Lana Del Rey Who Shouldn’t Be in a Bikini, is only Half in a Bikini

LEA MICHELE MOURNING HER FIANCE’s DEATH WITH HER BOXY APE BODY

< Michelle Hunziker's Pregnant Bikini is Disturbing

But not as Disturbing as her Pregnant bikini Crotch Shot..

Australian Margot Robbie from Wolf of Wallstreet Looking Thick

Recently Engaged – Ex Coke Mule Hooker – Current Star Sofia Vergara

LeeLee Sobieski

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10 – Lena Dunham is a celebrated TV personality, when looking at Lena Dunham, you’d probably wonder how that happened, basically discounting the entire Emmy awards and TV industry as a fucking scam, sham, based on who you fucking know, because anyone with eyes knows…there’s no room for this kind of monster in the media…it’s a vain world we live in, and this should have been taken out back and shot like the monster it is, back when it crawled out of the mother’s womb…so that no one would notice it missing…..She’s the fucking worst.

9 – Adam Levine and his Beard the Victoria’s Secret Model, or as I like to call her the girl his rich kid ass can pay enough to tolerate him, since no one can tolerate him.

8- Angie Harmon was Testing Out her Botox to See if Gravity or Botox Will Win..

7 – Emmanuelle Chriqui

6- Kaley Cuoco in a Bow Tie Because She’s Already Won – with her 100 million dollar deal….who cares about an Emmy

5- January Jones Left Her Bastard Ashton Kutcher Baby at Home to Make an Appearance, because single mothers with billionaire baby daddy’s…

4- Melissa McCarthy Brought the Diabetes

3- Sarah Silverman Won an Emmy Because She’s a Serious Actress now – who unfortunately gets naked…because that’s all it takes to be a serious actress.

2- Sofia Vergara Took Advantage of the Cameras…because she loves the fucking cameras…and turns it on for the cameras…because the cameras are the reason she did all that whoring…they were the light at the end of her single immigrant mother hustle…and they are here now…so pose…together they’ve made it…

1- Alexandra Daddario Showed Off Her Tits. The Internet Went Nuts – Now She is Relevant…

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Apparently, celebrities are just like us and celebrate New Years Eve, or at least use it as a photo opportunity for people to talk about them…here are a few low levels and some celebrity royalty doing their boring New Years hustle because they’ve already won – taken from their instagram and twitter because they are so kind to share with us peasants…to give us a glimpse into the lives we have collectively given them…so fucking nice of them…

Taylor Swift and Sarah Hyland BFFs on New Years because they get each other…

Jaime King and Selma Blair New Years Eve Kiss – Racy Lesbians no one cares about….because it’s not the 90s…

Nina Agdal’s Pink New Years Hair…

Bar Refaeli does the Mickey Walrus

Christina Milian Cleavage

Jojo by the Fire

Krysten Ritter in a Bikini top and a Gun in New Mexico

Jamie Chung in a Bikini in Turks a Caicps

Kelly Brook Hid Her Tits Boring…

None of these people really matter, they are all pretty low level, but it’s good to know that their New Year’s Eve sucked as hard as your did, because ultimately, they are just people too, very horrible miserable vile people, but people nonetheless….

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The new Harlem Shake is the champagne facial and I decided to compile a list of the top 7 or 8 but only found 5 cuz I guess it isn’t the next Harlem Shake…but with my influential touch on the world…it will be….you’re welcome Champagne facial…I just made you famous….

That said – number 5 is the best one….

5 – The Different Types of Champagne Facials….So Dirty….

4 -Some Girl On Set….. not getting a facial….but I’m counting it….

3 – Some Amateur Girl Named Kirill Getting Down in a hard to See Champagne Facial

2 – Hayden Panettiere Getting a Champagne Facial for some Show….which is better than her not getting a champagne facial….for the celebrity factor…

1 – Amazing Bottle Suckin’ Amateur

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I hate Valentines Day and I hate love…for a lot of reasons……not because I hate romance, I use that as a strategy to get laid because people are idiots..see cuz I like writing love songs….and the next great american love story…

I hate Valentines day and love because comes with some much annoying responsibility….unnecessary responsibility…like having to be nice to someone who has trapped you in a prison hell…who you hate all to keep up appearances cuz society wants you to….

Most relationships that last involve ugly people who found each other cuz no one wants them….or people who have just fucking giving up on life…

Here’s a compilation of Top 10 ugly couples…which is really the first 10 ugly couples I found…..cuz I didn’t invent this idea…I’m just using on Valentines Day

10 – Those who goth together at the all you can eat buffet every night – stay together….

9- Those who’s gender can’t be determined -“I’m the guy, no you’re the guy”- stay together…

8- Young love at the handicap institution don’t have many options when it comes to finding someone in the same level of retardation – stay together

7- Once you’ve Shared a Banana with Someone you Know You Can Share your Life with them…..

6- When your passion is nudism and cats…and you find someone into that…you know it is forever

5- When obese, and willing to climb a tree for a fat chick, despite the risk of having a heart attack, for an undeserving fat chick, even if she’s the only girl you’ve had sex with, you know you are connected at the emotional eating…

4 – When you find someone willing to dress like the Wizard of Oz for a picture next to you Real Estate Signs – you know there’s very little they won’t do for you….Love.

3- Even if your love ends in a horrible Chainsaw Massacre thanks to his love of chainsaws so deep he brings them everywhere….until having to defend his chainsaw’s honor for murdering those who don’t understand their love….it still counds as “til death do us part”….even if that death is premature….cuz you married a serial killer freak…

2- Ugly People, Ugly Sweaters, But Still Willing to have a Good Laugh at the shitty hand they were dealt, while showcasing their shitty bodies…laughing at their misery together…is Romance…

1 – Sometimes words can’t describe what you’re feeling but….a picture says all you need….

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The Harlem Shake videos are taking over the internet…and since I am on the internet all day…I figured I’d compile the top 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos featuring bikinis….that I like to also call the first 7 or 8 Harlem Shake videos with bikinis I could find….

7 – The Girls Gone Wild Hotel Party

GirlsGoneWild is still here….and they are doing hotel parties a little different than their infomercial past….they are doing it with the harlem shake….

6 – The Czech Fitness Girl….

I mean this stripper who gives fitness tips with her stripper body that is no longer stripping because it found youtube…can Harlem Shake too….

5- The College Coeds-

This reminds me of a group of party girl college kids…and I like it…because I never leave the house or go to college parties…but should…it’s all about Yellow bikini in the back.

4- The Sweatshop

This reminds me of some asian factory or sweatshop where people are exploited for 2 dollars an hour or less to make you your designer clothes version…..you know the factory foreman gets all the blowjobs

3- The Photoshoot

Here’s a bunch of Playboy girls on set doing the harlem shake….you know when not exploiting their bodies for money and low level fame….

2- The hipster Apartment

I don’t know if this is really a hipster apartment, but it is a shitty fucking apartment….making me wonder why girls would even be hanging with these dudes..but then I am reminded…it’s cool to be poor.

1- The Boat Crash

I am just a sick fuck and this boat accident footage always makes me laugh…and always wins in top 10 video lists…cuz it is so ridiculous….I like the mask / helmet the edited on her…amazing

Ultimate Numnber 1 – Girl Who Thinks She’s a Cat of the DAy

Here’s a girl in her bikini screaming “Drew” on repeat….and I think this video is the best thing to happen…..especially when she stops screaming her friends name…and starts singing about being tall and skinny and her waist and titties…..all out of breath before doing the Harlem Shake.

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