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2008

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was in the bathroom of the bar and walked into some kind of homoerotic charged scene, where a group of young immigrant dudes were pulling out their dicks and swinging them around while laughing like it was the funniest shit they ever saw. I had never really seen anything like that before, and assume it is some kind of cultural thing from wherever they are from like some kind of drunken 20 year old dude right of passage in a country I don’t ever want to visit. I pissed anyway, because I have seen weirder things in my life and I am pretty desensitized to everything, but it was still fuckin’ weird enough to throw me off and ask myself what I just witnessed. Here are my links, hopefully they have a similar effect.


Cybergirl of the Year Jo Garcia Gets Down With the Wii Fit and It’s Pretty Fucking Legendary
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Lohan and Her Box
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Pam Anderson’s Big Ol’ Tits Have Big Ol’ Hard Nipples
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Katy Perry’s Album Fuckin’ Sucks But If Bitch Had A Cock, She’d Be Worth Suckin Off Cuz She Looks That Good in This Gallery/Review
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I Have Never Seen Jennifer Aniston Looking So Fucking Smug in My Life
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Ingrid Coronado’s Bikini is Smiling for the Camera
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Increase Your Heart Rate with Susana Instead of PUlling It Like You Always Do
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Ashley Tisdale Doesn’t Have AIDS and I’m Guessing She is Pretty Happy About That
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Cortortion It’s Sluts in Swimsuits Aren’t So Bas Either
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A Little Collection of Madonna, Mariah Carey and Kylie Minogue
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Pam Anderson Gets Her Tits Grabbed By Tommy Lee
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Top 10 Hottest Bathtub Movie Scenes of All Time
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Best Golf Photo Ever
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Some Crazy Volvo Crash
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Help Me, Help You, Help ME
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Real Girls Gallery
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Josie Maran Enjoy the Scenery While You Enjoy Her
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And That’s Why You Don’t Give a Toddler a Bat
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R. Kelly Gets Away With Making Porn with 13 Year Olds
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Naomi Campbell Looks as Drunk as I Am
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A Gallery of Naughty Nurses
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This Bitch Has Nice Tits
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See How Pick Pockets Work
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Some Tila Tequila Gallery That You Will Probably Like Because She Look’s Like a Little Asian Kid Your Dad Raped and Killed in Nam but with Fake Tits, And You Are Into That
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Gloria Velez is a Pretty Good Way to End the Week
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Bikini Contest That Made My Swimsuit Area Tingle Just a Little
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Nicole Trunfio is Hot in Lingerie
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Hilary Duff, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Fine Girls to Fuck and Give Your Teddy Bear a Night Off
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Sara Larson is Desperate
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Something That is Possibly Alove Just Fell Off Kate Moss’ Head
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Justine Timberlake is Well Hung At Least That’s What Some Tranny I Met Told Me…
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Striptease Collection of the Day
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No One is Interested in Mariah Carey’s Wedding
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Georgia Rubs Herself Down
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The Best Treadmill Accident Ever
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Hamburder Pussy is Nicer Than it Sounds
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The Perfect Ass
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet, Period
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
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Now That’s What I Call Progress
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Mena Suvari Bikini Thong Throwback
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Vicki Blows in Zoo Weekly
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Guess the Former Disney Stars Ass
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Monica Cruz is Penelope’s Younger Sluttier Looking Sister With a Less Offensive Nose and I Love Her
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Best Way to Serve a Drink
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Outdoor Spy Came That May Be Fake But Is Still Amazing
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Let’s Go Hawaiian!
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Throwback: Aries Spears Does Rap Impressions
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Jennifer Ellison is Hot
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Lindsay Strut is Topless
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You Weekend Just Got a Whole Lot More Exciting. You’re Welcome
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Jessica Simpson Has a New Gay
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Pussy Play on the Job
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Myspace Whore in Action
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These Tits are Invading London
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Pussy and a Bear
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PORN REVIEWS – Get It On at The Beach with Beach Erotica

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Playboy Chick Named Laura Croft’s Personal Pictures
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FROM THE NEWS

Naked Jogging Priest Found Guilty
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Hot Chick Named Sarah is Naked
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Some Asian Bikini Video
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Spend your Weekend With Someone Who Cares About Getting You Off
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BONUS – Club Sluts from Clubs They Don’t Let You Into
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2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t have any internet all day because I didn’t have any power, which meant I sat in the dark until running to Starbucks to post my shit. The problem is that Starbucks is evil and always kicks me out- so I convinced some people to compile the links for me – so there’s a lot of them but we all know you have nothing better to do with your time – so click them

Now, Here’s a WHOLE lot of fucking links. Tomorrow – I will only have 10, I decided to scale back.


