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2008

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dear Jesus Martinez,

You’re a dick.

Lots of love,

Your mom

This is what I wrote back:

Mom?!

Is that really you? Daddy told me you went on vacation and but you never came home? Part of the reason I started this site was in hopes that one day it would reach you. Not having you in my life all these years really created a void that I filled with self destructive behavior. I am so glad you wrote me…now we can start the recovery process.

So, where have you been all my life. Let’s meet up so you can give me all those outstanding birthday and christmas gifts. I will accept a lump sum payment if it’s easier.

Send Nudes, since I feel like I don’t know you, I think it’s ok to get off to you, even if we’re related.

Love

Your son, Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Leelee Sobieski Has a Weird Fucking Fetish
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Become a Sexplorer:
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Some Dude Jumps Out of a Plane With No Parachute Insanity
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Here Are Sexiest Idols
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Her Name is Alba Parietti and this is her Nipple
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Britney Spears is a Cartoon in her New Video Which Makes Her Easier to Jerk Off To
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This Site Has A Lot of Sluts Posing in Lingerie
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Fuck With These Whores….
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Fake Tits at the Club
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An American Idol is Shopping Around Her Nude Pics Unfortunately
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Some Dude Gives Himself Liposuction
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Lohan Training Her Sister to be a Slut
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News Anchor Vs. Reporter Video
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Her Name is Catalina White…She’s a Roller Girl…This is Her Photoshoot
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This is Mischa Barton’s New Boyfriend
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Madonna Admits to Doing E
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Juliette Lewis is Dressed Like a Clown….I Guess She’s Been Hanging With Panettiere
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Mia Rocks Shows Off her Crazy TIts
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The New York Governor’s Alleged Whores
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Jenna Jameson for PETA Video
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Her Name is Mindy Vega and this is Her Showing Off her Body
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Funny Video of a Girl Waxing Off Her Cooch
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Pregnant Slut About to Explode of the Day
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2 Girls One Cup Meet Something Way More Vile….
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A Film Crew Gets Arrested for Trying to Kill Kate Hudson for Trying To Kill Owen Wilson by Breaking His Heart….
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Some Pictures of Some Dude’s Bachelor Party
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Jessica Simpson Live From Kuwait on the Today Show
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Morgan Fairchild’s Old Cleavage
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Miss Phillipines Girl Stumbles While Answering a Question
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100 Pictures of Hot Chicks Washing Cars
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Watch This Clip of Jamaican Dudes Talking About How They Hustle White Tourists
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Some Red Pepper Kinkiness
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Some Hot Chick Farting Video
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Who is the Pornstar in these Ads….I guess Both Are…
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Dave Navarro is Pushing Seasons Like an Asshole
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Weird Alien Rape Video
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I Beat Anorexia
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How To Get Tested for STDs
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How To Prevent STDs
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Letterman Asks Paula Abdul If She’s Drunk
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Tila Tequila’s 3 step sisters Try to Share the Spotlight by Being Sluts in this Video
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Janet Jackson Has Been Hospitalized
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Some Britney Skye Porn Star Pictures
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Hilary Clinton Farts
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out in Iraq
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Hot Chick Exercising
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Jenna Jameson Poses With Jenna Jameson
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Orange Coast College Cheerleaders are Sluts and I Like Them
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Slaw Wrestling Pictures and Videos Make me Hungry
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How to Tell If She is a Hooker or a Cop Video
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Some Crazy Retard Sex – NSFW – But Funny as Fuck…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some of the More Hardcore Shit Found on Photobucket – Some Lesbianism, Some Flexible Mastubration, Some Sex…
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Some Fat Blowjob and Sex
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Portishead – Third
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Frou Frou – Details
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Lenny Kravitz – Time for a Revolution
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Zero 7 – Simple Things
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Hard-Fi – I Shall Overcome
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Soundgarden – A-Sides (Best of)
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Sparklehorse – Wonderfull Life
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Ghetto Fights DVD
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The Clientele – Strange Geometry
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The Blow – Paper TV
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Fight Club EBOOK
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Myspace is EVIL!
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Shay Laren
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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2008

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dear Sir,

I was surfing the internet, as I want to do, and somehow I think the devil himself made me stumble across your website. I have never in my life read such cruel, distasteful, and hurtful things in all my life! The people you criticize so harshly have dedicated their lives to working VERY HARD to become successful and you treat them like dirt, in addition to your disgusting personal editorial. I don’t know how you sleep at night. You need to go to church, I will pray for you.

Betsy Rogers
Des Moines, Iowa

I replied:

Thanks Betsy.

I appreciate the email. I am not sure what you are specifically making reference to, but I am glad the “Devil” brought us together.

I don’t believe that the devil actually exists and I guess that means I don’t think God does either. I know that I like to pretend I am the cumming of Christ sometimes, but usually only when I am cumming all over my wife’s ass….because my name is Jesus…she usually wipes it off, so I guess she’s doesn’t really believe in the whole coming of Christ shit either.

I know you don’t know me, but I do have issues with impotency, and sometimes I can’t fuck for weeks. That to me is the closest I’ve ever come to possessed by the devil. No, I’m not talking about my wife’s devil tattoo over he gaping vagina, which was pretty cute when she was younger, but since the weight gain looks more like Texas, I am talking about not being able to do something I really want to do that is out of my control. I guess like a paralyzed dude trying to run a marathon but only being able to roll passed the finish line kind of thing.

