Here is the latest in stepNEWS that may or may not be news or not cuz I don’t really pay attention to what’s going on in the world today. I feel that putting blinders on makes everything more fun. I just don’t use the word “government” or “Terrorist” in any facebook messages…I just want to stay below the radar cuz the government scares me….I blame Michael Moore.

Here’s the news…

Youth Prison Guard Sex Assault Lawsuit
A guard-counselor at a state youth prison in Chino was found liable in civil trial for sexually assaulting a number of inmates, Gay….

FDNY: Voodoo Sex Ceremony Candles Caused Fatal Fire
Candles used in a voodoo sex ceremony ignited a fast-moving fire that swept through a Brooklyn apartment building on the evening of February 19 and into early February 20, 2011, and killed a woman, according to FDNY fire marshals and a city official.

Man Claims He Was Attacked at DC Metro Station
Robert Joy’s front teeth are gone. He has stitches on his upper lip and a bloodshot eye. His troubles started outside the Suitland Metro Station after he saw someone else being attacked.

Nurse Busted in Internet Sex Sting
He was trusted with people’s lives and now a valley nurse faces some serious charges after an internet sex sting.

Best Workout Class Ever….How Did I Miss THis One….

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Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.

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I am still recovering from an attempted suicide thanks to the Oscars bringing me to that ledge….Unfortunately for you I am a loser on all levels, so I couldn’t follow through on it…as nothing ever works my way…I probably should have tried no to commit suicide in order to actually die a slow painful death in attempt to feel again after the masturbatory event that robbed me of three years of my life…even if it felt more like 3 years…

Here’s the news to start the day, cuz despite the stitches, it’s good to be alive, cuz these idiots share the earth wit us…

Teacher Arrested, Hurt Couple Speaks Out
For the first time since they were allegedly attacked by a Fort Worth teacher, an elderly couple from Grand Prairie is talking about the ordeal.

Catholic School Fires Openly Gay Priest
A beloved Chestnut Hill College professor is out of a job after the.private Roman Catholic institution said it didn’t know Father James St. George was gay when he was hired to teach.

Mom Admits Driving Daughter to Fight
Two girls fighting over a guy is nothing new, but one mom decided to step in and drive her daughter to knock the other girl flat, and it didn’t end there. It all went down in Eastpointe.

Drive-by paintball attacks in Taunton
TAUNTON – Police are looking for a group of males who have been unnerving residents with drive-by paintball attacks.

State weighs drug tests for welfare in Florida
There are two bills up for debate in Tallahassee that could change the way public assistance is distributed in the Sunshine State.

2 Busted in Bestiality Conspiracy Case

Charo: Lady Gaga’s Madonna With Diarrhea

Drunk Guy in the News is Amazing…

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I just woke up. I am hungover. I got complaints that I post too many newsclips in my stepLINKS. That’s kinda the fucking point you cocksucker.

Here they are, remember, I’m the new Katie Couric before she went primetime….

I’m a fucking morning show, mid afternoon.

I just don’t get paid mother fucker.

Ice Cream made from Human Breast Milk on sale in England

Man Carrying Sword Shot in Detroit
It’s not “Pirates of the Caribbean”, just a guy walking down the street with a huge sword. It’s not something you see every day, but it happened on this day.

Sleeping Bus Driver Wrecked Woman’s Car
Sleeping behind the wheel — that’s what a Detroit bus driver was doing when he plowed into two parked cars. The owners of the cars say, so far, they’ve received no compensation from the city. One of the cars was the only transportation for a legally blind man.

Cop Shuts Down Girl Scout Cookie Stand
Some Villa Rica Girl Scouts were in for a shock Wednesday, when a police officer came by their cookie booth and shut it down. The troop was told they had to have a permit to sell Girl Scout cookies.

Bestiality Child Porn Found on Computer
Detectives found dozens of images of children on 60-year-old Frank Foster’s computer. The images also included adults and animals.

OH mom busted for DUI with kids in car, drinking beer behind the wheel

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Here’s the latest news that isn’t necessarily important…but that is definitely hilarious….My favorite is the peeping tom pervert busted shooting pics of girls changing like an idiot, the high school kids with a homegrown pornsite and the 11 year old who was arrested for a drawing…cuz the world is trying to oppress our art….you know cuz we live in a doomed fucking place..

The Most Oblivious Crooks Ever?
Two alleged thieves are awaiting their day in court after what could be one of the worst cases of not paying attention ever… and the whole thing was caught on surveillance video to prove it.

Man Accused of Stealing Kids’ Sleds
Nobody likes getting hit with a snowball, but one guy allegedly went too far and what he is accused of doing could have police looking for him.

Suspect Called a ‘Peeping Tom’
A Houston man is charged with two counts of Improper Photography. It’s a charge that’s a lot worse than sounds.

Students involved in nude photo website
DUDLEY – A group of people, possibly some high school students, may be facing charges for posting photographs of underage girls.

DC Metro Report: Rapes, Sexual Assaults Up
Metro’s annual crime report says seven rapes and sexual assaults occurred in the Metro system in 2010, more than all the cases in the previous five years combined

Girl Lets Bank Know Mom is Drinking
A 9-year-old girl slipped a note to a bank teller that said her mother had been drinking and that she didn’t want to be driven home by her, Southfield police said.

Boy arrested for stick figure drawing
ARVADA, C.O. – A Colorado boy has been arrested over a violent stick figure drawing he made in school.

