I know the night wasn’t entirely where I wanted it to be last night, because I am not posting video clips from the local news starring me….I don’t think that in all my insane drunken rages of stupidity that I’ve ever ended up on the local news and that’s kinda bumming me out….I guess I’m more of the drunken idiot who leaves the raping for the rapists who is more into wallowing in the rejection and questionning where I went wrong…Maybe my drunken rages are better suited for Sally Jesse Raphael…provided she’s not dead….because I like self destructing slowly to dance music better than breaking laws….but these idiots aren’t as considerate in their stupidity….

Sex-predator sting yields 22 arrests
Twenty-two men were arrested and charged in a Polk County sex-predator sting.

Woman Arrested After Truck Pursuit
Authorities arrested a woman who led them on a freeway chase Tuesday afternoon in an apparently stolen flatbed truck. Watch the police pursuit video inside the story. The fun starts at the 2:15 mark.

Man arrested for posing as school nurse
A Lake County man is facing a number of charges after deputies say he took a dead man’s nursing license and altered it for his own use to work as a school nurse.

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Here’s some news….it may not be the best news…the most relevant news…the most life changing news…it may not even be funny or ironic or interesting enough to watch…but that’s what makes it the stepNEWS….

Hateful Posts Hit Va Business’ Facebook
Racist rants, images and videos are starting to overtake a Facebook page created by a Northern Virginia hair care business with an African American customer base.

Priest Says He Lied About Being SEAL
A priest in central Pennsylvania and the region’s leading newspaper are embarrassed by apparent false claims that the priest served in the elite Navy SEALs program.

Developer faces rape, cocaine charges
QUINCY – One of Quincy’s wealthiest and most influential developers will face a judge in connection with child rape and drug trafficking charges.

Face Transplant Recipient Speaks
The nation’s first full face transplant recipient said the first thing his young daughter said to him when she saw him after the operation was “Daddy, you’re so handsome.”

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It turns out that even if I ignore the news, stupid shit still happens. It’s like turning a blind eye to retards, not actual retards, but people who act like actual retards, but are accepted in society as our equals, will continue to go on…It’s like the number one American natural resource or export….you stupid, ignorant, uneducated, inbred, Walmart shopping, hicks….no offense…cuz trust me, I know there’s idiots everywhere…it’s an international thing…how exclusive…

Caught on Tape: Racehorse jumps into crowd
Two people have suspected serious spinal injuries after a horse rampaged through a crowd of spectators at a race meeting in Australia, the Herald Sun reported Thursday.

Nobody cared about this woman
A 65-year-old woman training for a half marathon fell and was seriously hurt along a busy road in Garland. Despite her obvious trama, no one stopped to help her for some time.

‘SlutWalks’ Sends Provocative Message
This social movement really gets around.

Man Arrested In Craigslist Rent Scam
A man named Samuel Ferraro was in police custody Friday night in connection with what they say is a Craigslist scheme.

Beating Near Old City Bar Caught On Tape
Cameras were rolling when a group of people beat up a man outside a Philadelphia bar.

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One person in the week I didn’t post the stepNEWS asked me where the stepNEWS was. One other person told me the were glad it was gone. And the other 10 million people a day who visit this amazing site, didn’t even notice it was missing….So I brought it back for them.

Woman still jailed on sex noises charge
Ellen Beth Wachs is in the Polk County Jail on no bond. Wednesday, her attorney said she is there because, as an outspoken atheist, local law enforcement sees her as a thorn in their side.

Caught on Tape: Officer Tackles Teenage Girl
An officer is under investigation for using excessive force after video is posted of him pushing a teenage girl against a wall.

62yo Man Accused of Molesting Children
Authorities say a Maricopa man has been arrested for the alleged child molestation of two juveniles, occurring between 2010 and 2011.

