Here are some tiny tits, I’m a tiny tit fan, as long as there are some nipples on the TINY TITS, we’re in fucking business, because tits can’t be too small, and small tits can be fucking perfect, the whole lack of fat and sustenance of a big tit totally uneccessary when it comes with lean legs and stomach…since big tit usually come with fatness….and fatness is gross.

I read somewhere that zipper tits was the costume of the year, which for those of you who don’t know, it’s what happens to tits when Lesbians decide that they want to date women, but in the male role, which means they can’t have tits.

You see, gay men don’t date women who identify as men due to the lack of penis, and straight men don’t date women who identify as men, because the women who identify as men aren’t looking for a gay relationship, so the women who identify as men are stuck dating women who aren’t into dick, which is lesbians…

So in this world of girls traditionally turning themselves into Bimbos with the fake tits, because they hate on having small tits….we’ve now got girl who are chopping off their tits to have no tits….so maybe people are more open minded to the TINY TIT MOVEMENT…as they should be…since tiny tits are fucking hot…

Here’s a round up!

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Tiny Tits are pretty underrated, at least in America because in America, a chick with big sloppy tits can become a billionaire, while a guy who likes a girl with Tiny Tits is called a fag for liking girls who they think look like boys, while at the same time are the dudes who will jerk off to Tranny porn because the tranny has tits bigger than her dick, which is a fuck of a lot more gay than liking tiny tits, you know, cuz of the whole DICK in the hybrid human freakshow….

That doesn’t mean that tiny tits are celebrated for being tits, since they are tits, there are plenty of tiny tit models, tiny tit actresses, tiny tit influences, all braless with their nipples out, it just means that there’s a weird pressure on girls with tiny tits to think they need to jack up their tits, like they jack up their faces, to be the next Kardashian muppet they want to be….

Unfortunately, that tiny tit insecurity doesn’t make them desperate enough to let me suck on their tits….but who can blame em for that, I know I wouldn’t let me suck on my tits….if I was in their position, not because I’m a tranny, but should be for the marketing impact it would have…..

So here are some tiny tits on tight bodies, looking hot, since they are hot…

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Tiny Tits are like full-sized tits, just smaller and more manageable for people with small hands out there, so they are unlike midget are to full-sized humans because they don’t have the full sized head and feet attached to them, making them freakish…..but rather are just a smaller, tighter, more compact tit, with a full-sized nipple you can still suck on.

The point of what I am saying is that tiny tits are great tits, the shape better than most big tits, they hold up to gravity and aging and stretching the skin out, the bodies they are on usually thinner, fitter with nicer ass…

So I’ve never discriminated against a tiny tit, tiny brain maybe….but tiny tits can be amazing. Rejoice!

Save the Tiny Tits!

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I like tiny tits, because they are still tits and you should too because if you don’t you’re gay….

I have been told, at least on the internet in the comment and hate mail section of this site that I am gay for liking small tits, because dudes have small tits and liking a woman’s small tit means I like dude tit, even though woman tit is still woman tit regardless of size….and not dude tit therefore not not gay….

I don’t know if there is real division on the tit size that we deal with….

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As we navigate these server issues, which are clearly dark times, because I can never get ahead and have had the same bullshit tech issues since the start of this site in 2004 thanks to being a full retard when it comes to technology, I don’t even know how to write an email, which is amazing when you think of how far I’ve come as an internet pervert who doesn’t bother leaving comments on slutty pics on social media with my personal brand of “creeper comedy” that is typically just creepy…but funny to me….I’ve gone so far as to pay for a web server to HOST my commentary, opening myself up to lawsuits and no real upside at all! Amazing…

But yeah, as we navigate the server issues, I can say that we’ve got TINY TITS uploaded before the CRASH of the HARD DRIVES, meaning that you can CLICK through the tiny tits, since Tiny Tits are Titties Too…

I am a huge fan of the tiny tits, for the tighter body they typically come with, and the hotter asses on the tighter bodies they come with, unless of course the tiny tits are on a broad chested fat chick, which is just fucking weird….and not the kind of Tiny Tits I endorse…..because big tits are usually the only thing that saves a fat chick….

