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2008

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got stuck in the backseat of a broken down car in the middle of nowhere for the last 10 hours because I agreed to go with a friend to the middle of nowhere because he was going to score some internet pussy he’s been talking to for a while and he sold her well, telling me about her oral fixation and love for dick, and I had nothing better to do and figured it’s be funny to watch pan out.

What I didn’t realize when I agreed to this was that we were going that far away, or that that I was just being used as entertainment for the 3 hour drive each way and that I wasn’t going to be part of the scoring internet chicks plan. When we got to our destination dude left me waiting, when I asked if I could come in, dude said that would be weird, so instead I decided to try napping, tried listening to the radio, thought about trying to jerk off and eventually contemplated suicide and realized I had to get the fuck out of there and back to civilization.

The fact we were driving a total of 6 hours for this asshole to get laid was pretty stupid, the fact that dude spent time 4 hours with a girl he was just going to bang, lead me to believe he was getting caught and falling in love, otherwise it would have just been an in and out job, so I had to put an end to things and drag him out by his feet if I had to.

That’s when I realized she was 400 lbs and I realized it was good time to address that her “oral fixation” dude was so hung up on, was probabyl not for dick but for donuts, like every girl who tells me they have an oral fixation, never actually has an oral sex fixation, they just like fucking cookies or smoking cigarettes and sucking on random things, the whole night was a total fucking bust because my homie couldn’t even bang her in the end because she was on her period, not that that would stop me, but her gut would, and he just gets uncomfortable around blood, he was also pretty pissed off about her false marketing, at least that what he says, but still managed to leave me in the car for 4 hours I will never get back and that I’ll never know exactly what went down when he was inside her shitty trailer park home…

Either way, I am tired, I made the time to get the links up, so click them.

Amazing Pasties Fashion Show with Lots of Topless Sluts in their Decorative Pasties….
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Mariah Carey Dresses Like a 12 Year Old With Fatty Tits and a Mid-Driff
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The Halo Kid Will Never Get Pussy…
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Tila Tequila’s Got Some Crazy Cleavage
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Batman Got Arrested!!!
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The 20 Sexiest Blondes
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The Andy Dick Trial Video
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Lohan is a Sweaty Little Slut
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Purple Man Goes Up Against The Trunk – Weirdness…
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Whoose Got The Best Nerdy Tits
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Top 10 Videos of Girls Beating Up Guys
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Models With Comic Sex Fetishes
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50 Hottest Golfers of All Time
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Hayden Panettiere Looks Good For a 35 Year Old
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Phil Anselmo is on a Strict Regiment
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Ohhhhhh Natalie Martinez!!
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Bacon Versus Health
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The Best Porn In These Parts
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Samurai Sword Demo is Nearly Fatal
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Wife with a Gun Prank
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Find Girls to Fuck, And Stoping Spending Money on Real Dolls
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There Girls Play Dance Dance Revoloution in Hot Pants And It’s Pretty Amazing
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Skinhead Girls Beat Up Classmates
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Texas Twins
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Sexy Roxette in Black Lingerie
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Quiana Grant is All Types of Sexy
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This Trailer For The Hills Makes ME Want to Fly to Los Angelese, Strap a Bomb to My Chest, and Blow That Fucking Place to the Sky
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Selena Gomes is 16 and One More Year Closer to Being Legal
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I’m Pretty Sure This is Illegal, But Jusdge For Yourself
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Us This to Get Sex, It Will Help, I Swear!!
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Big GAy Al is a Ladie’s Man
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Awesome Prank Call to Some Religious Call in Show
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Hitchhiker Pranks Scares The Shit Out of Some Kid
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Sandy Summers Adorable Blonde
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Shooting Web Cam Babe
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Strip Searched By a Security Guard
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Women Versus Gate
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Remember Allison Stoke, The Hot Track and Field Girl?
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Nice Collection of Random Hotties
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Battle of the Bitches
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Now THIS is a VLOG!
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Vegas Hotties Make You Temperature Rise
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Aubrey O’Day Shows Off Her Oral Skills
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Rhianna’s New Video Will Give You Boners
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I Am Not a Hero, Nor Can I Play Guitar
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The Ball Girls in Tennis Are Fully Bangable
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I Hope Heidi and Spencer Die When They Visit Iraq
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Shay Laren is Tasty
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Playboy Babe Kayla Collins
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Behind the Scenes is ALWAYS More Interesting
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Make a Semi Auto Rubber Band Gun With Chopsticks
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BMW Uses a 15 Year Old Girl To Sell Used Cars…To Drive to Canada in…Because 14 is Legal Here….
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Trannies Don’t Like Kentucky Fried Chicken…s
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Her Name is Mary Elizabeth Winstead and She’s a Dancing Slut in Her New Movie…Here are Some Stills….
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How to Lose Friends and Alienate People
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Some Slut From the UK Named Peaches Has a Drug Overdose
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Some USC Chick Shows Off Her Huge Tits…
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Some Pussy Cat Audition Pictures
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The Omarosa And Wendy Fight Video
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Ronaldo is Not Straight
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Mom Makes a Nude Booty Shake VIdeo With Her Kids in the Room
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Here are the Rest of Her Nude Pics
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Some Black Chick Masturbating Her Pierced Box Video and Other Pics
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A Whole Lot o Slutty Inked Up Girls
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Some Sheer Panties and Titties on a Black Chick
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Let’s Celebrate the Joys of the Digital Camera
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2008

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I really screwed up, as I tend to do. I’ve been planning this sobriety fitness kick so that I can move to LA and become famous and fit in with the skinny people who eat egg whites and feel like their being so bad and going off their diet by asking for a touch of cheese on the shit or by drinking a light low carb beer, but realize that even if I moved to LA, I wouldn’t be able to afford to live, I wouldn’t be able to get work, and I wouldn’t be sleeping with Lindsay Lohan because she’s into pussy now, so I take that failure to drinking, something I like to think I am really good at, but the problem with being good at it is that I don’t remember anything because of it. Being good at drinking is really only about having a strong stomach that doesn’t get sick and let’s you go all night, something both myself and the people I met probably wish didn’t happen this weekend, but I like to consider it success because it’s the only thing I can do right.

