Here is the news that isn’t the news to keep you up to date on totally ridiculous, even irrelevant shit going on in the world…that maybe you can use as a conversation piece to break the awkwardness when you spend your allowance on an escort cuz you’re tired of not getting laid…See, I’m here to help and I make you a better person…

Caught on Tape: Drunken Miguel Cabrera
Police were summoned to a Fort Pierce restaurant before Detroit Tigers star Miguel Cabrera’s DUI arrest last month because the first baseman allegedly threatened a manager and an off-duty fish and wildlife officer.

Man falls into tracks at North Station in Boston
BOSTON – A person who was unsteady on his feet tumbled onto the southbound Orange Line tracks at around 3 p.m today at North Station. Passengers rushed to his aid.

Alligator Used to Guard Pot Stash
California narcotics investigators raiding a home’s $1.5 million marijuana growing operation found an alligator guarding the stash.

Player ejected for tackling Borat impersonator

Fan sues after getting hit with hot dog
KANSAS CITY, M.O. – A baseball fan is suing the Kansas City Royals after getting hit in the eye with a hot dog.

Man sees Jesus, Mary on side of oven – LIAR!!!
PLAINVILLE – Look closely at this picture. To some, what you’re seeing is a pizza-making miracle. Josh Mather, of Mansfield, couldn’t believe his eyes.

Caught on Tape: Crook can’t get mask on
A would-be robber may want to practice with his disguise. A South Carolina convenience store caught this attempted robbery on camera.

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Here is the news that isn’t the news…..clips no one watches cuz you are more interested in titties and celebrity bullshit to care about these lowgrade local news real life issues….

Teacher quits after students discover her porn past

Gilbert, AZ Teen a Playboy Sensation even though she looks retarded…
Most high school students spend their free time doing homework or going to the mall with friends. But you’re about to meet a valley teenager who gets paid to pose nude.

Student Expelled For Having Tattoo Gun
Instead of reporting to school each morning, 15-year-old Byron Preston is reporting for work in his father’s barber shop and nail salon. Byron was expelled from Laurel High School three months ago. He was found with a device called a “tattoo gun” in his possession.

Toddler Gets Ahold of Mom’s Narcotics
A 28-year-old Phoenix woman has been arrested after her 2-year-old child tests positive for ingesting methadone and cocaine.

A Scholarship For White Men Only?
There is a group in Texas called the “Former Majority Association for Equality” and they are are creating a lot of controversy for their scholarship program.

Woman Tried to Steal Baby by C-Section
Maricopa police are accusing a woman of attempting to kill her pregnant friend and take her unborn baby as her own.

Millions of Fish Dead In Redondo Beach – End of the World!

Man charged for taping student to chair
A Titusville man, who used to work as a Group Leader with the South Lake Elementary School After School Program, has been charged with child abuse after police say he taped a 5-year-old student to a chair with packing tape.

Bull Leaps Fence at Bull Fight
Amateur video captured dramatic footage of a bull jumping into the audience during a bullfight on Saturday in eastern Venezuela

Burglar calls 911 when confronted by home owner

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Here’s the latest news that isn’t news…but that makes me feel like I am connected and tapped into the world, even though I never leave my fucking house, not that it’s a house, but more of a basement with painted black windows from all the soot from trucks that drive by and a coal burning stove, a soiled mattress in a corner dominated by a fat wife with sleep apnea who is a horrible housekeeper cuz she’s too busy eating, a cold concrete floor and nothing but happiness, okay enough about me, here’s the stepNEWS….makes me so angry I could trash a liquor store…

Woman trashes liquor store
A woman in Rockland County, New York takes her anger out on a few dozen innocent liquor bottles!

Doctors prove staring at women’s breasts is healthy

Neo-Nazi Message Sprayed on Side of Home
Imagine driving through your neighborhood and seeing hate words spray painted on the side of a house. A message on a home in Casa Grande encourages people to rise up and “secure a future for white children.”

Softball Coach Charged With Sex Assault
A former volunteer softball coach at Rochester Adams is accused of having sex with two female students. Thomas Powell, 58, was arraigned Saturday on charges he had a sexual relationship with two 17-year-old students.

Teen Cyclist Says He Was Assaulted in GA
A DeKalb County father and daughter are accused of assaulting a 13-year-old cyclist. The alleged attack happened after the cyclist said he told the man to watch out for bikes on the road.

