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2008

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I made a lot of enemies this weekend as I set out to do. I don’t remember much of it but I know that I brought some people down a couple notches because I hate seeing people have a good time. I am an asshole and for some reason kept thinking how good it would have been if I videotaped the whole thing… instead of trying to write it and remember it. I could be the next Alex Trebek or some shit, but with strippers and drunks. The truth is I don’t have the boyish good looks to make me look like like I’m just an asshole for good times, but instead look like some alcoholic on some kind of rampage that belongs institutionalized.

I guess it doesn’t matter….but I’d like to apologize to the stripper who I told was too fat to get naked for money and the other stripper who I asked if she was going to slap me with her dick if I got a private dance with her because she was a little too tough to be a girl. Unfortunately, they were crackhead strippers and probably don’t have a computer or even a place to call home…

Here are my links:


Marilyn Monroe’s Got a Sex Tape She’s a Celebrity Sex Tape Pioneer
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Miranda Kerr’s Breasts Are Perfect
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Global Warming Isn’t So Bad Afterall
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Kristen Bell Lookin’ Hot in a Photoshoot
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Alicia Keys Hates White People, And Looks Good Doing It and By Good I Mean Not Very Good…
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J.K Rowlands Tit Slip Was Saved By a Grab
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Looking At These Sluts Now This is About As Close As You Will Get to These Sluts
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Hide Your Stash in a Ford Truck, Just In Case
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Some Sexy Chicks Play Ball
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If It Will Help You Get Laid, It’s Worth IT
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America’s Next Top Whore
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Anna Barros Gallery
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Some Beauty Pageant Pics for You to Make Love To Yourself With…
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Amy Winehouse Is Gonna Make a Fine Parent
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Ashley Simpson Possibly Knocked Up?
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Fine Girls to Fuck
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Vagina Workshop
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Get Yourself Some Webcam Sluts to Do Webcam Things For Free
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When Did Kate Beckinsale Get So Hot?
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Heidi Montag Launches Her New Classy Clothing Line More Pics
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Find The Best Porn on The Net
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Man, 2 Live Crew Needs to Do a Reunion Tour
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Hot Bikini Ass Video
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Tube Top Pilates
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Penny Lancaster is Topless
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Jedi Baseball. Two of the Most Loser Things You Love Rolled into One
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Now THATS What I Call a Running Outfit
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Rock of Love – And The Winner Is….
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Crotchless Pants??
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Some Russian Sluts to Start the Week Off Right
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Leah Stands Around in Her Undies
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Marissa Miller Showing Some Cleavage….
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How I Long for the Old Days
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Some Amazing Full House Outtakes
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Dr Phil Has No shame Whatsoever
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Veronica Zemanova Has Got Some Big fucking Cans
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I’m Trying to Teach You How To Fuck
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Some Columbian TV Star Named Ana Karina has a Shitty Sex Tape
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Some 18 Year Old Girl Fights With her Mom About Going on a Date With Someone She Met on Myspace
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Some Weird Pussy Beating Video
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10 Greatest Moments in Pussy Punching History
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UK Slut Lucy Becker Naked Photoshoot
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Girls Making Out After a Mud Wrestling Match
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Some Italian Porn Star Running for Government
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Some Weird Lap Dance Party I Wasn’t Invited To
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Amazing – This Married Chick had an Affair with her Married Father….
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Some Spring Break Girls in Their Bikinis
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Some Dental Product Erotica
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Jodie Sweetin from Full House Has Had a Baby
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Kim Kardashian Is In Love With Herself
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Girl Takes a Whole Lot of Pictures in From of the Mirror in Various States of Undress
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Some Flexible Chick Showing Off Her Body
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More of Her Being Less Flexible but More Naked
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Some Baby Mommy’s Vagina
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Some Girl and Her Tits
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Some Latin Chick Shows Her Vagina and Nipple
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FROM THE FORUM

The Office (US) The Complete Series
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Foxboro Hot Tubs From Green Day
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Flexible?
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Guys: Shave?
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10 000 Maniacs
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The Kinks Thread
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That OTHER Zappa
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Big, Giant Titties
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Some Vintage Stuff
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Courtney Love
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2008

10

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

More from Flynet and their quest to kill Jesus Martinez (me).

The DMCA letters, invoices and emails that are sent to you and you host is confidential information, not material for you to post on your site. What you are doing is illegal and we are now receiving emails and calls from some of your viewers. These must be removed immediately.

Flynet Pictures LLC

Here are my links:


Jordan is Dressed Like a Mermaid with her Smaller Tits for you Fish Fetishists…
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Spanish Thong Reporters
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Keeley Hazell’s Tits Busting Out of her Bathing Suit HARD!
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Ashlee Simpson Screwed Mariah Carey
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Miss San Jose 2007 Leaked Sex Tape
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If Your Fantasies, You Fuck Them, In Reality, They Won’t Talk to You
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Some Chick With Her Crazy Vagina Tattoo
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Sledgehammer Work Out
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A Good, Clean Feeling No Matter What
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Harry Potter’s Creator Getting Her Big Rich Tit Grabbed
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Use This To Get Sex. You’ll Love It. The Sex I Mean
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The Only Sensible Use for a Webcam is Bitches Getting Naked…
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Find Girls to Fuck. It’s Really THAT Easy
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Courtney Love and a Bag of Pills Leave a Club in London
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Yes Lionel, We Like Her with Bigger Breasts Too
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Tyra Banks is Retarded Even When Planting Trees…
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Fergie is Spent
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Oklahoma Court Rules That It is Legal To Take Upskirt Pictures of Teenage Girls
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Here’s the Whole Teenage Girl Beating VIdeo With Some Annoyng Voiceover
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The New New Kids on the Block Song is Boring
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Tila Tequila’s TIts at the Airport
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Some Site Rated me 8.9 / 10 in Entertainment News….
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Some Tasteful Artistic Nudes
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One of my readers plays the Violin and this is his Radiohead Remix…
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Jennifer Connelly Pretends She’s African for Charity Water….
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A Gallery of Naked or Half Naked Protesters
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Some Playboy Party Video
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Some Car Show Sluts
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Drunk, Naked Acrobatics
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FUCK YOUR JOB!!
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This is Nancy Stelle
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Porn You’ll Want to Take The Day Off Work For
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DJ Sassy is Topless on a Beach
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Some Islam Brainwashing
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What’s Kristen Bell Thinking About? Probably not fucking you….
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Pete Doherty is a Junkie Fuck, and Everyone Hates Him
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Teacher Gets Beat Down in Baltimore
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Monika Hangs Out in the Woods…Naked
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An Email to Berlin – 5 Bucks If You Can Finish the Video
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I Will Never Tire of Seeing Heidi Klum Topless, Ever
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Balls Face Plant
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Slut Whores Up Bathtub; Takes Picture
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Some Vintage Daryl Hannah Topless
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A Nice Collection of Nudes
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Check Out the Axe Body Spray Model’s Myspace Cuz She’s Hot
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Is she a teen model or just a slut who gets naked?
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Young Chick Topless
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Some Girl and Her Bush
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Photobucket Funeral is Some Weird Shit
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FROM THE FORUM