I have flashbacks of fighting with an Italian girl who got me kicked out of a bar, of hanging out in a hotel room and getting busted by security who take their lives too seriously as if a fucking noise complaint is a fucking murder suicide scene, of meeting a Lawyer who I stuck by because I felt safe despite him being drunker and more abrasive than me and who I made write Lawyers letters on napkins in the club that demanded the girls at the table cease and desist wearing panties, but they didn’t fall for it. You’d think they’d take a man in a suit seriously, even if that suit was covered in vomit.

Either way, here are my links…there’s a lot cuz I was too lazy and hungover to post today.

They Strip, You Watch, It’s Easy For Even a Retard Like You
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Amy Winehouse Loves Her Husband So Much That She Didn’t Bother To Show Up For His COurt Date Where He was Sentenced to 27 More Months in Jail
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Sexy Asian Car Wash VIdeo
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Trisha Stratus and Her Giant Titties…
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Jennifer Tilly’s Got Some Rockin’ Tits
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Nicole Vaidisova Thick Cameltoe And See Through Thong Shot Showing off Her Estrogen Patch
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Some Guys Surf a River in France
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Imogen Thomas is Soapy at the Car Wash
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Sex Tape Edition
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Halle Berry’s Tit in a See Through Shirt
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Anna Lynne McCord Nipple Slip
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10 Hottest Videos of Girls With Big Boobs Jumping Rope
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Hot Sluts Doing the Dance, Dance Revolution
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Emma Frain’s Topless Wii Fit Video
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There’s Something Fishy About This French Lesson, But I can’t Put My Finger On It
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Another Video Clip From Step Brothers
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Porn. Porn? Porn!
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Some Bitch Who Had Too Much at a Concert is Laughworthy
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Jessica Simpson Got Booed At Some Country Music Event, Because Everyone Hates Her
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Natalie Martinez Gallery (No Relation)
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because If You Think Masterbating is Sex, You Are Wrong
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And That’s Why You Don’t Mess With a Girl Holding a Glass Bottle
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Some Hot Pole Vaulting Ass
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Tennis Pro Ashley Harkleroad Naked in Playboy
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Here’s A Whole Lot of Action from the 2008 Love Parade
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Britney Spears in a Cum Stained Dress
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Kim Kardashian’s Family On Family Feud Preview…Warning, Clicking This Link Will Make NBC Lots of Money and WIll Make Me No Money….
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Kendra Wilkinson Parties in Cabo in Her BikinI Without the Other Heffner Whores – Cuz They Banished Her from the Bedroom
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Shopping ith Lenka
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Nice Amateur Set
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Jessica Gomes is All Kinds of Sexy
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If There is an A-Rod and Madonna Sex Tape, It Is the Most Disgusting Thing Ever
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Bar Rafaeli is Tasty
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Mariah Carey Driving Nick Cannon into the Poor House
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Jodie Marsh is a Fashion Icon
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Getting Sex Just Got a WHole Lot Easier
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Hungry? Try some AYDS
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Angelica Uses Her Toy For Her Pleasure
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Chick Fight!
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TV Camera Man Spys on Couple
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When Celebs Were Young
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Ronni and Gizelle Play Strip Pool
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Sean Connery is a Good Father
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Britney Spears Kind of Cleans Up for Some Event
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Who Gives a Fuck
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A Collection of Full Court Basketball Shots
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Mini-Me Talks Sex Tape
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Porn Star Janine Lindemulder in In Taxxx Bust
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Do You What’s Happening is YOUR office?
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Double You Gas Milage and Stick It to the Man
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Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

An Asian Girl with a Dick in Hand
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A French Girl and Her Topless Personal Pics
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Some Dude’s Latina Foot Fetish Weirdness
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A Man and His Penis
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2008

19

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I got free tickets to see Judd Apatow doing a stand up show for the Montreal Just For Laughs festival. It was the only show I went to because I try to keep stand up comedy to the bare fucking minimum. For the most part I don’t laugh and if I do, it’s usually to how bad the dude is and when I do, I’m always the only one laughing because it’s inbetween his jokes, but I figured since the exit strategy for this site is to make movies so that I can live the life of luxury and own a pool that I can float in a drink cocktails in, while hookers walk around me naked and don’t point at laugh at how my bikini bottoms make me look like a lady, so I thought seeing the new biggest thing in in comedy movies in live action would inspire, but it didn’t. I guess if I was a real hustler, I’d give him my card, or if I was a real hustler, I’d have cards, but I just assume dude already knows the site, because I’m just that important in Hollywood, so important that I took a piss next to the dumpster of a ghetto restaurant last night and shit smelled like home to me….

Either way, dude may be good at writing, or hiring writers to make mainstream comedy, but he fucking sucks on stage. He made a whole lot of dick, fart and jerking off jokes that weren’t funny, but in all fairness to Apatow, he is a Jew and that’s just what Jews and 15 year old boys find funny. He went on to talk about his 10 year olds breasts, his 5 year old making her pussy talk while asking to meet his dick, and that just made wasn’t funny to me because my wife makes her pussy talk everytime she’s horny and everytime I think about that shit I feel like less of a man. Not to mention, 5 year old genitals meeting their father’s genitals is not something I find funny, if anything it makes me want to call Child Protection to investigate the Apatow home. The only time it’s okay to make reference to a kids genitals, is when it’s an adjective to describe how tight a girl you just fucked is to your friends, or to describe how well endowed I am not.

