Cheryl Cole is from another country that I know nothing about. She is involved in a scandal that I know nothing about because she is a girl I know nothing about who was in a band I know nothing about and who was married to a half-black guy soccer player who I know nothing about and who rocks prison tattoos she may have got for committing a crime I know nothing about, or because she’s just a tacky piece of trash whore from the UK you all want to fuck who thought that these tattoos were actually hot when she got them, before being famous, back when she was suckin’ dick in lock bar bathrooms to pay the nice man who bought her all those drinks back for being such a nice guy, who lucky for her happened to be the producer of the Spice Girls who was responsible for finding Geri Spice the same way…..his nickname in the industry is the “trashman”….I just made that whole story up, but I figure it’s a hell of a lot more interesting than her actual story…..and suckin’ dick to the top is definitely not that far from the truth….
Here she is in some short shorts….
Here she is with a solid push-up or padded bra cuz her tits look pretty serious….
Here she is in a grey dress…..like a catholic school girl in her tunic you’ve probably exposed yourself on public transportation to….I mean if you’re anything like me…