I don’t know why you’re reading this….It’s official Planking day today…I mean shit…shouldn’t you be off your computer and Planing your Planking….

Here is the stepNEWS….probably not the best weird news on the internet…but it’s good enough for me…

Transgender Woman Attacked….Cuz Transgendered women are weird….

A 32-year-old Fredericksburg, Va., transgender woman is recovering from a beating outside a 7-Eleven on Fall Hill Avenue last Saturday. According to police, at least three people began to argue with and then attacked the victim.

Utah passes ‘too sexy’ law and I’m Guilty as Charged…
Be careful how you act in Utah because acting too sexy could get you arrested

Dentist accused of battering 85 yr old
Virginia Graham says her Deltona dentist battered and bruised her and tried to steal her dentures, so she bit him.

Transsexual Widow Loses in Court Cuz transgendered People are Weird
Nikki Araguz, the transsexual widow of a Wharton County firefighter, will not get a dime from Thomas Araguz’s death benefits.

Coins Stolen from Park Fountain
Police are trying to figure out who stole all the coins from a decorative fountain in a Marietta city park.

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I think the most fucked news of the day is that dead baby portrait on twitter.

Fucked up.

But the GUY CAUGHT MASTURBATING ON A UNITED FLIGHT is pretty good too..

And so are these stories….

That’s what being the premiere news source on the internet does to someone….at least that’s what I’d assume, but I’m not the premiere anything on the internet…except maybe a failure…but that’s not news and this is the stepNEWS is all about……

Study: ‘Sexing Up’ Girls Clothes
You’ve heard the saying, “Sex Sells,” but did you ever think it would apply to clothes marketed toward toddlers?

Facebook Info At Issue in Assault Case
Attorneys for a metro Atlanta man charged with groping a passenger on a Delta flight want to use personal information from the alleged victim’s Facebook page in his defense.

Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck in Ireland
President Obama’s motorcade hit a snag Monday as it pulled out of the U.S. Embassy in Dublin.

Disabled Man Injured During Arrest
Disturbing video has surfaced of an arrest outside a DC Metro station. Two Metro Transit Police officers spotted a man in a wheelchair drinking a beer outside the U Street station Thursday.

Alleged Rapist Lured Women with Jobs
There’s a man being held without bond in the Parker County jail who investigators believe is a serial rapist. They say he’s a con artist who dangled the prospects of a high paying job to prey on women.

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I slept in today. It happens when you drink until 8 in the morning. It is a holliday here, not that that makes a difference in my life, but at least the bars were filled with 9-5 pussy that normally stays sober on Weeknights…not that it made a difference to me…other than give me something to stare at…good times…

Lucky for you, I didn’t die…and here I am with the news.

Man robbed homes, church with kids
BRIDGEWATER – Police arrested a man for breaking into a church with his 11-year-old son and they say it’s not the first time he brought his kids along with him during a robbery.

Cops: Pastor Raped Woman He Met at a Bar
A North Texas minister is in a West Virginia jail charged with sexual assault. And it’s not the first time he’s faced similar charges.

Drive By Purse Snatching Caught on Tape
A woman who was standing by her car at a Virginia gas station became the victim of a drive-by purse snatching. The whole crime was caught on camera.

Caught on Tape: Ohio Officer Attacked by Suspect
An Ohio Police officer was forced defend himself when he was attacked by a suspect. The whole incident was caught on camera.

Workers Assault FOX 4 Photographer
A FOX 4 News photographer was assaulted Wednesday afternoon covering a story about health concerns at a grocery store. And it was all caught on camera.

City Worker Fired Over Sex Act
A supervisor in the City of Atlanta Public Works Department has been fired, after he was discovered having sex in a city vehicle while on city time.

Starbucks Suspect Accused of Stalking
Police say a Southern California man suspected of planting a camera in a Starbucks restroom confessed to stalking a woman and stealing her worn underwear.

No Ruling In Transgender Widow’s Case
Despite hours in the courtroom, there is still no ruling in a high-profile case. The family of Thomas Araguz wants to stop his widow from collecting benefits after Thomas, a Wharton firefighter, was killed battling a blaze less than a year ago.

Caught on Tape: Melrose clerk fights off robber with crowbar

Missing Bosnain Model’s Body Found
The body of a missing Bosnian woman with ties to Detroit is found in the Chicago River. 25-year-old Irma Sabonovic disappeared last Tuesday after getting lost on her way to a Chicago nightclub. Her friends here in Detroit helped raise thousands of dollars in reward money with the hopes of finding her.