Angry customer drives into bank
A Michigan woman is behind bars accused of trying to get revenge on her bank. Police say she intentionally drove right through one of the bank’s windows.

Man lives with dead uncle for a month in California

Real life Magneto in Serbia
Young boy in Serbia appears to be magnetic – Fucked up but I call scam….He’s probably just covered in Serbian sirop…

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I already did the stepNEWS today, but this was just sent in and is amazing…..some chick goes nuts cuz of her towing bill….I guess this recession’s got people going crazy over 200 dollars or maybe it’s just Detroit trying to remind people how ghetto they are in response to the Eminem Superbowl Ad of lies…..bitch is clearly ghetto and fucking crazy…No racist….Her kid screams while momma loses her fucking shit and destroys a towing company…I find these videos totally inspiring….you know gives me confidence in the human condition….Next Level Amazing…

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I am Peter Jenning’s re-incarnate…or maybe I’m just Katie Couric’s dead husband back from the death trying to compete with her in bringing the fucking news to America like it matters….even though despite anything we do, we’re all gonna fucking die a horrible fiery death in the wake of World War III, at least that’s what I read in my fortune cookie in my dream last night, yes, I dream about Chinese Buffets when I’m asleep, I’m fat get over it…..and apparently, I’m also a fucking prophet…

Here’s the news….

Fight at Denny’s
CHICOPEE – A brawl breaks out at a Denny’s in Chicopee after a woman asked a stranger to pass the maple syrup. Cuz these white people are the calssiest ever…..

Pizza Delivery Driver Saves Woman’s Life

Mother Beaten with Brick by Teenagers
A Raleigh mother has undergone several surgeries after she said she was attacked by young gang members and beaten with a brick.

Drunk Mom Crashed with Kids in Car
A Phoenix mom has been arrested, accused of driving drunk with her kids in the car and crashing it.

Mom: Library Book Describes Sex
When Rose Schifferdecker opened a book from the children’s section of the Carrollton library, she couldn’t believe her eyes. She said it describes sex

Austin Police Department Releases Video of Red Light Crashes

Woman attacks roommate over thin mints
A Florida woman is under arrest, accused of attacking her roommate over a box of Girl Scout cookies.

Tampa mom makes son wear sign
A Tampa mother is defending her decision to stick her teenage son on a street corner with a sign that said, among other things, “GPA 1.22 … honk if I need education.”

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Here is the stepNEWS….who needs to cover real news that matters like the Americans killed by pirates or Earthquakes in New Zealand that made the sheep shake harder than a Muslim party in the countryside, you see cuz Muslim can’t jerk off or fuck before marriage, so they turn to the farm for feeling nice….No Racist. O

I like to focus on the crap….American crap….cuz I believe we’re doomed….

LESBIAN Softball Coach Accused of Sexual Battery
Haywood County high school softball coach and teacher has been charged with sexual battery against a student. Chanda Frank

Japan’s Crazy Fucking Zoo Training Video’s Gotta be a Joke

A Sacramento reporter and photographer are attacked while covering a murder investigation in Natomas.

Girl punched in alleged bullying attack
MANCHESTER, N.H. – A 12-year-old girl was allegedly punched in the face during an alleged bullying attack.

Texas churches begin welcoming gay teens cuz they are desperate….
SPRING, T.X. – Some churches in the lone star state have now begun welcoming gay teens to worship.

Bus driver suspended for throwing coffee
An MBTA bus driver has been suspended for allegedly throwing coffee into a passing vehicle.

Pizza Delivery Woman Saves Lives

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Here’s the latest in stepNEWS…which I haven’t figured out why I call it the stepNEWS…considering it’s not news about the site…or really anything I am involved in….there is a flaw in my naming…I must have been drunk…while I figure it out, watch these news clips…that aren’t stepNEWS…but by the looks of it Fox news…

Video Shows Suspended Coach Hit Player
The Holy Family University men’s basketball coach has been suspended after a player filed a police report because he claims he was assaulted during a January practice

Doctor plows through liquor store front
SEEKONK – A local doctor was charged with drunk driving after allegedly crashing his SUV through the windows of a Seekonk liquor store and then trying to steal beer.

Indictments handed down in sex ring
A dozen people suspected of working in a sex-trafficking ring in Central Florida have been indicted by a federal grand jury.

CT man charged with hate crime

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Here’s some of the latest news – cuz I’m the new Regis motherfuckers….brining the nonsense everyfucking day with a cartoon like swagger…

Feds Break Up Sex Slave Ring – BOOOOOO!

A modern day international sex slavery ring has been broken up right under our noses. Since 1999, federal investigators say young Mexican women and girls have been smuggled into an east Houston compound, then forced to work as prostitute

Firefighter accused of drug dealing cuz He’s a Real Hero….
ichard Desimone is a Newton firefighter, but police say the 42-year-old is also a drug dealer who resorted to violent threats because he was trying to collect money owed to him.

Metro Police Investigating Fight
The Metro Police Department is investigating an apparent fight between two teenage boys that has been posted on the internet.

Woman claims site violates basic rights – Stop Whining – The Internet is the Futre…

YPSILANTI, M.N. – A Michigan woman is extremely offended after a picture of her mom was posted on a controversial website.

Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in FL
Caught on Tape: Naked Burglar in Florida

Caught on Tape: Bus driver attacked in Florida

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