Either way, somehow my baby Jesus always shines through and makes an appearance like it was Good Friday and if there was a God, I’d totally give him a high five, but only after washing my hands, because my wife’s a squirter. I was always convinced she was just peeing on me, but we took a sample to the lab and it turns out she was just having really intense orgasms, which is amazing, considering I have no business or skills to make anyone cum, not even myself while watching really raunchy porn.

As for hurting your feelings by making fun of celebrities, all I have to say is that they put themselves out there and are financially compensated in their jobs for any shit I may spew. I am sure it doesn’t hurt their feeling because they are too busy sitting on beaches, doing cocaine and having pre-marital sex…..I think maybe you are confusing me for the devil, when in reality it’s these “role models” who are fuckin’ up the kids by making them image conscious, materialistic, vapid sluts who use their tits to get them ahead are really the devil’s work….maybe together we are on the same spiritual path. Send Nudes.

We should go grab a coffee next time I am in Des Moines, which may be never, since I am sure it’s as shitty there as it sounds and I’d rather be rockin’ out on the beaches of Cancun during college spring break than going to church with you, but if your tits are hot enough, maybe I’ll re-work my vacation plans.

Happy Easter,

Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Some Hot Fuckin’ Slut Showing Off Her Bra With Cum on her Face
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Hot Half Naked Party Girls
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THE DIRTIEST POLITICAL SEX SCANDALS
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A Whole Lot of Kim Kardashian Cuz You Want Her Fat Cunt
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Jenna Jameson’s Pussy for Peta
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Germany’s Next Top Model’s Leaked Topless Pics
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Some Crazy Huge Tit Video
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How To Get Rid of a Hickey
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Karen McDougall is Bruce Willis’ Girlfriend and This is Her Topless for Some Mag
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Some Hot Molly Simms Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Elisha Cuthbert Showing off a Hot Bikini Body
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Catherine Zeta-Jones Has Some Hot Tits
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Sunisa Kim and You Want to Fuck Her
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Here is a Bare Assed American Apparel Ad
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Some Slutty Rebecca Romijn Stamos Photoshoot Pics
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Her Name is Cherokee D’Ass and She’s Admitting To be a Hooker in This Dirty Video
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Top 10 Banana Blow Job Videos
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Mentos Rocket Cunt Punches a Chick Video
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Emily Scott Looks Pretty Amazing in This Photoshoot…
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Some Naked Blonde Amateur Chick
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Her Name is Louise Glover and She is a Rejected WWE Diva You Want to Fuck
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Some Horny Couple Fuck in Public
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You’ll Want to Fuck Miguel Tejada’s Wife
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Emma Watson has a Borderline Upskirt Moment
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Guess the Celebrity Side Boob
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MTV Banned This Gnarls Barkley Video
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How To Make a Bong Out of a SoBe Bottle
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Ivanka Trump is a Spoiled High Maintenance Cunt
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Here’s a Crazy Lowrider Video
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Some Party Girl Showing the Bottom of Her Tits
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Nothing Says Good Times Like a Set of Bouncing Boobs
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Some Security Guard Stripping a Girl Video
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The Tranny is Quitting Pussy Cat Dolls
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Amy Winehouse’s New Party Trick is Snorting Vodka
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Nicole Richie is Showing Off Some Pregnancy Tit
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New Orleans Mayor Supports Vaginas
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How To Make People Naked on Photoshop
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Nickelback Chad Kroeger Can Suck His Own Dick for Beer
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Some Giant Chick in a Chick Fight Video
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Some Coco’s Got Some Crazy Fuckin’ Ass
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Bush and McCain are Lovers
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American Idol Success Leads Sanjaya To Rockin’ Out at Bar Mitzvah’s
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Adriana Lima Ruins an Upskirt Moment
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Gene Simmons is Completely Bald – I just Thought He Had Bad Hair
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A Chick in Booty Shorts and a Bra Shows Us How To Do a Sexy Work Out While Doing the Laundry
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Some Jackass Dancing in His Car Deploys The Airbags Video
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A Whole Lot of Self Shot Amateur Slut Pictures
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This Jewish Kid Doesn’t Believe in God
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Dita Von Teese Does a Burlesque Show in Vegas Video
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Cindy Crawford’s Picture Perfect Family is Obnoxious
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Fuck With Webcam Sluts Cuz You Are Bored and They are Willing
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From Photobucket

Some Nasty Speckled Ass
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FROM THE FORUM

RUN DMC – Tougher Than Leather
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Grandmaster Flash – The Message
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The Blow – Poor aim love songs
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2 Louis XIV CDs
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Velvet Revolver – Melody and Tyranny
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Violent Femmes – Why do Birds Sing?
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Joss Stone – Mind Body and Soul
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Fat Joe – The Elephant in the Room
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What Aim!
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How do You Eat Your Pussy?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My wife had some special event to go to for a friend from her old job’s retirement party or some shit and she was all fucking excited because it meant getting out of the house and having a wife time. My wife is a little delusional and thinks she has it going on when she takes some time on herself to get ready, because she normally is too fuckin’ lazy to put on make-up or do her hair or wear anything that doesn’t have an elastic waste band…she was trying to brag to me about how great she looks and how everyone will be in awe and want pictures. I tried to explain to her that they will just be in awe that someone that big is still alive, like they are witnessing some kind of medical miracle because no heart can handle the kind of shit she puts it through just trying to get off the fuckin’ couch.

