Here’s the latest news…cuz the world is a horrible, yet funny fucking place, for example this morning I woke up to a note on my door that read “Where did you put my lilac bush? Give it back?”….I live in a cement yard of a housing project…in the fucking basement…we don’t do lilac bushes here you crazy fuck….that said…here are the stepNEWS clips of the day, to keep the 3 last readers up to speed on what’s going on out in that dark scary place…

Skateboard Shooting Victim Speaks Out
The family of the 15-year-old Lusby, Md. boy who was shot in the leg by an angry neighbor said his son Scotty is in the hospital with a titanium rod that extends from his hip to his knee

Drive By Purse Rober

Exchange of Money, Sex Scandal in GA County
Former County Executive Jack Johnson’s guilty plea Tuesday unsealed a wealth of new information, suggesting people at all levels of government exchanged their influence for money, sex and other gifts.

Sex Trafficking a Larger Problem in Tennessee
Shelby County has one of the highest rates of child trafficking in the state.

Michigan Teen Arraigned on Intimidation Charge
A Birmingham Seaholm High School senior was arraigned and released on $20,000 bond Wednesday after being charged with one count of ethnic intimidation.

NH Girl suspended over Osama Facebook post
The mother of a 13-year-old New Hampshire girl says she’s upset her daughter was suspended from school for five days for posting on Facebook that she wished Osama bin Laden had killed her math teacher.

MI lottery winner still on welfare

Police Investigate eBay Sale of Toddler
Did a Michigan woman really offer a two-year-old for sale on eBay? She now says she was not serious about the offer but she did accept a tongue-in-cheek bid from one man.

Protestor Dumps Glitter on Gingrich
Two possible GOP presidential candidates got together in one room in Minneapolis to speak about reconnecting faith, family and freedom on Tuesday — but not without a little bedazzling after a protestor tossed glitter on Newt Gingrich at a book signing.

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I’ve decided I’m going to be the Huffington post of sleazy, weird and bizarre news. This is my half ass start to it, even though I started this shit 6 years ago, but it doesn’t count cuz no one has noticed me…except maybe for my whining…

IT’s the End of the World – FINALLY!

Believers say Saturday is the end of the world
It’s just about the biggest, boldest prediction anyone could make, but the 89-year minister behind the May 21 doomsday campaign says he has no doubt that the world is ending on Saturday. He wants everyone to know and get ready for the Rapture.

This is hilarious…IMF Head to Claim Consent in Sex Attack
International Monetary Fund (IMF) chief Dominique Strauss-Kahn’s defense attorney looks set to claim the French politician’s alleged assault on a Manhattan hotel maid was actually a consensual sexual encounter, the New York Post reported Tuesday.

Woman sues Chuck E. Cheese over games
SAN DIEGO – Is Chuck E. Cheese really just a casino for kids?

Loudness on train leads to arrest
SALEM, O.R. – Silence may be golden, but loudness could land you in jail….a loud fat black lady – no way!? Must be racism.

Pervert Sex Offenders Beware – New Facebook bill – Cuz the Internet is Getting Controled by the man….
A new bill could force Facebook and other social networking sites to allow parents to police their children’s pages or face fines of up to $10,000.

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I’m like Peter Jennings or that gay guy from the morning show in this bitch, or Barbara Walters but with a smaller dick. It’s like I’m a fucking investigative journalist, something I always knew I was good at when it came to scoping out weird porn, but now it is a skill I’ve brought to the mainstream, even though I don’t actually actively search for the stepNEWS, they are just mailed into me, but I’m allowed to pretend I work and have skills, it is important for my low self esteem and self worth….

FL Teen says she was attacked at school
Lake Mary High School student Christina Martinez says she was attacked by another teenager nearly two weeks ago

Cops Probe Alleged Plot To Sicken Kids
Police in suburban Philadelphia are investigating an alleged plot to sicken children on a school trip and then sue for damages.

Relaxation brownies, perfectly legal
There are brownies out there that promise to make you feel very mellow — but the ingredients aren’t what you might think.

Vatican releases new abuse directive
VATICAN CITY – The Vatican is coming under heavy criticism after releasing new directives about how to handle clergy sex abuse.

Push to ban sex at home during divorce
BOSTON – A new bill on Beacon Hill would ban parents from engaging in sexual relationships within the home until their divorces are final.

