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2023

12

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits are titties too.

I’ve always been a fan of tiny tits, but I figure it’s more importnant now than ever because in this world of going big or going home, while trying to stand out amongst the crowd, there’s a lot of chicks inserting sacks of shit in their tits to live up to the avatar they created of themselves for instagram, in the event they have to go out in person, just all fake as fuck…

So, I find comfort in tits that haven’t been mutilated to look more like the instagram avatar they created around themselves, more natural, more manageable, just as hot since they are tits, and less fat because I married a fat chick, I don’t need to look at pics of fat chicks….

Here are some TINY TITS!


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2023

05

Sep

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I don’t know if girls have realized that dudes don’t actually care about tit size, they just care about the tits being in their mouth, and dudes who do care about tit size, are likely dudes who do not get tits in their mouth.

Sure, big tits are a fun novelty act when they come up, or happen to fall in your mouth, but for the most part, the average dude will take a fit bitch with small tits over a fat chick with big tits any day of the week, if anything the average dude will take anything he can get, so he’s probably not the litmus test you need in your survey on titty size mattering…..but ultimately, despite the big tits going viral and making big tit owners rich because of the big tits, they aren’t a necessity because tiny tits are hot too, since they are tits.

I am a firm believer in the power of tiny tits, I appreciate the tiny tits, and I do a gallery around the shit because it’s needed in a world where big tits, shitty implant tits, are seen as some kind of answer to life….MURDERING so many tiny tits that were hot before the slaughter.

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2023

29

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Some girls are size queens, they have the luxury of shaming your tiny dick and finding a man with a real sized dick….and that all makes sense to me, because it’s a matter of how big an object being stuffed in their whore cunts needs to be to get them off in the right way, or to make them feel like they aren’t dyking out with some womanly man with a big clit but a pretty depressing dick….

Some dudes pretend to be size queens, or kings, but they are typically not kings, because they pretend they only like girls with big tits, when they only know girls with big tits, because 500 pounders are the only bitches who talk to them, or let them climb up all over them to make a bouncy castle out of them….

Most dudes don’t actually care about the size of a chick’s tit, so long as the chick is showing them the tit, which is how we should approach life, it’s not about the size of the tit or the motion of the ocean, but the fact that we get to see the tit.

I understand that big tits go viral, get attention for the shock and awe value of the tit, but at the same time, small tits are hot, because they are tits…and I assume anyone who actually fucks can appreciate the tiny tits on a tuesday…since they are tits..

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2023

22

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny tits are titties too…

I am a tiny tit supporter, a tiny tit ambassador, I am a hero who champions the tiny tit because tiny tits are hot, the host bodies less likley to be slop. so get your tiny tits right now….in this gallery!

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2023

15

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Big Tits may be great and all, you know fun to look at, fun to watch bounce around, fun to see doing big tit things like advance their careers as instagram models or content creators, or whatever else it is big tits do now that they don’t have to spend their lives working bottle service at a club…..

But Tiny Tits are titties too and thanks to being a dude with a perversion, I can stare at tiny tits all fucking day, just as much as I can stare at big sloppies, because it’s about the tits bro, not the size but the fact that I’m staring at tits, so here are those tits.

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2023

08

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

Tiny Tits are titties too….in many cases they are the more important tit, the more fun tit, the more personality tit, because they need to do more circus tricks and performances to get noticed that strictly having big tits…

Big tits are the lazy tit, the don’t have to do much tit, the there because they are big and people will look at them tit….while tiny tits, still valid tits, have to really go above and beyond to get seen, noticed, appreciated in all their tiny glory…

Chicks will get implants thinking they can be the fat lazy tit they always wanted to be, not realizing that with a little creativity, the tiny tit can be just as appreciated as the big lazy tit, even in this world of titty obsession, because of one simple reason…THEY ARE TITS TOO…

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2023

01

Aug

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

With all the marketing around big tits in this tit obsessed world, at least in your tit obsessed country, that makes billionaires out of big tits, and they don’t even have to be real tits, they just have to be shameless, self promoting, big tits….but with all the marketing and hype and success stories around big tits, that the tiny tits would feel sad, worthless, second rate and ashamed….

You’d think that Tiny Tits would appreciate being grabbed in the grocery store when standing too close to the dairy fridge after a flash summer storm, or even apprecaite being stared at in their braless tiny tit glory.

You know, like a retard on the bench at the little league game finally being brought up to bat, his time to shine in a world of able non retards consistently taking his spot….

As it turns out, if you’re me, they like being left the fuck alone, no putting your mouth on them and saying Momma to give them that feeling of being big and useful, because tiny tits hate me as much as big tits….

But I love tiny tits and will continue my quest for the Tiny Tit….

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2023

25

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

As a tiny tit ambassador that the tiny tits of the world don’t even know I am fighting for, because they aren’t emailing me thank you titty selfies, I must say, as I say every week, even though it goes without saying, that in this big tits get rewarded world, TINY tits are TITTIES too….

They are just like bigger tits, oftentimes better than bigger tits, on hotter bodies than bigger tits, of better shape than bigger tits, and I’m a serious fan of that kind of tit, they are just as great, sometimes better than their bigger sisters….

So here are those tiny tits!

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2023

18

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

I may have tried jerking off to a huge pair of tits on a senior citizen looking bitch on instagram, only to find out she was generated by the AI, since most people on social media have the look and feel of AI thanks to all the AI filters they use on themselves…

But that doesn’t mean that I was cheating on my Tiny Tit Fetish, because I still feel that Tiny Tits are worthy tits, often times harder working tits, since they can’t just get all the perks of big tits, despite being as hot as big tits, because they are more subtle and demure. They are more classy and lady-like, they are less in your face like a white trash hooters girl on a mechanical bull, and more delicate like a European vacation…

The point is, Tiny Tits come on hotter bodies, which should make you want to cum on Tiny Tits, and if you’re one of those “you’re a fag for like tiny tits” or “you’re a fag cuz tiny tits look like dude tits” you’re hanging out with some serious soyboys, cuz dude tits rarely look as good as Tiny Tits and if they ever do, which they don’t, but if they ever do, they also have a dick, which kinda ruins the Tiny Tit experience, so keep your closet case bullshit to yourself. Fag.

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2023

11

Jul

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

As great as a set of sloppy tits suffocating a motherfucker as they bounce of your chin can be…..the more manageable, tiny titties can be fun too….

I am a firm believer in the natural tit being a wonderful tit and altering the tit may be good in pictures if the job was well done, but it’s fake shit in a fake world of fake people chasing fake dreams and pushing fake news with no real identities, just fucking fake….I like authenticity…

I’m also perverted enough to go “awwwww tits” when I see tits, without doing a flowchart and excel spreadsheet on what would make the tit better, because that’s what losers who don’t get tits do from their nerd stations….

So as a pro natural tit, I am by default a pro tiny tit, and in a lot of cases, the tiny tits are just built so much better than the giant tit, and their foundation, the host body, is often tighter and more desirable….

So tiny tits out there, show me your tits, I am your ally.

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