She told me I put her down to make me feel better about myself and so that she feels undesirable and will never leave her….I tried to explain to her that I want her to leave me and the fact that I wake up to her everyday makes it impossible for me to feel better about myself. What makes me feel better about myself is that I had the night to myself with the hope she meets someone new. I am drunk and here are my links…

19 Year Old Dancing With the Stars Chick is Staying a Virgin Til Marriage But Probably Sucks a Mean Dick
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Here’s a Compilation of Kelly Brook in Hot Action
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Guess The Ugly Celebrity Baby
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How To Have Hot Webcam Sex…
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Sophie Monk Totally Naked in a Movie…Amazing
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Mary Kate Olsen’s Last Boyfriend Died of a Drug Overdose and her New Boyfriend Was in a Coma From a Drug Overdose for 3 Months…
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Telamundo’s newest star Monica Noguera Posing Sexy
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FOUND PORN
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Some College Girl on Girl Action
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The 27 Most Hilarious Album Covers of All Time
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Camilla Belle is Worth Fucking
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Some Hot Sexy Panties in Picture
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Some Club Slut in a Gold Bikini
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This Bitch has the Tightest Ass I’ve Ever Seen
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Asian Photographer’s Go for the Upskirt
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Fat and Lazy Katherine Heigl Eats While Her Husband Does All The Work
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Bruce Willis Likes Smoking Weed
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Rihanna and Chris Brown Getting It On
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A Bunch of Jamaican Chicks Beat up a Dude
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Rachel McAdams is Boring But Still Shows Off Her Legs
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Lucy Pinder in a Hot TV AD
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Some Topless Chick Rockin’ Out on Guitar With her Cat
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How To Use a Cock Ring….
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Obama has Some Ties to Terrorism
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Kate’s Playground in a Throwback but Fuckin’ Hot Video
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More Topless Pics of the IU Cheerleader
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Some Vagina Pastries are Cheaper and Taste Better than the Vagina You’re Getting
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Some Gossip Columnist Recreates the Lohan Pictures
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St Patrick’s Day Special….Celtic Cuties
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A Tribute to Jennifer Aniston’s Ass
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Jay Z and His Successful Jewish Banker Friend Bang Julia Stiles
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Tyra Banks in a Mini Skirt Showing Off her Mid Section
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Here is a College Facial
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Jenna Jameson’s Ass Flash on the Runway
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Big Breasted Japanese Model Gets Arrested
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How to Perform a Self Breast Exam
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A Granny in a Corset To Get You Excited
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Some Chicks Dirty Dancing and getting Naked
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Some Creepy Virgin Dude Talks About Being a Zoophile Weirdness
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Some Hot Chick Posing with an Exotic Car in her Underwear
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Some Flavor of Love Bitch Posing
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How To Live Out Your Sexual Fantasies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Here is a Beefy Fucking Pussy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Floppy Fuckin’ Photobucket Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:

Some Slut named Andrea
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Close Up Hidden Toilet Cam
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Young and Busty
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Tiffany
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Lifehacker PDF
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Vanessa Hudgens
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Pre-Release Gnarls Barkley
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Explosions in the Sky
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L7 – Bricks Are Heavy
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RJD2 – Since We Last Spoke
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Winslow – EP
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Dead Prez – M-1 Condidential
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Arctic Monkeys – Whatever People Say
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SEND YOUR DRUNKEN SPRING BREAK PICTURES HERE!
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This Will Help You Get Pussy
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Find Girls To Fuck Now.
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She Loves Monster Cocks…..Too Bad For You
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2008

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I wrote Diablo Cody this Email:

hey good writer

I guess you’re pretty proud that someone has finally recognized a talent you always thought you had. I have a blog too, but I don’t know how to write. I came across your movie and got a boner, the first boner that I’ve had in a long time, so thanks but I don’t think it has anything to do with your movie, I just think teenage pregnancy gets me excited, not to mention the group of lesbians making out in the theater because they know pregnancy isn’t a problem their lesbianism faces. I can’t wait for you to come back to being an internet loser where you belong….

Good luck –

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

She never answered. Here are my links….

