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2008

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

“Judaism isn’t a race it’s a religion”

I always thought that you were an asshole, but kind of one of those quite intelligent assholes whose spelling, punctuation and grammar are still pretty good, you know? But this quote shows that you’re actually a dumb asshole. Judaism is a race. It’s what the people of Judah were called. Judah being an Israelite tribe. Some Jews (most? I don’t know) follow the national Jewish religion of the same name.

So calling Jewish girls ugly isn’t just anti-religious, its also racist.

Also, good joke about sending nudes. Haven’t heard that one before. Throw in a few about how mothers have busted vaginas or virgins getting laid, and you’ve got the full, tediously predictable Drunken Stepfather package.

My response:

Thanks for the email! It’s a real gas. Kinda like the Holocaust.

I am a firm believer when you dig your own grave, there’s no harm in diggin’ it deeper and deepr and deeper and deeper….. truth is some of my people are Jews.

Sluts to Help You Start Your Weekend The Best Way You Can
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The Classiest Piece of Pussy at the Party
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Half Pipe Face Plant
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Some Eastern European Named Susana Wants You to Get Off Your Fat Ass
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Lohan is 22 and Really, Really Gay
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Oksana Andersson Topless
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Crappy 4th of July
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Hayden Panettiere Close Up Pussy Shot
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Mandy Moore’s TIts FIght The Wind
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The 10 Hottest Topless Sunbathing Movie Scenes
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Who Would You Rather Do Because America is Awesome Edition…
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Hulk Hogan is Stalking Linda Logan
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Faceplant Off Swing
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Sam’s Butt Rocket
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How an M1 Tank Gets Past an Iraqi Taxi Cab
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Thongs and Wet T-Shirts
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Tiffani Amber Fresh Face of Playboy
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Nice Amateur Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Cindy Brady is Wasted
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Fun With Triplets
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Celebratory Hand Job
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Herika Noronha Gallery
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The Top Ten Best Boobs in Hollywood
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Miley Cyrus Wants to Be Like Madonna
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Mandy Moore Post-Breakup Shopping
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Madonna Hates Guy Ritchie
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Christina Applegate’s Boyfriend Found Dead
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Fireworks Versus Man
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Some Wrestling Dude Named Tommy Dreamer’s Wife Showing Her Pussy
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Spanish Babe Barbie Griffin
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Use This and Get Laid
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Some Selena Spice For You Virgin Ass
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Party Chick Gets Groped
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HD Glasses
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Solange Knowles Has Some Major Man-Face Issues
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Lee Celebrates the 4th of July By Getting Naked
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Live Vicariously Through These Club Sluts
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Krystal Forscutt in Zoo
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Crackheads Need Food Too
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Adriana Lima is Amused
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Got Ass?
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The World’s Wheeliest Wheelie
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McDonald’s in Japan
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Playboy Babe – Stephanie Martin
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Sluts That Make Staying At Home Alone Not So Bad
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Spy Cam in the Lounge
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Make a Bomb With Toilet Cleaner
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Fuck Team Five Brings Out the Fun in Team Work
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2008

02

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

My computer’s been running like shit – so I was hoping to get it fixed. I went to the computer store by my house and the motherfucker’s wouldn’t let me talk to a tech because I don’t grasp this geek shit and I need my computer to post my daily smut, they wanted me to keep it overnight – I told them to fuck themselves and decided to go to the coffee shop to scope out teenage girls, but instead got stuck behind some dude with one of those throat cancer robot things in his neck, now dude having that shit was gross enough, but he decides since everyone’s already lookin’ at his cancerous neck in disgust, he’ll take shit up a notch and take it out and start playing with the fucking thing. I was going to throw up, but contained myself because that’s just the kind of guy I am. Either way, I am sure other shit went down that was more interesting to write but I can’t think of anything but that shit in dude’s neck and posting these links. The plan for the night is to celebrate Lohan’s birthday with her, only I wasn’t invited to the party, so maybe I’ll just use my wife as a trampoline.

Here are my links:

Web Sluts Are the Best Kind of Sluts, As Far As I’m Concerned
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Prank Call to Religous Call-In Show
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Britney and Adnan Are Aligning Fucking Again
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Vanessa Hudgens’ Got Little Cleavage . Maybe Her Gay Boyfriend Knocked Her Up
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Her name is Busty Hart and she’s crushes things with her tits on America’s Got Talent, This is the Video
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Jade Jagger Squats To Take a Public Pee
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Chuck Norris Will Kill You
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Jennifer Garner’s Got Some Bigger Tits
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Is She a Cougar or Not?
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Best 10 Moments of Celebrities Playing Sports…
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Rating 5 Famous Female Bloggers
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Rachel Hunter Got Fat
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Hey Everybody! Asses!
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Find Girls To Fuck, What Else Do YOu Have Panned Tonight?
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Go-Kart Crash
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Gianne Albertoni Agua de Coco is Wearing a Swimsuit
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How to Get a New Car Without Paying For It
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Jordan’s Backyard Fun
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Black Angelica All Dolled Up
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20 Minutes of Lesbian Licking
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Pete Wentz is At Least Partly Homo
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Bring It On the Locker Room Scene
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Now THAT’S What I call Talent
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Local Bar Calls Out Linda Hogan
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Shannen Doherty Moves Back to 90210?
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Sluts at the Shot at Love Wrap Party
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Rose Mc Gowen Got Dumped and Isn’t Good Enough to Be in Good Movies
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Striptease of the Day
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The Best Porn You’ll See All Day
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Stephen Baldwin Threatens to Leave America if Obama is Elected – Because He’s a Racist – Unfortunately For Him – No One Cares
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Alisha King is a Tigress
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Christie Brinkley’s Future Ex Husband Spends 3000 Dollars a Month on Internet Porn and Other Good Things…Check it Out
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Taylor Twins vs. Next Door Nikki
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Spy Cam Bust
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Science Fair Projects That Are Good For a Laugh
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Amazing Electric Chair Prank
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Check Your Surroundings
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Strong Bad’s Cool Game for Attractive People
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I Dunno Who Cassie is But She is Full Bangable
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Tila Tequila And Her Cleavage
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Angel Dark in the Shower
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This Will Help Even You Get Laid. Fact.
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Here’s the Finale From a Shot at Love With Tila Tequila
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Some Kim Kardahian Ass, In Case You Forgot What It Looks Like
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Norwegian + Brazilian = Monica Hansen
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Mariah Carey & Nick Cannon already on the Rocks, And Not The Shiny Ones and Not The Ones That Get You High
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Some China MAn Does a Magic Trick That I Don’t Really Understand
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Messing With Driving Instructors
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Turn a Hot Chick Into a Geek
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Cyber Sex is Better Than the No Sex You Get Right Now, Right?
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Kate Moss’ Ass Over Noho
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Candice Michelle Lesbian Sex in the Bathtub
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Sexy classy blonde on stairs
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Stripper Dykes Do It Right
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Swet Auditions Give You a Look a Porn Behind the Scenes
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Two Dumb Sluts Have Lunch With Goldie Hawn
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Ed Harris is a Tough Guy
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Make a Giant Mushroom Cloud Explosion
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BONUS – Two Parts of Jessica, Some Nude Model on Shot By Kern – Mexico City –

Part 1 –
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Part 2
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Dude’s Wife is Naked and Skinny
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Some Girl Trying As Hrd As She Can To Be a Sexy, Tacky, Playboy Slut
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Some Slut Posing in Barely Any Clothes
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Some Dude’s Got a TIed Up Girl Fantasy
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Sluts:
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2008

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I have a gambling addiction, I never had one before, but after losing my shirt in high stakes monopoly, I have decided to join my fellow french men and elderly and asians and hit up the local Casino the last 2 days. It’s all part of my retirement plan and so far my low stakes 25 cent horse race betting has lost me 40 dollars, which may not sound like much to you but is like 4000 dollars to the average person. I spent about 24 hours there in the last 50 hours, I haven’t slept much and I am already craving to go but have no money to get me there so instead I decided to post my links, so you better like them because I feel like I am making sacrifices for you by putting them up.

Did You Feel The Earth Shaking This Morning?
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Really Big Boobs Talking
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Quantum of Solace : Teaser Trailer
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Lucy Pinder Topless in Some Magazine Because I Was Too UnInterested to Post It
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Suzanne Somers Panty Flash
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Check Out Some Scientology Tits
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The 10 Funiest Moments in Midget History
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KIds Give Their Grandmother a Dildo for Her Birthday
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Hot and Professional Internet “Actresses” Make Your Day Better…. By Getting You Off
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Madonna is with A-Rod – Who Cares….
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Yamila Diaz-Rahi Wants to Show You Her Lingerie
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Alison Angel is All Laid Out
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Back in ’83
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Drunken Leprechaun
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Michael Jackson and Akon Collaborate on This Song that Just Hit
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Do It Yourself Sex Change Weirdness
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Kinky Sex….
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MILF of the Day
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Some Escort Company Uses Erotic Chickens to Get Business
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Porn You Know You Can Count On
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Black Chicks Are My New Thing and Here’s Why
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Cameron Teases on the Web Cam
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Movies Made Sexy
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The New York Subway Sign Gets Pranked
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TERRI RUNNELS IS THE HOTTEST MILF IN THE WORLD
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Watermelon’s Increase Iibido Which Explains the Birth Rate in the Projects
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And That’s Why You Don’t Run When You’re Dizzy
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Girlies Have a Mud Fight
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Amy Winehouse’s Husband Juts Keeps Proving He’s a Class Act
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The Sexiest Wood You Can Find
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Lingerie Dance Off
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Frozen Taco Bell Prank
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Teen Web Cam Striptease
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Not Too Sure What’s Happening on the Set of Rhianna’s New Video
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Lindsay Lohan and Lily Allen Making a Pop Song
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Excellent Amateur Set
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Madonn’s Cobwebbed Vagina May Have Found It’s Next Victim
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Daniela Cicarelli is Looking Good
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Japanese Ump Gets Leveled
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Use This to Get Sex, Because You Need All The Help You Can Get
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Lanny Barbie Says Happy Canada Day
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Hot chick getting the massage mouse
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Big Mouth Bitch
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Heather Vandeven in Black Lingerie
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Ashley Simpson Clevage Throwback
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Kate Beckinsale Is Really Really Horny
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Praise the Lord! Eddie Murphey Wants to Retire
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Will Smith’s Hancock May Be the Worst Movie Ever
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Chick Has Fun in Her Room
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Pic Dump of the Day
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Eva Longoria Needed a Rest
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The Month of June in Bikinis
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Gianne Albertoni is a Slut
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Why Are All the British Magazines So Amazing
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My Kind of Office
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Prank a Friend With an Exploding Mouse Trap
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Arika oiling up her impressive rack
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French Fisting is Everything You WOuld Hope It Is
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Who Remembers Masturbating to Daisy Fuentes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Girl and Her Big Tits in Her Underwear…..
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Some Homemade Porn Videos
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Some Party Girls Getting Nice and Crazy
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Party Girls Alway Put Out are Worth Getting Punched by a Bouncer
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BONUS THAT ISN’T A BONUS – MILEY SINGING HER NEW SONG BADLY WHILE ACTING RETARDED WITH HER UGLY FACE IN HER NEW LOW BUDGET VIDEO

