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2007

08

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Well kids, it’s been real, but Jesus is back in town and it’s time to give the badge back to the Sheriff.

Thanks for all the links and nice emails from all of you who took the time to send them. Honestly, there was alot, and I didn’t get an answer them all or post them all, but I did read them I assure you.

It looks like I’m going to be staying around to help with the family business, which some of you will be happy to hear and some of you are probably really pissed off about. Can’t please everyone tho, you know? I’ll be off for the next day or so however, most likely passed out in a gutter somewhere.

Oh and sorry to the people who got mad when I called Madonna’s kid an AIDS baby. I didn’t mean it in like the real AIDS baby sense, just like the joking AIDS baby sense. I promise I will try not to hurt your crybaby feelings anymore, deal?

So long, Virgins!!

hugs and kisses
Marie-eve Martinez

Krystal Blue
GO

Maybe K Fed Banger Britney’s mom
GO

This kid is smarter then you, of course maybe that isnt really saying much
GO

Because you can’t love your teddy bear forever….
GO

Ashley, Pete and KY sittin in tree
GO

Jessica Simpson = Major Asshole..I mean Movie Star
GO

Hackers Documentary
(no, not the movie with Angelina Jolie)
GO

Peaches Geldof topless
GO

Britney whores it up in the pool with some random
GO

Vintage Carleton Banks, kickin it old school
GO

How to : Remove Cd scratches with a banana
GO

Japanese porn industry embraces Blueray
GO

Drunk college chick gets fucked (NSFW)
GO

REAL Top Guns
GO

Lords and Ladies
GO

Barry Bonds breaks homerun record
GO

The Meth addict from Big Brother hates the Jews
GO

Idiot Truck driver learns he cant outrun a train
GO

Jennifer Ellison like whoa
GO

Mischa Barton dyed her hair
GO

Sarah Jessica Parker scares the shit out of me
GO

Tom Kat refused entry to St.Topez nightclub
GO

Olivia Munn likes weiners
GO

Im not really sure whats going on here, but this chick looks like Lohan
GO

Some Megan Fox pics
GO

Zac Efron is a homo….not that there’s anything wrong with that
GO

Idiot staples firecrackers to himself and lights them
GO

Lipstick Lesbians
GO

Hotties on the net
GO

How to : Annoy the person sitting next to you on the Plane
GO

Random gift basket
GO

Kat Von D lookin’ hott at the LA Ink Premiere
GO

Katie Price gets drunk
GO

Jenna Malone in a bikini
GO

Lena Hedley photoshoot
GO

More Jennifer Ellison Pics
GO

Rosanna Arquette is kinda hott
GO

Amy Winehouse cancels tour
GO

More Brad and Angie Rumors
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Get laid, it pays
GO

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2007

07

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have to write a speech for my friend’s wedding on the weekend, and I am none too thrilled that he is getting married, not only because I dont like the chick and think shes a slag, but because all he does is complain he doesnt want to get married whenever it comes up. Usually when I really dont want to do shit, I just dont do it, but jackass doesnt seem to think like me for whatever reason. Regardless I have to write a speech about how happy I am about this Holy Union (did I mention I don’t believe in God?) and the glorys of it. I’m pretty much at the point where I’ve decided to probaly get drunk and just ruin the entire wedding on purpose.

Email me some ideas, how would YOU ruin you best friends wedding? stepdaughter[at]drunkenstepfather.com

Here’s the links.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Happy Birthday Scientology
GO

Some idiot goes all out to change himself into Michael Jackson
GO

Blondes! Brunettes! Redheads! Oh My!!
GO

WTF is up with Lauryn Hill?
GO

Britney Spears is an excellent driver
GO

Nip twist open
GO

What happened to Doogie Howser?
GO

Got Milk?
GO

Autobot on rollerblades, cause things like that impress you
GO

Paris Channels her inn (and outer) WHORE
GO

Tastes like chicken (NSFW)
GO

Hill climb fuck up
GO

Henna Hilton in Penthouse
GO

Grand Theft Anal 10
GO

Sarah Hendy Tit Slip on TV
GO

Jessica Biel runs around in her socks and no pants
GO

Who’d you rather?
GO

Photo Bucket Thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Gwyneth Paltrow looks like a dude
GO

Britney does more stuff, we talk about it
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You Mommas on crack!
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

