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2008

26

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t check my email for the last 4 days because it is tedious so I am only linking some of the many amazing things I normally linked. It’s a holiday for you, so that means I took the day off to drink and nothing exciting happened, except for me getting drunk, but that’s kind of an everyday thing, so that concludes this amazing post.

Here are my links:

3Watch Ninja Babes in Space – Episode 3
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Let’s Celebrate MEmorial Day with Shauna Sand
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Karina Flores Photoshoot Video
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Some Sluts Dancing Around in Lingerie for the Euro Football Championship Video
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Heather Vandeven is in Lingerie
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Some Vintage Marisa Miller Nude Modeling Shots at the Bottom of This Post
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Leilani Dowding Topless Sexy Beach Photos
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Linda Strawberry is as Sweet as Can Be
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Club Slut Sanctuary
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Watch a Girl Teach Another Girl How to Suck Dick
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Some B-52 Performance for You to Jerk Off To….
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Some 12 Year Old Gets Approved for a Sex Change
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Spend Your Memorial Day with the Web Cam Slut of Your Choice
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She’s Getting Sexy for the Camera
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Eve Lawrence in Lingerie
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Fernanda Mello Bikini Shoot
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MAssive Caoline Winberg Gallery
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The Olsen Twin’s Neighbors Hate them, and So Do I
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Christina Aguilera is a Moody Bitch and Need to Smile More
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Kate Hudson Lookin’ Cute in a Short Dress
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Courtney Love Cries Fraud
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Teen Amateurs Get it On For The Camera
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How Long Before Aniston and Mayer Break Up? Anyone?
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Pavlina Valentova Pretty In Pink
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Brianna Frost is At It Again
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Moto Chase!
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Sofia Vergara Does June, 2008 Maxim UK Magazine
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Some Babes Bouncing in Bikinis at the Beach
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Miss Nude Contest Part 2
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Brad and Angelina Prove Once Again That They Are Better Than You
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Eva Mendes Fooled Us All
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Creepy Blind Date
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Rinaldo’s Girlfriend’s NIpple and Slut Personal Pics
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How To: Break into the Porn Industry
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50 is Looking Pretty Good, and Good I mean Dried Up and Haggard
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Naked Lesbian Massage Video of the Day
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dudes Collection of Whores
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2008

24

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was planning on doing more posts today, but I got distracted and thought it’d be funnier to leave you with my drunken Christian charity response making you wonder if I got killed by some fundamentalists, I didn’t despite knowing the dude who send me this email today probably hoped I did….

your life is crap

My response:

Thanks for the tip, I had no idea…it’s all I’ve ever known so I just thought everyone’s life was this bad, you’ve shown me the light and now I know that I should have jumped in front of traffic that time I contemplated doing it. Lucky for you, I enjoy this crap life because I always have something to laugh at. Today, that thing is you. Send Nudes.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are some links to all things good on the internet today:

Watch Ninja Babe in Space Episode 3
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Terrance Howard Threatened to Kill His Daughter’s Boyfriend
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Teach A Slut a Lesson For Trying to Seduce You With a Lollipop to Get Her Way…
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Kim Kardashian Ralph Magazine Outtakes in Her Fat Chick Underwear
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Being in a Bikini is the Only Way Jennifer Aniston Can Keep a Boyfriend
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Krisztina Lajtai is Foreign and Fucking Hot
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Prank a Computer and Disable It Desktop Icons
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Nick Hogan’s Faggot Ass Prison Phone Call to His Mom – Cuz He’s a Bitch in More Ways than One
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The 10 Hottest Redhead Slut Topless Scenes
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Ana Nikolic Panty Upskirt On Stage
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Friday is as Good a Day For Live Sex on Webcam
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Kobe Bryant Dunks Over a Poll Full of Snakes
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Well, I Can Officially Say I Love Morgan Freemon
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Joanna Krupa Swimwear Gallery
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Charlotte Mears and Bianca Gascoigne are Sluts in their Bikinis
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Derek Jeter’s Long List of Sluts Who are Now His Sloppy Seconds…
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Here’s a Wet T-Shirt Special
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Photos of the captain of the Detroit Pistons Dance Team in College Smashing Tits and Kissing with her Slut Friends.
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Madonna Thinks of Herself as Handsome and Useful and by That She Meant Old and Ugly
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naomi Campbell is Crying on her Birthday and It’s All Diddy’s Fault
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Ashley Tisdale Hits the Bottle
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Paula Abdul’s Jiggle Wiggle
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Your Friday Striptease
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Star Jones Suckin’ the One Thing She Likes Better than Gay Dick
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Ira Is From Russia and Shes 21 Years Old
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Brazillian Hottie with a Bangin Ass Body
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Vite Christopher Knight!
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Aishwarya Rai is Hotness
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Let’s Laugh at Japanese People Because They are Different and That is Funny
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Shay Laren Hangs OUt by the Stairs
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Tara Reid Dirty Bikini Throwback
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Shauna Sand TAkes her Ugly ASs for A Walk. Nice Legs Tho
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Cell Phone in a Microwave
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Pussycat Dolls on Jimmy Kimmel
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So Long As She’s Still Hot, Vida Guerra is Completely Relevant to ME
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Bandwagon Blues?
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Creepiest PSA Ever
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Naked Naked Girls Gallery
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Fox News Reporter : Courtney Frielís Sexy Bikini Photos
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Dude Talking about Anal Sex With Cars
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Water Bottle Woman Gets Water Bottled
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Find the Best Ass Sites on the Internet
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Cow Woman Gets Milked
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hot Cleavage and Sheer Panties in Hot Suggestive Pics…
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Some Staged Tits
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Some Chick and Her Silk Nighty….
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2008