ANTHRAX!
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In Search of Petra Verkiak
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Amy Fucking Reid
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Sara Stone
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MORE Videos That Has Been Wanked By Many
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Stacy Valentine is at the Dentists Office
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Gorillaz
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Teen America
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Sativa Rose
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So the site has been spammed by a group of fucking dating site for the last month and it drives me fucking crazy. Deleting their fucking comments takes me a fucking hour every fucking day to do and I’d rather spend that hour fingering my wife’s rotting asshole or doing pretty much anything but deleting spam from my site..

One of my readers wrote this advice to start fighting the Spammers back and I figure spamming these fuckers harder than they are spamming us is a good idea so that’s why I am throwin’ it up here to see if you’re down with fighting this internet war with me….

Are you as sick of the dating site spam as I am? Well, it’s time to fight back. Go google this phone number: 1-416-628-1072. Those are the assholes who own all of the fucking dating sites.

1) Prank call them endlessly. Make their number unusable.
2) Sign up for their sites. It’s quick, easy, and doesn’t require a valid email.
3) Fill their mailboxes with hate mail and garbage posts.
4) Troll their users with evil, hateful, racist messages. The more offensive, the better.
5) Go to whois.godaddy.com to get the registration info for their sites. They’re all run by the same guy. Phone-spam him until his head explodes.
6) COPY AND PASTE THIS MESSAGE WHEREVER YOU SEE THEIR FUCKING SPAM!

Here Are My Links:

Kate Hudson Dressed Like a Whore in a Gold Tight Mini Skirt
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Party Sluts Being Party Sluts in Party Slut Outfits….
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vote for FHM’s 100 Sexiest Women in the World
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Mila Kunis Half Naked for Complex
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Karla Lopez Makes Me Feel So Emotional….in My Pants…She Makes My Penis Cry
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Jessica Simpson Likes to Strip on Webcam
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More of Lily Allen in Her Torn Skirt and Yellow Panties
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Rate These Sluts Since You Have Nothing Better to Do With Your Worthless Pathetic Life… Woman….
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Janis is Half Naked in this Gallery
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Learn to Win at Poker, Make Some Money, Then Give Some to Me
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Do Yourself a Favor, Don’t Die a Virgin Watch These Girls Have Live Sex
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Naomi Campbell is Banned From British Airways
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Stairway to Stardom
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Jennifer Walcott’s Slutty Picture Gallery
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Petra Nemcova Has Got a Whole Lot of Legs
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When All Else Fails…Get Porn….
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Beyonce May Be Knocked Up
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Point of Courage Honors Senior Citizens
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Gwenyth Paltrow Puts Herself Together for Once
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Some Boston Red Sox Model is Actual Some Freaky Bondage/ Fetish Model
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Kate Moss Gets Wet
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Heidi Cortez is Some Slut With Fake Tits Who Will Make Your Day a Better One if Pictures Of Girls Make You Happy…Never Really a Therapy that Worked for Me
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Paris Hilton too Irresponsible to Have Children; Adopts Cheetah Instead
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Candice Michelle in Some Bondage Pics
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Drunk Chicks History
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Here’s a Music Break With Alizee Bein Slutty
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Korean Face Video
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Decide which WWE Diva Looks Best Naked…One of Life’s Great Mysteries…
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Sometimes, Even Flashing Your Tits Won’t Keep a Man
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Save Your Wrists, Get Laid
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The Best Break Up Ever on Video
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Big Titted Dwarf
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Do You Think She’s Hot?
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German Model Eva Herzigova Naked
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Girls Kissing Girls
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Mischa Barton Needs To Cover Her Fat Fuckng Legs…We’re Not in the OC anymore…whatever that means…
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Japanese Chick Doing Massages Video
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Mina is Very, Very Naked
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QUIT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND GET LAID
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Katerina Hovorkova is going for silver..And Maybe a Diet
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Heidi Montag Amazes Me With Her Intelligence Again
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Aria Giovanni is Getting Kinky
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If You Think Sex Is Fun Now, You Should Try It With Another Person
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Ass SHOTS
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Some Asian’s Vagina
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Some More Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Sevendust
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Pre-Release Ray J — All I Feel
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Best Of Joy Division
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Blondie Singles
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Autechre – Quaristice
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John Coltrane – Giant Steps
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Boards of Canada – Campfire Headphase
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Massive Attack – Essential Mix
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Liz Phair pics
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Ali Larter is HOTT – 1 Too Many T’s Cuz 2 T’s in Hot Must Mean’s She’s is Pretty Hot
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A Boy and His Girlfriend (the slut)
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Pedophile Beards on Young Lovin’ Sluts
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Fuck Buddies or Sluts
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Smartdraw Sluts
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Trivila Pursuit – 90’s Edition – More Slut than Previous Edition
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Lia Feels Herself to See if She’s Still a Slut…
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Hot Amateur Sluts
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Chicks that Sex it Up Cuz They Sluts
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Droppin Loads in a Slut
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Sabrina is a Slut
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More Judas Priest is a Slut
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Liz Phair is a Slut
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Don’t Text Sluts While Driving Cars to Fuck Sluts.
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The Tera Patrick Thread
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Some College Fun For Sluts By Sluts….
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Some Hot Chick Triess On Clothes cuz She’s a Slut
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Watch Us Fuck like Sluts
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Every Justice League Episode Ever
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Petition to Ban Sluts….
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2008