The Dixie Boys take fighting and ignorance to a new level
GO

David Spade goes on a blind date
GO

Redhead Laura
GO

Free Petey!
GO

MORE photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Two awesomely bad rappers to debate their crappy albums
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Child Fergie sings Lionel Richie + Horrifying clown
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Rumer Willis’ new movie, with some chick that is hotter then her
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John Travolta’s umbrella holder guy
GO

J Lo is spiritual
GO

And MORE Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Charlize Theron in a bikini
GO

Shark eating a seal, because I happen to like Sharks
GO

Tour of Lohans new rehab center
GO

Amy Winehouse actually made it to Lolapalooza?
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Amy Winehouse to also guest star on the Simpsons
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The Most revolting women of 2007
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Crazy cat lady
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Josie Maran lookin good
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Get laid, it pays
GO

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2007

06

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have this friend who has no moral boundries when it comes to speaking with other people. It doesn’t matter who we are with or where we are. It’s not that hes trying to piss people off, he just honestly doesn’t fucking know any better. We were sitting around my friends house on the weekend, and he was all fucked up on E and felt like sharing, cause all the idiots who do that drug use it as an excuse to tell you and me shit we really don’t care about or want to hear, or to tell you they love you. Fags.

Anyways, somehow or another gets talking about his ex-girlfriend (in front of his new one, no less) and the time that he was fast asleep and was woken up by her viciously pounding her finger into his ass, and having this weird look of anger/satisfaction on her face. He kept noting the point that she looked angry and happy all at the same time, and when he brought it up to her after, said she got the same look on her face. I thought about it after, and concluded to myself it was some type of domination thing, kind like when a guy rapes another guy in jail.

Or she just likes ramming her fingers up guys asses.

*shrugs*

Here’s the links.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


How to get into a Celebrity Nightclub
GO

Some guy gets his back broken
GO

Did Mommy take away your dirty magazines again??
GO

Tyra Banks is hot when she keeps her mouth shut
GO

Brett Ratner does Gay things; Probably Gay
GO

Kevin Smith vs Fan
GO

Ferret Discovers Jalapenos
GO

TEXT HERE
GO

Nina Moric bikini shoot, in some language which I’m guessing is spanish
GO

Lohan enters rehab for the third time. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
GO

Heidi Klum and her thong
GO

Paris and Nicole go to jail – The Porno
GO

Garden Hose masterbation. It says this is dangerous and they are probably right
GO

Lohan being dropped by record label and film bosses?
GO

Ashley Tisdale looking like a 12 year old, but you are probably into that
GO

Pam Anderson is dating that ugly magician
GO

From Italy, with love
GO

Sex Scene or Murder Scene?
GO

Joanna Krupa like whoa
GO

Backyard girlfight gets bloody
GO

Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards get ready to battle it out
GO

Guy shoots himself with shotgun
GO

There’s something about Suri
GO

Silver cash bikini contest
GO

Ana Beatriz Barros like whoa!
GO

Angelina topless in Bewoulf
GO

Rose McGowen looking okay I guess
GO

Anna Faris in a pink top
GO

Amy Reid like whoa!
GO

Dead ringer
GO

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are gettin naked
GO

Lindsay HoHand – The Movie
GO

Brad and Angie are gonna be on a stamp or some shit
GO

Sinkhole swallows houses
GO

Madonna is prolly gonna have her AIDS baby taken away
GO

Irish keg stand
GO

Stacy Keibler leather bikini
GO

Ginger Spice in a bikini
GO

Rob Zombie’s Halloween
GO

Navy spots aliens floating through water
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Britney hires Kelly Clarkson’s fired manager
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Danielle Lloyd in a bathing suit…again….yawn
GO

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2007

03

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Well its been a hell of a week that’s for sure. Today was a huge pain the ass for Nell and I. I still haven’t sorted out the photo thing quite yet, so sit tight, I know the fucking adds and all the bullshit is annoying. Jesus is out trying to get erections from chinese hookers and not answering his emails. Not much i can until then. Thanks for your patience, and things should be fixed by monday, and Fatass makes his grand old return on Tuesday I believe.

Some readers emailed asking me to write on the weekends, but this weekend is DEF not going to be one of them, unless Lohan kills somebody drunk driving or something to that effect, but I have a feeling I will be way to bombed to even know or care who lohan is.