SPRING BREAK MOMENTS INVOLVING DRUNK GIRLS
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Nicole Richie Hates Her Big Mom Tits
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Her Name is Suzanne Shaw and This is Her Vagina
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Trashy Club Slut With Some Nipple Pasties…
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How To Have Anal Sex For the First Time (No Homo)
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Britney Spears and her Pregnant With Burgers Belly
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Her Name is Cat Deely and This is Her in Arena Magazine Lookin’ Hot
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Salam Hayek as the Vampire in that Movie Lookin’ Fuckin Hot With a Python
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Check Out This Photographer’s Collection of Slut Pics…Scroll Down….
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Here are Some Pictures of Jana Foxy in some Pretty Tame Pics You’ll Still Jerk Off To
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You’ve Jerked Off To Tera Patrick Now Give Her Some Respect and Read What She’s Gotta Say
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Here is a Song About a Craigslist Ad From A Girl in Love With a Man She Saw Masturbating in his Car
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Some Idiot Lights His Balls on Fire
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Diva Cunt Kimora Lee Simmons Shows Some Cleavage
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A Whole Lot of Self Shot Pictures of Amateurs
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Paris Hilton Does Some German Maxim Magazine
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Some Streaker at a Football Game Gets Tackled
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Some Angelina Jolie Tits
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The Anna Nicole Smith Movie Trailer
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Here’s a Pretty Ridiculous Mug Shot
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Some Columbian Chick Naked in a Bunch of Movies Compilation
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How To Masturbate Video
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Some Chick Named Lisa Daniels Gets Naked
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Some Christina Aguilera Photoshopped to Shit Pics
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Steve-O Gets Initiated Into ManHood With Some Tribe
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Some American Idol Chick Grabbing Her Tit
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Brown Kid in Desert Sees His First Car and Gets Excited
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Veronika Hanakova In Panties All Alone at Home
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That Kanye Slut Trina in Lingerie for Black Men Magazine
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Heidi Klum is Posing Like a Ref I Want to Fuck
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Some Car Show Model and Her Myspace Pics
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Harry Potter Gets Some Serious Death Threats Against Him – Thank God
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Moment of Truth RECAP Because We Love Exposing Sluts
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Shitty Female Comedians Do Vanity Fair
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Some Asian Grandma Learning English is Funny
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A Pornstar Shows You How To Prank Your Friend on the Toilet
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Club Sluts Dyking Out in lingerie For You in the Club because You’re Not There….
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A Couple Webcam Teens in Bikini’s Acting Crazy
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Demi Moore and Her Kids in Harpers Bazaar Lookin’ Like Their Retarded Selves.
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Eva Mendes is Hot Out of Rehab
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Some Girl Gives Birth to a 14 Inch Dildo
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Bare Ass in a Sleeping Bag Ad
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Top 10 Celebrities with the Smallest Boobs
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Black Chick and Her Dick
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FROM THE FORUM –

Hot ASSSS
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College Tits
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Consideration is Nice
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Family Guy Upskirt
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Ultimate Defrag
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Pre-Release Snoop Dog – Ego Trippin
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O.K.
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DJ Shadow – Preemptive Strike
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TV on the Radio – Return to Cookie Mountain
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Richest man in Babylon
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Peter, Bjorn and John – Writers Block
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Black Crowes – Warpaint
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No Doubt – The Singles
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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2008

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that my host just dropped me as a client today, which is the first time someone’s ever refused money from me, except that time I tried to get a stripper to put my beer bottle in her ass, but that’s not really part of their job unless you have lots of money to offer, I was just offering her a dollar.

Here are my links:

Kobe Bryant Throws His Towel on Some Fan in the Stands Video
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Girls in Mini Skirts are the Only Kinds of Skirts I Chase….
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Behind the Scenes at a Vida Guerra Photoshoot in Puerto Rico
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Anne Hathaway in Her Underwear and Bonus Clip of her Getting Fucked
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Some Body Painted TIts Worth Masturbating To
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Savvy Girls 2007 Video
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John Mayer Feeds the Paparazzi
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Rihanna Live in Concert in Dublin Lookin’ Hot in S+M
Gear
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Here are the 25 Best Horror Movie Kills of All Time
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Throwback Sex Scenes from the Movie Dressed To Kill with Blonde Pubes
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Do You Think This Guy is Gay
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Jack Osborne is a Ladies Man
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Some Hot UFC Girl in Some Photoshoot Video Lookin Hot
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A Whole Lot of Celebrity Nip Slips
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Get These Cam Whores To Do Whatever You Want Them To Do
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Kate Moss is Drunk
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I am Starting a Band with this Kid
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Throwback Heidi Klum Ass Crack Pictures
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Asian Chick With Retardedly Huge Ping Pong Ball Catchers
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Jack Nicholson Ad for Hilary Clinton Gayness
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Some Big Breasted Chick Flashing Her Big Breasted Tits in a Car
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Some Girls Shirt Almost Gets Ripped Off During a Cat Fight
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Some New Carmen Electra Pics
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Phoebe Price and Her Big Have Great Tits
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Some Fergie Photoshoot that is Meant to Look Sexy
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Jessica Alba and Her Pregnancy Tits
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Lily Allen’s Miscarriage Causes Her Car Window to Explode
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Maria Kanellis from the WWE does Playboy – Here are the Pics
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Britney Spears may be Insane but her Body’s Still Hot
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Some Indiana University Cheerleader is an Amateur Pornstar
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David Beckham’s Girlfriend Rebecca Loos in FHM
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Turns Out that Moses Was High When He Saw God – Big Surprise
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Some Hot Webcam Ass Dance
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Some Girl Flashing Passing Traffic
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Pete Doherty Smoking Something in His YouTube Video
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Some Amateur Slut Shows Off Her Tits
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Her Name is Tammy Sytch and in the 90s Was the Most Downloaded Chick Online – She’s Making a Comeback
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat Tits and Lingerie Posing
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Some Teens Being Sexy
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FROM THE FORUM

Random Joke
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Ever Had Sex at Work?
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Slap a Bitch!
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Lanni Barbie Pics
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Random Amateurs
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RJD2 – Deadringer
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Gnarls Barkley – St. Elswhere
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Really Red – Teching you the Fear
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The Outfield – Play Deep
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Jurassic 5
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Emilianna Torrini
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Melvins – Hostil Ambient Takeover
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Shinedown – Us and Them
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Metallica – Rare Tracks
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet
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2008

04

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It looks like my site is back up and running now, which is a good thing. The bad news is that I lost about 90 percent of traffic, but since the site makes no money, I guess it makes no difference whether I have 5 Readers or 1 reader. Hi Mom.