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2008

30

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I played high stakes monopoly the other day with a group of Jewish dudes I know, who probably saw me as easy money, because I guess my smell of stale booze and begging to borrow money from them every time I see them isn’t really the sing of a budding real estate tycoon. The truth is I don’t know why I agreed to play, because up until the other day, I found board games embarrassing and something board people in the suburbs do, but I guess I put my pride aside and chose to neglect the fact that I feel like a total asshole sitting around a board with homies just to waste time, and came up with the buy in.

Either way, I ended up losing hard and advise you to never bet on board games. I also advise you to click my links.

Tera Patrick Interview and Gallery for You To Remember The Glory Days…
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Sienna Miller’s Vagina Has Been Around the Block and Back
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Catch Phrase Blooper Makes for Game Show Goodtimes
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Miranda Kerr is Topless In Men’s Style Magazine
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Pam Anderson Hates Jessica Simpson, and I Hate Them Both
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Maria Sharapova Camle Toe
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A Football to the Head Always Makes me Smile
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How to Torment Telemarketers
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Korean Pop’s Hottest Chicks
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Cash Machine Con May Make You Money
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Top 10 Hottest Tits in Gameshow History
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Jessica Biel Blogs About Her Penis….
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The Best Celebrity Book Titles Ever
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The Girls of the Euro 2008
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Web Sluts Help You Cure the Monday Blues
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Not Sure What’s Happening Here…Help Me Out
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Snake in a Bed
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Pussy Cat Dolls Gallery
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A World Where Skaters Always Land Their Tricks is Not a World I Want to Live In
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Lovely Ann Takes a Bath
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Your Dream Babe Elitta
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Find Girls to Fuck and Make Life Worth Living
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Amateur Mondays Makes Mondays Better
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The Best Porn on the Net
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Whores Put on Fashion Shows on the Streets on Madrid
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Beer Pong Table Crash
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Nereida Gallardo is Wearing a Bikini
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Megan Fox Bans Brunettes From The Transformer Sequel
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Spencer Made $50K Off Of Mary-Kate In High School
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Petra Nemcova Short Dress
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Striptease of the Day
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TORY LANE Gallery
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Elisabetta Gregoraci & Her Sugar Daddy Husband Flavio Briatore
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Asians Do Car Washes Right
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Use This to Get Sex the Easy
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Grandma Got a Dildo For Her Birthday
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Miami Hotties in a Club Where They Don’t Let People Like You and I
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Anne Hatheway Most Probably Tattled on Her Criminal Boyfriend
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LiLo’s Half Sis–Figment of Daddy’s Attention-Seeking Imagination?
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Professor Splash Breaks Record for Shallow Diving
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Model Falls to Her Death in Possible Suicide
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‘Naked Cowboy’ can sue makers of M&Ms
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“I Want My Mom Right Now”
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Web Sluts Who Get the Job Done
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On The Job Pussy Play
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The Girls Next Door Naked Photoshoot Outtakes…
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Some Indian Pornstar Named Priya Rai
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2008

24

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

It is some French person festival in this city today, it is a time for French people to unite and celebrate all things french, like poverty, chain smoking, drinking and having illegitimate children all while hating english people. I decided to go to the frenchest of bars in hopes of finding some willing sluts to come back to my hotel room, and by hotel room I mean the back alley, to see some tits. Instead, I got spat on and got drinks thrown on me because I can’t speak french. I felt like a black in the south, a Jew in the Nazi Germany and despite getting wastede, It wasn’t as amazing a celebration as I thought it would be – but here are my links for you because they are an amazing celebration. Cuddles.