Here’s the links for Friday. Thanks for reading, ya filthy animals.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Who’d you rather?
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3 drunks chicks
GO

Friday night = Get Laid
GO

Lindsay says the darndest things
GO

Paula Abdul is nuts!
GO

The TRUE story of christmas
GO

Biggest mouth ever. Too bad he’s not a chick, cause like, you know…
GO

DONT DO ICE!
GO

Katy Lawler upskirt
GO

Sunny Leone like whoa!!!
GO

A J-Porn miracle
GO

when sex goes bad
GO

Women in the kitchen
GO

Guess who did a striptease for Carson Daly?
Except she didnt really strip, so it was just more of a tease
GO

Rock, Paper, Scissors, RAT TRAP!
GO

Madonna being embarressed of dirty pictures is like a hooker being ashamed that she caught an STD
GO

Heidi Klum hates the Beckhams, therefore, I love Heidi Klum
GO

Courtney Love cleans up well
GO

Britney Spears = Staying classy as always
GO

The best of Stacy
GO

Girl on Girl action, cause I know you will never see it in real life, virgin
GO

OJ Prank calls
GO

Eddie’s Exes team up
GO

Ving Rhames dog may have killed somebody
GO

Megan Fox is no lidsay Lohan. Thank God
GO

Friday Foolishness
GO

Skater falls 50 feet
GO

Angelina and Maddox, cause that kid is too fucking cool
GO

LeeAnn Tweeden like whoa
GO

Guy sucked into Jet Engine prank
GO

Bam Margera kicks footballs at cars
GO

TEXT HERE
GO

More skater drama
GO

Mississippi bridge collapse on video
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Scarlett Johansson Louis Vuitton ads
GO

So he DID snort Daddy!!
GO

Rod Stwearts son is being sued
GO

alec Baldwin hates daughter; Loves seacows
GO

Tara Reid is still smart
GO

Get Laid Tonight, I know Im going to
GO

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2007

01

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK Aug 1/07

I still have a pretty vicious migraine but I had to do the links cause duty calls. That means all you losers get from me right now is this bitches tits and these links below. At least until tomorrow.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Lindsay Hearts Drugs
GO

Ouch
GO

Claudia Gallegos is to hot for you
GO

Tired of the same old feeling of your hand and lotion, day after day?
GO

Jenny Gilbertson wants you to be her boyfriend
GO

Angeline Jolie is really fucking skinny
GO

Jessica Simpson’s movie really, really sucks
GO

The Japanese used to use the Chinese for guinea pigs
GO

An ode to Thailands sexual past and present
GO

Just in case you missed it the yesterday
GO

Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Jeri Ryan like whoa!
GO

VIP Crew Ranch Party
GO

Kristen Cavallari Bikini Pics
GO

Parents are so fucking boring
GO

Painful pussy waxing
GO

Stunt Driving
GO

Snakes on a Bible
GO

Nicole Richie doesn’t want her child to be a bastard
GO

Hayden Panettiere…in a bikini…again….yawn
GO

Itchy nuts
GO

Homemade Catapult
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Britney is slowly killing her children
GO

The View traded one fat lesbian for another one
GO

Vintage Jennifer Aniston which actually made me laugh
GO

Triplets with big titties
GO

Molotov Cocktail Hit With Golf Club. Good times
GO

Idiot attempts s tunt and and fails miserably. Loser
GO

Everybody hates OJ
GO

Happiness is a new puppy
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Happy slapper. No, not like that, perv
GO

The Olsen Twins shop for more black
GO

Some weird magic thing I can’t figure out
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Kaye Moss is a nasty old rag
GO

DMX in the Doghouse
GO

Kim Kardishian Reality Show?
GO

Comicon chicks are just as weird as the dudes
GO

Who the Hell is Mercedes McNab?
GO

Use this to help your virgin ass get some
GO

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2007

31

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I have to go to the doctor tomorrow so the posts may start a little later then usual and no, it isn’t the same itching and burning you have been having (you REALLY need to get that checked out) I know 5 of the 6 people reading this are unemployed anyways and don’t get up until noon, but I thought I would do you the courtesy of letting you know, cause I’m nice like that.

Fatass is coming back next week, and I can’t decide if I’m happy or not. The beer in our house seems to last a lot fucking longer, and all of the sudden there is an abundace of food as well. I do miss him tho, and I think this blogging thing has brought us closer together. Hopefully he keeps me working on the site as a part time correspondent, cause I’m sure some of you virgins out there get excited knowing there is a female around, instead of just some fat, impotent middle aged guy.