Man Accused of Trying to Rob Nun
It was late, around 10:00 p.m., at Saint Clare Montefalco Church on Whittier in Grosse Pointe Park. A 74-year-old nun was locking the church after a mission service. What she didn’t know was a man was hiding inside the church and he had a gun.

Caught on Tape: Handcuffed woman slammed to the ground
Heidi Creamer was already in handcuffs. She was unable to fight back. She got thrown on the floor of a hospital by a Manatee county deputy.

NU President: Investigate Sex Toy Demo
The president of Northwestern University said Thursday he is troubled that a psychology professor invited a couple to engage in a sex act involving a motorized sex toy in front of dozens of students during a human sexuality class, and he is calling for an investigation into the incident.

Fewer Teens, Young Adults Having Sex
Moms, dads: The good news is abstinence is making a comeback.

East Coast Rapist Suspect Arrested
Authorities have identified a man they arrested in Connecticut on suspicion of being responsible for rapes and other attacks on 17 women since 1997 and dubbed the East Coast Rapist. Police spokesman Joe Avery says 39-year-old Aaron Thomas of New Haven was arrested Friday afternoon at his home by the U.S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force.

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A morning ritual…similar to a greasy hangover dump…similar to a morning erection….similar to jerking off as you peep on your sister getting ready for school while sniffing a pair of her dirty panties you stole from the laundry room….here’s the stepNEWS that isn’t really news….

Controversy Over Live Sex Demo at Northwestern University

NU Responds to Sex Demo Debate
Northwestern University is backtracking it’s reaction to a live sex toy demonstration after a class on Human Sexuality.

Report: BYU Player Cut For Having Sex
Brigham Young University’s basketball stars are left plotting a way to win without starting forward Brandon Davies, who was kicked off the team for having sex with his girlfriend.

Teacher Pleads Guilty to Child Porn – He’s an International Rapist
A former teacher is facing a 25-year prison sentence after admitting to a decades-long pattern of molesting teenage boys in the United States and Japan.

Investigators: Student Poisoned Teacher
A small town teacher is recovering after drinking some tainted tea. Law enforcement officials said she was poisoned by one of her students.

Caught on Tape: Mother Slaps School Bully
A Florida mother is in trouble after taking a case of school bullying into her own hands.

Woman Forced into Trunk at Knifepoint
A woman is forced into the trunk of her car and taken for a ride. She was kidnapped from an apartment complex near Southern and Alma School Road, and eventually found a half-mile away.

Scorned girlfriend seeks revenge on ex
A scorned Florida woman has taken to Ebay to get back at her ex-boyfriend.

Priest arrested for intoxication, acts bizarre while in custody
An Ohio priest is expected to appear in court tomorrow after being arrested for driving under the influence. But it’s the priest’s bizarre behavior behind bars that has police officers concerned.

Naked Man Stuck in Manhole in Gilbert, AZ
Gilbert firefighters are puzzled Thursday morning after they find a person stuck inside a manhole — naked.

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Here is some news that isn’t really news but that may be about you cuz if you’re reading this site I can only assume you are this retarded…..except maybe anything to do with having sex…trying to have sex maybe…but actual sex, no way cuz you have nothing to do with having sex pretty much ever….Sad…

GA Man Accused of Luring Teens for Sex
A Douglas County man has been accused of using social networking sites to lure teenage boys to his home for sex. Steven Lemery was in jail Wednesday night, charged with disturbing crimes against teenage boys.

TX Teen Jailed for Plot to Kill Ex
A teenage boy was arrested in a murder for hire plot. Police say he tried to hire friends to kill his ex-girlfriend.

McDonald’s Customer Say Maggots in Food
McDonald’s has launched an investigation into how maggots allegedly found their way into a Melbourne man’s burger.

Man sentenced for biting off ear
A Hingham man has been sentenced to two years in prison for biting off parts of another man’s ears during a fight.

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I slept in…I’ve been high on Charlie Sheen …This guy, whether legit or not in his insanity or just doing some publicity spin CBS is totally behind, all to get the show higher ratings or not..His freestyling is amazing…his quotes genius….so I made a some shirts …..

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news….I mean other than my Charlie Sheen Quote Shirts which I think is the only news that isn’t news we need….

Students Disciplined Over Facebook Post, Calling Teacher Pedophile and Rapist
Two Douglas County students were suspended and one student was expelled after a negative Facebook posting about a teacher.

Senator’s Ex Tells Her Side of the Domestic Assault Story
A freeway fight between a state Senator and his girlfriend just got more interesting. Up until now — we’ve only heard Republican Senator Scott Bundgaard’s side of the story about what happened on the side of SR 51 Friday night after the two left a dance competition he was taking part in.