Let’s Watch George Carlin’s “7 Words” Together
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The 2 Corey’s Were Most Probably Molested by Michael Jackson
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Trailer for the NEw Joy Division Documentary
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Daisy de la Hoya is…Uhhhh….Hmmmm Could be a Whore But is Probably a Man
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I Don’t Want to Alarm Anyone Here, But Jennifer Lopez is a Huge Fucking Bitch
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Britney Spears’ Udders Have some Pokies
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The Best Cover of Bob Marley’s Buffalo Soldier EVER!
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The 10 Best Local TV Ads
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Boob Grabbing History
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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstong Public Display of Fucking
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Janet Jackson’s Sexy History:
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Liv Tyler Looking Hot for Once
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Have an Affair at Work the Proper Way
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Slag has Fun on Camera with Her New Toy
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Dancin’ Round the World
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Sluts to Start Your Week Off Right
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Get Laid, It’s The Right Thing to Do
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Garbage Shoot Yeeehaw!!
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Marisa Miller Looks Hot in Black and White
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Now THAT’S How You Steal a Purse!
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Jenny Nickol is a Hot Piece
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Jessica Simpson Would Like to Clear Something
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Amy Winehouse Battling Emphysema from Smokin Too Much Crack
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How Would You Spend 164 Millio Dollars?
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Make Use of your Works Speedy Internet Connection to the FULLEST
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Kelly Rowland Took an HIV Test For Charity. Or Maybe Cause She Thinks She Hads AIDS
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Jennifer Aniston is Holding on to John Mayer for Dear Life
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Photoshop Award of the Day
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Striptease of the Day
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Yana Cova gets busty with her toy
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Getting Sex via a Helping Hand That Isn’t You Own
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Football Sluts Are The Only Good Part of Football
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I Am Never Taking an Elevator Ever Again
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Let’s Live Viacariously….
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And That’s Why You Don’t Have Sex With a Drunk Trick
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Hitler Could Sing, Who Knew?
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Olivia Wilde is Tasty
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Linda Hogan is Dumb As Shit
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Mischa Marton Topless Throwback
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Cali Logan Looks Sexy in Glasses
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Funny Viral Called How To Become a Pornstar That I May Have Already Linked But It’s Funny Enough to Link Again
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Some Pornstar Who Drank A Little Too Much Funniness
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Really Weird Public Sex Video
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Jamie Lynn Spears is a Genius
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Larry Birkhead Wants the Memory of Anna Nicole to Live On via Her Underpants
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Awesome Beatboxer
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Megan Fox is Amazing
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Web Cunts to Make Your Day Better
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Dirty Orientals is the Best Buffet Money Can Buy
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Office Play Makes for Big Fun
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl Shows Off Her Vagina
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Some Emo Chick Shows Off Her Tits
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Some Girls on Spring Break Flash Their Tits
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BONUS: Club Sluts the Only Way You’ll Ever Get to Experience Them. Loser
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2008

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a tranny in daylight, while sitting on the streets doing nothing with some dude I met in a donut shop and we were checking out girls together. It’s what you do when you have no money and no place to go. One fake titty bitch walked by with her huge fake tits and the dude I was with started freaking out, it was pretty disgusting crackwhore lookin’ mess but I let it slide, some people like the cheaper version of Pam Andersion. I told the dude to check out this mess with these broad shoulders who was walking towards us. I could tell she was in the tightest mini skirt ever, but when she got closer, I saw penis definition, looked at her face and saw an Adam’s apple. Now I don’t know about you, but when I see dick definition in a tight miniskirt, and an Adam’s Apple, I get pretty turned the fuck off, but the dude I was with started freaking out at this dude dressed like a chick like she was fuckin’ Michael Jackson and her was some Girl about to get trampled at a concert in ’88 in Japan. No matter how much I tried, I couldn’t convince he dude that we just saw a tranny, but I know we did and I don’t have a picture to prove it – but I do have these links:

Some Classy Girls Who Won’t Say No….
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Nicole Richie Looks All Sorts of Not Hot at Some Event I Didn’t Bothing toGet the Name Of
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Fantasy Football, Redefined
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Danielle Lloyd Hot Cleavage
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Lucy Pinder and Sophie Howard Should Just Start Their Own Magazine Like Oprah, But with Tits
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China Chow is Topless
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Whoose Boobs the Bikini Edition
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Ten Hottest Female Golfers.
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Megan Good is The Hottest Video Vixen Ever
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Granny Gets Her Rave On
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Some Busty Slags From Myspace
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Japanese How To Let’s You Know If You’re a Prostitute or Not
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Tyra Banks is an Idiot, But Here’s Some Good Photos of Her From When She Used to Be Seen and Not Heard
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Bulls versus Humans
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Pania Rose is Just Plain Sexy
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Using this Will Make Getting Sex Easy
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Amy Winehouse is Pretty Much Dying
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How To: Dance Like Michael Jackson
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Ingrid Coronado Knows How to Show Off
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Denise Van Outen is in Her Bikini
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Rachel Bilson and Her Short Dress Go Shopping
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Some Nip Slips in Bond Movies
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Some Porn Star Named Alexis Amore Guest Bartending at a Bar in Cali….
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The Best Shit At Harriet Carter This Week….Amazing.
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Some Jean Company is Copying American Apparely and Showing Ass in their Ads…
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O-Face or Tyra Show Face
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Some Google Chat Left Open in the School Library about Hookin’ Up for Head
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Pictures of Austrian WOmen Streak to Victory in a Topless Match
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How-To that will help you get laid at a wedding.
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Cuffing The Chicks At Hooters Car Wash
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Environmentally Friendly Beer Pong
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Watch the Hilary CLinton Pillow Fight VIdeo
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The Hottest Female Reporter on the Planet
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Some Bathroom Art
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Alba Hated Working With Mike Myers because he’s a Bigger Cunt than She is (pre-pregnancy, post pregnancy cunt is on a whole other level )
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The Gold State Warriors Girls in Some Personal Pictures
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Dustin Brown from the NHL Shows His Hockey Stick..
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Hilary Duff Just Did Pilates
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Drunk Girl Rants Like an Idiot
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Huge Tire Versus Kid
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Can’t Be a Virgin Forever
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400 Pound Girl Wins Fight No Problem
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In Honor of the EURO CUP, Here’s Some Naked Bitches Playing Futbol
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Zdenka Podkapova is on the Rocks
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Aladdin and Princess Jasmine Call it Quits
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Jewy While Shopping
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The Best Porn You Can Find on the Net
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!!!KNIGHT RIDERS KITT WAS FOR SALE AND I MISSED IT!!!!
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Amateur Striptease of the Day
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Aveena Lee Strips Down for the Camera
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Now That’s What I Call an Ass
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Mom Caught Masterbating

