I find it funny that people want to fuck Taylor Momsen even though she looks like Lady Gaga. I find it funny that people are buying into her underage bad girl campaign that has been getting her noticed. I don’t buy her bullshit for a fucking second…and I will find it funny when she turns 18 and all the deprived Americans who can’t fuck young pussy but want to are forced to move onto the next one. It always happens and it always ends amazingly with drug addiction, prison sentences, sex tapes and suicide. Real eager for the 18th birthday on this twat.

Here she is promoting some bullshit for Madonna and her hairy troll daughter…

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I don’t know how I missed this Taylor Momsen video…but here it is to start your day. Remember that although she’s not 18, when she’s running around in a bra and panties, you’re not the criminal for watching her, but the video director is the criminal for filming this…but for some reason when he gets a teen girl in her underwear, he doesn’t get arrested, he makes millions, but if you did you would, so appreciate the Hollywood Hypocrisy.

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I will start taking Taylor Momsen seriously when she stops wearing underwear in her little rocker lingerie no 16 year old should really be wearing…because then I will know it’s not jut a cry for attention and to get noticed, but instead legit slutty behavior.

I know some of you like her, despite the fact that she looks like Gaga’s little sister, because she’s not 18 and that’s all you creepy motherfuckers care about….so I figure, I’ll give you what you want….cuz I got nothing better to do….

I find the whole thing to be a fucking joke, I mean that people take her seriously, but I don’t think people really do, it’s just Hollywood….a series of sucking each other’s dick….

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I recognize this weak chin, wonky face, stupid hair weirdness anywhere…It’s fucking Lady Gaga doing trying to sneak onto the set of Gossip Girl dressed as a teenage girl, a little slimmer and taller than usual, but just as fucking lame, obvious and boring….I’m onto her….infiltrating our lives on all fucking levels like the monster she fucking is….someone needs to shoot her.

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It’s a good thing Momsen dresses in lingerie and talks about vibrators while being underage, because I just took a look at her face, instead of staring at her crotch looking for vagina lip and realized bitch looks just like Lady Gaga. Maybe they are related. They both got a weak chin, shitty nose, weird mouth and behind the big glasses, shitty hair dye, fake rocker act, she’s nothing but ugly….The only thing bitch has going for her is that she’s skinny…but that never lasts…so take the young body in while you can…ignore the face cuz when they are 17…they don’t come in ugly, they come in “Shit I’d love to fuck that if it wasn’t illegal”…..cuz we always like what we can’t have…but trust me, once she turns 18, she’ll be joining JoJo in pussy we stopped lusting for on their 18th birthday…

So here she in on set, being annoying with her Pa-Pa-Pa-pokerface. I know…I just quoted Gaga and now i want to Gag AHHHHHHHH.

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Taylor Momsen is trying really fucking hard and I guess what it comes down to is that when underage girls try really fucking hard and pull candy-coated slutty behavior that is bullshit but stillinvolves them getting down and dirty in lingerie, even if it is all for publicity and not authentic whore behavior, it’s good enough or me. I’m easy like that…

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Taylor Momsen doesn’t have shit on the real hooker I saw this weekend. She also wore a short skirt, tight outfit, shitty bleached hair, but instead of make-up, bitch had a real rugged “Just got fucked for money” look, and instead of pantyhose, or thigh highs with garters, she had her fishnets tattooed on her legs and I thought that took being a whore to the next fucking level, it was like she accepted this was and always will be her life, while Taylor Momsen is just a clown mocking that for attention, like a kid on Halloween, it is so artificial, it is funny, but at the same time we need to come together and celebrate an underage girl dressed slutty, no matter what the occasion or how lame, boring, pathetic, useless, ugly, fat or stupid she is, because in the end it’s still an underage girl dressed slutty, and that’s always lots of fun to look at….

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Young girls are sluttier than they’ve been in a long time. I don’t know what it is that makes them horny as fuck at 16, but maybe it was always going down, I just wasn’t aware of it, cuz I was too busy not being someone a 16 year old wanted to show off her solid, tight, little, slutty, body to. You know cuz I was always more the kind of guy who creeped them out and made them not want to be as slutty as they are….I guess I’ll just blame hormones in the food, the Internet, Hip Hop music videos and porn becoming mainstream, making them think that’s where they need to be for guys to notice them, and the whole thing works with me, especially since 16 is legal in Canada, but if I was American and not allowed near this forbidden teenage fruit, I think seeing 16 year olds like Taylor Momsen would drive me crazy knowing it is illegal for me to jerk off on her, because if there is one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that being jailbait makes a girls overall appearance irrelevant…age overrides beauty….it’s like as long as shit is 16 with a willing vagina…the rest doesn’t really matter…as Taylor Momsen proves with her bullshit slutty rocker novelty act that is totally contrived…as are her interviews where she talks about her vibrator being better than real dick…I mean seriously bitch…you’re pretty obvious…but since you’re 16…we’ll look past that and pretty much everything else you do…so long as you show off your body…I am not allowed to complain about you…I am only allowed to want to fuck you…cuz when it comes to young pussy….them’s the rules.

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I think these pictures were expected. You see, if you’re a budding popstar in training who hasn’t turned 18 yet, there are standards you need to meet to get noticed, and those standards are being a little fucking slut about the shit, because guys are fucking perverts and seeing underage girls slutty get us excited cuz we’re not allowed to take nude pictures of them, unless we are Perez Hilton, in which case Kiddie Porn laws don’t apply, or in the UK and Canada where you don’t need pictures because you’re already trying to convince them to have anal for the first time, cuz by 17 you already know that pussy’s been visited a few times, because this is a new generation….an generation who thinks wearing Garter Belts like a secretary trying to seduce her boss in the 50’s since at 15…something I’ve never been able to convince my wife to wear…but that’s because she is so fat garters don’t come in her size, so I had to try to improvise with Bungee cord and a tarp and it turns out that lingerie designing isn’t really my strength, but getting excited about lingerie is, and here are the pictures of Taylor Momsen trying to be a rockstar, reminding us that hormones in the food have done some pretty amazing things to this generation. except maybe for getting their periods at 9, because the whole fun in fucking a teen is not being able to get them pregnant….but beggars can’t be choosers…if you know what I mean and if you don’t, you’re an idiot…cuz I’m trying to say young pussy is good when half naked, period or not.

Here is Taylor Momsen doing whatever it is she is that she does at the Warped tour showing panty.

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The new trend seems to be these teenage girls dressing totally inappropriate and I’m not really complaining. I think the Kiddie Porn laws are dated, mainly because girls who are 16 or 17 already masturbate, fuck, get naked, manipulate men, seduce men, go to clubs, get high, and do all the things above 18 year old girls do, so we might as well celebrate that beautiful thing, instead of punish it and say it is bad. They have bodies, they get bikini waxes, it’s not that creepy or wrong for dudes to get off to the shit, but for some reason the FBI thinks it is….I get that there needs to be a cut off date to regulate the shit, otherwise there will be a free for all of kids getting abused and taken advantage of, but I think they need to re-work the one they chose to go with driving license and not with voting….but the law they really need to re-think is that drinking age is 21…what the fuck is that all about…you guys are seriously all fucked up…and here is Taylor Momsen, a product of that fucked up shit…pullin’ a Miley….cuz teenage girls are sluts and the fun thing about them is that they don’t even have to be good looking to be hot…the fact that they are underage over rides that shit….

Pics via Fame

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