I’m just kidding, my mom is dead. I am running against my computer battery and I think the fucker’s going to beat me, so I’ll just get to my links:

Jordan is Shopping for a Private Jet Because Being a Slut Pays Upskirt
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Some Club Sluts Being Club Sluts and Not Talkin’ To You – But At Least You Can Jerk Off To Them
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This Ass Model’s Name is Lauren and You’ll Want to Fuck Her
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Kelly Osbourne and Kate Moss are Wasted as Fuck Together
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Some Hot Chick in Lingerie Rams Into the Camera During Video Shoot
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10 TV Celebrities We Think Are Dead
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Janet Jackson Teaching Larry King To Dance Makes Me Laugh
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole is Pretty Fuckin’ Hot
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US Weekly is Perverted
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Rihanna Loves Her Ass But Not Her Legs
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57 Celebrities Without Make Up
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Some Prisoners Doing the Soulja Boy in the Philippines Becaue That Damn Song is that Big
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New Paris Hilton Upskirt
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Watch This Plane Nearly Crash Insanity
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Oscar de la Hoya’s Neice is a Total Slut
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Fetish Model Bianca Beauchamp Posing
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Scarlett Johannson’s Selling Off a Date With Her Because She’s a Hooker – a Really Expensive Hooker – But It’s for Charity
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Fat Brandon Davis Brother Gets Busted for Coke and That’s the Least of His Worries
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Her Name is Amanda Beard and Here She is in a Photoshoot Wearing a Bikini
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The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sex Scenes in Movies
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Jason Kidd’s Baby’s Momma is Lookin’ Hot
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The 50 Greatest Spring Break Bikini Pictures On the Internet
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Over 100 Pictures of Chicks Body Painted From SI to Weird
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Some Comdey Skit With Some Dude Named Woody at the AVN Awards Worth Watching…
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Vaginas in Nature
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Paris Hilton Getting Blessed By Some Indian Shaman because Alternative Medicine Cures AIDS
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Kim Kardashian’s Guide To Properly Giving Money to the Homeless in Front of the Paparazzi
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Regis Has No Idea Who Kim Kardahshian Is
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Amy Winehouse is Infected
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Michigan Basketball Coach Losin It Cuz It’s Funny
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Hilary Clinton Sucks on SNL
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Some Naked Chicks At the Lake
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Her Name is Tiffany Toth and She’s a Total Slut
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Hayden Panettiere Poses With Her Bags
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Katherine Heigl is Wasted and Has Tits
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Whoopi Talks About Her Grey Pubes and You Find that Hot
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Simon Cowell Won’t Promote Viagra for 2 Million Dollars Because He Doesn’t Want to Admit to Erectile Dysfunction
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Steve-O Gets Arrested for Drugs Again
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Her Name is Charlotte McKenna and This is her Nude Shoot
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The World’s Most Naked Protesters
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Nicky Hilton and Her Skinny Fuckin’ Legs
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Trishelle from Real World and Playboy Playing Poker with her Cleavage….
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Her Name is Amanda Braun and She’s Monday’s Russian Pick Me Up
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Kylie Minogue Wants to Fuck Paul McCartney
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Here are 5 Celebrities Who Considered Hot But Aren’t
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Tara Reid is Fuckin’ Wasted
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Record Breaking Dildo Fuck Insanity
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Weird Pervert’s Dirty Panty Collection – So Weird It’s Funny
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Some Chick And Her Erotic Nudes
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His Name is Philip McCracken and He Comments on the Site, This is His Podcast
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So – if you were wondering – my site is currently being hacked by someone. It’s called a DoS attack and you can find out more on it here…I mean Here . It’s a direct attack by someone I upset with something I wrote.

I realize I have an abrasive way of writing and that sarcasm and jokes don’t always convey the way you want them to over the internet. It’s a shitty platform to talk shit – but it’s what I do and if you don’t like it, leave.

I know that I don’t agree with everything I read, not that I actually know how to read, but if I did, I know I wouldn’t agree with the shit I read and I just wouldn’t go back to the source, I’m not going to go to the fucker’s house and burn it down.

I also know that there are superfans out there who have, for whatever reason, have not found happiness in their real lives, so they turn to movies, internet and TV to fill in that void. I know that those people obsessively follow specific people and take personal offense when someone makes fun of those people. So they do shit like hack our sites to get even for what we said.

I have been hacked before, for calling Josie Maran a slut. I am not sure why I got hacked today, but whoever did it did a good job and I am sure will win over the heart of the celebrity who’s honor he fought for. Dude, she’s totally gonna fuck you now…your psycho dreams will be answered….at least through your TV because the chances of her ever talkin to you, even after waiting at an autograph signing of hers for 12 hours, re slim to fuckin’ none, so instead of loving her and the cut out you have of her taped to your pillow….while attacking people like me for being mean to your angel, maybe your strategy should be to go after them and leave me the fuck alone.

I get it you have too much time on your hands. You get off on doing this kind of shit. It makes you feel powerful behind your computer, but why aren’t you using your hackin’ skills to make money hacking into offshore bank accounts and shit…Hackin’ me seems like a of a waste of a skill if you ask me. I’m if you did hack yourself into money, you’d have a better chance hackin’ into celebrity vagina, the real kind, not the internet kind.

That said, I still did my links, if anyone is still out there and I’m not going anywhere – you can take my site from me but you can’t shut me up…or some shit…time to go get drunk…or more drunk…it’s kinda what I do until some fucker hacks into my liquor store and bars and takes that away from me too….