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So my readers suck at life but I expected that I wouldn’t get free tickets to events, but figured I’d try. I am not all that hurt about it, but my stepdaughter cried a lot and I blame you. The good news is that some penthouse pet emailed me from some weird email offering to leave me a voicemail of her not masturbating if I linked her friends site. I feel like I’ve really made it and can go kill myself now, but before I do….

Add Me To Facebook if You Haven’t Already….
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Now Here Are My Links…..


Dancing With the Stars Karina Smirnoff in a Hot Photoshoot
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Angelina and Clint Eastwoods Wife Get a Little Lezzy at Cannes
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Ben Stiller Kind of Sucks, But Tropic Thunder Looks Kind of Amazing
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Watch the Hottest Movie Review and by Movie Review I Mean Huge Tits
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Marriage is Already Ruining Nick Cannon’s Wife, But At Least He’s Banging Mariah Carey
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Are the ladies of the new 90210 hotter than the Originals?
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Jes Brieden Makes Shitty EuroDance, But Look At Her Photos Anyways
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Look But Don’t Touch, Because Guys Like You Don;t Get Girls Like These
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Learn How to Last Longer in Bed, Because Two Minutes in Heaven is Better Then One Minute in Heaven
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Find Porn Reviews Now
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Audrina Partridge Strips Down
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Rachel Bilson Down Blouse That May Be From Last Week, But I Am Too Drunk To Remember
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Web Cam Slut Tuesdays They Have Live Sex…
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Web Cam Accident Goes Good For Horny Execs
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Some Russian Club Sluts That You Can Imagine Doing Dirty Things To
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Blake Lively is Still on Vacation…Still in a Bikini and Still Useless
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Amy Winehouse Wants to Have Kids- I can only dream that they will be mine…
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Mom Does Not Equal Girlfriend
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I’m sorry, But Shauna Sand is Relaly Fucked Up Looking
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I Need to Buy a TV, Because Livin’ Lohan Looks Like It’s Going to Be Amazing
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And While Were on the Subject, Lindsay is Getting Sued
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Amateur Slut I Wanna Bang of the Day
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Angelina Jolie is REALLY Fucking Pregnant, But You;re a Perv and Prolly Into That,m So Check It OUt
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Bianca Slut and Her Sleeping Clothes
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Here are Some Leaked Sex in the City Clips for the Homos
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Top Top 10 Office Freakouts of All Time
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The Suge Knight Fight Where He Gets His Pussy Killer Ass Beat
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Some Disgusting Tampon Tattoo
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Some Rihanna in a Dominatrix Outfit Performing….Since I Couldn’t Land Tickets To the Concert…I Will Live Vicariously Through Her Pics….
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Brianna Frost is Hot
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Some America’s Next Top Model Chick’s Personal Slutting Out Pics
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Some New Pictures of Jenna Jameson in Lingerie
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Some Flying Penis a some Russian Speech Makes me Laugh
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Keira Knightley Almost Has an Upskirt
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His and Her Grooming Kits Rip Off a Terry Richardson Muff Shot Pic
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A Whole Lot More Webcam Sluts Willing to Do What You Tell Them
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Italian Web Cam Slut
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Use This to Help You Find Sex, Because You Need all The Help You Can Get
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Balloon Pussy!
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Blue Flame Technology
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The Only Thing Weirder Then How Devon Aoki Looks Is That Her Brother Wants to Bang Her
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Aubrey O’Day is My Kind of Ho
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2 Girls, 1 Buzzing
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Miss Nude Contest is Exactly What it Sounds Like
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Jenna Jameson Topless Throwback Action
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Stair Diving Goes Wrong
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The PoorMan’s Bikini Beach Mile
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Jennifer Tilly is the Cougar of the Day
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Some Russian Politician is Pranked by Flying Sex Toy
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Petra Nemcover Cleavage at Cannes
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Lohan Bikini Throwback, Because I Like to Dream of the Old Days
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If You Are Lookin’ for a Gangbang – Click This Link….Seriously Amazing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Girl and Her Vagina
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A Girl Her Tits and her Vagina Make Their Wy Onto the Internet
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Pierced Face – Saggy Titty Black Chick
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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A Whole Lot of Gross
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Big Tits in a Bikini and Other Weird Photobucket Finds
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2008