Body Paint, Tits and Other General Half Nakedness for You to Enjoy
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Halle Berry Used to Fuck a New Kid on the Block
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A Real Fake Skateboard Video
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Kate Hudson Has Some Big Tits, and By Big Tits I Mean She is Flat As a Fucking Board and I don’t Care….
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Gina Gershon Still Denies Fucking President Clinton
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Roisin Murphey Had Teeny Tiny Nipples
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Some Brazilian Kids That Are Far More Athletic Than You or I Will Ever Be
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Phone Sex History
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Lohan and Ronson Hang With Lily Allen Because I Am Guessing Someone Who Hasn’t Had a Miscarriage Wasn’t Available.
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How To : Audition for Playboy
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Decide if this Sean Young Chick is Hot or Not
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Some Petra Nemcova Goodness
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Peta is Most Probably Going to Kil THe Olsen Twins
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Segway Face Plant is Amazing
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Panty Pulling is the Latest Craze to Hit Japan
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More Passed Out Party Girls
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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Slut Fight
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Asian Hottie Looks Like a Doll
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Some Entertainment for you Long Ride Home
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If Tennis is Anything Like This, I may Actually Be Pretty Good At It
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More Lezzie Get Downs
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Now THAT’S What I Call Bird Watching
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Quick!! Get Her ATM Code!!
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Brodie Jenner’s NEw Reality Show is Called Bromance
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Baby in Japan Was Born With a Peen on His Back!!
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Blonde Gets Naked At the Cabin
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Guy Busts 40 Water Melons With His Head
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Work Out Slut
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Use This to Get Laid and Thank Me Later
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Spank that Pussy!
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And That’s How You Ruin a Shot
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Bar Raefeli in Some Foreign Magazine
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Peter Andre’s Daddy Sauce
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Bums and Their Creative Signs
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Theodorva is Pretty in Pink
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Busted in the Vegetable Garden
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Newspaper Owns the People the Philadelphia
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Living Lohan Episode 3
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Some Amateur Whore Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Panties
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Woman Faceplants on a Segway
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6 Golf Stretches From Natalie Gulbis
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UK Exclusive – Madonna Hires Divorce Lawyer Because Her Husband Doesn’t Support Her Decision to Get a Sex Change
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Some Crazy Boyfriend Chokes and Beat His Friends
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Some Chick Crushes A Watermelon With Her Thighs
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Some Jailbait Moment
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Get Smart Get’s Hijacked – Hilarious
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Keeley Haell Wasted
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SCHOOL TEACHER WHO HAD SEX WITH UNDERAGE STUDENTS WRITES TO NICK HOGAN
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Some New Star Wars Shit – I Don’t Understand
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Mexican Girl in a Bikini Beatdown
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Some Hot Young Lesbians Pissing On Each Other VIdeo
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A Whole Bunch of Bikini Car Wash Videos
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Some Girl Punching Her Tits
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Some Girls Having Fun Topless on the Beach
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Drink 2 Beers in 2 Seconds
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Some Chick in her Bikini on a Yacht…
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Some Pictures of a New York Swingers Club
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Wonderbra’s Greatest Hits
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Some Chick Named Jenna Fischer – Thought She Was Joining a Spice Girls Type Band But Really Joined a Call Girl Ring….Before she was Famous….
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Halle Berry’s Mom Tits
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Some Beach Volleyball Tits
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American Apparel Does Kiddie Porn
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Some Mystery Teen and Her Weird Homemade Doggy Style Sex Bench
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Some Fat Cuba Ass Shakes In Her Kitchen…A Place That Helped Make This Fat Cuba Ass
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Some Pierced Clit Stupidity
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Some Pierced Clit Reaction Video
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Louise Glover in a String Thing
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Anna Tatangelo Max Magazine Pics
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Babes Who Wont Talk Back
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Hard Day at the Office
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Storm Squirters Give You What You Need
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BONUS – Sluts You KNOW You Can Count On
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2008

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So I took my younger stepdaughter to stand outside the outdoor Death Cab for Cutie contest because I couldn’t afford the tickets because no one takes this site seriously and the security guys kicked us out for loitering, she was pretty disappointed but not as disappointed as I was when I had a circus moment and a 300 pound woman who wasn’t my wife rode by on a bicycle, while a fake titty slut’s breast fell out of her shirt and an old Russian woman with a pet bird on her shoulder bent down to pick up some random dog’s dog shit and showed the world her old lady Russian thong all in the span of 30 seconds and I didn’t have a camera to capture the excitement that is life.

I did have the time to capture the excitement that is the internet and here are my links:


I’d Fuck Dakota Johnson
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Gina Carano is a Slut In Training
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Lohan Has Sex With Some Bobby Brown Kid in the Bathroom
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Kate Beckinsale Just Can’t Cook but Can Fuck
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Rupert Everett Hates Americans
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Panties
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Victoria Silvstedt in Some Photoshoot Video
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What If We Did Everything We Do on Facebook In Real Life
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Melissa Jimenez is a Latino rough rider.
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Top 10 Topless Scenes in Sandler Movies
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Emilia Attias In Some Hot Photoshoot
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More Myspace Losers
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Girlfriend Flips the Fuck Out
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The Last Beer
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Big Booby Rub Down
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Drunk Angry Girl Does a Big FALL!
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Tigress Gets Naked
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Ginger Jolie is Most Def a Porn Name and Her are Her Pictures….
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Kate Beckinsale Is Going to Save What’s Left of Her Vagina and Not Have Anymore Kids
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30 Seconds of This Hot Chick is More Than You Will Get All Day
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Marie-Kate Olsen Takes a Dive Outside Some Nightclub
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Jailbait Moment – Selena Gomez Won’t Have Sex Before Marriage
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Busty Alice
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Only Lose Your Virginity Once, and It Should be Special
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Krista Allen Gallery
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Your Friday Fix of Web Cam Sluts
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Rachel Bilson is the Hottest Not Working Actress Around
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Hilary Duff’s Ass in American Apparel Spandex
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Abigail Clancy Is Rockin’ a Bikini From Many Good Angles
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Father of the Year Stars in The SICKEST Fucking Story I Have Every Fucking Seen
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The Happening Gets Abused Again
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Sharon Stone Still Apologizing for Being an Inconsiderate Bitch
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Amateurs of the Day
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Paula Abdul is the Luckiet Person on the Planet
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Mariah Spice Gets Totally Naked
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I Love Noodles and by Noodles I Mean Yellow Bitches
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Use This To Get Sex, Homo
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Hit and Run Victim Gets No Help
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Sandy Sweet in Lingerie
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Carli Banks Bikini Shoot
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Hayden Panty-Airs Blocks Her Upskirt Because She is a Prude
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Hills Spinoff Expected to Be Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Now THAT’S a Swift Kick in the Balls
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Upsidedown Water Slide That I am Probably Too Fat to Ride, But Still Looks Amazing
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Flexi Girls Are Fun
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The Best Stunt Scene Ever Filmed, And By Best, I Mean Worst
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And Now, I Lead You to Victory!
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Girl Gets Off Alone in the Dark
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Open a Beer Bottle…With a Beer Bottle
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Kid Slaps Mom in the Face on Doctor Phil
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Lohan and Ronson Shop Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Beth Ditto in a Garbage Bag Edition
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Some Funny Shit You Can Buy at Harriet Carter
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Some Hot Laticia Cline Gallery
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Maxi Mounds Has Some Really Massive Tits to GO With Her Really Busted Face
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Carmen Electra at a Drag Race
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The Naked Cast of Real World
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Super Slow Mo!
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Karina Smirnoff @ The Bravo A-List Awards
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Some Hot Joanna Krupa Gallery
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hot Young Girls Flashing and Kissing
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Bonus – Party Girls Do a Little Wet T-Shirt-ing
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PORN REVIEWS:

Let’s Play Doctor
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2008

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It turns out that I not only suck at life but I also suck at the internet, but the good news is that these links don’t suck, just the asshole who compiled them for your unappreciative asses does. I am not going to lie, I have been drinking and I feel like the inappropriate aunt who never got married who brings up her abortions, first anal sex experience and how her ex husband like to be pissed at the dinner table everytime she visits, we all know she’s fucking awesome, we just don’t want to introduce our girlfriend’s to them, not that you have a girlfriend. Did I mention I am drunk? It happens.

Click the links…


Homeless Football
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Candy Spelling’s Vagina Must Be Shaped Like a Four Leaf Clover
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Stephanie Ly is Wearing Purple and I Love It
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Nick Hogan is Still Suffering, but Not Suffering as Much as the Kid Who is Going to Be in the Hospital for the Rest of His Life and His Family Who Has to Watch Him Go Through That.
Here is the Cry Baby’s Jail Cell
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Petra Nemcova Panty UP-skirt
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The 10 Hottest Female Celebrities Who Need a Boob Job
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Flex and the City – The Gray One
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Natalise’s Music Crap, Bit She is Bangable and That Is All That Matters
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Montreal Slags Make Mom and Dad Proud
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Insane Chick Fight in Some House That’s Almost as Dirty As Mine Is
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I Keep Re-Watching This And Trying to Source the Shitting Sound at the
End of the Clip
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Star Trek – The Next Fornication
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Teen Girl Make Out Tape
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Find Girls to Fuck the Easy Way
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Hot Brunette Plays With Herself
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Some Webcam Sex For Goodtimes…
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Fun At The Mall
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Some Jessica Alba Gallery I Though You Would Enjoy Since She’s Decided to Ruin Her Body and Vagina
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Karate Match Goes Wrong
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Kimmy and Molly Give You a Two For One
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Ines Cudna’s DDs Are Au Natural
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OVER 24(!) Minutes of Girl on Girl Fun. You’re Welcome, Perv
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A Massive Reka Ebergenyi Gallery
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Get Help Getting Laid
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Charlize Theron Looks Good While Talking About How Marriage Sucks
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The Real Dried Up Old Hags of Orange County
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Jesus Christ, I Really Hope This Skank Isn’t Pregnant
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Striptease of the Day
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Christina Aguilera Defends Going out and Slutting it up in Night Clubs and Getting Trashed While Her Mexican Nanny Watches Her Baby
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Mya Luanna is Asian and I Love Her
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Taking a Shit At Wal Mart – Caught on Tape
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Let’s Learn About Anal Bleaching Together
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Shark Feeding
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Jessica Alba See Through Top Throwback
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More Porn Than Your Greedy Ass Could Ever Ask For
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Remember the Office Dude Who Freaked the Fuck Out??
Well Here It Is Again, This Time With Bonus Cell Phone Footage
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Construction Worker Payback
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Introducing Iga
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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Throwback
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Drunk Russians Scare the Shit Out Of Me Unless They Are Also Prostitutes, Naked, and Not Russian
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I May Be Wrong, But I Think Tiffany Mulheron is Scottish For “Hey Go Get ME a BEer and Then Come Bang Me.”
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Awesome Pulp Fiction Spoof
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I’ll Take the Whore Combo, Please
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Naked Slut You Get to Watch. Its Easy Like That.
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Uniform Zone Makes Me Wanna Do the Nasty
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Dyke Strippers Caught On Tape
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Do the Stripper Work Out
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Look Who’s Sleeping With Your Wife
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Swingtown Looks Pretty Fucking Good – Now All I Need is a TV
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Her Name is Erika Medina and She’s an Uncoachable Slut
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Chick Flashes Her Ass Playing Strip Poker
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Some Different Girls Playing Strip Poker
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Some Chick Posing Who Should Not Be Posing
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Some Dudes Collection
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2008