Paris Hilton Topless for 944 Magazine….
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Her Name is Kathie and She’s Posing
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Her Name is Shelly Martinez Strippin With a Totem Pole
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Some Hot Amateurs….
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Alyssa Milano Hot Picture Gallery
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Ashlee Simpson Is Not Pregnant
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Marion Cotillard and Her CSI Nipple Slip
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Kim Kardashian Steals a 20 From a Homeless Dude
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Sunisa Kim is a Slut Posing in Video
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Some Stupid Juno Audition Tape With Jason Bateman
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Some Hot German Cartoon Porn
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Oregon Mayor Gets Fired for Her Racy Pictures
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Some Mariah Carey in Tight Jeans
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Some Dude and his Huge Mouth
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A Sick Video of a Guy With a Tail
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A Dude and His 100 Sex Dolls
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Aria Giovanni in a Bikini Photoshoot
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Jordan Out With Her New Tits in Blue
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Eve Wrywal is a Hot British Chick Who Gets Naked
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Kate Beckinsale Talks About Her Vagina
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The Hottest Belly Button I’ve Ever Seen
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Some Scary Fuckin Religious Freak
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Some Redhead Undresses in Public
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Some Norah Jones on Sesame Street for the Pedophiles Out There
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Some Dude Learns Bench Pressing 1085 Lbs is Too Much
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Weird Asian Butt Squeeze Video
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McLovin’ Stars in the Teabag Incident
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Some Slut and Her Digital Camera in Her Underwear
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Amy Winehouse Hangs With Toilet Paper
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Ashlee Simpson is Starting To Look Like Pete Wentz
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Holly Weber is the Hottest Bitch in Lingerie on Myspace and Apparently is an Actor Too…
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Some Chick Named Sarah Lime and Her Slutty Myspace Pics
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Hefner Wants Lohan in Playboy
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Kelley Hazell Won Some Award for Having Best Breasts in a Movie
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Heidi Montag Shoppin At American Apparel Cuz She’s Trendy
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This Teacher Became a WWE Diva when She Got Fired for being Too Hot
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Gwen Stefani Photoshoot in V Magazine
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Ashley Tisdale’s Doll Is Fuckin’ Ugly But You’d Still Fuck It….
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1980 Penthouse Subscribtion Form Was a Vagina
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Botox Faced Vivica A Fox Tries to Wink
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Funny Porn Clip With a Funny Interruption
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Weird Chick Shows Her Tits and Meds…Weird
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FROM THE FORUM:

Canabis Grow Bible
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Echo and the Bunnymen – Sef-titled
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Underworld – Beaucoup Fish
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Def Jam BOX SET
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50 Cent is the Future
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LLoyd Banks – Rotten Apple
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UNKLE More Stories
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Silversun Pickups – Remixes
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Gossip – Standing in the Way of Control
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

28

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I was applying for welfare and they made me take an aptitude test. I tried to fake it as best as I could, not because I really wanted to, but because whenever I get formal questionnaires I feel like it’s my duty to fuck with the form like it was a hooker and I had 200 dollars to blow.

Either way, these were my results:

– Ambulance Attendants and Other Paramedical Occupations
– Bakers
– Butchers and Meat Cutters – Retail and Wholesale
– Executive Housekeepers
– Firefighters
– Industrial Butchers and Meat Cutters, Poultry Preparers and Related Workers

So I realized that all you fuckers were right, I am bad at what I do and in the wrong line of work….until this came up:

-Instructors and Teachers of Persons with Disabilities

Then I realized I’m doing what I’m supposed to be doing, but that’s just because you’re a retard.

Here are my links:


Phoebe Price Flashes Her Bare Ass While Shopping
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I missed this Suicide Girls Fashion Show – Because I Find Alternative Models Ugly – You Don’t
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Play Boob Match Because You Like Boobs and Matching Them is as Close as You’ll Get to Touching Them….
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Some Big Tits in Gold Hit The Club You Weren’t Allowed In
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Britney Spears and Her Push Up Bra
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Her Name is Maggie Q and These are Her Lopsided Tits
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Her Name is Ellen Petri and This is Her Lingerie Photoshoot Video
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Caprice Has a See Through Dress On
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Demi Moore is Lookin’ A Lot Like Courtney Cox or Something
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Bar Refaeli Isn’t So Hot Covered Up
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Nicole Kidman Drinks While Pregnant
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Her Name is Jakki Degg and These are her 2008 Calendar Pics Worth Jerking Off To
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Some Big Brother Dude Loses His Job Because He Calls the Autistic Kids he Takes Care of Retards….
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Some Chick Shows Off Her Hard Nipples While Doing Some Hot Workout Video
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David Blaine Does Some Street Magic on the Street Gayness That Didn’t Make Me Laugh
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Flavia Alessandra Does Playboy – This is the Video
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Naomi Campbell is Hospitalized for Some Infectious Disease
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The Carpet Doesn’t Match the Drapes in These Gross Pics
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Some Hot Spanish Chick in a Thong Photoshoot Video
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This is a Funny Mug Shot to Go With a Really Fucking Funny Crime
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Here are the Best British Bodies Naked
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Hayden Panettiere Whores Out for Candie’s Shoes
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Some Girl Hits a Drunk Dude With Her Shoe
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is So Fat She Wears Maternity Dresses
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Bridget Moynahan Disses Tom Brady in Some Dude’s Podcast or Some Shit
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Marc Jacobs is a Rip Off Artist
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I Wonder If This BItch Tans…
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Best New Starlet and Best Anal Scene Pornstar Bree Olsen Photoshoot
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Hulk Hogan Fucked His Daughter’s Friend
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Here’s a Video of Some Spoiled Rotten Bitch
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The Top 10 Hardcore Sex Scenes in Mainstream Movies
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Kelly Rowland Does Playboy Now That She’s Got Fake TIts
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Watch This Video of Some Girl Stripping….
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Mary Kate Looks Like Someone Just Killed Her Boyfriend (I’m so funny)
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Weird Science Chick is Fuckin’ Lookin’ Good..Sweetheart
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Kate Moss Smokes 30 Cigarettes a Day and That Makes Me Love Her
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Some Chick Poses With Her Gun Cuz She’s Gangsta
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Funny Vibrator Ad
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Japanese Chick Getting Sexy In Bed
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Britney Spears is Having Adnan’s Baby – That Lucky Fucker
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Vegas Targets the Douchebags of the World Who Aren’t Going to Vegas because They are Too Busy Being Douchebags Locally…
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Nicole Richie’s Baby Looks Like a Black Albino
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Screen Caps of a Girl on Webcam Masturbating
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Some Photobucket Emo Chick Gets Naked For Her Man…
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Some Chick Fresh Out of the Shower TIts
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

