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2022

27

Jun

Suki Waterhouse Ass of the Day

Suki Waterhouse, who I like to think of as a Useless rich kid with a US Work Visa , so she can pretend that she’s making moves in America for her family back home who may or may not be financing her, you never know with these rich kids, because it is possible that her model money was substantial when she was working, maybe she knows how to live modestly, she has done some acting in some pretty big movies, barely, if you can call that acting, RIGHT….

She also fucked Brad Cooper before he dithced her to breed with a more primo Russian pussy….so she could very likely be on his payroll, as you may or may not know, these rich guys all pay rent for various sluts they’ve met along the way, it’s some weird philanthropic shit to live guilt free after fucking them over….you know rich person problems.

That said, she must be realizing she’s old, or getting old and has not really broke through at the level her ego probably wants, so she’s posing pretty bare assed in the kitchen, trying to be domestic for the mom fetishists since she’s about that age, and I’ll look at a bare or near bare ass over the stove any fucking day, it speaks to my modern 1950s housewife who fucks dirty fantasy….because there is a balance between homemaker you respect and slutty porno bitch who can’t relax without having a dick in her ass…and that’s my takeaway from this weird pixelated behind screendoor pantsless cry for attention.

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2022

25

Mar

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

Suki Waterhouse was a rich kid from the UK who ran in the same circles as Cara Delevingne, so she decided she was a model…

Eventually, she ended up fucking Brad Cooper so good that he went to RUSSIA to finish the job….

Now she’s decided she’s an actor, not necessarily a good one, but we’ll assume this is her marketing as she tries to fake it til she makes it…

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2022

02

Feb

Braless Suki Waterhouse of the Day

This is not a PRO BRAD COOPER post…..I just want to put out that disclaimer before I get into my very unimportant analysis…

The titty exposing “actress” who google just told me is dating Robert Pattinson from TWILIGHT and turning Kristen Stewart fame is one of those uneventful, not even very hot, fake low level models who may have trended once or twice, but was rich enough to get into the right parties, the right clubs, in front of the right people..

She decided, like so many whores before her, that she was worthy of an acting career of her own….so the natural way to do that was to fuck an A-Lister…USE THAT PUSSY TO MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE….that is what you have the pussy for….

So even with her pussy getting rejected by an A-Lister that saw all her dreams come true when he was inside her, just not cumming inside her, at least not in a way to knock her up, maybe he was slipping birth control into her drinks, the date rape drug for the guys who can’t rape because everyone wants to fuck them…including Irina Shayk, who knew to MAKE THAT SPERM LAST….FOR 18 YEARS OR MORE…because that’s some fucking PAYOUT she may or may not need, but it definitely takes off some pressure….not bad for a small town Russian girl. INFILTRATING proper.

Anyway, last week, she “threw shade” at Brad Cooper, to make a tabloid story no one cares about because no one reads tabloids anymore, our world is UNDER ATTACK…you know…more important shit going on….

But yeah, despite having another A-List cock in her, she’s crying about the A-LIST cock that wronged her, because he’s a better headline….and it is ALL by design as she tries to be seen as her own person, a real person, not a cunt that celebs use like it is their Kitchen Trash Can…

The real question is why is it so hard for her to become famous or an A-List on her own, she’s a chick, she shows her nipples, acting requires no talent, she fucks the right people who know the right people….I guess she’s just that unimpressive.

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2022

07

Jan

Suki Waterhouse Ass of the Day

Suki Waterhouse has her ass on the beach because unlike you, she’s important and gets to go to nice places, because she’s from a rich family, has been able to make some of her own money along the way, from modeling to shitty movies, but her biggest claim to fame was fucking Brad Cooper until Irina Shayk, an actual hot model, moved in on her turf….so the biggest accomplishment of her life and career has been pretty much fucking famous dick….unless you think being a secondary character in some shitty movies is a bigger deal…which I don’t…since it goes unnoticed.

Anyway Suki Waterhouse is showing her ass on the beach, which is the whole point of being on the beach as both a spectator and girl wanting to show her ass…


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2021

19

Oct

Suki Waterhouse See Through of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is in a sheer T-Shirt because she wants you to see her tits like you were Brad Cooper before he dumped her for the much hotter Irina Shayk, not that the cunt that Brad Cooper gets his dirty celebrity dick wet, he doesn’t fucking matter, none of this matters….they are just shitty distractions from the real fucking agenda at play….but at least there are tits to distract while the most insane things are being normalized…

You see SUKI WATERHOUSE, some rich kid from the UK who is moderately hot pushing her marketing of her self because her ego wants more fame, by using her tits for attention.

It must eat her up that Cara Delevingne, her original friend and part of her crew, went viral and left this one behind as she went on to fuck famous people to increase her profile…so SUKI is left figuring it out for herself and chanelling the ONLYFANS model to do it.

It’s still tits….in a t-shirt…and we are a simple minded people…and thus appreciate her hard work that was likely not very hard work but working gets in the way of being a useless distraction in training…

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2021

20

Sep

Suki Waterhouse Got Them Tits On of the Day

I’ve made fun of Suki Waterhouse in the past because that’s pretty much what I do…just a miserable fucking loser who tries to drag hot chicks who are just out here in skimpy fucking outfits trying to give boners as they elevate their own careers. How dare I.