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I am sick. I guess it’s god’s sick way of striking me down because giving me a shitty life wasn’t enough punishment or maybe it’s because I never take down my garbage and my apartment smells like a dumpster on one end and a sewer wherever my wife hangs out because she has trouble wiping properly and after a few days of build up, shit gets a little toxic….toxic enough for me to think I may be dying….

I don’t know what I am talking about, but I am drunk…Here are my links:

Mariah Carey Showing Off Her Tits and Ass
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Hot Slut and Her Motorcycle
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Avril Lavgine is REALLY Fucking Stupid but I’d Still Fuck Her
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Drunken Brits Know How to Party, Now If We Could Only Do Something About Their Teeth
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Put a Frog to Sleep, And Then Lick It’s Ass After To Get High
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A Collection of Celecrties Exposed
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Enjoy This, Because It’s The Most Action You’re Gonna Get All Weekend. Homo
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A Collection of Sexy Gifs Put Into One Video
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I Know You Say You’re “Happy With Being Alone” And “Don’t Need a Chick To Complete You” But I know Go Home and Cry At Night So Get this Bitch on Cam to Pretend You Have a Girl…
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Marisa Miller Is Hot and Can Kick Your Ass
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This Is Living On Your Head, Dirt Bag
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Say Hello To Julie Hoi
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The 2008 Miss England Semifinalists Give Semi Erections Cuz I am Impotent
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More Mena Suvari Bikini Pics
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What is Katherine Heigle Wearing?!
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Kristen Cavallari Lookin’ Fine at Some Thing or Another
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Lauren Conrad’s Got a Fat Arm
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Make Finding Sex a Little Easier
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Screen Print Your Won Shirts With Bleach
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This Slut Thinks She is a Wino Lookalike
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Watch These Girls Play in Their Underwear
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Some Naked Crack Whore
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Tom Cruise Has a Strain of Weed Named After Him
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Get Laid Today
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Learn to Skateboard!
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Some Broad Named Amie Grove is Topless
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More Daft Punk Underwear Chicks. Is This Like a New Fad Or something?
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Some Megan Fox 2003 Action
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This Girl Hangs OUt in Her Blue Underwear
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You Can’t Increase Your Dick Size, But You Can Increase Your Porn Collection
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A Good Collection of Random Photos
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Illustrate a Character in Photoshop
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Conspiracy Theory of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Suzanne Stokes
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Lohan Made me Laugh
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I Don’t Know Who This Chick is, But She is Blonde and Hott, So Whatever
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His Wife is Cheating on Him
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Teen Mommy Darcy!
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Trailer Trash or Just a Slut?
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Some Hot Slut in a See Through Shirt
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Voyeur Cam of Girls Pissing
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Some Pretty Lame Flashing Pics…
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Some Mary Cary Posed Naked Pics Cuz She’s Banging One of the 76ers
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Madonnas and Justin Timberlake’s New Video
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Jordan’s Not the Blonde Big Breasted Slut We Fell In Love With Anymore…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick and Her Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Elliot Smith Thread
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Marilyn Manson – Mechanical Animals
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M83 – Saturdays = Youth
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Vanilla Ice?
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OC Weekly presents Spin City
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Teagan and Sarah – The Con
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Roni Size – Return to V
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80’s Underground Box Set
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Eric Clapton! Woa!
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DJ Quik
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Chubby Chasers
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JezeBell Bond and Veronica Stone
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The Real WHAT WHAT Video
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Animal Collective – Grass
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Jason Mraz – Mr.A-Z
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Liz Phair
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Hot Jessica Simpson pics
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A Blonde Tries to Buy a TV
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Stripper Secrets
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Extreme Rape
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Fire Exit thats sucks
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Trivial Pursuit
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Lillie Feels Herself
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Hips and Thongs
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Young and Busty!
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It’s Baseball Season
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

A lesbian who claims to be a lipstick lesbian left this comment:

“Lesbians may not be cool enough to fuck you, but when they let you watch them go at it, they are are better than all the other girls who don’t fuck you.”

Um, pardon me, fuckface? Not *cool* enough to fuck you? Maybe you’re not cool enough to be fucked by anyone, lesbian or otherwise. Maybe women are actually doing you a favor when they actually condescend to fuck your tiny, shriveled dick.