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You know – I make fun of these idiots on the stepNEWS, but I never take the time to really appreciate what they do to get on the news, like the dude who told his employers that his wife had cancer and they paid him 7,000 dollars, before his cunt wife ratted him out, I mean shit, that plan was almost genius, but I guess the key word is genius, and I guess this really just shows us the fine line between half retarded and being smart…. this is the stepNEWS…we’re not here for smarts…I am here to celebrate retardism….

Man lied about wife dying from cancer
Police say a Greenville, N.H. main deceived his employer of thousands of dollars under the guise that his wife was dying of cancer.

Man Accused of Burning Ex Stays in Jail
The man accused of setting his ex-girlfriend on fire made a court appearance Thursday morning. Cobb County police say 25-year old Morgan Yarbrough of Powder Springs surrendered Wednesday after spending hours on the run.

Teacher accused of stealing markers
34-year-old Carl Howard, a Florida teacher, was caught shoplifting $800 worth of art markers.

Pornography Found In Bin Laden Hideout
U.S. officials say a stash of pornography was found in Osama bin Laden’s Pakistan hideout raided by Navy Seals.

Tattoo Artist Faces Child Sex Charges
A southeastern Pennsylvania man accused of trading a tattoo for sex with an underage girl now faces sex charges involving more than a dozen other children as young as 4 years old, many of them the children of friends and girlfriends.

Woman run over by beach patrol
A woman was run over by a Volusia County Beach Patrol vehicle Friday morning at Daytona Beach.

One on one with Katy Perry’s parents
Their daughter is living a teenage dream with fireworks and they are in central Florida to bring their Evangelist message to teens and parents.

Caught on Tape: Ox stuck in clothing store, breaks out

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stepNEWS to start the day make you a more informed chronic masturbating redneck hick with a grade school education and a stray dog you like to fuck when no one’s looking…

I’m making the world a more informed place…..one idiot at a time…

Police: Man stabbed woman over milk
A Daytona Beach man is facing a charge of aggravated battery after stabbing a woman for not purchasing the type of milk he is accustomed to drinking.

Burger King boots blind woman, guide dog
Helen Arnold says she was the one grilled by an employee, after going inside with her guide dog Troy Serves her Right for being blind….

School sexting investigation draws ire
The issue of teenagers sexting each other isn’t a new problem, but the way one school is handling it is. This is the first time we’ve seen a school take the cells phones and conduct their own investigation and by investigation I mean jerk off to their students conference

Near-riot breaks out at Odd Future album signing
A police officer was taken to the hospital and a huge crowd of fans was dispersed from a CD signing by the biggest thing in hipster rap Tyler, the Creator.

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The stepNEWS is fucking amazing…but not as amazing as the dude who stripped down naked talking craziness and chased people in the subway….he’s one of those “shoulda been me” motherfuckers…I coulda done that with my eyes closed and got all the glory….but instead I just sat here….on my soiled couch naked and talking craziness…just goes to show what a little ambition and drive can do for a talent…it can land you on TV…Amazing

Caught on Tape: Victim beats, chases carjacker
The victim was in his truck at a drive through when another man walked up, then threatened and hit him with a stic

Naked man’s racial rant caught on tape
Cameras capture a bizarre scene on the New York City subway.

Dad Charged with Beating His Daughter
He sat silent in court as he was charged with beating his own daughter so badly her face was no longer recognizable. The 52-year-old Oxford man is being held on $2-million bond after allegedly assaulting her with a bat.

Judge fines potential juror $450
Judge Belvin Perry started the afternoon session by fining prospective juror Jonathan Green in contempt of court after he was told that during the lunch break Green had engaged a reporter with the purpose of trying to get out of jury duty

Man Sets Fire to Woman at Gas Station
Cobb County police are looking for a man who they say doused his former girlfriend with gasoline and set her on fire. It happened at a Kennesaw gas station off of Barrett Parkway early Wednesday morning.

Deputy Accused of Having Sex With Teen
Another San Bernardino County Sheriff’s deputy was jailed for allegedly having sex with a teen girl in the department’s youth Explorer Program, prompting the suspension of a portion of the program.