Things I’ve made fun of Suki Waterhouse for include being replaced as Brad Cooper’s girlfriend with the much hotter and more substantial Irina Shaik, I mean…that’s not really making fun of her, Irina Shaik is in another league of woman and Brad Cooper as a rich A-Lister deserves the best he can get.

I’ve also made fun of Suki Waterhouse for being some scenester rich kid who somehow tricked people into letting her model. I think she was part of the Cara Delevingne rich kid turned model movement in the UK, which was a reminder that you don’t have to be the hottest…

That’s not to say that I don’t think rich kids deserve all the fame and glory they get, I am a firm believer in nepotism and keeping generational wealth within the family. If you’re born into a rich as shit family, that’s the genetic lottery you’ve won….

It’s just to say that Irina Shaik in her cold water flat in the middle of Siberia where she didn’t see a TV until her 16th birthday, is just more impressive that she’s made it where she’s made it all because she’s just that fucking hot…

I don’t think Suki would have made it out of a high end department store if she didn’t have the family’s private banking card to get her there…

In conclusion, her boyfriend is Robert Pattinson since 2018, not quite Brad Cooper but same strategy to become a legitimate actress, since her model thing was pretty lackluster.

Have you seen any Suki Waterhouse movies? She’s been in a lot of shit that I’ve never seen but she’s trying and that’s more than most rich kids can say for themselves as they charge daddy’s account at the country club for their cobb salad….

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2021

15

Jun

Suki Waterhouse Bikini of the Day

Suki Waterhouse has that Brad Cooper AIDS…because she was fucking him before he realized she wasn’t as hot as Kanye’s girl Irina Shayk, because she’s not….Irina Shayk’s the ultimate in pussy….even Brad Cooper knew it…plus Irina Shayk’s less desperate than the aspiring actress rich kid who was barely a model in the UK like Suki Waterhouse, but I’ll still look at the sloppy seconds in a bikini…even with her coke on her table and even if her lip looks like it has open sores…no wait, that’s just a cumshot or food left on my computer screen….

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2021

10

May

Suki Waterhouse Topless of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Topless

The most interesting thing about Suki Waterhouse is that she was fucking Brad Cooper before he ditched her for the much hotter Irina Shayk who he realized was the genetic level you’d want to have a baby with…you know those Russian women may not have souls but they are brilliant and they are hot…you know spies, engineers and epic sex workers…internationally renowned sex workers…that people having been buying out of a catalog forever…I guess the uglies got killed off in COMMUNISM…and people try to say COMMUNISM is bad…well clearly it doesn’t necessarily work as an economic system due to corruption and the rich getting richer in their palaces while the poor fight for toilet paper in line at Russian Walmart…but it WORKS in quality of pussy.

Anyway….SUKI or SUCKI if you’re 5 years old…which I am…is the not hot enough to breed with, not good enough for Brad Cooper to keep around, trying to get famous, still after all these years of being around…and she’s apparently a working actress…they just overlook her at all the Award shows for her work…but one day she’ll show them…in the meantime….she’ll show you her toplessness not quite topless enough.

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2021

22

Apr

Suki Waterhouse Hard Nipples of the Day

Suki Waterhouse

I find Suki Waterhouse such bootleg model/actress shit, but I guess people find her hot…I am just not one of those people…

I figure that most people actually have no idea that she exists, because despite her TRYING very hard to exist or to be famous, she’s definitely not household, her accomplishments, albeit more impressive than mine, which isn’t saying much, the highlight of my month is if I manage to get an erection….and that’s basically been my life work for two or three decades…which doesn’t give much for the people out there to do anything with…because it’s small…

But enough about me..

This scenester rich kid ladder climber from the UK, came up with Cara Delvingne, but never quite hit Cara’s stride because some people are just cooler, more interesting, better manipulators.

She did date Brad Cooper, but he likely fucked other women when they dated, but you know a small price to pay for the PR…only she didn’t get knocked up by him and was left to figure out the next hustle…she’s likely still working on that.

But she does have a hard nipple…and that’s probably more interesting than the other things she’s been working on…so here that is…boring, yes.

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2020

28

Oct

Suki Waterhouse Fitness of the Day

Suki Waterhouse is some over-hyped on herself socialite model from the UK who came up around the same time as Cara Delevingne…two idiot party girls that they decided were worthy of being models because modeling doesn’t require any real talent or skill and if you’re in the right circles it’s easy to make happen…

She’s gone onto attempt a mainstream acting career, because why the fuck wouldn’t you, since acting requires little to no talent, skill and is just a matter of being in the right circles…and being in the right circles is what she does….if you consider sex with Womanizer Brad Cooper before he landed Hot Compliant Russian Model Irina….the right circles…and I guess when it comes to Hollywood it is…

Here she is demonsstrating various sex positions she’s used in her climbing the ranks from rich kid socialite to barely relevant actress that isn’t overrated because most people don’t know she exists….but that won’t stop her…fake it til you make it…

Brad Cooper’s cum has been on her and in her…just not as effectively as it was in Irina…but yeah…fan boys are into things celebrities have desecrated so I’m sure other rich dudes will come or are still coming to her…

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