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I’m sure this isn’t all the news going on out there. I’m sure there are more idiots on local news than a site could handle. But this is all I’m posting for today’s stepNEWS…

Pretending Boys” Prey On Girls Online
Chat rooms and the like are filling up with boys pretending to be girls to get them to send compromising images and videos, tricking them into trusting the wrong people. Yeah sorry about that….but it works….too bad they are onto me….

Woman Says Cop Sexually Assaulted Her
A Pennsylvania woman dropped a bombshell on Lower Merion Township commissioners at a town meeting.

Preacher Jailed in Jamaica over Bullet
It was supposed to be a peaceful vacation for a 26-year-old preacher and his 22-year-old wife, but things turned for the worst when customs officials in Jamaica found a .22-caliber bullet in his bag.

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Here’s the latest news…cuz the world is a horrible, yet funny fucking place, for example this morning I woke up to a note on my door that read “Where did you put my lilac bush? Give it back?”….I live in a cement yard of a housing project…in the fucking basement…we don’t do lilac bushes here you crazy fuck….that said…here are the stepNEWS clips of the day, to keep the 3 last readers up to speed on what’s going on out in that dark scary place…

Skateboard Shooting Victim Speaks Out
The family of the 15-year-old Lusby, Md. boy who was shot in the leg by an angry neighbor said his son Scotty is in the hospital with a titanium rod that extends from his hip to his knee

Drive By Purse Rober

Exchange of Money, Sex Scandal in GA County
Former County Executive Jack Johnson’s guilty plea Tuesday unsealed a wealth of new information, suggesting people at all levels of government exchanged their influence for money, sex and other gifts.

Sex Trafficking a Larger Problem in Tennessee
Shelby County has one of the highest rates of child trafficking in the state.

Michigan Teen Arraigned on Intimidation Charge
A Birmingham Seaholm High School senior was arraigned and released on $20,000 bond Wednesday after being charged with one count of ethnic intimidation.

NH Girl suspended over Osama Facebook post
The mother of a 13-year-old New Hampshire girl says she’s upset her daughter was suspended from school for five days for posting on Facebook that she wished Osama bin Laden had killed her math teacher.

MI lottery winner still on welfare

Police Investigate eBay Sale of Toddler
Did a Michigan woman really offer a two-year-old for sale on eBay? She now says she was not serious about the offer but she did accept a tongue-in-cheek bid from one man.

Protestor Dumps Glitter on Gingrich
Two possible GOP presidential candidates got together in one room in Minneapolis to speak about reconnecting faith, family and freedom on Tuesday — but not without a little bedazzling after a protestor tossed glitter on Newt Gingrich at a book signing.

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I’ve decided I’m going to be the Huffington post of sleazy, weird and bizarre news. This is my half ass start to it, even though I started this shit 6 years ago, but it doesn’t count cuz no one has noticed me…except maybe for my whining…

IT’s the End of the World – FINALLY!

Believers say Saturday is the end of the world
It’s just about the biggest, boldest prediction anyone could make, but the 89-year minister behind the May 21 doomsday campaign says he has no doubt that the world is ending on Saturday. He wants everyone to know and get ready for the Rapture.

This is hilarious…IMF Head to Claim Consent in Sex Attack
International Monetary Fund (IMF) chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s defense attorney looks set to claim the French politician’s alleged assault on a Manhattan hotel maid was actually a consensual sexual encounter, the New York Post reported Tuesday.

Woman sues Chuck E. Cheese over games
SAN DIEGO – Is Chuck E. Cheese really just a casino for kids?

Loudness on train leads to arrest
SALEM, O.R. – Silence may be golden, but loudness could land you in jail….a loud fat black lady – no way!? Must be racism.

Pervert Sex Offenders Beware – New Facebook bill – Cuz the Internet is Getting Controled by the man….
A new bill could force Facebook and other social networking sites to allow parents to police their children’s pages or face fines of up to $10,000.

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I’m like Peter Jennings or that gay guy from the morning show in this bitch, or Barbara Walters but with a smaller dick. It’s like I’m a fucking investigative journalist, something I always knew I was good at when it came to scoping out weird porn, but now it is a skill I’ve brought to the mainstream, even though I don’t actually actively search for the stepNEWS, they are just mailed into me, but I’m allowed to pretend I work and have skills, it is important for my low self esteem and self worth….

FL Teen says she was attacked at school
Lake Mary High School student Christina Martinez says she was attacked by another teenager nearly two weeks ago

Cops Probe Alleged Plot To Sicken Kids
Police in suburban Philadelphia are investigating an alleged plot to sicken children on a school trip and then sue for damages.

