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Tupac Lives of the Day


This is pretty ridiculous….

Apparently, a cop came forward and said he helped Tupac fake his own death and that he’s been living in Cuba since 1996…along with Michael Jackson, Elvis, Marilyn Monroe and every other dead celebrity to ever exist…Cuba is the Dead Celebrity capital of the world..that’s why they banned Americans from entry, because they didn’t want to get caught.

And I guess now that the embargo is lifted, dude’s email got hacked, because a guy who faked his own death in 1996, pre-Internet, really needs an email…

Where his really clever lyrics in his 2015 Dis Track, that has so many echoes and shit, I could be the one singing Fuck Drake, Fuck Diddy, Fuck 50, Fuck Rick Ross….over and over again…clever lyrics…if it is Tupac…a real lyricist…a man with many words who gets to the point…

I call bullshit on this story…

A retired police officer claims that 2Pac paid him off to help fake his own death. David Myers, who is in critical condition at a hospital according to The Mirror, wants to share this information to the world.

“The world needs to know what I did. I’m ashamed that I let a price be put on my word and I cannot die without letting the world know,” Myers says.

Myers claims he was paid $1.5 million. He also said Suge Knight was heavily involved in executing the plan, as well as 30 other people who assisted, including police, medics and various witnesses. And if it doesn’t get any more bizarre, Myers claims ‘Pac paid $50,000 for a body to be taken to the morgue.

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Tupac Lives of the Day

Sure, if you want to stage your own death and pretend you are dead, you don’t go out to LIl Wayne concerts dressed like it was 1993 and you were at the top of the game. I guess that would explain how he releases an album every couple of years and makes huge sales without the headache of touring because he’s some kind of legend, while really, he’s just kickin’ it on an Island somewhere with Natasha Richardson, or other celebrities who staged their own death to get out of the limelight….

I love these conspiracy theories about dead celebrities because people hate admitting a motherfucker who touched them through song, or after a concert, while his baby momma was at home breast feeding is dead, I thought this was worth posting, it probably isn’t, but I mean, what really is worth posting since everything pretty much sucks, except maybe for Ryan Seacrest. He’s fuckin’ dreamy.

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