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I found out that Rihanna is going to be in Montreal tomorrow and now I am trying to get tickets to her concert and her after party. I doubt any of you can help me but figured I’d put it up here in case one of you is a long lost relative or old friend because you never know who people know or if people are hooked up despite being virgin losers in their mom’s basement, so if you can hook me up, email me to let me know. I was planning on sneaking into her hotel room and stealing a pair of her panties to give away on the site as a contest prize, but realized I am too lazy to bother, but I will go to the show and throw pigs blood on her while she’s on stage to remind her of her “island” voodoo love rituals that fame has made her too cool to embrace….but no guarantees, I may be too lazy…

Speaking of lazy, here’s all the shit I was too lazy to post about that went on the last day or two, enjoy.


Some Britney Spears Surfing Pics From Costa Rica Cuz She Likes to Stay Acive
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Latina Dancing For her Webcam Video
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Taylor Swift Gets Wet at the Country Music Awards
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That Video of Angelina Jolie Smoking Heroin Really Isn’t of Her Smoking Heroin, And is Actually Boring As Fuck
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Petra Nemcova Loves Sean Penn, and I love Petra Nemcova’s Exposed Tits
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100 Celebrities Arrested for Drug Possession
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I Don’t Know Who Whitney Port is, But Here is Her Nipple Anyways
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Gwyneth Paltrow is Hot Sometimes
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Triumph The Insult Comic Dog Goes To the Strippers With Robert Goulet Before He Died
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Crack a Bike Lock and Steal a Bike
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Three Naked Chicks. I Think That Sums it Up, Really
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m not into Car Racing, But Hot Chicks Keep My Attention Well
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That Video of Angelina Jolie Smoking Heroin Really Isn’t of Her Smoking Heroin, And is Actually Boring As Fuck
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Your Weekend Was Shitty and Lonely, So Watch These Web Cam Sluts and Feel Better About Life Because They Do What You Tell Them To…
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Karolina Kurkova Hot Legs
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They Let Shiloh Out of Her Cage
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These are my Wife’s Favorite 2 Things….United….
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Some Homos From Star Trek Are Getting Married, Because Gay Marriage is Legal Now
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Justin Timberlake to Also Follow Gay Marriage Trend?
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Amateur Self Shots of the Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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90210 The Next Generation Proves It Will Be as Gay As it Sounds
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Alison Angel is the Ultimate Blonde
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Shorty Got Low – Slut…
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Commercials From Europe Are Amazing, And Here’s Proof
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Leticia Cline and Her Maxim Hometown Hotty/Wrestling Fake Tits Do Playboy, Here are the pics
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Some Erotic Shots of a Naked Girl in a Mask…
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Cleveland From Family Guy Has His Own Show – This is the Preview
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Some Euro Chick Re-Creates the Lohan Photos Which Recreated some Marilyn Monroe Photos
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Some Exclusive Pics of Katy Perry in a One Piece Bathing Suit Rollin’ Around Drunk
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Nadja Auermann’s Got Legs…
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Big Gay Al to Spill the Beans About Life with Jaba the Hut
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The Top 10 Timeless Drunken Gentlemen
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The Top 10 Steve Carell Moments…I Don’t Think He’s Had Any…
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More Tequila Sluts Playing Beach Volleyball…
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Jesse Metcalfe From Desperate Housewives Kicked Some Dude’s Ass at Hard Rock Cafe in San Diego
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Some Hot Model Cuts Up Her T-Shirt Proper and Shows Some Tit
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Some Naked Girls on a Cruise and the Dudes Who Want to Bang Them
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A Compilation of Asses Being Shook
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Here’s a Weird New Fetish Called Drooling
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Same VIdeo Only This Time the Drooler Licks Her Foot
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Some Miami Lesbian Conference With Some Topless Oil Wrestling
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Baby Oil Babe
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Angelina Jolie Pregant Tits Exposed!!
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Ashlee Simpson is Selling Her Wedding Pics for 1,000,000 Dollars
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Some Fans Going Fucking Nuts
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Got Boobs?
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The Brightest Pussy in Town…
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Ass For a Walk in LA
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A Nice Collection of Random Hot Babes
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Soviet Breakdance
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Here’s a Great Moment in Comedy History That May Make You Want to Kill Yourself
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FIND