Relaxation brownies, perfectly legal
There are brownies out there that promise to make you feel very mellow — but the ingredients aren’t what you might think.

Vatican releases new abuse directive
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican is coming under heavy criticism after releasing new directives about how to handle clergy sex abuse.

Push to ban sex at home during divorce
BOSTON – A new bill on Beacon Hill would ban parents from engaging in sexual relationships within the home until their divorces are final.

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You know – I make fun of these idiots on the stepNEWS, but I never take the time to really appreciate what they do to get on the news, like the dude who told his employers that his wife had cancer and they paid him 7,000 dollars, before his cunt wife ratted him out, I mean shit, that plan was almost genius, but I guess the key word is genius, and I guess this really just shows us the fine line between half retarded and being smart…. this is the stepNEWS…we’re not here for smarts…I am here to celebrate retardism….

Man lied about wife dying from cancer
Police say a Greenville, N.H. main deceived his employer of thousands of dollars under the guise that his wife was dying of cancer.

Man Accused of Burning Ex Stays in Jail
The man accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire made a court appearance Thursday morning. Cobb County police say 25-year old Morgan Yarbrough of Powder Springs surrendered Wednesday after spending hours on the run.

Teacher accused of stealing markers
34-year-old Carl Howard, a Florida teacher, was caught shoplifting $800 worth of art markers.

Pornography Found In Bin Laden Hideout
U.S. officials say a stash of pornography was found in Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout raided by Navy Seals.

Tattoo Artist Faces Child Sex Charges
A southeastern Pennsylvania man accused of trading a tattoo for sex with an underage girl now faces sex charges involving more than a dozen other children as young as 4 years old, many of them the children of friends and girlfriends.

Woman run over by beach patrol
A woman was run over by a Volusia County Beach Patrol vehicle Friday morning at Daytona Beach.

One on one with Katy Perry’s parents
Their daughter is living a teenage dream with fireworks and they are in central Florida to bring their Evangelist message to teens and parents.

Caught on Tape: Ox stuck in clothing store, breaks out

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stepNEWS to start the day make you a more informed chronic masturbating redneck hick with a grade school education and a stray dog you like to fuck when no one’s looking…

I’m making the world a more informed place…..one idiot at a time…

Police: Man stabbed woman over milk
A Daytona Beach man is facing a charge of aggravated battery after stabbing a woman for not purchasing the type of milk he is accustomed to drinking.

Burger King boots blind woman, guide dog
Helen Arnold says she was the one grilled by an employee, after going inside with her guide dog Troy Serves her Right for being blind….

School sexting investigation draws ire
The issue of teenagers sexting each other isn’t a new problem, but the way one school is handling it is. This is the first time we’ve seen a school take the cells phones and conduct their own investigation and by investigation I mean jerk off to their students conference

Near-riot breaks out at Odd Future album signing
A police officer was taken to the hospital and a huge crowd of fans was dispersed from a CD signing by the biggest thing in hipster rap Tyler, the Creator.

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The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…but not as amazing as the dude who stripped down naked talking craziness and chased people in the subway….he’s one of those “shoulda been me” motherfuckers…I coulda done that with my eyes closed and got all the glory….but instead I just sat here….on my soiled couch naked and talking craziness…just goes to show what a little ambition and drive can do for a talent…it can land you on TV…Amazing

Caught on Tape: Victim beats, chases carjacker
The victim was in his truck at a drive through when another man walked up, then threatened and hit him with a stic

Naked man’s racial rant caught on tape
Cameras capture a bizarre scene on the New York City subway.

Dad Charged with Beating His Daughter
He sat silent in court as he was charged with beating his own daughter so badly her face was no longer recognizable. The 52-year-old Oxford man is being held on $2-million bond after allegedly assaulting her with a bat.

Judge fines potential juror $450
Judge Belvin Perry started the afternoon session by fining prospective juror Jonathan Green in contempt of court after he was told that during the lunch break Green had engaged a reporter with the purpose of trying to get out of jury duty

Man Sets Fire to Woman at Gas Station
Cobb County police are looking for a man who they say doused his former girlfriend with gasoline and set her on fire. It happened at a Kennesaw gas station off of Barrett Parkway early Wednesday morning.

Deputy Accused of Having Sex With Teen
Another San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputy was jailed for allegedly having sex with a teen girl in the department’s youth Explorer Program, prompting the suspension of a portion of the program.

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