Then he introduced the socially awkward asian girl from Knocked Up and she was still socially awkward and not funny, but had an guitar sang stupid autistic songs that people liked, but just made me remember laughing at this retarded kid who went to my school. I bullied him for about a year because he was the only person less popular that me because walked with a limp and looked like a science experiment and couldn’t formulate a sentence and I just assumed he didn’t know what was going on and even if he did he couldn’t tell on me, until one day I realized that he was just bangng his head against the wall and drooling all over the lunch table as a cry for attention and I wasn’t going to feed into his little retard scheme.

Then a dude in his briefs came out with an Asian who played the doctor in Knocked Up and started some stupid rap shit that I knew was going to suck because the second anyone gets on stage in briefs you know they are trying to get a cheap laugh and distract you from the serious lack of substance.

Then Seth Rogan came on and started talking about farting and jerking off, probably something he came up with while working with Apatow on all his movies that made them rich. I can only assume their research for a script takes place at a slumber party of 15 year old boys, or Jew summer camp, because that’s pretty much the level comedy the were droppin’. Leading me to believe that Hollywood is about nepotism and who you know, and what seems like well put together talent and well structured comedy is all a fuckin’ scam and the people behind the shit are the con artists who trick us into thinking they are good, with their fancy cars and because we see them on scrreen. There was no talent in the fucking room, just a bunch of assholes on stage for a bunch of bigger assholes who thought the assholes on stage were important.

Luckily this British dude from Saving Sarah Silverman saved Judd Apatow’s comedy show with some obscure grammatically correct intelligent jokes about the Queen, homeless men being scabby good luck charms because you give them money for karma points and sex. British people always pull through with their jokes and my advice to Apatow is to use that guy as much as he fucking can, because maybe he’ll help save a career that should soon be ending if this was a glimpse into what’s to come.

The highlight of the night was almost when a couple of fat girls were getting their pictures taken with Seth in the back of the venue and I yelled out to him to touch tongues with them and he kinda just shuddered in disgust, but then I found the festival wrap party that I somehow managed to walk into, I’m guessing they thought anyone who looked like me had to be a comedian, because I look that much like a joke, and shit was open bar. I kept drinking until about 5 am, double fisting the entire time, talking shit to random people, pissing people off and making a black friend with a camera for about a minute before my hot 18 year old chaperone told me it was time to go.

I am hungover, my review didn’t give how bad it was justice, I feel like I’d hate on it more passionately if I wasn’t shaking in withdrawal.

Here are my links….

LA Girls Confirm Once Again That I Hate Montreal
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Khloe Karsahian Went to Jail And Is Expected to Fuck Many Men Up The Ass….
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Step Brothers Sneak Peak
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Sandy Moelling Panty Upskirt In Concert
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Some Hot Milf Tits
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Salma Hayek’s Big Tits Are Free
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Spoon Prank is Good Times
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Guess the Celebrity Side Boob
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Maria Sharapova’s Cameltoe Collection
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10 Batman Movie Topless Scenes
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Lohan the Popsicle Lookin’ Lesbian is Cunt and I Hate Her.
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Self Keg Stand Goes Wrong
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Some Little Breakdancer is Crazy
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Spend Your Weekend Doing Something Worthwhile
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Mariah Carey’s Crazy Cleavage in a See Through Dress With Her Personal Assistant
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I Can’t Even Aim My Pee in the Toilet, So How They Are Doing This is Beyond Me
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And Now, The Coolest Name For a Child EVER!
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Pictures from a Naked Wedding…
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Best Hotels to Have an Affair in When Your So Rich It’s Not Called Having an Affair, It’s Called The Wallet Fucking Wife Isn’t Doing It For Me That the Prenup is So Solid She Won’t Get a Cent and Never Leave Me So I Do What I Want….
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Crazy Kid Rides the Tope of a School Bus
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15 People Crammed into a Smart Car
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Drunken Slap Fight Ends In Knockout
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Evening Dress Strippers
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Veronika De Souza Naughty Captain
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The Best Porn to Keep You Busy Over the Weekend
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And Now, Some Big Ol’ Tits…
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La Pequeña As The Subway Stripper!
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Dying a Virgin is Pretty Lame Dude
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Bobby Conn is Amazing and The American Idols Don’t Got Shit On Him
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Hilarious T-Shirts to Get Arrested In
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Liv Tyler Picking Her Vagina
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Mischa Barton Looks Kind of Alright At The Hugo Boss Fashion Show
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Gavin Rossdale’s Bastard Daughter is Totally Bangable
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Ashley Simpson Will Most Likely Ruin Her Vagina on Halloween
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If JLO is Gonna Compete in a Triatholon, Then I am Sober and My Penis is Fully Functioning
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Awesome Amateur Shots
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Use This to Get Sex and Cut Down Those Pesky Carple Tunnel Hospital Bills
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Ebony Beauty Deserea Malone
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Two Girls Holding Hands Get Run Over
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Jello Pussy is Probably Your Thing, Perv
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Sexy on the Streets
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Jodie Marsh and Her Huge Tits at the OK! Magazine Party
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Marketa Pechova and Zuzana Drabinova are Foreign and Hot
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Angelique Boyer = Boners
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Celebrity Boob Showdown: Chesty At ESPYs Edition
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Kelly Brook takes her boobs for a walk
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Things Are Looking Up
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Bicycle Ballerina is Pretty Awesome
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Google Mapes Catches Cheating Girlfriend
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Playboy Babe – Crystal Stevens
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Who Knew There Was So Much Happening in the Denny’s Bathroom
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Outwit The Carnies When the Carnival Comes Through Town
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl Spreading Her Pussy….
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Some Black Chick – Shitting On Dem Haters….
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2008

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Dark Knight is hitting theaters tomorrow and people everywhere are going fucking crazy for the shit, so I decided to do some investigative reporting and hit up people who may have some insight on the movie because I am all about getting exclusive content. So I interviewed someone close to Heath Ledger, here it is:


So you’re from the same city as Heath Ledger right ?