I decided to reply to it and this is what I wrote:

I am sure you aren’t a lipstick lesbian and the truth is my dick looks a lot like a clit, my ass smells like rank pussy and i am hairy with fat man tits – so you’d probably love me. I look like a what ever bull dyke wishes she could be. So maybe you shouldn’t be so quick to hate on me….and you should instead set up a time for us to a coffee and by coffee I mean get me pregnant like that bitch I saw on Oprah since we’re kinda built the same.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are a whole lot of links:

Jenny McCarthy Calls Bullshit on CNN
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Watch This Girl Change Outfits and Imagine Touching Her
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Web Boobs in Slow Motion, Click This Link…You’re Still Reading This? Why Are You Still Reading This? CLICK THE LINK…..
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Naomi Campbell Got Arrested Again For – Wait For It – Assaulting a Police Officer
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Kirsten Davis’ Pokies Are About As Exciting As Her Too Hairy Bush
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I’m Starting to Find Normal Sluts More Attractive Than Celebrity Sluts
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Tila Tequila is a Slut and Here is One of Her Videos
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Lohan Looks Pretty Hot Hanging With Her Lesbian Cock. I want to fuck her – She Wants to Fuck Kanye
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Impress Your Friends With This Card Trick, Cause the Only Thing Gayer Then Being a Virgin is Being a Magician
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Heather Mills is a Master of Disguise but She Can’t Hide Ol’ One Leg…
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You Moved Out Of Momm’ts House and Sold Your Action Figures. Time to Find a Girlfriend
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A Bra Made of Bacon Would Last About 4 Seconds on My Wife
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Porn Galore
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Megan Fox Arrives in Vancouver
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Kate Moss Is OUt With Her Kid, Lookin’ Fine
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So Bobby Brown is Saying He Never Did Cocaine Until He Met Whitney…Hmmmmm
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Rob a Delivery Van, and Then Give Me Some of Whatever Is Inside
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Use This to Get Laid
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Stop the Press!! Britney is Wearing a BRA!
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Fix Your Facebook and Myspace Photos in Photoshop So You Can Try and Get a Date
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Drunken Slut Get Owned
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Irina V is the Girl Next Door
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Dita Von Tease Topless Body Paint
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And Now, The Climax
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Look Down Kelly Brook’s Shirtand See The Tits She’s Hiding….
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Here’s a Look into The Hottest Taco Latina Porn on the Internet
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The Best 10 Videos of Chicks Getting Spanked
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Hot Bikini Car Wash Pictures
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Possibly One of the Creepiest Myspace Music Pages
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Some Vintage Betty Page Erotica that Was Once Illegal and Now Doesn’t Even Give Boners
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Some Weird Dirty Chick Video
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Some Classy Chick Drinkin’ a Beer With Her Pants Off Video
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Some Nasty Fat Wal Mart Clerk Lookin’ Women Trying to Be Seductive…..Video
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A Weird Masturbation Video….
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Asian Girl’s Pubes Get Caught on Fire
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Hot Chick Born with 2 Vaginas….
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Girls Make Sex More Fun. True Story
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Well, It’s Official, Mellissa Joan Hart is Never Going to Be Hott Again
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Drunk Girls Getting Down to Daft Drunk in Panties
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IF Poker Is Anything Like This Photoshoot, Then It Looks Like I Am Taking Up a New Hobbie
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Naked Olympic Qualifying
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Some Cartooons I Thought Were Cool
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Ciara in a Tight Pink Dress
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Some Olsen Twins Bikini Pics
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Some Foreign Blonde Chick Flashin Her Shit
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Catherine Fulop is in a Blue Bathing Suit
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Asian Nudity
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Some Amateur Nudity
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FROM THE FORUM

First Concert You Ever Went To?
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Programs to Rip Mp3s
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Snoop Dogg Leftovers
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Run, Fat Boy, Run
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A Google Joke Which is Funny
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The Hips and Thongs Thread
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Anal Masterbation Habit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

03

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So my answer to the paparazzi is to find some dumb punk kids in LA who own cameras and have nothing better to do with their time than to take pictures of celebrities. I figure I will pay them if we ever sell them to People Magazine or some shit, so if you are interested email me HERE .

One of my readers called Flynet and they acted like they didn’t know who I was, listen to the message HERE

The good news is that the h4x0r from today was nice enough to not really do the damage he could have, keeping me around a couple more days, until another h4x0r attacks me and I realize this shit isn’t worth the headaches, until realizing that the headaches my wife gives me are far worse than those of a h4ax0r making me crawl back to this shit because it’s all I know.

Here are my links.

Lisa Rinna Makes Out With a Dude for Ashton’s Stupid Show…Or Because She’s a Slut
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Here are Some Pics of Chicks Giving the Sex Eye
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Hilary Clinton is Fuckin’ Obama
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I’ve Always Thought Justin Timberlake Was Gay…This is the Proof
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Gemma Atkinson’s in her Underwear for a Commercial
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Big Wet Drunk Tits and a Lingerie Pole Dance in these Party Videos
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The Shittiest Rihanna Nipple Slip of All Time
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Alanis Morrisette in Some Panties For You Weirdos
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Some Marisa Miller at Some Event Lookin’ Good Enough to Fuck
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Eva Longoria Feeds Paparazzi…Hopefully She Was Smart Enough to Poison Them
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Make That Porn Collection of Yours a Little Better
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Extreme Fisting Video
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A Whole Lot of Dita Von Teese
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Abigail Clancy is Hot in Some Photoshoot in her Underwear
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Bad Girl’s Club Nikki Carlisle Did Porn Before She Did Bad Girl’s Club and This Will Lead You To It…
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Eli Roth has a New Movie and This is The Trailer and His Blog About It….
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Live Sex Shows
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Lohan Pickin’ Her Cocaine Filled Nose
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The American Apparel Street Artist With His Crazy Fake American Apparel Ads Strikes Again…This Time With Vagina Shaving
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Top 10 Celebrity Videos Singing Take Me Out to the Ball Game – Making One of the Weirder Top 10 Lists to Make the stepLINKS
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OK Magazine Recycles a 3 Year Old Picture of Britney Spears
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Top 10 Best 1980s Cable Access Moments….
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John McCain’s Response to Heidi Montag’s Endorsement…..Is Funny…
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Here’s a Funny Tennis Injury Video
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Some Colorado Crush Dancer is a Porn Star Named Shyra Sheer
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Find Sex Faster Then You Can Whack Off And That is fucking FAST!
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Here are Shyra Sheer’s Porn Post….
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Some Party Girls Flashing Their Tits
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Group of Hipster Lookin Chicks Pole Danced in the Subway and Now Do Their Thing in the Middle of the City
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Amy Winehouse Thinks Her House is Haunted
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Some Guy Owns a Chick in a Pretty Boring Way
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Chinese Mother and Daughter Take on the Mistress Video
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Alison Angel and Lia19 are Naugthy and Flashing in a Restaurant
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Denise Richards Shopping With Some Ass Shots
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Public Fuck in Madrid
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Remote Control Fuck
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Funny Ass in Mirror Prank
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O Face or Goal Face
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The Bacon Bra is Good for Titty Eating….
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Kate Bowsworth Explains How She Prepared for Her Sex Scene
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Some Car Show Babes
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Daniela Sarahyba Sports Illustrated Swim Suit Video
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Some Girls Who Are Better Than You and Just Prove That You Are Pathetic
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Make a Half Court Shot, and Make a Million
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Miranda Kerr Is Posing For Victoria Secret
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Idiot Slams Nail Through Friends Hand
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Video That I can’t Decide If It’s Good or Not.
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Make a Low Budget Smoke Bomb
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Pleasure Yourself with a Burger, Like These Dudes
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Dance Like a Sexy Girl
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Kylie Minogue Singing and Dancing and Being Hott
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Sexy Italian Limbo Video
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Watch a Chick Get a Bikini Wax Because I’ve Been Lookin’ For This Video for 3 Years…This Excites Me…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Pics of Ano Bitches
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Some Nudity and Some Lame Fuckin’ Tough Guy Boyfriend
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Give Your Hand a Break, and Use This to Get Laid Instead
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FROM THE FORUM :