Here’s todays links, click them and make a wish!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Drunken Pole Dance
GO

Maya Veronica Like Whoa!
GO

Double your pleasure, Double the Fun!
GO

Backyard nunchuck battle
GO

You better buy some condoms, virgin…
GO

Lisa D’Amato = Very Nice
GO

Hey there Vagina!!
GO

Fast cars you will never own, loser
GO

Nauseous Girl Falls in Toilet
GO

Drunken Mosh Girl
GO

I fucking love Gary Colemen
GO

Lookin good Sweetheart
GO

Cindy Crawford = Still Hott
GO

Three teens with bouncing booties
GO

Hegre Girls Holiday
GO

Now THATS what I call skateboarding!!!
GO

Seems like this Nun likes the wang
GO

One of the chicks from TATU upskirt
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Paris HIlton not loosing her inheritance. Fuck you bitch
GO

Jackie Degg will give you a boner
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Japan thinks of everything first
GO

Veggie Fuck
GO

Tubby gang bang
GO

Kelly Brookes like whoa!
GO

Dwarf Cage Fighting!!
GO

Bai Ling = Still weird
GO

Crazy Japanese prank
100 people chase a random person for no reason
GO

Buttered Floors
GO

Rod Stewart = Still Old
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio in a pink bikini
GO

Nicole Richie Comfirms she is pregnant finally
GO

Laundry Hottie
GO

Where it hurts
GO

Dumbest burgaler ever?
GO

Unbelieveable series of car crashes
GO

!!!BOOM!!!
GO

Dina Lohan proves once again that she has no brain
GO

Malaysia says no to Gwen Stephanie
GO

Hot or Not?
GO

Jenna Jameson loooks more like skeletor everyday
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Really, Really Hungry
GO

Lil Kim and God love Lohan
GO

One Punch KO
GO

Britney Spears is afraid
GO

Stephanie Tanner is classy
GO

Kathy Griffen spills the beans and looks sort of
(for kathy griffen)
GO

Paula Abdul = Trainwreck
GO

Mena Suvari in some magazine
GO

Nick cage is king of the castle
GO

Paris tried to outdo Lohan’s firecrotch shots
GO

Get laid and make mommy proud
GO

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2007

30

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 30/07

My ex called me and told me he is coming into town for the weekend and asked if he could stay with me for a few days. We had the the most crazy animal sex I have ever had in my life when we were together. Everyguy I have slept with since has pretty much been a let down, so it is pretty much granted that we are going to fuck if he comes here.

Im usually against having sex with exs, especially if they broke up with me (as is the case with this dude) I’m not interested in dating him anymore, but if there is one thing and one thing alone I miss about him, its letting him fuck the shit out of me for hours.

To top it off I have been working on this site way to much, and watching way too much god damned porn. I need to be dealt with properly by someone who knows how to do it. Needless to say I’m in quite the dilemma over here. What do you guys think?

Click these links in the meantime, ad make me smile…. 🙂

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


Boob Match
GO

Insane bike crashs
GO

Blonde Hair, Big Tits. Do I really have to say anything else?
GO

Me so horny!
GO

More Britney Bullshit
GO

Megan Fox needs to dump David Silver
GO

Still fantasizing about TWINS?
GO

Cars + Half Naked Women = Very Nice
GO

Trapped in the Drive-thru
GO

Cash Warren = Idiot of the Day
GO

Live cow fed to tigers
GO

Two hot brunettes going at it
GO

Ingrid Coronado bikini shoot
GO

Girl caught masterbating. This is actually kinda creepy, but you’re probably into that
GO

Kelly Osbourne looking hot, for a fat chick
GO

Amazingly bad special effects
GO

Jade Goodie pokies
GO

Lola Ponce and her thong bikini on the beach
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My kind of kid
GO

Michelle Pfeiffer is hot
GO

Deleted Showgirls scene youve probably seen already, but whatever
GO

Skater versus Priest
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Scarlett Johannsson to play Jenna Jameson?
GO