Yes.


You ever meet him?

No


Did you go to the same High School as him?

No.


Do you know his family?

No


Not even cousins or second cousins or friends of friends?

Nope.


Do you know where he grew up or lived?

No


You ever go to the same bars as him?

I don’t drink


So I guess you don’t go to the same drug dealers as him either

Definitely not.


Do you know any girls he’s banged?

Not really, some girl I met claimed she sucked him off, but it was a few years ago and she could have been lying.


Are you going to see Dark Knight?

What’s that?


His new movie. The one that gave him nightmares and lead him to sleeping pills. Everyone’s making a huge deal out of it and saying he’s going to win an Oscar…

How can he win an Oscar if he’s dead.

Here are my links.

Poor Desperate Addicted Girls Are Fuckin’ Easy
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Shreveport Police Department Has some ‘Splainin’ To Do
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Bad Racer Had Better Learn His Lesson
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Dawn Jaro is Worth Staining Your Shirt With Your Sperm….Since It’s The Only Thing That Doesn’t Refuse It….
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Miley Cyrus is a Slut Still….
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Winnipeg Blue Bombers Cheerleaders Racy Pics
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The Claw Game CANNOT Be Beaten
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Some Intoxicated Tits
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Spanish Pop Star Winner Natalia that You Might Want To Give a Prize from Your Testicles To….
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Designer Uses Women’s Pussy For a Lamp
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Some Vanessa MInnillo Legs
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Marisa Miller Isn’t that Hot But She’s Got Some Tits for Vans
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Gayest Van Damme Pictures Ever
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10 Best SNL Jeopardy Skits of All Time
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Some Hollyoaks Star Topless Round 2
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A Man in Spain Lights His Girlfriend’s Vagina on Fire
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Does the Human Barbie Doll Turn You On
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Some More of the Canadian Cheerleaders Get Slutty in Some Personal Pics
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Denver Broncos Cheerleaders in Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Bar Rafaeli on the Cover of Heeb Magazine
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Bollywood Bitches Are Some of the Hottest Around, and Here is More Proof
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Kirsten Dunst Likes it Durty
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Take Off the Towel!!
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Pissed Off/Pissed On
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Real Dolls Won’t Hug You Back
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iPhone Nerd Strikes Back!!
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Adriana Lima at an Event Showing off Her Engagement Ring…
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Bitch Got Knocked the Fuck Out!!
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CUM ON EILEEN
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Crissy Moran is in Danger
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Brush Up the Bum
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Megan Fox Dares You to Dar Her to Get Naked
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot at Some Vans Event
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Ronnie Wood is Going to Rehab, Because That’s What Rock Stars Do
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Puddle Almost Kills Small Child! HaHa!
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Striptease of the Day
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Use This to Get Sex, and Stop Lying About How Much Ass You Get
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Bridget in the Shower
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Wannabe Weight Lifter = Fail
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Fuck Squirting, This Bitch is a Firehose
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Sasha Gray is a Teen Slut
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Jaime Hammer Gets Wet
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Gyulai Viktoria Does FHM Hungary
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WTF Happened to Little Kim?
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And I Thought My Water Was Dirty
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Nuts Babes Gets Naked
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Playboy Babe – Mandy Marie Michaels
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LA Hotties Worth Going Down South For
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Let’s Make Popsicles with Jenna Jameson
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Here’s Some Burt and Ernie Rap
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Young Girls Trying to Be Sexy
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Some Collection of Young Sluts
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2008

16

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am a little emotional right now. I feel rejected and inadequate. I can’t really focus on writing anything because all the great things I was going to write about just got lost in my head because I am so distraught. A telemarketer just called me, she sounded hot and I embraced the one phone call I’ve got this week and wanted to make it count. I was ready to rock that little whore because I thought she had no choice but to talk to me, since she was getting paid and wanted to make more money. She started pitching me on carpet cleaning and I kept trying to divert her attention to her pussy so that we could really get down to business and she wasn’t having it.

When she asked if I wanted my carpet washed, I told her I wanted to wash her carpet, when I cut her off and asked her if she liked my voice and if it made her feel sexy, she ignored me and went back to the pitch. I kept it going for as long as I could, I had her filling out forms because I thought the idea of closing a sale would bring out the prostitute in her, but when I admitted that I don’t have a carpet, she just hung up on me. No thanks for the good times, no goodbye, just dial tone. I feel used.

Here are my links.