Some Guy’s GF in a Thong
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Glockboyjay’s Girlfriend in Her Underwear
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Ass in Panties
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Some Photobucket Finds from Alien Autopsy (he wrote the captions not me)

Nice Mocha Latte breats…
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Here’s one of those anoroexic things you seem to like….yeech…
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Doesn’t show much…but pretty hot…great ass..
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this chick has an ass that can stop wars…too bad they already flagged most of her pix…
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No explanation….
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Must be an ass kind of night…
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Yeah..this will last long on PB ….
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BONUS – CLUB SLUTS BEING SLUTS AT CLUBS….

Click Here To See The Gallery of Drunken Attention Starved Sluts

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2008

17

May

From the stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me the most offensive thing to say to someone is : “I hope your mother dies having my abortion.” My mother died when I was a kid so your mother jokes never really worked for me, so I always just felt like the most offensive things aren’t always what you say, but what you do and that’s why I just try to have sex with the person I am trying to offend, or with their ex-girlfriends or sisters because sex with me is a punishment that people just can’t live down, the shame follows them for life and that is a lot more effective than just throwing out an insult.

Here are my links:

A Short Video About a Midlife Crisis Starring Hot Tennis Sluts and Their Asses….
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Britney Isn’t Pregnant – She’s Just Bloated
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Becky Rule is a Slut, and This is Her Photoshoot Video
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Mila Kunis is Hot on the Streets of Canada Despite the Culkin Aids…
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Dolly Parton is a Cry Baby and Want’s to Sue Howards Stern
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Some Old Sophie Monk Naked Scene For Fun
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History’s greatest Threesomes
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Agent Provocateur and Their Sex Ad
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Top 10 Topless Latina Scenes
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Soulja Girl is Some Crazy Chick on the Subway With Her Own Soulja Boy Remix
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Camille Mana is in a Movie or Something, But Fuck The Article, Just Look At Her Pics, Like I Did
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Use this to Seduce Women This Weekend
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Plan a Cheap Date, Because You Are as Broke as I Am
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Some Dude Got Busted for Banging a Corpse Because He is Fuckin’ Disgusting
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Hernia Face or Orgasm Face?
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Some Web Cam Sluts, So You Don’t Have to Spend Your Weekend Alone
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Some Pretty Hot Sluts Get Down Together At Home
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One of the Best Redubs of G.I Joe I’ve Seen
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Some Abigail Clancy Lingerie Shots
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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Heidi Montag to Fake Pregnany on the Hills
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Crackhead Couple Winehouse and Doherty Playing With Mice…
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Lauren Conrad Beats Up the Paparazzi Because the Paparazzi are Cocksuckers…
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Arnold Schwarznegger’s Confusing Commentary for Conan the Barbarian that Will Make You Laugh
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Rachel Bilson is Cute and Needs to Get Naked If She Wants to Keep My Attention
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What the Fuck is Paris Hilton Wearing on Her Head?
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All Lady Three Way Because It’s Friday and I Love You
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Heidi Fleiss is Broke and Living in a Trailer
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Heather Summers Spends a Little Time Alone
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Muscle Babe Wrestling Video
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Never Masterbate Near a Horse
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Death Metal Dog
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I Wanna BAng Deon Sanders Wife
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Ellen’s Lesbian Wedding
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Cheerleader Faces
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Kati and Bridget Make Out on the Couch
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Bar Refaeli lingerie outtakes
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Miley Cyrus Myspace Photos Are Fake
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Britney Spears Sex Tape?? Amazing…
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Tequila is Awesome!! It turns Me Into a Pirate
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Japanese String Movies
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Alessandro Ambrosio in Arena MagazineS
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Rachel Nichols Hot Fuckin’ Photoshoot
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Some Older Elsa Pataky Boobs on the Beach
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Attention Starved Heidi Montag Planned on Staging Her Own Pregnancy This Summer
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Lisa Marie Presley Huge as She is Turning into Her Dad in his Fat Final Years But She’s Definitely Not as Cool
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The Booty Call Commandments
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Some Weird Simulated Sex College Party
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OJ’s Girlfriend Has Bad Luck, or Maybe He Just Tried to Kill Her
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Boobs and Ass
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Some Girl Showing Some Boob
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Some Girl and Her Vagina
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BONUS – SOME SLUTS IN VEGAS PARTYING……


Click To See The Gallery

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2008

12

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the bar the other night and this dude beside me wouldn’t stop talking about how many girls he’s banged. He went on and on about threesomes and orgies and fuckin’ multiple chicks in a day like he was some modern day Don Juan or some shit. His name was Ben Kinzel and every time I told him that I knew he was full of shit and that I’d be surprised if he’s actually had sex with a girl, he would just deny my accusations and go on with another story about how much of a lady’s man he is. When I got home I found this picture of him in a Tron costume and now I have the last laugh.