More Sun Kill Moon
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The Cranberries
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Looking for Software?
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RJD2
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Guess This Random Chick
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This Guy Posted a Vid of His Girlfriend Sucking Him Off
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Pedophile Beards
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Ladies: What’s Your Underwear Choice for Men?
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I tried doing a stupid April Fool’s joke because I am light hearted like that and decided it would be funny to forward DrunkenStepfather.com to Disney.com since they do smut now, to some religious organization since they hate smut and to a womens rights group because they hate me and always shit on me for being some kind of woman hater.

So I linked to some womensorganization.org site and within 15 minutes we blew up the server and shut down the site, sorry for that but serves your right for getting out of the kitchen and thinking you can take on a man’s job. Next thing you know women are going to be CEOs, construction workers, lawyers and doctors.

Here’s a screenshot of my April Fools Joke that backfired by accident but turned out to be a lot funnier than it was intended to be but probably not so funny for some battered wife in desperate need of advice the hit the site at the same time I fucked it up.

Either way, here are my links:

The New Miss England in a Bikini is a Fuckin’ Tank
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Not Pregnant Just Fat
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Coco Shakes Her Ass On Video
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Behind the Scene Photoshoot With a Slut Named Becky Rule
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Say Hello to Jen, The Girl Next Door
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Bake Some Dog Poop Cookies For Your Loved Ones!
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Plenty of Sex At Your Disposal, Virgin
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F-1 President Max Mosley Sex Tape Leak. Way To Go, Gramps!
GO

When I See Sluts Like This, I Realize Why They Don’t Let People Like us into Clubs….It’s Because We’d Rape Them
GO

I Think It’s Time You Get a Lady To Show You Her Tits That Isn’t Your Mom
GO

Real Girls Are Hot Too
GO

This Commercial Almost Makes Me Want to Buy New Underwear…but then I Realize I Like Beer Better
GO

Cindy Crawford is a Hot Old Lady
GO

Lauren Conrad Was Invited to the WhiteHouse. Audrina Partridge is Probably Taking Nude Pictures Somewhere….
GO

Believe the Hype: Naked Chicks Are ALL They Are Cracked Up to Be..You Should Try One Out….
GO

Some Russian Whores Have a Street Fight
GO

Woody Allen is Suing American Apparel
GO

Her Name is Anna Tatangelo and She’s a Popstar in Italy Now Topless for Max Magazine
GO

100 Best Real Boobs
GO

Top Ten Celebrity Hard Nipples
GO

Some Naked Big Breasted Amateur
GO

Paris Hilton’s Surf Instructor Makes a Movie That Isn’t About Her Nipples
GO

Brianna Frost Face Plants on a Pole Dance
GO

Lesbian Video Of the Day
GO

Is this the Chick from ROCK OF LOVE Showing Her Vagina?
GO

Rihanna Nipple Peak at the Teen Choice Awards Seems Pretty Appropriate
GO

Jenna Jameson is a Zombie Stripper and a Pornstar..What can’t She Do
GO

Sara Larson Escorting Clooney to an Event in a Short Dress that Will Probably End Up on the Bathroom Floor cuz She’s Just that Kind of Girl
GO

Some Girl From Hip Hop Videos Shows Off Her Crazy Booty
GO

Shanna Moakler Turns 53 or at Least Her Vagina Does….
GO

Make Your Own Beer Bong
GO

Some Mariah Carey Being Her Slut Self
GO

Selena Spice Has Some Fun Cuz She’s A Whore
GO

Cunt Punching!
GO

Fuck With Your Friends Computer via Pop-Ups
GO

More Porn Than You Got Under Your Bed
GO

The Young, Annoying Bitch From Party of Five Gallery
GO

Bowling Ball Oops Video
GO

Melissa George is a Whore While Posing with Some Ugly Guy
GO

Jack Nicholson Is Looking More Like ME Every Single Day…I Told You I Was a Movie Star
GO

Commercial of the Day
GO

Tiffany Brookes Makes Me Wanna Move to The South…Actually Everything Makes me Want to Move to the South….Even the Fat Grits Eating Women….
GO