New York Hotties Have Some Fun
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Hot Chick Belly Dancing Video
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Miranda Kerr is a Wallet Fucker
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Beautiful Losers
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Heidi Montag’s Fake Repulican Tits Match her Fake Repulican Lie of a Life
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Pam Anderson’s Pussy Eating Lunch
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Andy Dick Sexually Harrasses Underage Girls Proper….
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The All New SAW
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10 Hottest Female Athlete Bikini Photoshoots
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Hayden Panettiere is Showing Off Her Muscular Tits
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Sexy White Trash
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Rihanna’s Hot Tits Bouncing Around On Stage…
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Hayden Panettiere’s New Music VIdeo….
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The Best Stripped Ever
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Some Kate Hudson Gallery
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Jessica Alba and Her STD
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Nicky Hiltons Legs At Some Event
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Avril Lavigne and Her Mic are Like Porn…Really Bad Porn…
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Michael Jordan’s Cuban Model Pussy
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Beckham Fight in Pictures….
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Some Batman Dark Knight Leaked Clip You’ll Like
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American Apparel’s Sleaziest Amateur Porn Ad
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Lohan Walking Around in a Tight T-Shirt Showing Off Her Dyke Tits
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The Best of Harriet Carter
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This Will Help You Get Sex and Sex Will Make You Feel Good
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No Moe Fake Trick Shots
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Celebrity Muppet Lookalikes
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Tranny Shoplifter Beatdown
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Andy Dick Got Arrested, Because His Is Amazing
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Kari Sweets Does Her Laundry
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Aneta Keys Has Some Alone Time
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Dirty Teen Girl
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Lying About How Much Sex You Get is Pretty Gay
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Insert Obvious Joke Here
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Blindfolded Pool Playing Prank
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Miley Cyrus Licks Alot
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It’s a Trap!
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Hayden Panty-Airs Actually Doesn’t Look Like a Linebacker for Once
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Striptease of the Day
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Bussty Lesbians Playing Outdoors
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The Best Porn on the Net, Period
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Dude Pulls Out a Gun
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Paola Rey Takes Its Off
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I Don’t Know Who Joumana Kidd is, But She Looks Tasty
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Michelle Bass is Stripped Down
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And Now, the Best Car Ever
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More Prison Dancer Fun
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All Work and No Play….
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Toilet Splash Prank as Told By a Porn Star
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Ehhh… What is She Talking About?
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Natalie Cole Has Hep C
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Paris Hilton Tried to Bone Ronaldo because She’s So Madly in Love With the Good Charlotte Sister….He Rejected Her.
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Young Chicks Topless Pics…
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Tiny Ass is Better than Big Ass Wouldn’t You Agree
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This is Entertaining….
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2008

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My quest for sobriety has come taken a small detour and I blame the bottle of vodka I just finished. I was asked by someone the other night at 4 am, how I manage to write blogs while wasted when they have a hard enough time just checking myspace/facebook, I asked them if they’ve ever read my site, because I haven’t, but assume it’s some pretty messy shit to struggle through, part of the reason I have 5 readers.

I guess the more you drink the less you care when I get back on my sobriety kick, in the next 6-8 years, maybe I’ll be amazed with how much I’ve done drunk in my life, like driving my neighbor’s car to the local park to pretend to masturbate hoping to get caught so that I don’t have to go back home to my shitty life and can enjoy free livin’ in prison.

Either way


add me to facebook, I want 1,000,000 friends.
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Now here are my links and they are all amazing, so watch out.

Your Monday Slut Fix
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Can’t A Bitch Enter A Peen Sucking Contest Without Getting Arrested?!
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Extreme Duck Hunt
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God Damn Alyssa Milano is Fine
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More Paris Hilton Pregnacy Rumors…Disgusting…
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Sandy Moelling Panty Upskirt In Concert
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Is Anyone as Excited for Dark Night As I Am?
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Which Drunk Tits do you Choose…
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The Best in Celebrity Nipple Slips
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Jessica Simpson Spreads Her Legs Open for You
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The 10 Greatest Wardrobe Malfunctions of All Time
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Big Tits Talking
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The Ten Hottest French Women Of All Time
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The History of Nereida, Ronaldo’s Recently Dumped Hot, Topless Girlfriend
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Rube Goldberg Cocktail Creator
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Kathy Lee Ruins the Best Invention Ever, Because She is Disgusting
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Kelly Brooke in Latex
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Wanna Be Shaq Wants to Jump Over an Escalade
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Some Squared Jawed Actress and her Nice Round TIts
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Melanie Brown and Her Brown Baby TIts…
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Phoebe Prices Mom Is Her Only Fan Because She Has No Choice
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Ashley Tisdale Kind of Looks Like a Hot Secretary and Except for the Hot Part….
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Jay-Z Ordered Watermelon Shaped Breasts for Obvious Reasons
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Some Vagina Wax Ad
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Things That Must Die
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Salma Hayek And Her Big Tits and the Thing That Sucks Them
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Angelina Jolie’s Lawyers Bought Her Kids Some URLs
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Her Name is Jennifer Korbin and You Will Want to Fuck Her
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Are you “THAT” Guy?
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Extreme Makeover Homeless Edition
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Nasty Army Dyke
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Some Chick, Her Tits and A Vagina
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The Greatest Office Prank EVER!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Will It Blend? – The iPhone 3G
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It’s All in a Days Work for This Drunken Soccer Ref
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Skateboarder Smackdown
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Abby Winters Backstage Fun
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Carli Banks Follow the Arrow
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I Decide Whether This Bitch is Hot or Not, But she’s Showing Her Meat, So Whatever
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Striptease of the Day
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Horny Brunette Angelica Heart
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Asian Girl BEatdown
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Sexy Sandy Summers
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Celebrity Bar Fight!!!
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Janice Dickinson Is an Angel from Heaven
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If You Can’t Beat Em, Join Em!
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CSI: Scooby Doo
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Khloe Kardashian is Going to Jail
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Bullet Stopped By Teens Braces
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Korean Baseball Brawl
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Ana Ivanovic Looking Hot In French FHM Magazine
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Los Angeles Hot Slut of the Day
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2008

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was in a public bathroom at some busy place today and while peeing, saw two guys, who were seemingly straight, although a little too fit to not have seen each other naked at the gym walk into the stall together. All the urinals were taken and there was a bit of a line-up, but you’d think one of them could have just waited for someone else to finish instead of going in together as buddies, because unless they were peeing at the same time, it made no logical sense.

