not
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Tyra Banks is an Idiot, But Here’s Some Good Photos of Her From When She Used to Be Seen and Not Heard
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Bulls versus Humans
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Pania Rose is Just Plain Sexy
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Using this Will Make Getting Sex Easy
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Amy Winehouse is Pretty Much Dying
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How To: Dance Like Michael Jackson
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Ingrid Coronado Knows How to Show Off
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Denise Van Outen is in Her Bikini
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Rachel Bilson and Her Short Dress Go Shopping
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Some Nip Slips in Bond Movies
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Some Porn Star Named Alexis Amore Guest Bartending at a Bar in Cali….
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The Best Shit At Harriet Carter This Week….Amazing.
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Some Jean Company is Copying American Apparely and Showing Ass in their Ads…
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O-Face or Tyra Show Face
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Some Google Chat Left Open in the School Library about Hookin’ Up for Head
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Pictures of Austrian WOmen Streak to Victory in a Topless Match
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How-To that will help you get laid at a wedding.
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Cuffing The Chicks At Hooters Car Wash
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Environmentally Friendly Beer Pong
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Watch the Hilary CLinton Pillow Fight VIdeo
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The Hottest Female Reporter on the Planet
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Some Bathroom Art
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Alba Hated Working With Mike Myers because he’s a Bigger Cunt than She is (pre-pregnancy, post pregnancy cunt is on a whole other level )
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The Gold State Warriors Girls in Some Personal Pictures
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Dustin Brown from the NHL Shows His Hockey Stick..
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Hilary Duff Just Did Pilates
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Drunk Girl Rants Like an Idiot
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Huge Tire Versus Kid
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Can’t Be a Virgin Forever
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400 Pound Girl Wins Fight No Problem
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In Honor of the EURO CUP, Here’s Some Naked Bitches Playing Futbol
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Zdenka Podkapova is on the Rocks
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Aladdin and Princess Jasmine Call it Quits
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Jewy While Shopping
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The Best Porn You Can Find on the Net
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!!!KNIGHT RIDERS KITT WAS FOR SALE AND I MISSED IT!!!!
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Aveena Lee Strips Down for the Camera
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Now That’s What I Call an Ass
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Mom Caught Masterbating

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Bai Ling is Just Plain Fucking Weird
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More Japanese Weirdness
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Play With Your Food
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Corina in the Flowers
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Angelina Boob Slip Throwback
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PLAY NES THROUGH FIREFOX!!!
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Matthew McConaughey Gets a Good Load on in Nicaragua
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Hanoi Traffic Timelapse
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Gay Zombies Are Rising from the Dead
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David Letterman Owns Spencer Pratt and It Is the Best Shit Ever
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Sluts That Are Worth Talking To, Because They Get Naked
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Office Lady Masterbation
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Latina Movie Club is Everything You Want From Ladies South of the Border
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl and Her Nasty Dumpy Ass
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Some Fat Chick Shows Off her Big Fat Tits and Pussy
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Some Black Chick Shows Some Nipple
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Some Asian Chick and Her Self Shot Pics
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Montreal Sluts at Places I Never Bother to Go
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2008

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve had some bad internet luck the last couple days and I am trying to sort it out but it’s not working out too well for me. What is working out for me is that people still hate me despite my absence from the internet and are sending me hateful messages. Here’s one I got today.

YOU ARE MEAN. YOU ARE SICK. YOU ARE VULGAR. YOU ARE CRAZY. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU BLAME ONE CHILD FOR ACCIDENTLY KILLING ANOTHER? THIS COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE AND THIS CHILD IS A GOOD PERSON WHO IS A GOOD STUDENT, A GOOD FAMILY MEMBER, A WITNESS FOR THE LORD (THAT YOU NEED, BUT HATE). CAN YOU?

IMAGINE HAVING TO LIVE WITH SUCH AN ACCIDENT? i GUESS WHO HAVE NO INSIGHT INTO REAL LIFE WHATSOEVER. YOU ARE THE CRUELEST AND MEANEST IDIOT I HAVE EVER HEARD. THERE IS A PLACE FOR ALL OF US AFTER DEATH, BUT YOURS WILL BE DOWNWARD, NOT UPWARD. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD SAY THE CRUEL AND IGNORANT THINGS YOU SAID.