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Bai Ling is Just Plain Fucking Weird
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More Japanese Weirdness
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Play With Your Food
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Corina in the Flowers
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Angelina Boob Slip Throwback
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PLAY NES THROUGH FIREFOX!!!
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Matthew McConaughey Gets a Good Load on in Nicaragua
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Hanoi Traffic Timelapse
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Gay Zombies Are Rising from the Dead
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David Letterman Owns Spencer Pratt and It Is the Best Shit Ever
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Sluts That Are Worth Talking To, Because They Get Naked
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Office Lady Masterbation
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Latina Movie Club is Everything You Want From Ladies South of the Border
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS:

Some Girl and Her Nasty Dumpy Ass
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Some Fat Chick Shows Off her Big Fat Tits and Pussy
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Some Black Chick Shows Some Nipple
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Some Asian Chick and Her Self Shot Pics
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Montreal Sluts at Places I Never Bother to Go
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2008

17

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve had some bad internet luck the last couple days and I am trying to sort it out but it’s not working out too well for me. What is working out for me is that people still hate me despite my absence from the internet and are sending me hateful messages. Here’s one I got today.

YOU ARE MEAN. YOU ARE SICK. YOU ARE VULGAR. YOU ARE CRAZY. YOU NEED PSYCHIATRIC HELP. HOW IN THE WORLD CAN YOU BLAME ONE CHILD FOR ACCIDENTLY KILLING ANOTHER? THIS COULD HAVE BEEN ANYONE AND THIS CHILD IS A GOOD PERSON WHO IS A GOOD STUDENT, A GOOD FAMILY MEMBER, A WITNESS FOR THE LORD (THAT YOU NEED, BUT HATE). CAN YOU?

IMAGINE HAVING TO LIVE WITH SUCH AN ACCIDENT? i GUESS WHO HAVE NO INSIGHT INTO REAL LIFE WHATSOEVER. YOU ARE THE CRUELEST AND MEANEST IDIOT I HAVE EVER HEARD. THERE IS A PLACE FOR ALL OF US AFTER DEATH, BUT YOURS WILL BE DOWNWARD, NOT UPWARD. I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD SAY THE CRUEL AND IGNORANT THINGS YOU SAID.

GO GET HELP WITH YOUR LIFE. LEAVE OTHERS ALONE.

My response:

Are you trying to get me all horny on the computer again using your smutty dirty God talk again? I have no idea what you are talking about but am thinking about all the dirty things I could do to your vagina while God watches. We could make him his very own porno cuz it’s pretty obvious he’s down with voyeurism, otherwise he wouldn’t follow me to the bathroom everytime I shit or threaten to pass judgement on my readers who are constantly masturbating in shame, the way God likes it.

I once asked a girl if I could judge her masturbating and she slapped me across the face. She was a whore, but not the good kind ov whore who would take money in exchange for me judging her masturbate, let’s just hope you won’t be so abrasive when I ask to judge you in action. I guess none of this matters. Send nudes because I am convinced you are fat otherwise you’d be out having fun and not sitting at home emailing me smut. You little minx. With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

