Sometimes you have to wonder how many times a motherfucker can say “Tiny Tits are Titties Too”….or “Tiny Tit Lives Matter”…..because it seems to be a weekly thing over here, because what the fuck does a motherfucker need to say about small tits, other than that they are awesome because they are tits, and that as someone who hates fake everything, in this fake world, amongst fake people, with fake faces, and face tits, and fake personalities, and fake fucking fake everything….a small natural tit is the last of the realness we get in this curated bullshit internet world of fake…

As it turns out, a motherfucker can say “Tiny Tits are Titties Too”….and/or “Tiny Tit Lives Matter”…..yet ANOTHER motherfucking TIME motherfucker….because #FACTS.

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In a fake as fuck world, where these fake as fuck people tell us fake as fuck stories, and sell us on fake as fuck endorsements of fake as fuck products, while they fake and fuck for their demonic personal gain, which seems to work thanks to the retards of the world subscribing to the fake shit they are being selling, I can’t help but hate on fake tits.

I get why women buy them, why not give the men in their life a fantasy to stare at, like some kind of inflated beach ball but in tit from because they aren’t 5 years old at the pool anymore, but their brains are about as developed as they were at 5 years old…the bulbous shape has changed, the excitement for the bulbous shape not so much..

Anyway, in this fake as fuck world, where even these tits you’re looking at are fake version of the tits, even if they are real tits, I definitely gravitate to the natural look, the natural tit, the natural bush, the natural face…because the sex doll look terrifies me….

So here are some tiny tits, my co-sign or endoresement, since Tiny Tits are better than stupid fake tits in theory, since they aren’t fake as fuck when everything else is fake as fuck…FUCK….

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It’s not about the tit size….

It’s about the pussy size bro…

Here are some tiny tits to remind you that tiny tits can be hot in a world where tiny tits are not as celebrated as their big titty counterparts, even if they are built better on bitches with better builds….because if tiny tits were celebrated, all those plastic surgeons would have to go back to helping children with burns or pitbull scars and that’s far less fun than creating titties like a retard on PLAYDOH day…

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Here are some tiny tits, I’m a tiny tit fan, as long as there are some nipples on the TINY TITS, we’re in fucking business, because tits can’t be too small, and small tits can be fucking perfect, the whole lack of fat and sustenance of a big tit totally uneccessary when it comes with lean legs and stomach…since big tit usually come with fatness….and fatness is gross.

I read somewhere that zipper tits was the costume of the year, which for those of you who don’t know, it’s what happens to tits when Lesbians decide that they want to date women, but in the male role, which means they can’t have tits.

You see, gay men don’t date women who identify as men due to the lack of penis, and straight men don’t date women who identify as men, because the women who identify as men aren’t looking for a gay relationship, so the women who identify as men are stuck dating women who aren’t into dick, which is lesbians…

So in this world of girls traditionally turning themselves into Bimbos with the fake tits, because they hate on having small tits….we’ve now got girl who are chopping off their tits to have no tits….so maybe people are more open minded to the TINY TIT MOVEMENT…as they should be…since tiny tits are fucking hot…

Here’s a round up!

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Tiny Tits are pretty underrated, at least in America because in America, a chick with big sloppy tits can become a billionaire, while a guy who likes a girl with Tiny Tits is called a fag for liking girls who they think look like boys, while at the same time are the dudes who will jerk off to Tranny porn because the tranny has tits bigger than her dick, which is a fuck of a lot more gay than liking tiny tits, you know, cuz of the whole DICK in the hybrid human freakshow….

That doesn’t mean that tiny tits are celebrated for being tits, since they are tits, there are plenty of tiny tit models, tiny tit actresses, tiny tit influences, all braless with their nipples out, it just means that there’s a weird pressure on girls with tiny tits to think they need to jack up their tits, like they jack up their faces, to be the next Kardashian muppet they want to be….

Unfortunately, that tiny tit insecurity doesn’t make them desperate enough to let me suck on their tits….but who can blame em for that, I know I wouldn’t let me suck on my tits….if I was in their position, not because I’m a tranny, but should be for the marketing impact it would have…..

So here are some tiny tits on tight bodies, looking hot, since they are hot…

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Tiny Tits are like full-sized tits, just smaller and more manageable for people with small hands out there, so they are unlike midget are to full-sized humans because they don’t have the full sized head and feet attached to them, making them freakish…..but rather are just a smaller, tighter, more compact tit, with a full-sized nipple you can still suck on.

The point of what I am saying is that tiny tits are great tits, the shape better than most big tits, they hold up to gravity and aging and stretching the skin out, the bodies they are on usually thinner, fitter with nicer ass…

So I’ve never discriminated against a tiny tit, tiny brain maybe….but tiny tits can be amazing. Rejoice!

Save the Tiny Tits!

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I like tiny tits, because they are still tits and you should too because if you don’t you’re gay….

I have been told, at least on the internet in the comment and hate mail section of this site that I am gay for liking small tits, because dudes have small tits and liking a woman’s small tit means I like dude tit, even though woman tit is still woman tit regardless of size….and not dude tit therefore not not gay….

I don’t know if there is real division on the tit size that we deal with….

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As we navigate these server issues, which are clearly dark times, because I can never get ahead and have had the same bullshit tech issues since the start of this site in 2004 thanks to being a full retard when it comes to technology, I don’t even know how to write an email, which is amazing when you think of how far I’ve come as an internet pervert who doesn’t bother leaving comments on slutty pics on social media with my personal brand of “creeper comedy” that is typically just creepy…but funny to me….I’ve gone so far as to pay for a web server to HOST my commentary, opening myself up to lawsuits and no real upside at all! Amazing…

But yeah, as we navigate the server issues, I can say that we’ve got TINY TITS uploaded before the CRASH of the HARD DRIVES, meaning that you can CLICK through the tiny tits, since Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I am a huge fan of the tiny tits, for the tighter body they typically come with, and the hotter asses on the tighter bodies they come with, unless of course the tiny tits are on a broad chested fat chick, which is just fucking weird….and not the kind of Tiny Tits I endorse…..because big tits are usually the only thing that saves a fat chick….

So yeah, here are some tiny tits to remind you that as long as there’s a nipple to suck on, the tits’ good enough to suck on and can even be hot!

This is my kind of inclusivity and diversity equity bullshit…..TINY TITS MATTER….

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I figure as long as we’ve got the nipple to latch onto, the tiny tits are perfectly functional to sexualize, stare at, watch to chew on like a pencil eraser during a high school exam you didn’t study for, all nervous and awkward like, until realizing you bit too hard and you now have to borrow the eraser from the nerd sitting next to you, which triggers the teacher into thinking you are cheating, so that you end up being expelled before graduating, forced to live on the streets until eventually figuring out how to BLOG because you have the mindset of a teen boy due to never developing as a person.

What I am saying is tiny tits are still tits and can be as hot as plus sized tits..

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We got some tiny tits to remind you that liking tits of all size thanks to being tits is perfectly acceptable and it only makes you gay if the tiny tits have a dick attached to them…which in this era…happens more than it probably should….but people like to fight god’s will and think he gets it wrong because we’re in a godless society that doesn’t think God is great, but rather than saving up money or having State sanctioned and paid for surgery to cut your dick off is…

Yes, this is a celebrating tiny tit post, because I like the tight bodies that rock the tiny tits and have always appreciated a Tiny Tit for the nipple…but there’s always one middle of the road Walmart shopper out there who is like “tiny tits are for fags man”…as her faps in the bathroom to some fat chick he saw in the donut section….too fat for most, but not too fat to be willing to fuck him….

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