Trigger Happy Compilation
GO

Can You See Me Now?
GO

Carol Alt is 47 and is Lookin’ Okay By Me….But That’s Not Saying Much….Cuz I’m a Pervert
GO

Mercedes Terrell Posing Half Naked
GO

A Best of Celebrity Nip Slips Compilation
GO

Bar Rafaeli is Getting Her Pic Taken in a Bikini
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick’s TITs
GO

FROM THE FORUM

Andrew W K
GO

Michael McDonald
GO

How Torrents Work
GO

Music Compilations Continued
GO

College Style Dance
GO

Stripper Dodgeball
GO

Stripper in Training
GO

A Problem I Can Certainly Relate Too
GO

Sponge
GO

The Runaways
GO

More King Crimson
GO

The Animals
GO

The Classical Music Thread
GO

More Teachers Having Sex With Students
GO

Silicone Implants for Men!
GO

Show Your Tattoos
GO

Cassandra Calogera
GO

Caroline Pierce – Ass Parade
GO

Sienna West – MILF Soup
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that the paparazzi do not like the little guy and are trying to stomp me out. I have been getting attacked by these fuckers for the last 2 years but a lot more often in the last 2 months. The future of celebrity blogs is pretty much over for anyone who makes less than 10,000 dollars a month (me) because these agencies charge you 5,000 for access to their pictures a month, or they charge you for each picture used which can be upwards of 20,000 dollars for one post. Totally insane it seems, but all my pictures are emailed to me, so I only assume they belong to the person who emails me but it turns out that these paparazzi agencies like to think they belong to them. I always remove the pictures when I get a warning because I honestly just assume they are free for me to do my commentary to since they are found objects and since I don’t want to mess with evil people, it’s easier to just trust their evil word.

Today I got a fuckin’ invoice from one of the agencies for 55,000 dollars:

To Whom it May Concern

We are writing you because it seems we are having a continuous
problem with your use of our pictures on your site, illegally. We have attached an invoice with total amount due up to this point for the pictures you have used. You must pay this amount within the next 30 day or we will take further legal actions.
You may contact Nicolas at 323-833-7042 if you have any further questions.

Thanks
Jamie
Flynet Pictures LLC

This was my response:

To whom it may concern,

I never contracted images from your company and have no working business relationship with Flynet LLC. I have no idea what images you are referencing and invoicing me for, however I can assure you that these images were never purchased from your company. This invoice is not valid and has wrongfully issued to drunkenstepfather.com.

However, I am glad you reached out because I have linked FlynetOnline.com and sent 6,000 clicks at a rate of 100 dollars per click, amounting to 60,000 dollars.

Attached you will find the invoice,

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

This isn’t the end of the site, no one can bring me down, but they are fucking trying. I can’t afford to fight this shit so I may have to change the format of the site so if anyone has exclusive pics of celebs, or goes out in LA and snaps pics and gives them to me, I will give you presents and by presents I mean nude pics of my wife, which aren’t exactly a treat but they are the best I can do.

Here are my links:

Jennifer Aniston Poses With Ass Cracks…Everyone Click This Fuckin’ Link….
GO

Vanity Fair’s Senior Citizen Exclusive!!
GO

And Now, The Best 30 Seconds of Your Day
GO

Undo Your Mom’s Bra With One Hand
GO

Paris Hilton Busts Up Her Already Busted Face
GO

Nip Slips With the Stars
GO

Use This to Find Sex,Cause You Need all The Help You Can Get
GO

Hello Elsa Benitez and your Nakedness
GO

What the Fuck Did Lara Flynn Boyle Do to Her Face?
GO

Something You Can Never Have because You Don’t Leave Your House
GO

Start Your Week Off Right with a Sex Show
GO

Fat Man Eats 5 Double Cheeseburgers
GO

Obama Girl Versus Hilary Girl Cry for Fame
GO

Top 10 Big Breasted Weather Girls
GO

A Reader Wants to Know if This is Sarah Silverman
GO

If IT’s High Res Enough, I Guess She’s Not REALLY Naked, But Whatever
GO

Well, It’s Official, I Am Moving to Isreal
GO

Whoever Told You Sex Was More Fun Alone Was Wrong
GO

Why Can’t Every Cancer Survivor Look Like Kylie Minogue?
GO

Rock of Love 2: Gangbangin’ Daisy
GO

I Am Pretty Sure Madonna Could Kick The Shit Out of Both You and Me
GO

Whoa! Time For Some More Surgey Janice Dickenson’s Ass
GO

Turn Your PC Into a Media Host for Your PS3
GO

Brenda Walsh is Still Alive?
GO

Porn Galore Cheaper than a Whore
GO

More Face Plants Off the Pole
GO

Remote Control Sex!
GO

Make a Ketchup Bottle Explode!
GO

A Little Bit of Christy Hemme
GO

Some Vibrator Pleasure, For Her and Your Pleasure
GO

Jessica Alba is Massive
GO

Jessica Simpson is in the Hospital
GO

Next Time I Wear a Suit (Prolly at my Funeral) I Am Going To Wear This Tie
GO

Luscious Perscilla is a Hustler
GO

Heather Mills is a Really Respectable Women
GO

Lindsey Lohan to Kill Sharon Tate All Over Again
GO

Some Music Video From Some Country I’ve Never Been To That I Think Is Funny
GO

If THis Was Me, I Would Have Slugged the Bitch
GO

SNL Hates AShley Simpson and I Hate SNL
GO

Nekkid Bowling!!
GO

Candice Michelle Gives a Nude Lap Dance
GO

She’s Got Amy Winehouse Eyes
GO

Reader James Leary Does Standup
GO

Krystal Forscutt is Monday’s Pick Me Up
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl’s Homemade Nudes
GO

Some Sluts Tits
GO

FROM THE FORUM:

The Kooks – Konk
GO

Kaki King – Until We Felt red
GO

Papa Roach – Infest
GO

The Raconteurs – LIVE in Chicago
GO

Moby – Hotel
GO

Metric – Grow Up and Blow Away
GO

Yelle – Pop-Up
GO

Neil Young – Greatest Hits
GO

The Cure – Mixed Up
GO

King Crimson – 1972
GO

The 5th Element OST
GO

Dance With Me OST
GO

Westward 2 Heroes of the Frontier
GO

Paragon Partition Manager 9.0 Pro
GO

Slightly Used Rubber Fist for Sale
GO

Nikie Feels Herself
GO

Young With Big Tits
GO

Ass for dayyyyys
GO

Elbow – Asleep in the Back
GO

The Runaways
GO

Kenny G – Paradise
GO

The Kills – Midnight Boom
GO

Evanescence – Anywhere but Home
GO

Marvin Gaye’s Greatest Hits
GO

Steve Aoiki – Pillowface
GO

Paul McCartney – Back in the World
GO

Fatboy Slim – Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars
GO

Dont spend your raise
GO

Teach Yourself HTML in 10 minutes
GO

Your Old and Have a Small Penis
GO

Falcon Punch!!
GO

Meagan Foxx = Foxxy
GO

Goh Feels Herself
GO

Liana Shevchenko is HOTT!
GO

Random Amatuers
GO

More Young and Top Heavy
GO

Teachers having Sex With Students
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

i know freud was full of shit but this is a great moment from your leann rimes post.

and i quote:

It’s a lot like that time you let a dude suck my dick for coke and I am not judging because one slip up doesn’t make you a fag.

This is what I said:

“I let a guy suck my dick for coke” but realized that exposing my inner most secrets were sad and not funny, so I changed it to that to see if anyone would catch on. I have this problem called not editing but I am glad you noticed, you’d win a prize because it turns out that I also suck dick for attention to detail.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are my links….

Papa Joe Shows Off His New Russian Singin’ Slut
GO

I Don’t Know Her Name, But She Is In A Bikini
GO

Let’s Give It Up for the Bikini Crew
GO

George Clooney’s Girlfriend Is a Slut. Way to Go Clooney!
GO

Alessia Merz Has No Top On
GO

Experience Sex Like You Never Have Before… With a Chick!
GO

Hello Jenny Milstead
GO

3 Girls naked in a Tent
GO

Are You Poor Like Me? Turn Your Old Underpants Into a Bra for Your Mom
GO

I Don’t Car Much For Soccar, But I Like Ads for It With Hot Chicks
GO

Eva Amurri is a Bit of a Butter Face but is Half Naked
GO

Hayden Airs-Her-Panties in a Short Red Dress
GO

Bobbi Ballard Has Got Some Big Fucking Cans
GO

Jail Bait Musical 3!!
GO

Stripper Workout Fun
GO

Girls Make Sex More Fun
GO

Double the Fug
GO

Get Some Exercise with Sex Doll Swimming
GO

Watch Live Sex Show on Your Computer
GO

Seduce a Girl By Being Funny. God Knows Nothing Else is going for You
GO

This is Polish Idol
GO

Make Good Use of Your Weekend Days Off. Watch Some PORN!
GO

This Sexy Chick is Working Out at the Gym
GO

Some Bad Dates You Can Prolly Relate To
GO

Heather Locklear Lookin’ Tasty
GO

And Now, Some Vibrator Pleasure
GO

I Don’t Know Who Julieta Prandi Is, But I Think I Need To Find Out
GO

Sled of Doom
GO

Here’s One Too Watch Again and Again
GO

And Now Some Rhianna
GO

Danielle Llloyd is Naked. Again. Yawn.
GO

Lauren Conrad Showing Of Her Hills
GO

Kate Beckinsale Gives Boners To Virgins…
GO

Hot Chick With a Loser
GO

College Girls Make Out
GO

Sophie Monk Looking Hott
GO

The Very Sexy Sonia
GO

The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals that Weren’t
GO

Ricki Lake Gives Birth Completely Naked in a Tub…Yeah…Ricki Fuckin’ Lake Naked….
GO

The Sexiest Teenaged Indian in America Posing
GO

Gisele is Skinny and Hot in a White Dress
GO

Lohan to Star in a Movie About Charles Manson
GO

An American Apparel Model Speaks Out on the Pervert Who Runs It
GO

Eating Out a Cow is Probably one of the Weirder African Traditions
GO

Some Gymnast Chick Does Her Routine With No Panties On
GO

Miss Howard TV Prefers Anal Sex To Regular Sex
GO

Some College Chick Gets Her Ass Licked for the First Tme
GO

Man Faces Charges For Having Sex With a Table
GO

Mishca Barton’s Cellulite is Hot
GO

Some Chick Posing in a Bikini Video
GO

Jennifer Leigh – Vegas Poker Player – Does Playboy
GO

Jaclyn from my Comments Does a Video Interview
GO

Jenna Jameson Looks Like Death
GO

The President of Some European Country Thinks Muslims are Taking Over and Makes a Movie About It
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Hot Trashy Chick Posing
GO

Some Photobucket Vagina
GO

Black Dripping Vagina
GO

More Vagina on Photobucket
GO

FROM THE FORUM:

Evanescence – Fallen
GO

New Found Glory – Greatest Hits
GO

Beach House – Beach House
GO

The Lost Boys Score
GO

Adobe Audition
GO

Trailer Park Tycoon
GO

Billary Clinton
GO

Denise Milani Has HUGE tits
GO

Lets Count to 100!
GO

Vote Jaclyn to Be Paris BFF
GO

Lovely Arse
GO

More Lovely Arses
GO

Young girls with Big TITS
GO

Video of your Grandma doing porn
GO

Do you like Hair Pulling?
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone reported me to the photo agency posting pictures I don’t own but that they own. Reality is I get shit off a forum and don’t know where they come from, so to me shit’s a found object, like the time I found a wallet with 80 dollars in the shit and bought myself 2 cases of beer. It was the closest I ever came to winning. If they want shit untouched, then keep it locked up better, because I am not about to research the source of a fuckin’ picture when I find it on the internet, it just doesn’t make sense to me and people reporting me a fuckin’ lame, like the loser in elementary school who tells the teacher that all the cool kids were out smoking cigarettes at lunch, getting us all suspended and the reason they have no friends….no one likes a narc.