27

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t post much today because nothing interested me enough to go to the trouble of writing about so I just linked the sit her.. It was a boring uninspired day. But I did get this comment that I wanted to comment on:

Yeah, when someone slams the religion they always do it with Christianity, but never touch fucking muslims, because they are afraid of these blackass bitches…..blah blah blah….I’m a dumb bitch no one reads what I have to say…..blah blah blah ……but he will never say anything about muslimish faggots, as they will harm him for this.

I don’t hate or slam any religions intentionally, I just talk shit and the reason I’ve never targeted Muslim people is because I think they are a decent culture with good intentions who are just misunderstood.

Here are my links:

Big Brother 9 Chick Shows Off Her Lactating Implant Tit and Talks About the Tampon She Had Rammed In Her For 6 Days
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Christina Aguilera’s Crazy Implant Cleavage….
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Some girl Named Justene Jaro Posing her Big Tits in a Photoshoot Video
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An Ass Dreams are Made Of
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Check Out This Brazilian Bikini Action
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Some Party Slut in Gold Bkini Action
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Tiffany Toth is an Art Student Who is Posing Nude
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Karolina Kurkova’s Topless Photoshoot Pics and G-String Ass
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Here’s Some Rachel Ray Small TItty Action
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Kristen Lea is Someone You Don’t Know – But Her Boob is Falling Out of Her Dress
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The Movie Never Back Down Has Sluts in it and That’s About All
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These Ugly Chicks Think They Are Being Discriminated For Being Too Pretty Because they are Crazy
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A Clip from Mariah Carey’s Video Showin’ Off her Tits
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Kate Walsh and Her Cleavage
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Horse Breaks Some Kids Leg
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Elizabeth Banks is Fuckin’ Seth Rogan and Cashing In on a Lame Fucking Joke
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Watch the Miley and Mandy Show – Pervert….
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Top 10 Ways to Get You Girlfriend to Dump You
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Some Mexican Bath Turns Deadly
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Oprah Denies Ever Kissing A Woman
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Scary Spice is Wasted and
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Watch This Chick Suzana Wake Up and Get Naked in Pictures
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Some Fat Plus Sized Model Showing Off Her Plus Sized Disgustingness
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Melanie Sykes is Some Chick Posing In a Bikini You Want to Fuck
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Gisele Bundchen in Some Bikini Photoshoot
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Watch Some Janet Jackson in Action for Old Times….
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3 Naked Girls Posing With Leaves
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Brittany Murphy’s Husband Is a Real Looker’
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Brooke Hogan Wearing a Dress
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Some British Chicks Get Topless on Cell Phone Camera in Some Kind of Joke I Don’t Get
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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18 of the Sexiest Sex Offenders You Wish Sexually Offended You…
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What Not to Do on a Treadmill
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Some Dude Sewing His Tongue Because He’s a Sick Fuck
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An Old Picture of Lohan and Her Sister in Bikinis for the Perverts
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Good News Jamie Lynn Spears is Smarter than You
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Rihanna In a Pool with Chris Brown Wearing a Bikini
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Some Spring Break Girl Gets Mad While Suckin’ Dick – NSFW
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Hot to Save Money on an Abortion –
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Check Out Some Pamela Anderson Nude Photoshoot and Other Goodies…
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Pam Anderson Annulled her 2 Month Marriage to her Sex Tape Star Lover
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Rihanna’s Crazy Cleavage on Stage
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Harry Potter is a Poofter – Here’s the Proof to Get all Your Magic Wands Excited About….
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Some Hot French AD
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Some Crazy German Beastiality Magazine Cover Good TImes
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Here are Some Pictures of the Bikini Clad Sluts Behind Some Luxury Prostitution Company
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How to Busk on the NYC subway
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Here are Some Funny Clips from TV Including Ann Coulter Talking About Snorting Nicorette Gum
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Some Dude Named Money Mayweather Throwing Money at the Press at the WWE Press Conference
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Amy Winehouse and Her Lesbian Lover Playing Dress Up
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A Whole Lot of Sick Videos
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NAUGHTY VAMPIRE CHICK WITH THE JUICIEST FUCKIN’ TITS YOU’VE EVER SEEN
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Photobucket Booty Pictures
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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2008

26

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

One of my Jewish readers hates me because I made fun of Jewish teenage girls who go out in public during the day looking homeless, despite stepping out of Mercedes SUV’s and drinking their expensive designer cofffees, this is what he wrote to me:

Dear DrunkenStepfather,

I just wanted you to know that I took great offense to your post regarding Jewish girls. You are a disgusting human being and I will never visit your site again. You are part fuel hate and are not contributing to the advancement of human acceptance. I hope others follow my lead and leave you and your site in the dust, where you belong. You are scum and I hope your life continues to be filled with misery. I am ashamed to share the same planet as you.