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I know the night wasn’t entirely where I wanted it to be last night, because I am not posting video clips from the local news starring me….I don’t think that in all my insane drunken rages of stupidity that I’ve ever ended up on the local news and that’s kinda bumming me out….I guess I’m more of the drunken idiot who leaves the raping for the rapists who is more into wallowing in the rejection and questionning where I went wrong…Maybe my drunken rages are better suited for Sally Jesse Raphael…provided she’s not dead….because I like self destructing slowly to dance music better than breaking laws….but these idiots aren’t as considerate in their stupidity….

Sex-predator sting yields 22 arrests
Twenty-two men were arrested and charged in a Polk County sex-predator sting.

Woman Arrested After Truck Pursuit
Authorities arrested a woman who led them on a freeway chase Tuesday afternoon in an apparently stolen flatbed truck. Watch the police pursuit video inside the story. The fun starts at the 2:15 mark.

Man arrested for posing as school nurse
A Lake County man is facing a number of charges after deputies say he took a dead man’s nursing license and altered it for his own use to work as a school nurse.

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Here’s some news….it may not be the best news…the most relevant news…the most life changing news…it may not even be funny or ironic or interesting enough to watch…but that’s what makes it the stepNEWS….

Hateful Posts Hit Va Business’ Facebook
Racist rants, images and videos are starting to overtake a Facebook page created by a Northern Virginia hair care business with an African American customer base.

Priest Says He Lied About Being SEAL
A priest in central Pennsylvania and the region’s leading newspaper are embarrassed by apparent false claims that the priest served in the elite Navy SEALs program.

Developer faces rape, cocaine charges
QUINCY – One of Quincy’s wealthiest and most influential developers will face a judge in connection with child rape and drug trafficking charges.

Face Transplant Recipient Speaks
The nation’s first full face transplant recipient said the first thing his young daughter said to him when she saw him after the operation was “Daddy, you’re so handsome.”

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It turns out that even if I ignore the news, stupid shit still happens. It’s like turning a blind eye to retards, not actual retards, but people who act like actual retards, but are accepted in society as our equals, will continue to go on…It’s like the number one American natural resource or export….you stupid, ignorant, uneducated, inbred, Walmart shopping, hicks….no offense…cuz trust me, I know there’s idiots everywhere…it’s an international thing…how exclusive…

Caught on Tape: Racehorse jumps into crowd
Two people have suspected serious spinal injuries after a horse rampaged through a crowd of spectators at a race meeting in Australia, the Herald Sun reported Thursday.

Nobody cared about this woman
A 65-year-old woman training for a half marathon fell and was seriously hurt along a busy road in Garland. Despite her obvious trama, no one stopped to help her for some time.

‘SlutWalks’ Sends Provocative Message
This social movement really gets around.

Man Arrested In Craigslist Rent Scam
A man named Samuel Ferraro was in police custody Friday night in connection with what they say is a Craigslist scheme.

Beating Near Old City Bar Caught On Tape
Cameras were rolling when a group of people beat up a man outside a Philadelphia bar.

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One person in the week I didn’t post the stepNEWS asked me where the stepNEWS was. One other person told me the were glad it was gone. And the other 10 million people a day who visit this amazing site, didn’t even notice it was missing….So I brought it back for them.

Woman still jailed on sex noises charge
Ellen Beth Wachs is in the Polk County Jail on no bond. Wednesday, her attorney said she is there because, as an outspoken atheist, local law enforcement sees her as a thorn in their side.

Caught on Tape: Officer Tackles Teenage Girl
An officer is under investigation for using excessive force after video is posted of him pushing a teenage girl against a wall.

62yo Man Accused of Molesting Children
Authorities say a Maricopa man has been arrested for the alleged child molestation of two juveniles, occurring between 2010 and 2011.

Volunteer Allegedly Touched Boy
A volunteer at Lakewood Church has been charged with “indecency with a child” after allegations that he touched a boy inappropriately, according to court documents

Mom: ‘I Lost My Son Because I’m Gay’
It’s the latest twist in a father-and-son love triangle that ended in murder. Would a dose of tolerance have headed off a horrible killing?

Passenger Says She Was Groped on Metro
Fox 5 spoke with a bus passenger who says sometime after 8 p.m. on Tuesday night she got on a bus heading to her home in Silver Spring where she was sexually assaulted.

Lockheed Martin Workers Caught Drinking In Work Parking Lot
For most of us a lunch break means grabbing a salad or a maybe a burger. But for some Lockheed Martin workers, lunch time has taken on a whole new meaning.

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