It was the most important night of the year for the Hollywood Elitists who control all the content we consume and who are basically the fucking worst.

It’s just a bunch of rich people getting richer, trying to exploit talent to make it work for them, or overpay barely talented people who managed to go viral or have one success.

It is not a breeding ground for art or elevation of the consciousness of the world, if anything, it’s fucking smut that keeps everyone dumb as fuck….manipulating us with their glitz and glam.

It is not just a boys club, but a group of idiots who act like they are the cool kids at high school, when the rest of us are the nerds buying up their baked goods at the back sale to hope to be part of their group…when really we should want nothing to do with that.

Despite their attempts to be relateable, victims, real…they are just money grubbers who are sitting at the right table..who want to be validated and have an audience while barely having to work…so they can live that fancy rich life being praised…all while fucking sucking.

It’s an elitist crowd of idiots….and anyone who is anyone in the industry, or who wants so desperately to be someone within the industry, you know to feel validated and like they matter, because their lives are so empty that they put importance on bullshit like Oscar Parties….came out to make an appearance.

So fuck the Oscars, they don’t matter. Be Glad Parasite won to give you a sense that Hollywood is going through what your neighborhood is going through, the asians are moving in and they are paying cash….and rightfully fucking so…they do it better and don’t get lost in “this is marketable” flip flop bullshit that Hollywood does.

Just make good movies you cunts….and with that…here are some cunts doing Oscar shit – not to be confused with My drunk and half asleep Oscar Post of last night …which I wrote uninspired because the movie industry is uninspiring.

Fuck all these idiots.

Adriana Lima looking good

Candice Swanepoel in shorts

Aubrey Plaza Nerd Tits

Kate Hudson Scaring me

Hailey Baldwin in a see through dress

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Joan Smalls with the nipple pasties

Madelaine Petsch scary cause she’s got red hair but black eyes

Lili Reinhart See Through

Vanessa Hudgens Single and Slutty

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Suki Waterhouse See Through

Hairy Rowan Blanchard

Sydney Sweeney Perfect Tits

Taylor Hill in some weird costume

Kylie Jenner and Kim Kardashian stinking up the red carpet

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Hunter Hailey King and Joey King

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

Eiza Gonzalez Corona Virus Spreader

Em RatCow

Emma Roberts Hot

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Here are some shots from the Elton John AIDS Party

Ashley Green in some See Through

Christina Hendricks with her massive tits

Jessica Alba lost her tits

Erika Christensen Crying for Joaquin Phoenix

Tracee Ellis Ross with the tits

Shay Mitchell Pussy Flasher

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I just watched the Academy Awards, even though I hate Hollywood and the Academy Awards celebrating people that have already won.

I only watched a few of the movies that were nominated, but the highlights were:

1- Seeing how out of touch Maya Rudolph and Kristen Wigg were based on Billie Eilish’s face.

2- Eminem singing an 18 year old song made no sense but was still worth watching because he’s Eminem.

3- The Academy Awards almost marginalizes diversity and gender by basically pointing a giant neon arrow at any gender, sexuality or ethnicity, to make sure you know they aren’t racists. “The conductor of the band is a woman, that’s never happened before”…no one cares…even if they pretend to care…no one every said “They even use male conductors instead of women”….even though we didn’t know what gender they were because who gives a shit about the conductor…but the Oscars want you to, as they bring out the big names in female super heroes to introduce her. “LOOK WE HAVE A FEMALE CONDUCTOR”….it’s pretty silly…..represent everyone, even a Downs Syndrome kid who can’t read with Shia LeBeef…..just have him READ the prompter…it’s all so weird….

I was happy to see Parasite win basically everything because it wasn’t made in Hollywood. So it’s nice to see Hollywood and their money grubbing decisions that make them all richer and richer while not making the content richer or richer diluted. Big fan of that. You rich inflated ego fucks who control the content we digest aren’t as important as you think you are.

I do think Scorcese is the man though, but fuck Tarantino. I was happy to see Brad Pitt win. Bruce Dern’s sperm winning was whatever, she works hard and is in a lot of shit, but MARRIAGE STORY was the fucking worst thing I’ve ever seen, I mean that and the Elton John movie that sucks so much dick yet avoids the AIDS crisis. Isn’t that convenient.

I was happy to see Joaquin win, obviously, performance of the year. I wasn’t inspired by his speech or his shout out to River Phoenix, but I liked that it happened. Fuck Hollywood, but thank Hollywood cuz life is good when you’re rich and famous.

I am really glad ScarJo lost, MARRIAGE story was over written shit, even though the girl who played Harriet Tubman should have won, at least based on that list of nominees. Unfortunately, Zelweger won, her speech that of someone on uppers and downers at the same time, confusing and senseless….and the truth is that Liza Minnelli, Judy Garland’s daughter didn’t support Zelweger’s rendition of her mom, so why should the academy. Robbery…..and that Little Women shit that no one asked for is offensive to all Winona Ryder fans….we had Little Women already, keep it to your damn self.

I don’t remember anything else that happened, but when they shut the lights on the Make-Up artist about to do her speech, forcing her off in that peak in her career, even making Margot Robbie pretend to be moved, care or whatever…..oh and Martin Scorcese taking a nap was pretty good too.

You’ve already seen the memes, but have you seen the tits….here are the tits.

Rooney Mara

Olivia Wilde

Blac Chyna

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Sofia Vergara

Billie Eilish Illuminati

Charlize Theron

Greta Gerwig

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Julia Louis Dreyfus

Kelly Ripa

Laura Dern Finally looks OLD

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Lily Aldridge

Margot Robbie

Molly Sims for whatever reason, maybe she came from the past along with Eminem

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Natalie Portman covered head to toe for Ramadan

Penelope Cruz

Rebel Wilson

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Renee Zellweger

Salma Hayek

Sandra Oh

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Scarlett Johansson

Florence Pugh

Janelle Monet

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Kristin Cavallari was there

Sydney Sweeney at an Oscar party

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