I originally thought they were going to do blow but I didn’t hear sniffing, just a whole lot of giggles and talking. It was something I’d expect from chciks at a club, or maybe dudes hiding from a crazed gunman, but something in the middle of the day at a mall from a couple normal looking dudes. It was weird, but not as weird as some of my links…

A-Rod’s Wife is a Fucking Tank And Has Bigger Arms Than Any Dude I Know….I Wonder How Big the Cock Is….
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Too $hort Live at Opera
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Jaime Hammer Puts the Hammer Down in Her Bikini
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Lindsay Lohan Flash Her Vadge in Cannes, But Only Now Do the Pics Surface
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Oksana Anderson is Topless
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Pregnant Shoe Store Prank
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More Pictures of Miley Cyrus’ Suckin Cock Faces
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Famous People Who Have Taken a Bullet
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Kelly Ripa’s Whoring Out For Charity and I Like It
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The Best Places Porn Was Ever Filmed
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Hottest Celebrity Boob Bouncing Videos….
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Jessica Alba is Still Fuckable With Her Big Milk FIlled Tits
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Some Online Video of a Hot Chick in Panties and a Jersey Ruined By a Couple Losers.
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Emma Frain Topless Wii Fit Hula Hoop Video
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The Coolest Crime Ever…
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Some Guy MadeOut with Kristen Dunst; Most Probabaly Has STD of Some Sort Now
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Josie Maran Hotness
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More Porn Than You Can Shake Your Stick At
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Human Mirror is Probably Fun to Watch is You Are Stoned
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Web Sluts You Know You Can Count On, Because Web Sluts Never Say No
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because Carple Tunnel in Your Wrists COuld Very Well Ruin Your Pathetic Life
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Chainsaw Maid Will Make You Smile
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A Vintage Meg Ryan Gallery
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Kid on a Trampoline Gets Knocked Out by an Ass
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Ghost Sex Sells High End Furniture
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America’s Got Talent is Mainstream Porn…Watch This Crazy Contorionist Perform With Her Bow and Arrow in Slut Gear
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Amy Winehouse Period SHorts Match Her Period Stained Hand…
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Who is the Hottest Naked Chick in Front of Her Computer
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A Collection of Videos of Hot Girls Reading
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Mr Testis is the San Fermin Festival Mascot and He’s Got a Huge Dick – Watch It’s Funny
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Christina Aguilera and Her Big TIts and STD Want You to Rock The Vote
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Topless Tennis Special
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Jessie Jackson Has Some S’plainin to Do
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Some Little Fat Iraqi Kid Rules the War Torn Streets
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Some Big Breasted Asian Mom Breast Feeding Video of the Day
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Stacy Silver and a Mirror
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Ninja Roller Skates
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Pam Anderson, Do All All a Favor and Shut Your Mouth
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Amateur in Pink
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Worst Body Slam Ever
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More Miley Cyrus
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This Will Help You Get Sex, and Sex Will Help You Feel Good
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Jessica Biel Looks Like a Chick for Once
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X-Tina is Addicted to Lip Gloss, Probably Cause She Likes to Leave Rainbows on Jordan Bratman’s Cock
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Madonna and Britney Spears To Do Bondage on TV
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Striptease of the Day
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Jasmine Rouge Plays With Her Dildo
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Sexy Italian Sluts Bring on the Bitchiness
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Lichelle Marie Takes It Off
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Let’s Remember How Hto Stacy Dash is Together
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Leah is in Braids and Her Underpants
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Candela Ferro Does H Para Hombres Magazine
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Dudes are Using Vasectomies So They Can Fuck Random Sluts Without Fear….
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Some Exclusive Pics of Sluts at Some Eddie Murphey Movie Premiere
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Dogs in France are Fucking Stupid
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UK Cops Get Out of Hand (or “Out of Pocket”, at those Limeys say)
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Jaba the Hut Takes a Boat Ride
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Eve Wyrwal topless in CKM Magazine
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My Big Breasts and Me
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Tara Reid In Her Natural State: Legs Wide Open
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The Best Kind of Office if the One Where Broads Masterbate Secretly
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Why Should You Convert a Fixie Bike? Find Out Here!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Redheaded Ex’s Vagina
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Some Black Girl”s Secret Box That Shoulda Been Left a Secret…
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Some Girl’s Underwear Pictures…For Some Band….
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Some Girls Posing in their Underwear and Geting Naked…
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The Gayest Photobucket Album of All Time
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Flash for Adults Combines Games and Porno Just For You
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2008

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got back from the Sean Paul, Wyclef, Akon, Kardinal Offishal concert because the people running the Kardinal Offishall show decided to be nice enough to hook me up with 2 tickets and actually stuck to their word, something that never happens for me. That may not mean much to you, but no one ever gives me shit and I was happy to invite this hot 18 year old piece of ass I met at Starbucks to acompany me.

If you care, Wyclef stole the fuckin’ show, I had never seen someone rock a crowd so hard, Akon brought the trashy stripper looking bitches and made them all fuckin’ drippy as fuck because they all find him dreamy, so dreamy that I think the girl next to me actually got fuckin’ pregnant and the normal smell of weed you smell at a concert was heavily over-taken by the smell of wet wet pussy. I didn’t get laid, no one threw their bras or panties at me, but I got street cred and it felt like I am actually relevant so thanks to Kadinall Offishall for that self-esteem boost.