Either way, some paparazzi agency emailed me this:

jessica-simpson-kinda-had-an-
upskirt-that-you-cant-see-of-the-day

sophie-monks-got-an-outty-
vagina-of-the-day

These images posted on your site belong exclusively to Fame Pictures and since you haven’t requested permission to use them, they are in direct violation of copyright infringement. I am glad to discuss an affordable rate plan for use of our images. Otherwise, remove the pics immediately or face the legal repercussions of unsolicited use.

Justin Smith
Fame Pictures
Sales Manager
JustinSmith@FamePictures.com
(310) 395-0559

This was my response:

Dear Justin Smith…If that is your real name because it sounds pretty fake to me,

I have permission to use them – thanks for the heads up but it’s all under control sweetheart. My site doesn’t make money so I can’t pay for pictures. But love the name of your company. Fame is so relevant for a paparazzi agency, you fuckers are more than just scumbags with camera, you actually have a really unique corporate vision. Speaking of Fame…I wanna live forever, you know like the shitty musical. You like that don’t you, you fuckin’ homo. Showtunes for life motherfucker…or should I say…brotherfucker.

You can tell the fucker who ratted me out to lick my fucking asshole, it’d be the closest thing he’s ever got to pussy because I know who he is and I know where he lives and I am always up for a good fuckin’ time. RESPECT,

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Yeah, I know that was weak. I am drunk Now let’s hope there’s no lawsuit cuz I’ll have to shut down the site. Here are my links:

Mary-Kate Olson is Looking Fine
GO

Blind Fold Boxing
GO

Give Your Friend a Chicken Bullion Shower
GO

The Pussycat Dolls Are in Trouble
GO

Ashley Tisdale’s Giant Nipple
GO

Some Fine Bitches Your Virgin Ass Will Never Get to Touch Ever
GO

Some Sexy Sluts in Bikini
GO

Hot Girls and Beer Bongs, Like Peas and Carrots
GO

Sometimes It’s Fun to Leave a Little to the Imagination
GO

This May Help You Solve that Little “Virgin” Problem
GO

Well, After This I Def Need to Buy a Jeep
GO

I Gotta Day, I Am Lovin’ These X-tina Nursing Tits
GO

So Close To Seeing Janice Dickinson’s Shrivled Vagina
GO

Remy Ma is Going to Jail
GO

Sex is a Two Person Sport
GO

Kate Walsh is Standing Up for Sex Education. I Am Standing Up for Watching Sex with Kate Walsh
GO

X-Tina’s Neighbors Are a Bunch of Prudes
GO

Learn to Shake Your Ass Like a Black Chick, Then Teach Your Girlfriend If You Ever Get One
GO

The Toilet Lady’s Boyfriend is in a Whole Lot of Shit
GO

Watch This Chick Work Out While She Does Her Laundry
GO

Man I Really Need to Start Playing Golf
GO

Watch This Fleixble Chick and Imagine All The Things You Could Do to Her If She Wasn’t a Virgin
GO

Mommy Likes to Flash Her Tits
GO

Pass The Days With Porno
GO

Shay Lauren is Hanging Out In Lingerie
GO

Oh The Things You Come Across on the Net
GO

An Almost Jessica Simpson Upskirt
GO

Okay, Fergie Looks Like She is Made of Wax
GO

And Now, a Bikini Break
GO

Baby Needs Some Practice on the Pole
GO

Slut Apolonia Lives a Fairy Tale
GO

This Blonde Office Babe Just Doesn’t Get It
GO

I’m Not Really Sure What’s Going on Here, But I Laughed Anyways
GO

Anna Kournikova = Boners
GO

Some Throwback Monica Bellucci Nudes
GO

This is Vicky and She is Gettin’ Naked
GO

Alicia Witt is a Whore
GO

Women Who’s Name End With “A” Have Hotter Bodies Than Other Girls…It’s Proven
GO

Cameron Diaz Killed 2 People or Something
GO

Here’s a Bianca Beauchamp Fetish Model Gallery for You Perverts
GO

Deaf Guy Enjoys Spring Break Bodyshot
GO

Meet Spitzer Swallow’s New Escort
GO

The Fake American Apparel Artist Strikes Again
GO

Some Brown Chick in the Shower
GO

Sports By Brooks Girl Jackie Shows Off her Tits
GO

Here’s Some Slut Named Lucy
GO

Some Elisha Cuthbert Lookin’ Messy
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Photobucket Tits
GO

Pbotobucket Young Pussy
GO

Photobucket Wii Insertion
GO

FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Moby
GO

Pre-Release AZ – Undeniable
GO

Rilo Kiley – under the Blacklight
GO

Juliana Hatfield – In Exile Deo
GO

The Rockfords
GO

Kraftwerk – Autobahn
GO

Deep Pruple – Burn
GO

LIVE – Songs From the Black Mountain
GO

Spiderman 2 Music
GO

Spice 1 – AmeriKKKa’s Nightmare
GO

Eric Clapton Discography
GO

Thongs
GO

Bikini Clad Midget
GO

Awesome Car that i Won’t Drive
GO

Forgive Me Father
GO

James Lidell
GO

Evanesence
GO

King Crimson
GO

Eric Clapton
GO

Bonde Do Role
GO

The Photoshop Thread
GO

Monopoly 2008
GO

Spitzer’s Gal
GO

Avril Lavigne
GO

Here’s a Song About a Pepaw
GO

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