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2020

27

Mar

5 Twerk Videos to Celebrate Bobble Booty Fresh of the Day

Nastya Nass is the self proclaimed twerk icon, who took twerking seriously, and turned it into a twerkout fitness program that we’ll assume made her rich and deservingly SO. I mean I can’t imagine anyone not wanting to sit through a twerkout!

This isn’t about Nastya Nass and her twerking or her twerk fitness, this is about one of the coolest and most fun Air Freshener / Bobble Heads to ever be created. BobbleBootyFresh!. The Hula Girl of the future.

You’ve probably seen the banners on the site the last month and hopefully despite the COVID-19 crisis, you see the importance of a fresh smelling car, since your car is a safe space in social distancing that allows you to leave the house you’ve been imprisoned in. Or you could put this on your Work From Home desk and give it a slap whenever you hit those work from home lulls.

The Bobble Booty Fresh is the needed tool to get you through quarantine!!! An unsung hero if you will, because it brings nothing but good smells and fun times, in a time when it’s easy to forget those things!

They are $13.99 each, two for $23.50, an affordable way to entertain yourself in these dark times. A small price to pay for the best thing you’ll ever own.

I know you’ll appreciate every jiggle or bobble and I guarantee it puts all other bobble heads to shame. GET YOURS NOW!

Here are those videos from the twerk star.


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GET YOUR BOBBLE BOOTY FRESH NOW
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2019

23

Oct

Top 5 Bush Shots of the Day

We live in a bizarre and inconsistent world…where I got banned from Google Ads in 2004 or 2005 right before the window of opportunity of Google Ads paying websites stupid money, where sites with less traffic than this site posting Very similar content were literally making 100k a month, while I was making a few hundred dollars, since I could only run porn affiliate marketing campaigns, and no one pays for porn…

I’ve thought about suing Google for LOST wages, due to discrimination, for them labeling me porn, even though I only post celeb content….If they pay even a dollar a pageview retroactively…they owe me 100 million dollars…

All sites post the tits now…yet I’m still backed into the grey area smut corner…it’s crazy…

From Reddit, to Tumblr, to Youtube, to IG…to GFYCat, to GIPHY, to Facebook, to Google Images, to 9Gag, to pretty much every site….porn fucking everywhere….cuz it’s the internet….but those sites are at the right table, friends with the right people, maybe more Legit…you know I don’t have a WikiPedia page and barely exit…

Anyway, I’m not whining, I chose my destiny, to protest censorship, even though I don’t get credit for it…

And here are BUSH pics pulled directly from Instagram – images I’ve reported just to see if they delete them….and obviously….they don’t think it’s against terms…but on this site…it’s Porn..

Fuck off but luckily…I love bush and have forever….and I’ve consistently fought for Bush Rights…Save the Bush….fuck yes.

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2014

29

Jul

Top 5 Nicola Peltz is Good of the Day

Nicola Peltz may not be that great. I am not a virgin loser who gets won over by shitty Michael Bay movies and automatically assumes the girls in those movies are hot. I am just a loser who steals money from his wife for alcohol…she’s too fat too chase me…

What it isn’t too fat…is my penis…in fact the rest of me being too fat is the reason I don’t even know if I still have a penis…maybe all the hormones in the food have made me a lady.

But unrelated to my penis….and inadequacies…here is Nicola Peltz in a hot dress doing one very very very important thing…and that thing is reminding us that Megan Fox is a irrelevant human and that acting requires little to no talent…

here are 5 pics of her at some Transformers event.

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