Speaking of fucking lots of girls – this is an email I got about the pheromone’s I’ve been pluggin on the site for the last 2 years that haters keep hating on…

Yo Bro – that Pheromone shit is off the fuckin chain like a space shuttle full of Aliens, ya’ dig. It works like a Charm so thanks 4 the hook up. Peace.

If you want to get yourself some
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And Here are my links….

The Miss LAX Bikini Contest
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Lohan Crying Over Samantha Ronson in Hollywood Bar
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Penthouse Pet Bella Star
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Some Big Tits in Lingerie Review Some Movie Like a Dumb Cunt With Big Tits Would
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Hayden Panettiere is a Lesbian
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The 50 Hottest Women of Sports:
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Jade Jagger in a No Panty Upskirt
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Alyssa Nobriga is a Slut Showing Off
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Lohan Dressed Like a Hooker in Stockings on the Street Corner Cuz I Love Her…
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A Good Angelina Jolie Photoshoot from Before She Became Obsessed with AIDS Babies
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The Big Breasted Texan Who Wants Bigger Breasts Hits Up LA
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Have Sex Effectively While Your Parents are Home, Because I Know You Haven’t Left Mommies Next Yet
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Web Cam Sluts to Keep Your Hands Busy for a Day or Two
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This Dude Can Backflip into His Pants.
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Mom’s Play Along With Their Sons on a Good Prank
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Theresa Moore is a Slut in Lingerie
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Carmen Electra Gives You Some Sex Tips
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Donna Martin and Kelly Taylor are Coming Back to 90210!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rachel Bilson on Mother’s Day
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Topless Beach Shots that Make Me Want these Chicks and Hate My Life
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Norma Stitz Has Some Enormous Tits
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Erica Strips Down to on the Beach
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Hot Teacher Fired for Hotness
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New Trailer for the X-Files Movie
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Extreme Pussy Makeover
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JIGGLE IT!!
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Hilary Duff Takes Her Legs Shopping
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Here’s a Video of Rapper Jadakiss Smoking a Joint
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Top 10 Funniest Moments in Star Wars History
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Some Italian Politician was a Sexy Calendar Model
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Candice Michelle Wet T-Shirt Pictures
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Some Bikini Contest That Brought Implants to the Parking Lot
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Here are the weirdest Bacon Products My Wife Can’t Get Enough Of…
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This is a Tribute to Celebrity Shop Lifters
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Bill O’Reilly Losing His Temper on an Old Inside Edition is Hysterical
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Don’t Throw Paperclips At Your Co-Worker Video
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Some Crazy Shark Surfing Video from Last Week
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Pictures of Retarded Breast Implants
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Molly Sims Enters Cougardom
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This Chick Shoots a Bottle Rocket Out of Her Ass
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Some Hot Subway Flasher
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Suge Knight Got Into a Bar Brawl Cuz He’s Gangster
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Some LSD Documentary – Because Acid Changes Lives….
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Slutty Prom Dress Leads to Police Intervention
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Aria Giovanni Goodness For You Aria Giovanni Fans….
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Alec Baldwin Goes on 60 Minutes; Hates Children
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl Shows Some Tit
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2008

10

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Last night, I was bored and had no money so I ended up drinking a couple of 40s in the park. I ended up running into an old friend who wanted some hookers and I decided to go along for the ride because I was drunk and had nothing better to do. We drove through the seedy part of town that isn’t even that seedy but it is where the whores hang out on the street and couldn’t find any. I told him that the best he could find was a couple of tranny bitches to suck his dick up the street and that it’s not that gay considering all they do is suck your dick, look a lot like actual girls and even have fake tits for you to play with. He wanted to check out the goods before making a decision that he knew would be a huge turning point in his life and that he wasn’t 100 percent sure he wanted to explore. When we got to their corner the 3 tranny whores jumped into a cab so we decided to follow them like we were spies or some shit. We ended up losing them because we couldn’t really keep up to the cab and my friend was forced to go home and jerk off alone since he couldn’t afford an actual escort and I came home to my wife, who despite having a vagina doesn’t look half as good as the trannies who don’t.

I guess the point of this post is to say that it is summer outside and I’ve been out scoping chicks in short skirts all day and you should be too, but if you’re not, here are my links.