So yeah, here are some tiny tits to remind you that as long as there’s a nipple to suck on, the tits’ good enough to suck on and can even be hot!

This is my kind of inclusivity and diversity equity bullshit…..TINY TITS MATTER….

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I figure as long as we’ve got the nipple to latch onto, the tiny tits are perfectly functional to sexualize, stare at, watch to chew on like a pencil eraser during a high school exam you didn’t study for, all nervous and awkward like, until realizing you bit too hard and you now have to borrow the eraser from the nerd sitting next to you, which triggers the teacher into thinking you are cheating, so that you end up being expelled before graduating, forced to live on the streets until eventually figuring out how to BLOG because you have the mindset of a teen boy due to never developing as a person.

What I am saying is tiny tits are still tits and can be as hot as plus sized tits..

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We got some tiny tits to remind you that liking tits of all size thanks to being tits is perfectly acceptable and it only makes you gay if the tiny tits have a dick attached to them…which in this era…happens more than it probably should….but people like to fight god’s will and think he gets it wrong because we’re in a godless society that doesn’t think God is great, but rather than saving up money or having State sanctioned and paid for surgery to cut your dick off is…

Yes, this is a celebrating tiny tit post, because I like the tight bodies that rock the tiny tits and have always appreciated a Tiny Tit for the nipple…but there’s always one middle of the road Walmart shopper out there who is like “tiny tits are for fags man”…as her faps in the bathroom to some fat chick he saw in the donut section….too fat for most, but not too fat to be willing to fuck him….

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Tiny tits are titties too.

I’ve always been a fan of tiny tits, but I figure it’s more importnant now than ever because in this world of going big or going home, while trying to stand out amongst the crowd, there’s a lot of chicks inserting sacks of shit in their tits to live up to the avatar they created of themselves for instagram, in the event they have to go out in person, just all fake as fuck…

So, I find comfort in tits that haven’t been mutilated to look more like the instagram avatar they created around themselves, more natural, more manageable, just as hot since they are tits, and less fat because I married a fat chick, I don’t need to look at pics of fat chicks….

Here are some TINY TITS!

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I don’t know if girls have realized that dudes don’t actually care about tit size, they just care about the tits being in their mouth, and dudes who do care about tit size, are likely dudes who do not get tits in their mouth.

Sure, big tits are a fun novelty act when they come up, or happen to fall in your mouth, but for the most part, the average dude will take a fit bitch with small tits over a fat chick with big tits any day of the week, if anything the average dude will take anything he can get, so he’s probably not the litmus test you need in your survey on titty size mattering…..but ultimately, despite the big tits going viral and making big tit owners rich because of the big tits, they aren’t a necessity because tiny tits are hot too, since they are tits.

I am a firm believer in the power of tiny tits, I appreciate the tiny tits, and I do a gallery around the shit because it’s needed in a world where big tits, shitty implant tits, are seen as some kind of answer to life….MURDERING so many tiny tits that were hot before the slaughter.

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Some girls are size queens, they have the luxury of shaming your tiny dick and finding a man with a real sized dick….and that all makes sense to me, because it’s a matter of how big an object being stuffed in their whore cunts needs to be to get them off in the right way, or to make them feel like they aren’t dyking out with some womanly man with a big clit but a pretty depressing dick….

Some dudes pretend to be size queens, or kings, but they are typically not kings, because they pretend they only like girls with big tits, when they only know girls with big tits, because 500 pounders are the only bitches who talk to them, or let them climb up all over them to make a bouncy castle out of them….

Most dudes don’t actually care about the size of a chick’s tit, so long as the chick is showing them the tit, which is how we should approach life, it’s not about the size of the tit or the motion of the ocean, but the fact that we get to see the tit.

I understand that big tits go viral, get attention for the shock and awe value of the tit, but at the same time, small tits are hot, because they are tits…and I assume anyone who actually fucks can appreciate the tiny tits on a tuesday…since they are tits..

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