Whats wrong with this picture?
GO

Magic Trick goes terribly wrong
GO

Do you take it?
GO

Make you friend think they have an STD!
GO

Fake blood guts and gore, but still pretty funny
GO

Home Dominatrix
GO

Simpsons celebrity cameo quiz
GO

Crazy trick pool shot
GO

Naked roller coaster record
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And MORE Britney Drama
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Karen dreams her first
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Rare Arab beauty pagent
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Ali Sims sings
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Store clerk gets shot by teenaged girl
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Faith Hill gets pissed at ballgrabber
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Shayla in the pool
GO

Cow crap kills the planet?
GO

Wild Eva and friends
GO

Paris Hilton to star is Space Opera
GO

Angie Everhart engaged to Joe Pesci. Wow.
GO

Gwen Stefani is fucking weird
GO

Usher didn’t get married
GO

Stephen Colbert reunites with the Bush Administration
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Wannabe webcam girls
GO

Some hot chick strips down
GO

Naomi Watts finally popped
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Paris Hilton looses inheritence
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Adriana Lima takes it all off
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Get laid, you know you wanna.
GO

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2007

27

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 27/07

I’d love to write something funny here and see you all off for the weekend, but I’ll be honest. My friend just showed up here with a case of beer and we are going to get shit faced.

Have a nice weekend, assholes.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 1
GO

Elizabeth Mascucci Photoshoot video – Part 2
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Who’s Boobs?
GO

Some Blonde ditz and her husband think air guitar is cool
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YES! Even YOU can get laid. NO! Hell hasn’t frozen over!
GO

Rachel Zoe looks like a zombie
GO

Britney Spears brings her drama all the way to Vegas
GO

Underneth it all…
GO

Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
GO

Gymnastics is for fags, here’s proof
GO

Soccer Holligans fuck some shit up
GO

Some Hott Brazlian Chick
GO

Lohan blames it all on the black kid
GO

You stay classy….
GO

Not so fast!
GO

Llona Staller tit flash
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Slut fucks herself with bottle
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Kim Kardishian hangs out on the street corner where she belongs
GO

Taylor Kennedy has big tits
GO

Penelope and Monica Cruz’s new Mango ads
GO

The Simple Life goes to jail – Part 2
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The voice behind Bart Simpson
GO

Maggie Q Photoshoot
GO

She is not amused
GO

More photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Penny Cruz boinking Bono??
GO

top 10 Video Tribute to Angelina Jolie
GO

The Joker has an 800 Number
GO

Aquafina is bullshit
GO

Spanish hotel stress release
GO

Best in British Boobs
GO

Crazy card trick
GO

Danielle Lloyd…in a Bikini…again…yawn.
GO

Mochael Lohan – Morality expert
GO

Vanessa Hudgens=Very Nice
GO

Deep throat
GO

Emily Rossum Little Black dress
GO

How NOT to get your ass kicked by the cops
GO

Honda Civic vs Ferrari.
hahahahahaha
GO

Follow the signs
GO

Asshole skinheads attck some innocent guy
GO

Prince Frederic Robbed; chained naked to steering wheel
GO

Hot or Not?
GO

Sleeping Nudes
GO

JLO is a pumpkin
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart(s)
GO

Keely Hazell and her twin
GO

Reality TV violence
GO

This could kill your baby, if you don’t kill it first
GO

A Tribute to Lohan
GO

Sienna Miller forgets her helmut
GO

Guy gets hit with a tazer
GO

Horny chick farts while humping
GO

Petra Nemcova lingerie shoot
GO

Sock puppet porn, because you get off on things like that
GO

Kids from Hanson are all grown up; Still look like homos
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And MORE Photobucket thanks to Rogue Collector
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Lion eats some poor bastard
GO

How to: Pick up chicks like Kristen Bell
GO

Info on LOST for next season
GO

Audience laughing at “I know who killed me”
GO

Stephanie Ly and Jessica Burciaga
GO

And even MORE photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Jessica Simpson is a stalker
GO

Angelina jealous over Gwenyth Paltrow…sure
GO

Jodie Marsh half naked
GO

Jessica turned down role of porn star, you know cause shes a great actress
GO

Get laid tonight, I know I’m going to!!
GO

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2007

26

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 26/07

I went out with some of my guy friends last night to celebrate one of thier birthdays. One of them is also getting married so the night turned into the 3 of them complaining about getting older and loosing their freedom, while i went around slutting it up with various guys I met and drinking free shot after free shot.

I hate the idea of marriage to be honest and I have problems with guys I start to date because I can’t be with just one dude, I need variety. I’ve had more then on relationship end as a reult of this, and I know there will be many more.