Volunteer Allegedly Touched Boy
A volunteer at Lakewood Church has been charged with “indecency with a child” after allegations that he touched a boy inappropriately, according to court documents

Mom: ‘I Lost My Son Because I’m Gay’
It’s the latest twist in a father-and-son love triangle that ended in murder. Would a dose of tolerance have headed off a horrible killing?

Passenger Says She Was Groped on Metro
Fox 5 spoke with a bus passenger who says sometime after 8 p.m. on Tuesday night she got on a bus heading to her home in Silver Spring where she was sexually assaulted.

Lockheed Martin Workers Caught Drinking In Work Parking Lot
For most of us a lunch break means grabbing a salad or a maybe a burger. But for some Lockheed Martin workers, lunch time has taken on a whole new meaning.

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As far as I’m concerned, it’s Easter Monday and you religious freaks should be out nailing yourself to crosses to experience Christ’s plight as the worlds first billionaire entrepreneur….I mean before him you needed royal blood or at least a ship to trade spices with China to be rich, but motherfucker instead created his own religion, which was the Entertainment of the time, making him the first Oprah/Howard Stern/whoever else is a billionaire off brainwashing their followers….

You should not be watching internet video clips…but here is the latest news…anyway…

Police: Teacher Shoved Child’s Head
A 27-year-old teacher allegedly bashed the head of his partner’s daughter because she wouldn’t let him take a nap — leaving bruises that lasted for weeks.

Prosecutors: Man Assaulted Coma Patient
A local man showed no remorse after admitting to raping a woman in coma inside her room at a nursing home, prosecutors say.

Man shoved baby wipe down baby’s throat – Better a Baby Wipe Thank His Genitals….
A Salem man was arrested for shoving a baby wipe down a baby’s throat and then throwing the child across the room, Essex district attorney’s spokesman Steve O’Connell said.

Murder witnessed over webcam
TORONTO – An exchange student from China was attacked and killed in Canada, and it was all witnessed a world away.

Tattoo Artist Gets 7.5 Yrs in Sex Case
A valley man accused of trading sex for tattoos was sentenced to 7.5 years in prison.

Umbrella mistaken for gun at mall
State police say no weapon was found inside the Burlington Mall. There were reports that a man with a gun was spotted inside the Nordstrom, but it turned out to be an umbrella.

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I biggest stepNEWS is that Jenny McCarthy answered me on twitter after mocking her uterus for giving autism….but I guess that’s really not news at all….maybe the fact that telling teen girls smoking is bad in sweat pants with an erection is ineffective and illegal is stepNEWS….or getting drunk at making friends on the internet at 4 am is…only to wake up at noon not knowing or understanding why you’re a broke ass joke…or maybe the real news is that the bitch from Scream 4 who’s pics I posted yesterday closed down her facebook cuz of me…..

I don’t know anymore…but here’s what my news editor in cheif sent me…

Adult Store Sparks More Controversy
There is more controversy for a Manassas store that sells lingerie and pornographic movies. KK’s Temptations has only been open for about six months, but some City Council members are concerned about the image it is portraying and has launched an expensive study to look into it.

Match.com to check sex offender registry
Online dating site Match.com says it will begin screening its users against the national sex offender registry. Because some bitch named Carole Markin, who is some Harvard educated Film Producer got raped from some 6 time offender she met, reminding that the internet is full of crazies…

A tornado stole this guys hamburger…

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Here is the latest stepNEWS….news that is on the news but that isn’t news because it doesn’t really matter in the grand scheme of the world…but it does showcase the real idiots of the world…or at least of America and that’s always a good time…I guess…

Police Officer Attacked by Cow
A Hickory Creek police officer is out of the hospital after getting attacked by a cow.

Man Bites Dog, Sues Police
A 33-year-old man who bit back after he was caught by a Phoenix police dog is suing police.

Pre-Teen Condom Site Causes Furor
Philadelphia’s new campaign to educate young teens on the dangers of sexual activity has sparked some hot debate around town.