The Sluts Next Door Are At War!!
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The Hulk’s Debora Nascimento shows you What’s What
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Marisa Miller Puts the Twins on Display
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Anne Hathaway is Single
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Porn Slut Mary Cary has a Nipples Slip
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Play The Celebrity Photohunt!
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The Greatest Sports Riots Caught On Video:
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Heidi Klum Lookin’ Like Shit on the Red Carpet
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Top 10 Hottest Videos of Drunk Chicks Making Out
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Some Broad Doing Parkour That Is Pretty Amazing
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Some Sister Feeds Her Little Brother Something Special
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New Megan Fox Photos
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The Veronica’s Are a Female Band Worth Liking on Looks Alone
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12 Shots Later
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How To: Use A Cock Ring So You Last for then 20 Seconds
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Miranda Kerr Pretends to Be a Catalogue Model
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Yet Another Hot Chick Playing with the Wii Fit in Her Underwear
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Now That’s an Alex Trebek I can Relate To
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Maids At Your Service
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Teen Alexa Strips Down
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Sharing is Caring
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A Good Collection of Japanese Pranks
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Man Loves Giant Cheeto; Freaks Me The Fuck Out
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Brazilian model and Victoriaís Secret Angel Izabel Goulart Puts Most Women to Shame
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Ring Hereos Sexy Ring Sluts Make Cage Fighting Less Gay
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Rhianna and Her Legs Went Out For Dinner
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Nude Streaker Scores
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Charlize Theron Looks All Kinds of Hot at Some Premiere for a Movie She Just Made
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It Will Take More Than a Puppy to Make You Look Cutr Darling
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Kelly Ripa is Kind of Looking Half Decent
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Remember Those Hippies Kanye Pissed Off At the Festival? Here’s Some of the Aftermath
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Enough Porn To Keep Your Hands Busy All Day
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Bianca Has the Kind of Rack You Only See In Your Dreams. Or In Her Gallery
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Some Work Out Slut Who is Pretty Hott
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Real Girls Hate Peta
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Babe Appraiser Would Be the Best Job Ever
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I Asked If You Could Fuck a Song – What Would it Be….They Answered
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Sunny Leone Video
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Christina Milian Hot Dress Throwback
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Christina DeRosa is Hotness
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I Think Ameria Wins This Face Off Because I Love Her, But You Decide
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Tara Reid is Still Sleazy
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Miley Cyrus…blah blah….Topless Shoot…blah blah
Here’s Some More Pics of Her Jailbait Ass
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Nikki Sanderson = Boners All Over
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Jodie Marsh Tits Throwback
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Shamron Moore is Better Seen and Not Heard
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The Hottest Sluts on the Net
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Office Play Makes Working Fun
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A Nice Self-Shot Collection
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Vanessa Hudgens New Song is Terrible, But At Least She Looks Good in the Video
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Porn REVIEWS:

MILF Movie Club MAkes MILF Hunting Worth It
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Spring Break Fantasy
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Nebraska Coeds
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Drunken Holes
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SUPPORT MY ADVERTISERS AND IN TURN – SUPPORT ME

Use This To Get Laid, and Make Mom Proud
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Happiness is Merely a Click Away
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because You Comic Collection Can Only Do So Much For You
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BONUS:

Some Montreal Slits That Are Most Probably Underage and Therefore Totally Your Thing. Perv
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Looking Good Sweetheart:
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2008

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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So I was in the bathroom of the bar and walked into some kind of homoerotic charged scene, where a group of young immigrant dudes were pulling out their dicks and swinging them around while laughing like it was the funniest shit they ever saw. I had never really seen anything like that before, and assume it is some kind of cultural thing from wherever they are from like some kind of drunken 20 year old dude right of passage in a country I don’t ever want to visit. I pissed anyway, because I have seen weirder things in my life and I am pretty desensitized to everything, but it was still fuckin’ weird enough to throw me off and ask myself what I just witnessed. Here are my links, hopefully they have a similar effect.


Cybergirl of the Year Jo Garcia Gets Down With the Wii Fit and It’s Pretty Fucking Legendary
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Lohan and Her Box
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Pam Anderson’s Big Ol’ Tits Have Big Ol’ Hard Nipples
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Katy Perry’s Album Fuckin’ Sucks But If Bitch Had A Cock, She’d Be Worth Suckin Off Cuz She Looks That Good in This Gallery/Review
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I Have Never Seen Jennifer Aniston Looking So Fucking Smug in My Life
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Ingrid Coronado’s Bikini is Smiling for the Camera
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Increase Your Heart Rate with Susana Instead of PUlling It Like You Always Do
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Ashley Tisdale Doesn’t Have AIDS and I’m Guessing She is Pretty Happy About That
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Cortortion It’s Sluts in Swimsuits Aren’t So Bas Either
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A Little Collection of Madonna, Mariah Carey and Kylie Minogue
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Pam Anderson Gets Her Tits Grabbed By Tommy Lee
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Top 10 Hottest Bathtub Movie Scenes of All Time
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Best Golf Photo Ever
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Some Crazy Volvo Crash
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Help Me, Help You, Help ME
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Real Girls Gallery
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Josie Maran Enjoy the Scenery While You Enjoy Her
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And That’s Why You Don’t Give a Toddler a Bat
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R. Kelly Gets Away With Making Porn with 13 Year Olds
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Naomi Campbell Looks as Drunk as I Am
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A Gallery of Naughty Nurses
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This Bitch Has Nice Tits
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See How Pick Pockets Work
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Some Tila Tequila Gallery That You Will Probably Like Because She Look’s Like a Little Asian Kid Your Dad Raped and Killed in Nam but with Fake Tits, And You Are Into That
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Gloria Velez is a Pretty Good Way to End the Week
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Bikini Contest That Made My Swimsuit Area Tingle Just a Little
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Nicole Trunfio is Hot in Lingerie
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Hilary Duff, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Fine Girls to Fuck and Give Your Teddy Bear a Night Off
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Sara Larson is Desperate
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Something That is Possibly Alove Just Fell Off Kate Moss’ Head
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Justine Timberlake is Well Hung At Least That’s What Some Tranny I Met Told Me…
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Striptease Collection of the Day
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No One is Interested in Mariah Carey’s Wedding
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Georgia Rubs Herself Down
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The Best Treadmill Accident Ever
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Hamburder Pussy is Nicer Than it Sounds
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The Perfect Ass
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet, Period
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Uses Blue Sharpie To Sign Autographs!
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Now That’s What I Call Progress
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Mena Suvari Bikini Thong Throwback
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Vicki Blows in Zoo Weekly
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Guess the Former Disney Stars Ass
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Monica Cruz is Penelope’s Younger Sluttier Looking Sister With a Less Offensive Nose and I Love Her
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Best Way to Serve a Drink
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Outdoor Spy Came That May Be Fake But Is Still Amazing
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Let’s Go Hawaiian!
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Throwback: Aries Spears Does Rap Impressions
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Jennifer Ellison is Hot
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Lindsay Strut is Topless
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You Weekend Just Got a Whole Lot More Exciting. You’re Welcome
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Jessica Simpson Has a New Gay
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Pussy Play on the Job
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Myspace Whore in Action
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These Tits are Invading London
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Pussy and a Bear
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PORN REVIEWS – Get It On at The Beach with Beach Erotica