If you have no idea who Kardinall Offishall is, he’s the one rapping in that number 1 tune you’ve probably heard on the radio called Dangerous.

Either way, I am late on the links and here they are.

Watch a Whole Lot of Puking VIdeos
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Shauna Sand Bleeds Pure Elegance
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Some Video From Kim Kardashian’s Birthday That You Weren’t Invited To
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Some Slut Showing Off Her Tight Body
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Not Sure Who Jo Champa is, But Here Are Her Nipples
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Melanie Brown Pokies
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Messing with Drivers Ed Part 2
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Megan Fox Endorses FIJI Water Because She’s The Wettest Pussy Around…
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20 Greatest Celebrity Athlete Couples of All Time.
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Video of Hot Models in Thongs
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The Women of the 2008 Euro
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Brooke Hogan’s Shaved Pussy?
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Ali Lohan’s Teaches Us About Love…
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Marilyn Manson Gets His Wig Ripped Off and is Actually Bald and Runs Away Like a Scared Girl…This is Some Fascinating Shit I Cover Here….
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Trojan Slips a Cum Shot into an Ad
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Mary Kate Olsen Is Back in Rehab….
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Wal Mart Sells Funny Racist Kids Books
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Funny VIdeo of a Dude Fucking With a Telemarketer You’ve Probably Already Seen….
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Natasha Polevshchikova is Wearing Lingerie
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Porn, What is it Good For?
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Kelly Kayne – Stripper Pole Lessons
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Web Sluts Are The Only Sluts That Will Talk yo You, So Here They Are
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Find Girls To Fuck Because Dying a Virgin is Pretty Sad Dude
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How NOT to Fake a Heart Attack
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More Slip N Slide Fun
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a Bunch of Pre Knocked Up Gwen Stefani Pics
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Liz Vicious and Raven Riley
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Some Big Titted MILF from Phoenix
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Say Hello To Luba
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Let’s Hope This Ends in a Murder Suicide…
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The A-Rod and Vadge-onna Drama Continues
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Rhianna and Her Legs Are On Spanish Idol
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CoCo is All Kind of I Don’t Know What
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Striptease of the Day
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Horny fetish lesbians
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Drunk Girl Slams Her Head Against the Wall
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Redneck Water Slide
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Use This to Get Sex, Because We All Know You Ain’t Getting Shit in Terms of Pussy
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Darwin Award Dimwits
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The World’s Most Painful Dildo
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Uhhhh..Praise the Lord?
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Take a Tumble
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Sweet Sweet Demi
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The Golden Porsche
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Mrs. Brady Knows Best
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Japanese Earthworm Man is Actually a Robot
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Brigette Neilson is Getting a Full Body Tear Down
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Behind the Scenes of Tropic Thunder
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Mary-Kate Back to Rehab?
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A Nice Dose of Net Hotties
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All Access to BAnned Celebs Awaits You
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You Never Know Who is Watching
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Taser Your Friends With a Hacked Camera
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2008

09

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am not a racist!!! This email proves it….

Hey Drunken Stepfather.

I really like your blog. I’ve been reading it regularly for like a year or something. So I remember when you were posting about how people were emailing you saying that you are racist against black people. But I’m black and I never really thought you were racist. Well now these jews wanna jump on the bandwagon. Don’t they know that the beauty of ur site is that you offend equally? They need to stop. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that I don’t think you’re a racist.

So there, I am not a racist, brought to you directly from the horses mouth…..if I was racist, I wouldn’t have posted her email because I’d just be amazed that a non-human learned how to type to me, but instead I respect what she has to say and think she’s very lovely.

Here are my links:

Mariah Carey is Photoshopped Hard in her Bikini for Elle
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Guitar Hero Bikini Girl Video
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Jennifer Ellison Topless In Nuts
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The Tara Ried Grossness Tour 2008
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They Can Take Her Unborn Baby – But They Can’t Take Her Nipples
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The World’s BEST Boob Jobs
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Erik Estrada Got Jumped by a Midget on Camera
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Porn Stars That Would Make Movies Better:
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10 Dopest Kicks Ever Homies….
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100 Celebrities Arrested for Drugs….
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10 Hottest Lingerie Models
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Kate Hudson Sluttin’ It Up On The Tennis Court
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Liv Tyler is Topless in Denmark…..
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Celine Dion Bathing Suit Pics….
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A Couple Having Sex on the Roof
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Flavor Flav boned a girl in the bushes at age 6:
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Somaya Reece is in the Tub
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Freestyle Basketball
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Web Sluts That Are as Dependable As Your Mom, Who Is Also a Slut
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Prank Call Gone Bad Ends Up Being Hilarious
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Pretending Your Sister is Your Girlfriend is Pretty sick Dude
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Victoria’s Secret Backstage Shots
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And That’s Why Girls SHouldn’t Ride Bikes Off of Ramps
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Evenging Dress Strippers
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Italy’s Channel 5 Bombshell Newscaster Tit Video Compilation
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Lucy Pinder’s 2009 Calendar is Complete
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Amy Reid Uber Glam NAKED as FUCK
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Name and Number Please
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Lohan Showing Off Her Lesbian Tits
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Paris Hilton Comes Up With the Worst Idea Ever
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Porn for Days
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6 Skirts Fighting the Wind at the British Grand Prix
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Some Israeli Model Gets Paparazzi-ed on the Beach in Her Bikini
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STDs on the Rise for Old Folks….
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Kanye West’s Daily Cry Baby Post From His Web Site
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Men’s Suit Ads…with a babe in lingerie being strangled:
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Cold War Cheerleader Showdown
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Day Shift Hooker Alert!
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Kate Moss is Single Again
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Striptease of the Day
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Get Help Finding Sex Today, Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand, But Not in The Masterbation Type of Way
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A Very Busty Marta
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Guy Falls Through Hole on a Bridge
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More of How to Make a Girl Cum
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A Drunk Redneck Beatdown is the Best Type of Beatdown There Is
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The Yankees Are Better Than You
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How To Lose a Baseball Contract in One Easy Step
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Miss Ghetto of the Year
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Beatrice Borromeo Bikini Pictures From Tuscany!
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Corey Haim is Still All Sorts of Fucked Up
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Cynthia Rodriguez Knows How To Play
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Shyla Jennings Dances on Webcam
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Italian Babe Monica Bellucci Does Elle France
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Michael Vick is Back in the News
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Extreme Prank from Venezuelan TV
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British Toddlers Are Racist
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Zlex Rodriguez Loves Strippers, So I Guess We Have that in Common
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Keeley Hazell is Naked in French Maxim
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Playboy Babe – Laura Croft
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Why Computers Were Invented
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Spycam Bathroom Fun
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Big Boobs Give You the Best Point of View
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Hack Digital Pics and Send Secret Messages
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2008