The Mom I’d Like To Fuck Index:
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Lohan Won’t Be in the Manson Movie After All
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2 Girls, 1 Ice Cream
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Jayden Nicole is Playmate of the Year
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A Good Solution or Drunk or Busy Parents
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I Hate Katherine Heigl, and Apparently, So Does Everyone Else
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Rachel Leah Cook Shows Off Her Cleavage
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Some Tits at the Bar Drinkin’
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Bridget Marquardt Gallery
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How to Escape from Handcuffs the Next Time You Get Arrested for Being a Peeping Tom
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The Upskirt Test
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Lohan’s Leggings Collection With Built in Knee Pads
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It’s Friday, Find a Girl to Fuck
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The People of Burma Can Sleep Well Knowing That Kim Kardashians Ass if Behind Them
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Sluts doing Slutty Things You Tell Them To Do
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An Amazing Japanese Gameshow Where You’re Not Allowed to Laugh or you Get Paddled
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Hugh Hefner Wants Miley in Playboy
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Oh, and So is Mark Ronson
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Latoya Jackson is All Kind of Sexy, and by Sexy I Mean She Looks Like She Got Hit in the Face With a Bat
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Paris Hilton is Made of Wax, and Wants to Get Married
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Whitney Verses Britney!
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Topless Beach Hotties
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Lesbians in the Sun
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Enough Porn to Keep You Busy Until God Knows When
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Julia is a Webcam Slut
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Slut Give Birth to 14 Inch Dildo
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Some Hot Brunette That is Good At Being Hott
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Ahhhhh Cindy Crawford
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A Nice Collection of Booty to End the Week Off Proper
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Celeb Nip Slip Collection
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Nicole Graves Body Painting Session
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The Best Thing to Help You Find Sex, Next to Alcohol
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Lohan is a Cry Baby
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Paris Spreads Her Herpes All Ove GQ Russia
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Hayden Panty Airs is Still Banging That Cradle Robber
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Christina Milian Looking Good at Some Event that Doesn’t Matter
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And Now, a Trailer for the Best Movie Ever
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An Amazing Product from Japan Which is Only Outshone By It’s Amazing Commercial
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Petra Nemcova Legs in Vancouver
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Some Dude’s List of 100 Hot Asses
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Top 10 Superhero Topless Scenes
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Things I Did Last Night
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Some Indian Actress’s Nipple
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Israeli Flag Body Painted on Some Slut
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Some Hot Aussie Named Masha Lund in Ralph Magazine
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Some Dude Pops 23 Collars
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Top 10 Signs Your Mom is a Cougar
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Posing In Her Underwear
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Some Party Slut Gets Naked
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Some Topless Asian
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Some Naked in Public Nude
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2008

09

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I am getting fatter than I have ever been – mainly because I eat badly, drink too much and sit all day, while trying to think of something to write here, my last good pair of underwear just split in half when I stood up and that means that from today onwards, I will not be wearing any underwear. I feel like this is going to be pretty miserable for my couch and family, but it’s not my fauly that obesity has forced me to become a nudist. I feel a lot of shame.

Here are my links…..

Fergie Falls the Fuck Down
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Sophie Howards Tits Go to a Party
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Britney Spears and K-Fed Have Phone Sex
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Behind the Scenes of Becky Rule’s Sexy Photoshoot
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Sometimes, All It Takes Is a Smile
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Angela Marcello is Lookin Fine
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Some Petra Nemcover Sports Illustrated Video
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A Vintage Blonde Pubic Hair Sex Scene
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Phoebe Price Poses With Her Shitty Legged Enquirer Cover Photo
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How To Have Sex in a Parked Car, Because You Only Fuck Street Whores…
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Because It’s Not Really Fucking When It’s a Blow Up Doll
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Natasha Richardson Shows Off Her Old Lady Panties
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Army Girls Worldwide
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Some LA Club Sluts That Will Make You Want to Touch Yourself, If You Aren’t Already
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Whores Galore. That’s a Lot of Whore
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Britney’s Got Some Ratty Assed Hair….
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Catherine Bell by the Sea
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Striptease Moments
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Vanilla’s Wife Beats Her Up Because He Realized She Married Vanilla Ice and Even He Can’t Deal With That Shit
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Elisha Cuthbert’s Vagina Slip in Her Bikini
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BBC Uses “TITS’ To Get Linked on a Blog
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Juliette Lewis Still Crazy As She Fucks the Stage
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Some Hot Chick from San Diego State University Lookin’ Hot
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Paris Hilton Peddles The Shittiest Products
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Rack to the Future – 9 Sets of Tits You May Have Forgotten
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Baltimore Raven’s Try Outs
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The Wizard of Ass
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Here’s a Pretty Hot Approach to Fashion Sites
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Find Great Porn
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Some Ugly Fuckin’ Girls in Lingerie
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Katherine McPhee is Looking Pretty Okay, Hillary Duff Not So Much
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Marilyn Mansons 13 Year Old Girlfriend Can’t Handle Her Booze
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If She Is Referring to Her Vagina, I Would have Gone With Old and Leathery
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Kate Moss Lingerie Shoot
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What Kind of a Crazy World Would We Be Living In If Every Amateur Shoot Was As Good As This?
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This is For You – Because This Helps You Find Sex the Old Fashioned Way
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A Dude on the Jury Gets Ready for Pot Trial By Getting Busted for Smoking Pot Outside
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Gemma Atkinson Bikini Pics from Cuba
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A Slut Gallery
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Hot Sex Scene in a Spanish Movie
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Veronika Simon is a Slut
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Jaime Pressly is in FHM
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Draino Bomb Goes Bad
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Gianna Lynn is a Hot Slut…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hairy Chick Who Likes Masks Naked
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Some Girl’s Perky Tits
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Some Slut in Some Posed Pictures
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Some Ugly Chick Crops Her Face on Sluts
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2008