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My stepdaughter went to some therapist who told her that she needed to spend more time with a male figure to feel more secure with herself because she’s been out fucking random dudes for the last 3 years and hasn’t kept any of her unwanted pregnancies with random men because she didn’t know how to contact them because she never took the time to take their names or numbers. She’s fills the void with cock and in trying to stop has gone for some expert advice, now my fat wife is trying to get me to play dad despite having never impregnated a girl and despite having no fathering skills and has organized a dinner for us tonight that is fully paid and I am an hour late for. The goal is to convince her to take me out drinking and to meet her slutty friends and just pretend we did this sit down dinner to spend time together so tonight may be interesting, but not as interesting as all these fucking links.

Sam Ronson and Lindsay Lohan Buy Groceries Together
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JUMBO SLIP AND SLIDE!!
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Tyra Banks May Be Retarded Because Her Brain Are in Her TIts
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Sex With Britney Spears is Now Punishable By Death
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Madonna’s Geriatric Tits in a See Through Dress
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And Now, The Shortest Fight Ever
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Mischa Barton Gallery, In Case You Had Forgotten Who She Was Like I Had
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More Sluts That Think They Are Too Good For You
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Linda Hogans Relationship with that 19 Year Old Just Got a Whole Lot Creepier
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Susie and Marie Get it On
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How to Bag A Sex In The City Chick:
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The Top 10 Celebrity Hockey Girlfriends
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Irina Sheik Gallery
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Some Crazy Grandfather in Action
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Maury’s Home Paternity Test
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Office Worker Freaks the Fuck Out
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The Number 1 Butt Satisfier!!
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Redhead Dances Naked
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Why Not To Skate Naked Down a Hill
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John Mayer Seduces Desperate Jennifer Aniston With False Symbols of Commitment
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Jelly Wrestling
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Big Titted Blondie Strips Down
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Ashanti Looks Hot While Promoting Her New CD
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Kate Beckingsale is Women of the Year and Her Prize is That I Get to Bang Her
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Joanna Krupa and Shana Wall at The Bank Nightclub
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Ashley Tisdale Makes Songs That Suck Suck Even More
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To Catch a (Super) Predator
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Amazing Stop Motion Music Video
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Teen Babe Show Off Her Slutty Dress and More
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People Magazine’s Got a Funny Cover
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Get Laid Today
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Amateur Shot of Some Girl Who Looks 12, Because I Know You Have No Shame
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Rumer Willis Looks Kind of Hot and By Kind of Hot I mean Disgusting Like She Usually Does
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Divine is Just Divine
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Spring Breaks Finest
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Echo, The Horny Dolphin
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You’re a Loser and Need Help in that Area
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Now THATS What I Call a Game of Golf
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Some Funny Painful Moments Caught on Camera
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In Australia You Get Served Shots By a Topless Midget
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Some Exclusive Pics of Shannon Elizabeth Playing Poker Cuz She Has Nothing Better To Do With Her TIme
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PORN QUEEN JASMIN ST CLAIRE’S HOT PERSONAL WEBCAM PICS
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The 8 Best Marvel Characters – By Best I Really Mean Breast
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Sienna Miller and Snoop Portrayed as Religious Icons In Some Ad By the Catholic Church
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Sarah Roemer at the MTV Music Awards
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Busted on Film
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Johnny Rotten’s Teeth Are Rotten No More
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Dumb Hick Goes Boom
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A Now Retired Raven Riley Gallery Gets Soapy in the Tub
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Amy Smart Topless Throwback
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Dita Von Tease Gallery
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Who Knew Wine Was So Exciting?
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Alessia Ventura is the International Babe of the Day
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Rip a Phonebook in Half Like a Champ
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Getting Cyber Laid is Better Than Getting No Laid, Don’t You Think?
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Web Sluts in Abundance
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Sexual Abuse Ads Don’t Get Creepier Than This
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Some Porn Reviews:

Fetish Fun With Leg Sex
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Chubby Loving
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Butt Divers
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Dripping Creampies
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West Coast Gang Bangs
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Hippie Goddess
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Arab Street Hookers
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Pissing TV
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2008

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I took my lunch at 4 pm and ended up getting completely wasted. Some dude I met randomly offered to take me to some brown poo covered chick’s concert and I tagged along only to drink too much. We met a native american girl and it was funny too see her drunk of something that wasn’t gasoline – I don’t remember much else even though it all just went down, I learned that people have absolutely no respect for what I do, but that’s okay and I did remember that I have to post my links – so here they are – see you tomorrow.