Regards,

Jacob Lipinisky

This was my response:

You and your people should stop taking yourselves so fucking seriously. Next thing you know you’ll be talking about how some dude tried to wipe out your religion and killed a ton of you 50 years after the fact…oh wait you already do that….

Shouldn’t you be at home studying your accounting homework, practicing dentistry, law or medicine or are you too busy taking over hollywood with lame fucking movies that you executive produce because you have no sense of humor you just think you’re funny cuz your Bubby tells all her friends that you are and you’re too stupid to realize that you’re not because you’re too busy performing at Bar Mitzvah’s getting all the laughs. L’chaim !!

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
drunkenstepfather.com

I’m so funny, I am not actually a bigot but since dude thinks I am and there’s no winning him over, I might as well milk it as much as I can. If I left a bad taste in dude’s mouth I figure I may as well really leave one. The real problem in the world aren’t the people like me – it’s the people who don’t make fun of other races/cultures and legitimately hate them behind closed doors. I just talk shit and there’s nothing wrong with that, except it doesn’t always smell as good as you’d want it to…That said, I fuckin love jewish girls and their camp suckin’ skills…I hate no one but myself.

Here are my links:

Some Really Weird Big Brother Orgy from Last Nights Show Involving Topless Chicks and Men in G-Strings…
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Some Club Slut in Some Red Lingerie Showing Off Her Shit
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Some Girl Gets Beat Up On Webcam
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Here’s Some Lingerie Show You’ll Like
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Who Would You Rather Do – The Celebs Without Make Up Edition
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10 Things You’ve Never Seen in a Webcam Strip Video
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Alex Curran in a See-Through Panty Upskirt
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Cameron Diaz was at the Academy Awards – This Is Her in Action
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Heidi Klum in Her Cocktail Dress Showing Some Tit
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Coco’s Fake Tits Lookin Classy as Ever as they Bust Out of Her Dress
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The Biggest Tits Ever Driving
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Some Dude Catches on Fire at Some Olympic Celebration
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Her Name is Denise Milani and She’s Posing Her Big Tits all Hot For You
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Germany’s Next Top Models Nudes Got Leaked and Nobody Cares
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Allison Angel and Her Friend Making Out and Showing their Vagina’s on the Soccer Field
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Shauna Sand is All Dressed Up But Still in Her Stripper Shoes
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The 15 Worst Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disaters
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Kimmel Responds to His Lame Girlfriend’s Joke With His I’m Fuckng Ben Affleck Shit…
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How To Make a Supersized Condom – Not That You’ll Need it
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Christina Milian’s Got Some Good Fuckin’ Cleavage
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Some Girl Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By a Dude
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CNN Fires Some Dude For Blogging
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Kirsten Dunst is Fresh Out of Rehab and Grocery Shopping
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Some Busty Fake Tit Whore Bouncing Around Naked on Her Bed
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Watch a Windmill Explode Because Windmill’s Are Crazy
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3 Blondes Naked and Tanning and Doin’ Body Shots and Being Drunk
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A Couple of Sluts in Bikinis On a Boat Acting Up
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Jennifer Love Hewitt and Her Fat Ass Does the Oscars
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Star Wars According to a 3 Year Old
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Some Cam Girls Getting Down to Some Classic Rock Montage
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A Woman and Her Daughter Beat Up a Pregnant Teen
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Some Hot Amateur Chick Takes a Shower then Does a Little Diddle Video
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Best Actress Marion Cotillard in Some Nude Scenes From Earlier in Her Career
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Proof that Zac Effron is a Poofter!
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David Beckham’s Condom’s Package Scares Me
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Check Out Carol Marika in Her Hot Photoshoot
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Here are Pictures of Paris in Leggings Not at the Oscars
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Here is Rita G From the Kanye Videos Showing Off Her Tits and Talking…
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Liv Tyler is Washing a Car for Dan from Roseanne and You Can See Some Upskirt Action
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Her Name is Daisy Marie and She’s Showing Off Her Big Brown Cunt
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Was Gene Simmons’ Sex Tape a Publicity Stunt….
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Some Hot Chick Showing Off Her Big Tits and Body in this Video
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Petra Nemcova is Dating Sean Penn – That Should Depress You
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Here’s an Interesting Way To Clean Your Vagina
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Fat, Blonde and Lookin’ For Attention Showing Off Her TIts
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Another Fat Chick Playing With Her Vagina For Attention
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FROM THE FORUM

Janet Jackson – Pre-Release Discipline
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Revolting Cocks – Linger Ficken’ Good
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City and Colour – The Death of Me
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Henry Rollins – Get in the Van
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The Cardigans – Life
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Nada Surf – Let Go
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Melvins – King Buzzo
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C-Mon & Kypski – Static Traveller
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Get Some Porn..it is Fun…
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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