07

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

You really are a sad excuse for a man.

Go back to pedaling the photos that others take and dressing it all up as if you do something more than that.

You are nothing, and in your heart of hearts, must know, that you never will be.

I wrote back:

Mom, is that you? I thought you died of AIDS in the 80s! This is fabulous news. We need to contact Oprah to get her to finance our majestic reunion. I have an old box of Mother’s Day cards that I can’t wait to give you. I have been saving them for all these years in case a miracle like this was ever to happen, but truthfully, I was convinced it never would, but that hope kept me going through all the hard times.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Some Drunk Fake Tits Out in LA
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The Hottest Smelling Pussy Running Around the Forest In Panties and a Halter Top
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Geri Halliwell’s Nipples Are Hard When Shopping
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Old Alyssa Milano Naked Pics for All the Who’s the Boss Fans….
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Disgusting Dude Made of Rubber Shows Off His Grossness
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Uma Thurman Upskirt!!
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Fetal Scooby Doo
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The Top 50 Universities Ranked By How Hot the Pussy Is
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Josie Maran Sports Illustrated Photoshoot
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April Scott Shows Off for the Camera
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How Hide Your Porn From Your Your Mom!!
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Web Cam Goodness Cuz These Sluts Listen to Commands
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stepTV Interview a Crackhead
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The UCLA Underwear Run!
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A Porn Collection so Big, There’s No Way It Will Fit Under Your Bed
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99 Words for Boobs Video
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Spencer Fucks Heidi Montag Up The Ass Because That’s How You Fuck Horses….
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Jessica Simpson is a Serious Movie Actress. Seriously
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Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year. No, Really…
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Miranda Kerr Has Got Some Legs!
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Pam Anderson Sold HEr Used Panties at a Garage Sale, And If That Doesn’t Define Class, I Don’t Know What Does
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Denise Milani Has A Crazy Body
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Lindsay Lohan in Little Boy Shorts
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Shot By Kern Talks To Some Sex Addicted Slut Who Poses Naked With Used Condoms And is From a Religious Family…Part 1
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Shot By Kern Talks To Some Sex Addicted Slut Who Poses Naked With Used Condoms….Part 2
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Top 10 Geekiest South Park References
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Japanese Idol Girl – Yuriko Shiratori in Her Underwear
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Some Angry Porn Slut
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A Whole Lot of Twisted Online Videos
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Top 10 Celebrity Cheerleaders
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One of My Facebook Friends Sent Me This Stripping Down To Her Lingerie While Video
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Some Mom From Houston Wants Bigger Tits But Them Shits Are Already Too Big For Texas Law So She’s Goin’ To Brazil
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Some Girl Gets Her Nipples Pierced
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Streaker Tiffany May’s Playboy Pictures
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Some Stupid Products from Harriet Carter
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Christina Aguilera is Drunk
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Extreme Ironing is Weird as Fuck
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Some Girl Rollerblading Down a Hill Can’t Find the Breaks
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Some of the Best Ads By Playboy
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A Little Zero Gravity Puke Video
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Some Weird But Sexy Music Video
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Striptease on a Boat
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Is It Me, or is Star “Jaba the Hut” Jones Gaining Some of that Weight Back?
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Gabi Has Some Alone Time
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Body Builder Cam Girl
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Because You Need a Little Helping Hand That’s Not Your Own
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2 nasty woman strip down and brawl on the Jerry Spring Show
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Miss World Has an Accident
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Marisa Miller in a Hot Magazine Spread
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Sue Johanson is Retiring from Letting Young Girls Know It’s Okay to be Sluts, and I Am Sad Because Now I have Nothing to Jerk Off To….
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Check Out These Real Girls
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Bailey Is a Slut Who Gets Naked
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Christina’s Pregnant Tits Are Pretty Much Gone
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Audrey Tatou is Better Than Nicole Kidman
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Bird Attacks Dog, and It’s Actually Pretty Awesome
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Baby Wants His Bottle
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An Awesome 80’s PSA Designed To Run Before Porn Videos
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Tiffany May is Famous For All The Right Reasons
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There’s a New Set of Twins Hitting the Scene So Move The Fuck Over Ashley and Mary-Kate…
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The Empire Strikes Barack
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ROGUE COLLECTOR PROVES PHOTOBUCKET IS A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR PORN SITE