Caught on Tape: Mom Has Child Steal Purse
A shocking case out of Wilmington, Del., shows a child forced to steal and it was all caught on video.

Houston Dad Accused of Letting Baby Eat Pot

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Here is the news that isn’t really news…but that I know you want to know about…because you think it intellectualizes your masturbation…keeps you up to speed on useless idiots doing useless things that end up on local TV…as you click on tranny porn link….and by you I mean me…as I write this site to myself and not to the one or two perverts who end up here from searching “Dick Farts” on google…yes it amazes me that half my traffic is refered by google from Dick-Fart…..that is the real stepNEWS….

Another toddler given sangria, not juice
A 2-year-old boy was accidentally served sangria instead of orange juice at a central Florida Olive Garden and was taken to the hospital.

Online Dating and Sex Predator Risks
A southern California woman says the man she met through match.com raped her. After a second date with the man, he allegedly followed her home, walked into her apartment and raped her.

Child Takes Pot to School, Mom Arrested
A mother is out of jail Thursday night after marijuana was found in her daughter’s book bag at a daycare in Norcross. Ten bags of marijuana were found in the 5-year-old girl’s bag as she was boarding the school bus.

German President Pelted With Eggs
German President Christian Wulff shrugged off an egg attack by a lone assailant Thursday, saying it was the price of having the common touch.

Pastor accused of having sex with minor
The youth pastor at a church in Brooksville was arrested Tuesday and is accused of having consensual sex with a 17-year-old girl, according to the Brooksville police.

Fetish Website Paid For Beatings
A fetish site is facing a lawsuit after paying homeless men as little as $25 to be videotaped while women whipped and punched them, leaving them with bruises, a dislocated jaw and broken ribs, The St Petersburg Times reported Tuesday.

Dude Goes To Jail and Is Listed as a Sex Offender for a Youtube Video – What a Fucking Joke….America is So Backwards….It’s a Fucking Joke….

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Here’s some news that isn’t really news….I looked around to find some better shit but had no luck….so this is as good as it gets….which is okay because you don’t really deserve better…not that there is a you…we’re in this alone…and by we I mean me….

Teacher Accused of Throwing Shoe
A DeKalb County school teacher is in hot water Tuesday night after allegedly throwing a shoe at a student. Now the boy’s mother is considering legal action against the district

This Victoria’s Secret Photoshop Fail was pretty hysterical too…. Candice Swanepoel Looks Likea Monster …..but that’s not really random news is it…

Fuck I suck at the internet…

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Here’s some news that isn’t news to start your day. If anything it’s just news to remind you how unfair life is cuz when you were in high school the only lap dances you were getting were from your foster mother who only was a foster mother cuz it paid and sometimes cuz it satisfied her sexual needs cuz we were giving no choice…which would have been nice…had she not been really fat white trash who didn’t shower…I mean maybe she’s the reason I got a taste for pig women, cuz trust me I had a fucking taste, more that I’d ever like to admit…cuz her lap dances were more face dances…the kind that makes most men gay and in therapy their whole life….while letting it all out on the internet after getting the same mouth rape from my obese wife is my therapy…it’s like groundhog day…i keep reliving and reliving those days when I was 12 and “come lick the lollipop” meant something that didn’t taste like candy, but more like feces, sweat and piss…Good times…

Classroom Searched After Teacher Arrest
Federal ICE agents raided an Alexandria elementary school Monday, searching the classroom of a fourth grade teacher arrested last week on child pornography charges.

Video of DeKalb Home Invasion Released
Four men force their way into a businessman’s Stone Mountain home. The victim released home surveillance video Monday in hopes of catching the perpetrators.

Teacher Used Lap Dancers In Classroom
A LaSalle University professor is the subject of a school investigation after claims that he hired strippers to take part in a symposium, during which he and students received lap dances.

Police: Woman beat boy over ‘F’
A woman accused of beating a young relative for getting an F on his report card was in court Monday.

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