GO GET HELP WITH YOUR LIFE. LEAVE OTHERS ALONE.

My response:

Are you trying to get me all horny on the computer again using your smutty dirty God talk again? I have no idea what you are talking about but am thinking about all the dirty things I could do to your vagina while God watches. We could make him his very own porno cuz it’s pretty obvious he’s down with voyeurism, otherwise he wouldn’t follow me to the bathroom everytime I shit or threaten to pass judgement on my readers who are constantly masturbating in shame, the way God likes it.

I once asked a girl if I could judge her masturbating and she slapped me across the face. She was a whore, but not the good kind ov whore who would take money in exchange for me judging her masturbate, let’s just hope you won’t be so abrasive when I ask to judge you in action. I guess none of this matters. Send nudes because I am convinced you are fat otherwise you’d be out having fun and not sitting at home emailing me smut. You little minx. With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The Sluts Next Door Are At War!!
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The Hulk’s Debora Nascimento shows you What’s What
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Marisa Miller Puts the Twins on Display
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Anne Hathaway is Single
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Porn Slut Mary Cary has a Nipples Slip
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Play The Celebrity Photohunt!
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The Greatest Sports Riots Caught On Video:
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Heidi Klum Lookin’ Like Shit on the Red Carpet
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Top 10 Hottest Videos of Drunk Chicks Making Out
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Some Broad Doing Parkour That Is Pretty Amazing
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Some Sister Feeds Her Little Brother Something Special
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New Megan Fox Photos
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The Veronica’s Are a Female Band Worth Liking on Looks Alone
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12 Shots Later
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How To: Use A Cock Ring So You Last for then 20 Seconds
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Miranda Kerr Pretends to Be a Catalogue Model
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Yet Another Hot Chick Playing with the Wii Fit in Her Underwear
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Now That’s an Alex Trebek I can Relate To
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Maids At Your Service
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Teen Alexa Strips Down
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Sharing is Caring
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A Good Collection of Japanese Pranks
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Man Loves Giant Cheeto; Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Brazilian model and Victoriaís Secret Angel Izabel Goulart Puts Most Women to Shame
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Ring Hereos Sexy Ring Sluts Make Cage Fighting Less Gay
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Rhianna and Her Legs Went Out For Dinner
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Nude Streaker Scores
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Charlize Theron Looks All Kinds of Hot at Some Premiere for a Movie She Just Made
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It Will Take More Than a Puppy to Make You Look Cutr Darling
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Kelly Ripa is Kind of Looking Half Decent
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Remember Those Hippies Kanye Pissed Off At the Festival? Here’s Some of the Aftermath
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Enough Porn To Keep Your Hands Busy All Day
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Bianca Has the Kind of Rack You Only See In Your Dreams. Or In Her Gallery
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Some Work Out Slut Who is Pretty Hott
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Real Girls Hate Peta
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Babe Appraiser Would Be the Best Job Ever
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I Asked If You Could Fuck a Song – What Would it Be….They Answered
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Sunny Leone Video
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Christina Milian Hot Dress Throwback
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Christina DeRosa is Hotness
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I Think Ameria Wins This Face Off Because I Love Her, But You Decide
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Tara Reid is Still Sleazy
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Miley Cyrus…blah blah….Topless Shoot…blah blah
Here’s Some More Pics of Her Jailbait Ass
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Nikki Sanderson = Boners All Over
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Jodie Marsh Tits Throwback
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Shamron Moore is Better Seen and Not Heard
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The Hottest Sluts on the Net
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Office Play Makes Working Fun
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A Nice Self-Shot Collection
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Vanessa Hudgens New Song is Terrible, But At Least She Looks Good in the Video
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Porn REVIEWS:

MILF Movie Club MAkes MILF Hunting Worth It
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Spring Break Fantasy
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Nebraska Coeds
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Drunken Holes
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SUPPORT MY ADVERTISERS AND IN TURN – SUPPORT ME

Use This To Get Laid, and Make Mom Proud
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Happiness is Merely a Click Away
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because You Comic Collection Can Only Do So Much For You
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BONUS:

Some Montreal Slits That Are Most Probably Underage and Therefore Totally Your Thing. Perv
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Looking Good Sweetheart:
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