Some Girl and Her Black and White Boobs and Panties – She Has a Tattoo So She Must be 18
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Some Nasty Girl…Her Nasty Tits…and…Her Nasty Vagina
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Naked in the Shower
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Indian Porn – Dot Not Feather
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BONUS – Canadian – Kardinal Offishall – Dangerous Feat. Akon – Fresh New Video

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2008

06

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So it finally happened. I was confronted by a black dude I know about being a racist. I asked him if he took the time to read my other posts and realize that I am an everything hater and I just run with stereotypes because America hates black people not me. I don’t actually hate everything but he didn’t believe me, so I took him out for some chicken and watermelon and to knock up fat blond white sluts with some illegitimate children and to record a hip hop video followed up with a swim but he wasn’t having it so we drank a 40, smoked some weed, played some basketball and we’re good now.

Here are my links for the day….check them out they are legendary….

Babette’s Feet – A Short Movie About a Foot Fetishist Lookin’ For the Perfect Foot….
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Lohan Trying to Get Lesbian Sex
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Girl in Short Short Tries to Skateboard
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Cheryl Tweedy is a Hot Performer
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Guess Those Celebrity Titties
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Sarah Jessica Parker Loves Her Gay Husband
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A Whole Lot of the Lovely Tasha
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Vilayna Lasalle Has a Weird Name But She’s Half Naked, So Whatever
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Some Porn Star Shows You Some Toilet Splash Prank
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Bai Ling’s Giant Nipples
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Find a Girl to Fuck Today
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Some New York Club Sluts in Action
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Web Cam Sluts Do Anything You Want Them To….
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I Suddenly REALLY Need a Pepsi
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Celeb Wedgies!!
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Keeley Hazell Continues Her Reign of Sluthood
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Best Porn on the Internet, So Good I would Get a Hard On if a Could
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Lindsay Lohan is a Thief
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Mischa Barton is a Cry Baby
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If the Shirt Fits…
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Rhianna’s Legs Looking Good on the Cover of Elle This Month
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John Mayer is Alredy Cheating on Jennifer Aniston Because She is Boring
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Top 10 Lamest Superheroes of All Time
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Some Out of Control British Students at Some Event in Spain Being Sluts
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Tom Cruise Find a Position with His Wife That Finally Satisfies Him
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Take it All Off Baby!
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Is Victoria Beckham Pregnant Again
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Tricia Helfer Hot for FHM
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Some Ghetto Casting Call for a Porn Poster in NYC
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WWE Diva is a Highclass Escort
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Bai Ling Almost Died. Too Bad She Didn’t
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Caroline Quick Has Giant Tits
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Amazing Football Babes
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Beer Pussy!
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Use This to Get Sex, Because YOu Need All The Help You Can Get
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True Deep Throat
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Tara Reid Has a Boyfriend
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JLo Looks Like She is Ready to Eat Marc Anthony
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Smelly Teacher
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Mindy Vega in Very Little Blue
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Lady Takes Her 17 Inch for a Walk
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Pantz of Antz!
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Buy a House From Petra Nemcova and Try to Get in Her Pants
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Gemma Merna in Nuts
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Sammie Pennington is Topless
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Danni Wells is Topless is Zoo
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Hot, Blonde and Shaved
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Some Skater Girl Shows OFf Her Ass and Pussy
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A Couple Girls Show Their Tits Off Together
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Some Baby Momma and The Pictures That Got Her Pregnant
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A Collection of Amateur Sluts
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Some Serious Lesbian Erotica
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Some Dude’s Pantyhose Fetish Collection
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Some Dude’s Rubber Fetish Collection
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Some Girl By the Pool
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Fat Ass Pics
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Some Dude’s Porn Collection
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Post Breast Reduction Pics
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Pre Tummy Tuck Pics
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