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife busted out the photoalbum this weekend to show me a glimpse of her past that I never really knew, because I am too self absorbed to care. She complained about me not giving her any attention, so I figured it was the least I could do to get her off my back.

When she started going through vacation pics from the 90s with her first husband and father of my stepdaughters, I saw that in every picture of him, dude had herpes all over his fucking mouth. Now, I never caught herpes from my wife, that I know of, mainly because I try to fuck her unless I have to and that usually happens when she pretty much rapes me and spikes my drink with viagra, and I assume she only busts a move when the coast is fucking clear, because when I asked her if she ever made out with him in that condition, she said yes and when I asked if he ever went down on her in that condition, she said yes, so when I asked her if she had herpes….she said yes.

t was great fucking news because it means I can now avoid her vagina all together and blame her for not telling me the truth when we first met around 10 years ago instead of conveniently not telling me until this past weekend. The lies that built the foundation of our union are working out in my favor and it’s time for a celebration. So here are my links….

Sluts Are As Good a Way As Any to Start Off Your Week
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Mischa Barton is the Topless Face of Some Ghetto Panty Company
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Vida Guerra Malibu Party
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Marisa Miller Leaves Little to the Imagination in this Months GQ
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Megan Fox is Now New and Improved Because She Dumped Brian-Austin Green
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Ashley Simpson’s Pregnant Pokies
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Glen Miller Sucks
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The 10 Hottest Bottle Blowjob Videos
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5 Most Awkward Kool Aid Ads
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Hayden Panettiere in Her Most Fuckable Postions Ever
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Pam Anderson Sluts Out for Her 41st Birthday of the Day
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Kanye West is Crying Again About Something or Another
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Use This to Get Sex, Because Getting Sex is Awesome and Something You Know Very Little About
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Drunk Redneck Gets His Ass Kicked and then Crys
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And That’s Why You Don’t Drink Tequila
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Find Girls to Fuck, BecauseIt’s Not Really Sex If You’re Alone
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Mila Kunis and Elisha Cuthbert Gallery
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Moron Showing Off Crashes his Motorcycle
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Meet the Lovely Audrey
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Teen Lisa Enjoys The Sun
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Hot Blonde with a Great Rack. Nuff Said
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Jeisa Chiminazzo Lookin’ Good Half Naked
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Nicole Richie Possibly Thrown Out Of Club
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The Sluts from the Hills Celebrate the 4th of July
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Madonna Stole and Brainwashed Alex Rodriguez, Says Wife
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn Out There, From a Guy Who Does Nothing But Watch Porn
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Gorgeous Brunette Jaime Hammer
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Girl Cracks Head on Pavement
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Dani Woodword Gallery
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Gemma Garrett – Bikini Pics From Spain
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Least Shocking News Item of the Day. Seriously
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The Girls of the Island of Ivory
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Public Access Dance
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Ruby Knox at Home
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Halle Berry is Photo Shooting
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Aniston Misses Jolie Feud, Starts Fight with Kimbo Stewart
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Fireworks Alarm Clock
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Tara Reid is Looking Rougher By the Day
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Oprah and Gayelle Take On Italy With Their Big Lesbian TIts and Stomachs…
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And Now, The Best Bikini Ever Made
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Stripper Sluts Get It On in Public
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Pick Handcuff Locks Next Time You Get Arrested
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Some Groping on the Chinese Subway
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JASMIN ST CLAIRE HAS ONE SUPER-FINE ASS … AND SHE WANTS TO RIDE YOU LIKE
A HARLEY DAVIDSON!
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Poll of the Day – Who Do You Wanna Fuck
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Top 10 Hip Hop Vixens
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Genital Mutilation Ad – Because It’s Not Just For Africa Anymore
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Wimbeldon’s Winner Rafael Nada’s Girlfriend in a Bikini
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The Mini Me Sex Tape Star Reveals Some Intimate and Creepy Details of their Sex Life
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Details of the First Gyno Vagina Spa
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Naked Chick Squatting
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Asian Vagina
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Some Big Natural Tits and Their Vaginas
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Some Fetish Lookin’ Nudity
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Naked Asian Tits and Porn
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Some Chick Posing Sexy in What Looks Like an Amateur Photoshoot
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Some Hot Black Ass and Big Ol Nippled Tits….
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Public Sex Club Let’s You Live Vicariously Through Real Exhibitionists
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BONUS – THESE GIRLS ARE DRUNK AND EASY IF YOU’RE IN ED HARDY
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