Love, Jesus

14 Houston Day Shift strippers Arrested for Doing the Nasty on the Job
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Trailer for the New Get Smart Movie, Because Steve Carell is An Asshole
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Hilary Duff and Her Linebackers Shoulders Look Aged in a Glittery Dress
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Some Hot Pics of Tatum O’Neal
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South Park Mac VS PC Spoof
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Mellissa George is Some Aussi Actress Slut, But You’re Probably More Interested in Her Gallery
So Here It Is
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5 Reasons Not To Bang Gina Gershon
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Fox News History
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More Montreal Sluts You Will Never Get To See, Because Montreal Girls Are Useless
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Petra Nemcova Sideboobage from Cannes, in Case You Missed it the First Time
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Cameron Diz is an Elegant and Classy Lady
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Gay Prank Goes Wrong, and It Serves Him Right, Cause His Idea Was Stupid Anyways
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Wet, White Boy Shorts Only Mean One Thing – CAMEL TOE!
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Use this to Help You Find Sex TODAY!
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Passed Out Party Girls – Casualties of the Weekend War
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Gonzo – The Life and Times of Hunter S. Thompson
The Movie Trailer
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Rachel Nicoles Gallery
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News Reporter Gets Borderline Molested of TV
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GiGi is Naked and Tanned and Floating on An Inflatable Matress
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Sandy Westgate Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Girl Next Door Has a Bangin Body
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Irina Sheik is a Hot Russian Model in Her Bikini
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Leona Lewis Makes a Promise to Keep Clean Cut
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Nick Hogan Staying in Jail Despite Request to be Releases to Home Arrest
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Heidi Klum Hugs a Bear and Makes Me Horny
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Why the FUCK Does Target Have a Movie Awards Show? And What Kind of Hollywood Trash Would Actually Go There?
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Striptease of the Day
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Gena Gershon was Most Probably Bangin Bill Clinton
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Now That’s What I call Making Mom and Dad Proud
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Porn That Will Make You Even More of a Hermit Than You Already Are
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Maddox Jolie-Pitt is Cooler Than You Are
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Sara Larson is Going Back to the Ho Factory is Vegas
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Lip Synching Makes Me Laugh So Hard I Wanna Crap Myself
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Useless Facts of the Day, Which Will Make You Smarted Because You Don’t Know Shit
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Ashlynn Brooke is Oh So Hot
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Rap Battle Turns Ugly
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R-Kelly is Going to Jail for a Long, Long Time
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Kanye West is Bangin Some Hot Victoria’s Secret Model
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Keeley Hazell in Nuts for the 198 278 237th Time
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Aubrey O’Day Talks About Her Tits
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I think this is way too old to breast feed in this awkward too old to be breast feeding documentary – sooo sick.
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The Turtles Caught Bangin’ Shells On Camera
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Some Blonde Amateur With Some Big TIts for the Perverts
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Bonus: Leave Me a Message on the stepHOTLINE
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Some Slut Named Kana on Shot By Kern
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Some Crazy Pic of a Bike Race Gone Bad Thanks to a Drunk Driver
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Some Hooters in the Parking Lot Madness
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Olsen Twins Bikini Throwbacks
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Tennis Player Ashley Harkleroad Is Going to Pose in Playboy
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The Girls Next Door Are On The Cover of Guitar World
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Someone Turned the Movie “The Happening” into Something Funnier
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Some Girl With Her Freaky Tongue
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl’s Vagina Spread
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Another Girl’s Vagina Spread
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BONUS – Web Cam Sluts You Can Go Wrong With Because They Do What You Say….
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2008

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I got in a fight today with my wife because we never do anything romantic, so I went into my box of sex toys some company sent me that I think could be defective and tried to attack her with them as she napped. I didn’t try to shove them in her or anything, for fear of turning her on, instead I just smacked her across the face with a rubber 10 inch dildo and asked her if that’s what she meant. Unfortunately, she thought I was hitting on her, when I tried to explain that I was infact just hitting her, she still wanted to get down and dirty, so I just gave her the dildo and left the room, not because I am gay, but because it was disgusting and could have turned me gay. Running from the stench was the only way I could save myself.

So I pretty much had a lot of time to surf the net for links while she tried to make herself cum while sounding like she was going to die of a heart attack…she didn’t but here are A LOT of fucking Links…because my wife’s sex drive makes me fucking productive. Click them.