Del Taco Manager Accused of Harassment
Del Taco is being sued for the alleged sexual harassment of a female worker.

Clerk foils would-be armed robber
LYNN – The owner of a Lynn convenience store took matters into her own hands when a robber entered her store armed with a knife.

Brazilian Motorist Plows into Cyclists
At least nine people have been injured after a driver plowed his car into a group of cyclists staging a peaceful demonstration in southern Brazil, Sky News reported Monday.

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Here is the latest in stepNEWS that may or may not be news or not cuz I don’t really pay attention to what’s going on in the world today. I feel that putting blinders on makes everything more fun. I just don’t use the word “government” or “Terrorist” in any facebook messages…I just want to stay below the radar cuz the government scares me….I blame Michael Moore.

Here’s the news…

Youth Prison Guard Sex Assault Lawsuit
A guard-counselor at a state youth prison in Chino was found liable in civil trial for sexually assaulting a number of inmates, Gay….

FDNY: Voodoo Sex Ceremony Candles Caused Fatal Fire
Candles used in a voodoo sex ceremony ignited a fast-moving fire that swept through a Brooklyn apartment building on the evening of February 19 and into early February 20, 2011, and killed a woman, according to FDNY fire marshals and a city official.

Man Claims He Was Attacked at DC Metro Station
Robert Joy’s front teeth are gone. He has stitches on his upper lip and a bloodshot eye. His troubles started outside the Suitland Metro Station after he saw someone else being attacked.

Nurse Busted in Internet Sex Sting
He was trusted with people’s lives and now a valley nurse faces some serious charges after an internet sex sting.

Best Workout Class Ever….How Did I Miss THis One….

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Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.

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I am still recovering from an attempted suicide thanks to the Oscars bringing me to that ledge….Unfortunately for you I am a loser on all levels, so I couldn’t follow through on it…as nothing ever works my way…I probably should have tried no to commit suicide in order to actually die a slow painful death in attempt to feel again after the masturbatory event that robbed me of three years of my life…even if it felt more like 3 years…

Here’s the news to start the day, cuz despite the stitches, it’s good to be alive, cuz these idiots share the earth wit us…

Teacher Arrested, Hurt Couple Speaks Out
For the first time since they were allegedly attacked by a Fort Worth teacher, an elderly couple from Grand Prairie is talking about the ordeal.

Catholic School Fires Openly Gay Priest
A beloved Chestnut Hill College professor is out of a job after the.private Roman Catholic institution said it didn’t know Father James St. George was gay when he was hired to teach.

Mom Admits Driving Daughter to Fight
Two girls fighting over a guy is nothing new, but one mom decided to step in and drive her daughter to knock the other girl flat, and it didn’t end there. It all went down in Eastpointe.

Drive-by paintball attacks in Taunton
TAUNTON – Police are looking for a group of males who have been unnerving residents with drive-by paintball attacks.

State weighs drug tests for welfare in Florida
There are two bills up for debate in Tallahassee that could change the way public assistance is distributed in the Sunshine State.

2 Busted in Bestiality Conspiracy Case

Charo: Lady Gaga’s Madonna With Diarrhea

Drunk Guy in the News is Amazing…

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I just woke up. I am hungover. I got complaints that I post too many newsclips in my stepLINKS. That’s kinda the fucking point you cocksucker.

Here they are, remember, I’m the new Katie Couric before she went primetime….

I’m a fucking morning show, mid afternoon.

I just don’t get paid mother fucker.

Ice Cream made from Human Breast Milk on sale in England

Man Carrying Sword Shot in Detroit
It’s not “Pirates of the Caribbean”, just a guy walking down the street with a huge sword. It’s not something you see every day, but it happened on this day.

Sleeping Bus Driver Wrecked Woman’s Car
Sleeping behind the wheel — that’s what a Detroit bus driver was doing when he plowed into two parked cars. The owners of the cars say, so far, they’ve received no compensation from the city. One of the cars was the only transportation for a legally blind man.

Cop Shuts Down Girl Scout Cookie Stand
Some Villa Rica Girl Scouts were in for a shock Wednesday, when a police officer came by their cookie booth and shut it down. The troop was told they had to have a permit to sell Girl Scout cookies.

Bestiality Child Porn Found on Computer
Detectives found dozens of images of children on 60-year-old Frank Foster’s computer. The images also included adults and animals.

OH mom busted for DUI with kids in car, drinking beer behind the wheel

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