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Playboy Chick Named Laura Croft’s Personal Pictures
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FROM THE NEWS

Naked Jogging Priest Found Guilty
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Hot Chick Named Sarah is Naked
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Some Asian Bikini Video
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Spend your Weekend With Someone Who Cares About Getting You Off
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BONUS – Club Sluts from Clubs They Don’t Let You Into
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2008

10

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t have any internet all day because I didn’t have any power, which meant I sat in the dark until running to Starbucks to post my shit. The problem is that Starbucks is evil and always kicks me out- so I convinced some people to compile the links for me – so there’s a lot of them but we all know you have nothing better to do with your time – so click them

Now, Here’s a WHOLE lot of fucking links. Tomorrow – I will only have 10, I decided to scale back.


Body Paint, Tits and Other General Half Nakedness for You to Enjoy
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Halle Berry Used to Fuck a New Kid on the Block
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A Real Fake Skateboard Video
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Kate Hudson Has Some Big Tits, and By Big Tits I Mean She is Flat As a Fucking Board and I don’t Care….
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Gina Gershon Still Denies Fucking President Clinton
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Roisin Murphey Had Teeny Tiny Nipples
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Some Brazilian Kids That Are Far More Athletic Than You or I Will Ever Be
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The 10 Funniest Moments in Phone Sex History
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Lohan and Ronson Hang With Lily Allen Because I Am Guessing Someone Who Hasn’t Had a Miscarriage Wasn’t Available.
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How To : Audition for Playboy
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Decide if this Sean Young Chick is Hot or Not
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Some Petra Nemcova Goodness
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Peta is Most Probably Going to Kil THe Olsen Twins
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Segway Face Plant is Amazing
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Panty Pulling is the Latest Craze to Hit Japan
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More Passed Out Party Girls
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Karolina Kurkova Gallery
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Slut Fight
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Asian Hottie Looks Like a Doll
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Some Entertainment for you Long Ride Home
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If Tennis is Anything Like This, I may Actually Be Pretty Good At It
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More Lezzie Get Downs
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Now THAT’S What I Call Bird Watching
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Quick!! Get Her ATM Code!!
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Brodie Jenner’s NEw Reality Show is Called Bromance
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Baby in Japan Was Born With a Peen on His Back!!
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Blonde Gets Naked At the Cabin
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Guy Busts 40 Water Melons With His Head
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Work Out Slut
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Use This to Get Laid and Thank Me Later
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Spank that Pussy!
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And That’s How You Ruin a Shot
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Bar Raefeli in Some Foreign Magazine
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Peter Andre’s Daddy Sauce
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Bums and Their Creative Signs
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Theodorva is Pretty in Pink
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Busted in the Vegetable Garden
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Newspaper Owns the People the Philadelphia
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Living Lohan Episode 3
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Some Amateur Whore Shows Off Her Hot Ass in Panties
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Woman Faceplants on a Segway
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6 Golf Stretches From Natalie Gulbis
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UK Exclusive – Madonna Hires Divorce Lawyer Because Her Husband Doesn’t Support Her Decision to Get a Sex Change
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Some Crazy Boyfriend Chokes and Beat His Friends
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Some Chick Crushes A Watermelon With Her Thighs
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Some Jailbait Moment
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Get Smart Get’s Hijacked – Hilarious
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Keeley Haell Wasted
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SCHOOL TEACHER WHO HAD SEX WITH UNDERAGE STUDENTS WRITES TO NICK HOGAN
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Some New Star Wars Shit – I Don’t Understand
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Mexican Girl in a Bikini Beatdown
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Some Hot Young Lesbians Pissing On Each Other VIdeo
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A Whole Bunch of Bikini Car Wash Videos
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Some Girl Punching Her Tits
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Some Girls Having Fun Topless on the Beach
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Drink 2 Beers in 2 Seconds
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Some Chick in her Bikini on a Yacht…
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Some Pictures of a New York Swingers Club
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Wonderbra’s Greatest Hits
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Some Chick Named Jenna Fischer – Thought She Was Joining a Spice Girls Type Band But Really Joined a Call Girl Ring….Before she was Famous….
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Halle Berry’s Mom Tits
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Some Beach Volleyball Tits
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American Apparel Does Kiddie Porn
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Some Mystery Teen and Her Weird Homemade Doggy Style Sex Bench
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Some Fat Cuba Ass Shakes In Her Kitchen…A Place That Helped Make This Fat Cuba Ass
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Some Pierced Clit Stupidity
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Some Pierced Clit Reaction Video
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Louise Glover in a String Thing
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Anna Tatangelo Max Magazine Pics
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Babes Who Wont Talk Back
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Hard Day at the Office
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Storm Squirters Give You What You Need
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BONUS – Sluts You KNOW You Can Count On
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2008