Someone’s Got Some Titty on Her Arm
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Some Spawn of the Devil Doing a Trick
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Ronald McDonald Clown Tits
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Jennifer Aniston Hard Nipples
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Britney Spears is Horny
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Christina Aguilera Shows Off her Mic Holding Techniques
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Jessica Simpson Shows Off Her Older, Haggard, Empty Wombed Single Face
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Top 10 Videos of People Catching on Fire
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Karima Adebibe is Dressed Up Like Lara Craft
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Drunk Girls of Myspace
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Caroline Trentini In a Bikini
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Mayra Veronica Joins the Family Business
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P-Diddy is Most Probably Fucking Cameron Diaz.
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Frasier Had a Heart Attack
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Human Slinky in Japan
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Power-Power-Power-Wheel! Power Makes it Go!!
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Ashley Olsen and Her Legs Go Out in Greenwich
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Kat Von D Trailer Trash at The Guys Awards
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Cougar Striptease of the Day
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I Wanna Punch This Phoebe Price Bitch in the Face After I Fuck Her….
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Kendra Wilkinson Half Naked With a Guitar
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Coldplay’s New Album Preview/Leak
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Some Interview With Jesse Jane Because Sometime When You Jerk Off to a Chick Fucking You Really Care About What She Has to Say
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Some Chicken Carcasses Fucking in an Ad
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Hollyoaks Girls Bouncing Around in Thongs
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Jamie Lynn Spears Buys a Trailer Trash Toolkit
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Denise Richards Calls a Chick a Cunt on Her Show Cuz She’s Crazy
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Duct Tape Bikini Contest Video
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Shauna Sand Is a Nice Slut and Takes Her Tits Out Shopping
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Tito and Jenna Jameson are BORING in Vegas
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Rumor Has it that Wayne’s World 3 May Happen Thanks to the Standing Ovation they Got at the MTV Awards
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Check Out the 24 Hour Bikini Marathon
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The Kimbo Slice Fight Where the Ear Gets Ripped Off
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Watch Living With Lohan Episode 2 in it’s Entirety.
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Megan Fox is Addicted to Sex
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Tracy Morgan was a Babershop Poster Boy
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The Real Genius Reason Why Angelina Was Falsely Reported of Having Had Given Birth Last Week That I Wish I Was Involved in….
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught On Camera
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Some Funny – In Office Quitting Smoking Commericial
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Yves Saint Laurent is Dead
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Some Hot Agent Provocateur Captian Hat and Taped Nipple Video Photoshoot
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Italy’s Hot Politician’s Hot Nude Modeling Pics
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Some Retarded Live Chat Girl Musical
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New Playboy Babe Slut Nguyen
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Amazing Football Whores
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College Slag Flashes Tits in Class
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Tits or Udders? You Decide!
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Lisa Rinna May Have a Fish Face, but Man Her Body is Bangin’
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Some Stupid Tape Prank
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Universal Studios Almost Burned Down Over the Weekend
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Use This to Help Get Sex, Because Begging is Neer a Good Look
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And Now, The Best Idea Ever!
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Shauna Lee Hangs Out in Her Black Lingerie
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Audrina Patridge Topless Throwback
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Kurt Cobain’s Ashes Stolen; Courtney Love May Possibly Kill Herself
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Can We Just Find Out Whether The Messiahs Have Been Born Yet, Or What?
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These People Do Weird Things with Their Faces and Tounges
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Show Me Your Genitals!
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The Hogans Have No Shame
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Guitarist Bo Diddley dead at 79
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Girl Plays With Herself
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Lesbian Heatbreakers
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Finish Him!!
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Nicole Graves Gallery
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Get a Free Meal at Mcdonalds, Because You Are As Poor As I Am
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Japanese Vertical Soccer
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Some Hot Check Girl on Czech Public Transport Naked and In Her Underwear
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Kurt Corbain’s Ashes Were Stolen and Courtney Love May Kill Herself
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Web Cam Gals You Want to Get to Know
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Some Hot Chick Playing Around and Cockteasing Me With Her Tongue. This Deserves a Really Sexy Warning!
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SOME PORN SITE REVIEWS:

Ass Quakes
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Ripped Pantyhose
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Tug Job Queens
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Big Sophie
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Gangster, His Baby, His Guns and His Cock
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A Girl – Her Breasts and Her Vagina
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BONUS – CLUB SLUTS Now with MORE Awkward Making Out!


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2008

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So I just heard some girls elaborate story at a swingers party where she banged and sucked off multiple dudes and I was thinking that’d be a good place to grab a beer, not because I like watching fat dudes bang ugly chicks together, but because I think it’d be a good laugh. Instead I am sitting at home listening to my wife snore because I have no money to make real life magic, so instead I decided to make internet magic with some fake blonde exhibitionist from Australia who I know is really the FBI luring me into their trap but I like to live life as an internet predator on the wild side. I am tempted to burn down my house like I was 50 Cent trying to get rid of a burden of a woman in my life, not because I want her to die as she struggles to run down the fire escape, but because I think fires are romantic and can’t afford a fireplace. Not to mention, I’ll have no where to sleep and don’t really think the ex homeless people who managed to scrounge up enough change to pay the rent on their first home in 20 years would appreciate my antics, so instead I’ll just throw up these links.