My stepfather and mother hate each other and live with that every fucking day. Think about that for a second. They are there when you wake up, and they are there when you go to sleep. You know those assholes who say life is too short? Well, they are wrong, my friends, life is fucking LONG, and it wil be even longer if you have to spend every last fucking day of it with somebody you hate.

Here’s the links, click them and watch me go WILD!!

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Come on down!! You’re the next contestant….
GO

Ew, Who farted?
GO

Yes!!1 It’s True!!! Now even YOU can get laid!!!
GO

Some Dude steals a tank and goes on a rampage
GO

Listen to the 911 call made the night of Lohan’s arrest
GO

Amy Winehouse is gorgeous!!
GO

Some chick I’ve never heard of topless on a beach
GO

FAKING IT!
GO

Ice-T rolls hard, yo!
GO

This kid is fucked up
GO

Love on the rocks…I mean rock
GO

Zahara and Pax are adoreable
GO

The impossible insertion
GO

video of Hillary Duffs Maxim shoot
GO

Heather Graham found a new (and fuckking geriatric) meal ticket
GO

Small dog pees on a big dogg
GO

Borat’s chick is pretty pregnant…
GO

Babes doing yoga
GO

Hillary Duff Hates little girl, makes her cry
GO

Paris Hilton buys another dog she will abandon in a week or two
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Golf, a simple game
GO

What if Paris went Lezzie in Jail?
GO

Zac Efron touches himself in public
GO

More speculation regarding Lohans alcohol monitoring anklet
GO

Denise Richard in a bikini
GO

Emily Parr in Nuts magazine
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Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
GO She’s black and kinda proud of it
GO

Chicks take nudes of themselves
GO

Anna Nicole Smiths daughter is a cutie pie
GO

War is pretty shitty, man
GO

Miami Bikini Video
GO

Danielle Lloyd with no top on. Again.
GO

Lohan nearly broke?
GO

J.K Rowling has a huge rack
GO

Hillary Duff is sleeping with somebody new, that isn’t you
GO

World record weight loss, this is cool and disgusting all at the same time
GO

Britney fired her new assistant
GO

When Christina Applegate was funny and hott
GO

what a tease
GO

If you have a wedgie, just pick it
GO

More Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
GO

The Paris Hilton Prison Blues
GO

Dina Lohan, would you please shut the fuck up?
GO

Two girls making out
GO

Some guy triend to black mail Tom Cruise
GO

Best condom advert ever
GO

VIP Hawaiian party
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
GO

Wow, this is pretty fucking racist
GO

For any of the women or gays reading out there
GO

Sucks to be you
GO

Victoria Beckham and Katie Holmes are cheap
GO

Julia roberts isnt hott anymore
GO

Zed aint dead, he is a crackhead
GO

Bonus whores of the day
GO

Heidi Klum naked = Very nice
GO

That chick from My Girl turned out pretty hott
GO

And More Photobucket fun from Rogue Collector
GO

Cruise likes em starved
GO

Still a virgin? This will help
GO

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2007

25

Jul

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINK July 25/07

Sugar Nell got an email today from some crybaby read regarding a post made yesterday about Michelle williams looking like a unisex Elf. It reads:

Why would short hair = elfin boy? Lots of attractive hetero women have short hair. Of course, long hair, bone crunching corsets and chastity belts (and more currently, big fake tits and orange skin) are required to advertise that I AM FEMALE. She obviously has breasts. She has a feminine face. She has a curvy and not emaciated body
Heather

And I replied:

Dear Heather

I was sent your email via Sugar Nell and I must say I’m pretty surprised about your reaction. My guess is your a girl with short hair who looks like a boy and therefore got offended about it. Do you take Women’s studies at school as well?

You obviously don’t read our site regularly, because I assure you that a) its usually far worse then that, and b) you would realize that what we do is commentary and satire on celebrities and their lives. It doesnt matter if we believe what we write, all that matters is that it is funny.

This morning for instance, I made a joke about Britney Spears putting Sean Preston on the BBQ and Lindsay Lohan running over small children in her car. Furthermore, there’s plenty of our readers (the ones who still play Dungeons and Dragons in their moms basements for instance) who think elves are actually quite sexy.

I think you need to lighten up and maybe not take things so seriously and with all due respect, get the sand out of your vagina.

Thanks for your lovely email.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

I hope she replies. Until then, clicks these links


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