07

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

So I took my younger stepdaughter to stand outside the outdoor Death Cab for Cutie contest because I couldn’t afford the tickets because no one takes this site seriously and the security guys kicked us out for loitering, she was pretty disappointed but not as disappointed as I was when I had a circus moment and a 300 pound woman who wasn’t my wife rode by on a bicycle, while a fake titty slut’s breast fell out of her shirt and an old Russian woman with a pet bird on her shoulder bent down to pick up some random dog’s dog shit and showed the world her old lady Russian thong all in the span of 30 seconds and I didn’t have a camera to capture the excitement that is life.

I did have the time to capture the excitement that is the internet and here are my links:


I’d Fuck Dakota Johnson
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Gina Carano is a Slut In Training
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Lohan Has Sex With Some Bobby Brown Kid in the Bathroom
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Kate Beckinsale Just Can’t Cook but Can Fuck
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Rupert Everett Hates Americans
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Victoria Silvstedt See Through Panties
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Victoria Silvstedt in Some Photoshoot Video
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What If We Did Everything We Do on Facebook In Real Life
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Melissa Jimenez is a Latino rough rider.
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Top 10 Topless Scenes in Sandler Movies
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Emilia Attias In Some Hot Photoshoot
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More Myspace Losers
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Girlfriend Flips the Fuck Out
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The Last Beer
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Big Booby Rub Down
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Drunk Angry Girl Does a Big FALL!
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Tigress Gets Naked
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Ginger Jolie is Most Def a Porn Name and Her are Her Pictures….
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Kate Beckinsale Is Going to Save What’s Left of Her Vagina and Not Have Anymore Kids
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30 Seconds of This Hot Chick is More Than You Will Get All Day
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Marie-Kate Olsen Takes a Dive Outside Some Nightclub
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Jailbait Moment – Selena Gomez Won’t Have Sex Before Marriage
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Busty Alice
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Find Girls to Fuck, Because You Only Lose Your Virginity Once, and It Should be Special
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Krista Allen Gallery
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Your Friday Fix of Web Cam Sluts
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Rachel Bilson is the Hottest Not Working Actress Around
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Hilary Duff’s Ass in American Apparel Spandex
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Abigail Clancy Is Rockin’ a Bikini From Many Good Angles
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Father of the Year Stars in The SICKEST Fucking Story I Have Every Fucking Seen
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The Happening Gets Abused Again
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Sharon Stone Still Apologizing for Being an Inconsiderate Bitch
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Amateurs of the Day
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Paula Abdul is the Luckiet Person on the Planet
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Mariah Spice Gets Totally Naked
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I Love Noodles and by Noodles I Mean Yellow Bitches
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Use This To Get Sex, Homo
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Hit and Run Victim Gets No Help
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Sandy Sweet in Lingerie
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Carli Banks Bikini Shoot
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Hayden Panty-Airs Blocks Her Upskirt Because She is a Prude
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Hills Spinoff Expected to Be Biggest Piece of Shit Ever
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Now THAT’S a Swift Kick in the Balls
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Upsidedown Water Slide That I am Probably Too Fat to Ride, But Still Looks Amazing
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Flexi Girls Are Fun
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The Best Stunt Scene Ever Filmed, And By Best, I Mean Worst
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And Now, I Lead You to Victory!
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Girl Gets Off Alone in the Dark
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Open a Beer Bottle…With a Beer Bottle
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Kid Slaps Mom in the Face on Doctor Phil
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Lohan and Ronson Shop Together
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart – Beth Ditto in a Garbage Bag Edition
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Some Funny Shit You Can Buy at Harriet Carter
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Some Hot Laticia Cline Gallery
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Maxi Mounds Has Some Really Massive Tits to GO With Her Really Busted Face
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Carmen Electra at a Drag Race
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The Naked Cast of Real World
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Super Slow Mo!
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Karina Smirnoff @ The Bravo A-List Awards
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Some Hot Joanna Krupa Gallery
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Hot Young Girls Flashing and Kissing
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Bonus – Party Girls Do a Little Wet T-Shirt-ing
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PORN REVIEWS:

Let’s Play Doctor
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