I’ve Been Pro Global Warming Since the Start and This Video Slut Only Confirms My Support of It
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Some Hot Mutant Tits
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Jessica Simpson is a Hot Cowgirl
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If Britney Spears Ain’t Knocked Up, She is Just All Kinds of Fat
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The Top 10 HBO Topless Scenes
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The 50 Hottest Female Athletes of All Time
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Rachel Bilson May Be Pregnant in Her See Through Shirt
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Christina Milian Black Panty Upskirt
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Mary-Louise Parker is Hot in That Boring Kind of Way
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Real Girls Gallery
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Build a Firewall from a Junk PC
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Bouncy Japanese Tennis Slut
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Some Old Victoria Beckham Photoshoot Where She Looks Bangable
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The Month of May, as Told in Bikinis
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Some Girls Take a Bath Together at a Party
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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like a Horse
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Funny X-Ray of a 60 Year Old Man Who Survived a Buffalo Robbery
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Some of the Best Worst Tattoos
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Molly Sims Has Jacked Up Her Face
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Some Meagan Good Cleavage Pics
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Choose Any Girl You Want and Make Love to Her Without Having to Leave Your Room
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50 Cent Most Probably Burned Down the House His Ex Wife Was Living In and Almost Killed 6 People
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Steven Tyler is a Liar
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Eva Longoria Peep Hole Cleavage
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Lohan Makes Common People Move So She Can Lez out on a NY – LA Flight
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How Do You Say TITS in German? Anyone?
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Go Check Your Closest for a Squatting Ho Right Now!
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Teeny Bopper Jessica is Naked in Her Video
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Some Contortionist Broad Proves That the Possibilities are Endless
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Go on the Prowl This Weekend
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Squirt on Me!!
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The Office Dash!!
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Hayden Pantyairs at LAX
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More Myspace Losers
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Nikoletta Ralli Naked In Greek Maxim
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Anna Lind-Hansen from Big Brother Australia
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Ashley Tisdales Got Long Hair and a Short Skirt
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Tyra Banks was, nay is, Fat and Black
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Former TV Stars Arrested in Meth Lab
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Who Knew, Alex Trebek is Actually Pretty Funny
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European Lingerie Championships
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Playboy Babes – Twins Cassie & Kat Kellerman
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Make Those Dreams Come True, Get Laid
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The Scariest Pole Dance of All Time
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BONUS: Enjoy These Club Whores, Cause It’s Good To Pretend You Didn’t Stay Home Jerking Off All Weekend
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2008

29

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I decided to try to get my stepdaughter and her friends in on a game of Truth or Dare. They agreed to play and after a few shots of Jack, I was convinced things would get nice and juicy. I had planned to get them to play tag in their panties, have their first lesbian experience and even shave their cooters all while I watched. Unfortunately, they all chose truth so I found out that one of them took it up the ass once but it hurt too much, that the other is still a virgin and that the last one masturbates 2 times a week thinking of Justin Timberlake, but I didn’t see any pussy because I suck at life.

Here are my links for the day.

Well, Tori Spelling Loves Sausage
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Jessica Cediel Montage, Because Sometimes, You Need a Montage
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Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Got Some Good Cleavage
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George Clooney is Single Again and Sara Larson is a Single Slutty Cocktail Waitress from Vegas Again
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The Hottest Models With The Hottest Cars:
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Top 10 Celebrity Farts Caught on Camera
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Aisleyne Horgan Wallace is Topless
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Lucy Walsh Looks Tasty
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Club Sluts You’ll Wanna Get Dirty With
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Make a Spray Can Booby Trap and Prevent People From Finding Your Porn Stash
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You Can’t Touch Them, But You Can Touch Yourself
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A Collection of Busty Myspace Chicks
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Find Girls to Fuck and Let me Live Vicariously Through You
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Now THATS How You Open a Bottle
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Bill Murray is a Wife Beater, and Adulterer and is Addicted to Weed and Booze
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Sara Jessica Parker Gallery …. Disgusting….
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More Gemma Atkinson Calendar Sneak Peeks
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The Best Porn on the Net, Hands Down
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Producers Want Britney for Grease, and They Aren’t Talking About Her Hair
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Mila Kunis Looking Cute
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Michael Lohan Finds Any Excuse to Talk to Kim Kardashian’s Ass
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Best Amateur Shots I’ve Seen In Awhile, and I look At This Shit All Day
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Some Funny Hidden Camera Shot Of Some Hot Chick in a Tight Skirt
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Emo Girls Making Out With Lots of Tongue
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Some Chick Showering in a Thong
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A whole Lot of Potential stepLINK Header Pics
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Some Sluts Self-Shot Pics
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Some Dude’s Lohan / Ronson Lesbian Montage….
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Some Rihanna Pictures at the Beach
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The Playboy SDSU Sunsplash Reggae Party
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Which of these Sluts Deserves the Hottest UK Club Slut Title
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Naomie Campbell Officially Charged with ASsulting a Police Office

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Amy Ried and Charley Chase = Super Hot Lesbian Duo
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Hot Bitch Bikini Fight
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Moth Pussy Anyone?
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Bride on Fire!!
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Scarlett Johansson on the Cover of Nylon
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Ready to BE Excited?? Shia LeBoufs Indiana Jones Panties are on Auction and I Know You Want Them
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Walmart Gang Needs Their Fucking Asses Kicked
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Monica Strips Down on Stage
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Find Sex, Because Your Life Depends on It
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Danni Wells Nude Throwback
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Roots of Breakdance (kind of)
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Random Hot Girls Being Drunk in Bars
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Virtual Hula Hoop in Her Underwear. Yes!
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Amateur Teen Slumber Party!
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Vagina and her Tits
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Some Dude’s Black Chick Booty Fetish Pic…
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Some Hot Slut in a Whole Lot of Pics
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Hot young ones…Playing With Whipped Cream
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Whore in real life…and in Second Life…
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Some Girl in Lingerie
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A slut and her Baby
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Some dudes collection of whores and video of him smoking pot…
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Censored pro pics of an amateur chick…
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Some dudes slut collection and motivational posters…
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Some Girl and Her Huge TIts
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Some Hot Amateur and Her Boyfriend and A Mirror
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2008

27

May

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife wants to do something romantic tonight, I guess jerking off on her panties wasn’t enough for her, so it looks like I am stuck since it is our anniversary, but while I am gone drinking myself silly to ensure I don’t get a fuckin’ boner for this bitch, because despite crying impotent, the magic still happens sometimes, you can click on these links – since it’s the best shit that happened on the internet today. True Story.

Candy Girl Sluts
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Princess Fergie’s Daughter is a Fat Cow in a Bikini
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Nicole Graves is Hot, Tanned and Too Good For You
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Jessica Biel Wears a State of the Art Anti-Hot Cloaking Device
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Tara Reid Shows Off Her ASs Cheek, Because She is Pure Class
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Ninja Babes in Space Episode 4
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Japanese Hotties Strip Down For Lingerie Contest
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Top 10 Boob Punch Videos
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Hilary Duff Has Some Fatty Tits
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Christina Milian is Lookin’ Good
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Lisa Angeline Photoshoot Video Set to Some Gay Ass Song That You Should Probably Mute
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If She’s Having Sex with You, She’s Probabaly Faking, But Find OUt Here For Sure
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Slut Passes Out At American Gladiators Audition
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Don’t Listen To You Mother, It’s Still Sex If It’s on a Web Cam. Kind Of
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Miss Howard TV Slutty Contest Video
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Brooke Hogan Involved in Car Accident but Doesn’t Almost Kill Somone Like Her Fuck Up of a Brother
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Sharon Stone Thinks the China Eathquake Which Killed Too Many Innocent People to Count Was Karma, Because She is an Idiot
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Seriously, What The FUCK is Wrong With Katie Holmes, Can Somebody Get to the Bottom of This?
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Some Hollywood Sluts At Some Aids Baby Benefit
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Some Lame Celebrity Impersonator’s Cuz You Like That Shit
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Here Are Some Hot Topless Beach Babes
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Find Girls To Fuck and Give Your Real Doll A Break
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Teenaged Bubble Bath, Anyone?
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Lohan to Have Lezzie Wedding at Dollywood Theme Park?
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Zenia Slowly Strips Down
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Yet Another Homemade Stripper Pole Accident
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Water Bottle Up the Snatch
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Kobe Bryant Jumps Over a Pool of Snakes
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Buckeey Sex Tape: Flavor Of Love Girl Shay Buckeey Johnson’s Sex Tape
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The Dude From Gossip Girl Pisses in His Hair
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Kim Kardashian Brings Her Big Ass to the Hamptons
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Living With Lohan Episode 1:
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Leah Miller from Much Music Skinny Dipping Clip Showing Off her Fake Tits
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Some Really Graphic Bloody Kill Bill Poster in Australia
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179 pictures of the Honeybees, the cheerleaders for the New Orleans Hornets
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CATCH!!! VIDEO….
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What Did Donald Trump Say To Jenna Jameson?
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Michael Lohan is a Awesome
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West Coast Sluts
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Party Girl Flash Time
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Classic Prank Ends in Faceplant
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I Don’t Know Who Roxanna Palett is But I Think I Am into Fucking Her
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More Marisa Miller Pics, In Case You’re Not Sick of Her Already
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Big Brother UK Uncensored
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PORN MINUTE OF THE DAY:

Some Japanese Porn
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Some Pictures of a Naked Chick Getting Caned
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A Couple of Girls Flashing Their Naked Bodies in the Snow
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Some Hidden Cameral Pictures of Chicks Topless
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A Nude Beach Gallery With Some Hot Sluts
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Some Nasty Chick Showing Her Pussy in Public
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Some Pictures of Everyday Chicks on the Beach
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Big Naked Tits Tease
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Some Dude’s Revenge on His Ex
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A Girl and Her Spread Out Ass
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BONUS – SOME VEGAS CLUB SLUTS


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