I was surpised to see this dirtbag whore wearing underwear, it would have been nice if she has been wearing a chastity belt the night she got pregant, because sucking dirty cock won’t get you knocked up with a dirtbag fetus that will only crow up to be a total fuck-up…I predict Britney’s kid will not only be a spoiled white trash hip hop brat, but he will also drop out of school, do lots of meth and beat up his skanky girlfriends before dying of a drug overdose, that is if he doesn’t die of mal-nourishment as an infant because of Britney’s poor diet and rancid breast milk. I guess that wasn’t a very funny post, it was kinda morbid, the humor is that Britney will give birth without realizing it…baby Spears-Federline will just fall out of her junk without her knowing, because she’s trash and that’s just how it goes down….I guess it’s better that she does wear underwear that doubles as a safety net for her little offspring……in the mean time…get a glimpse of the mound that was raw dogged and that is soon to be significantly enlarged….pregnancy’s a bitch…but it’s such a beautiful thing. RESPECT.

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I don’t consider this a porn site, except 1/2 of you come here to jerk off, hi Dad. Who am I kidding, I never knew my dad. When your mother’s a whore, her job is to fuck, and when getting pregnant and not being able to afford an abortion, being forced to work through the first 8 months of the Pregnancy (I was a month pre-mature), it’s hard to determine which of the many traveling salesmen, drunken donkey farmers or European tourists knocked you up. But if I had a dad, he would be jerking off to my site. I came across this porn gallery of a stepfather fucking his stepdaughter, I think it’s appropriate, not because I sleep with my stepdaughters, but would if I wasn’t impotent and if it wasn’t frowned upon in the community. I like you, conform. I know I haven’t updated lately, but it’ll come one day, just keep coming back, that’s the best I can offer.

Stepdaughter Sex Videos

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Obviously being on Big Brother doesn’t give you any sense of what’s hot or what’s stylish, you’re stuck in a house with a bunch of rednecks, not that I have seen the show, but I did see an episode with some cowboy hat rocking toothless guy and his long lost sister (that’s what happens when you are trash, you lose your kids), anyway it doesn’t matter, bitch is showing the world her cellulite ridden legs and her dirty little ass, and I know some of you will be mad, because you have no taste and this is how all the strippers at your local truck stop dress…..including your mom and sister, I hear they have a great lesbian show. It’s okay, we all gotta make a livin’ somehow.

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Obviously being on Big Brother doesn’t give you any sense of what’s hot or what’s stylish, you’re stuck in a house with a bunch of rednecks, not that I have seen the show, but I did see an episode with some cowboy hat rocking toothless guy and his long lost sister (that’s what happens when you are trash, you lose your kids), anyway it doesn’t matter, bitch is showing the world her cellulite ridden legs and her dirty little ass, and I know some of you will be mad, because you have no taste and this is how all the strippers at your local truck stop dress…..including your mom and sister, I hear they have a great lesbian show. It’s okay, we all gotta make a livin’ somehow.

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I assume you all know what a fat manager is, considering they are always the girls you end up with. I know I am giving you way too much credit by thinking you do actually get pussy, so let me rephrase that, a fat manager is the girl you would end up with if you actually left your house and talked to girls. If you still don’t get it, because you are an idiot, the fat manager is the ugly girl that the hot girl surrounds herself with to make herself look better. The fat manager is a pain in the ass for people like me who like to fuck hot chicks because they always get dumped on you when you are moving in on the hot girl, they sit and talk to you, and you try to humor them and make them laugh because you think if she likes you, she will put the good word in for you. What you don’t realize is that she ends up digging you and when you ask to be hooked up with the hotty cuz community service is over, she cock blocks you, guilt trips the hot girl, because she gets all the guys and life’s not fair…..kill yourself if life’s that hard you ugly bitch, and get out of my way, cuz I want your friend lickin my asshole and not you, but I will let you watch, cuz I am into that. Paris Hilton’s got a couple fat managers at the beach…but who wants Paris’ cunt, that shits seen more unprotected cock that an effeminate inmate with a life sentence…..rich girls don’t have to use condoms….that’s the rumor.

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I assume you all know what a fat manager is, considering they are always the girls you end up with. I know I am giving you way too much credit by thinking you do actually get pussy, so let me rephrase that, a fat manager is the girl you would end up with if you actually left your house and talked to girls. If you still don’t get it, because you are an idiot, the fat manager is the ugly girl that the hot girl surrounds herself with to make herself look better. The fat manager is a pain in the ass for people like me who like to fuck hot chicks because they always get dumped on you when you are moving in on the hot girl, they sit and talk to you, and you try to humor them and make them laugh because you think if she likes you, she will put the good word in for you. What you don’t realize is that she ends up digging you and when you ask to be hooked up with the hotty cuz community service is over, she cock blocks you, guilt trips the hot girl, because she gets all the guys and life’s not fair…..kill yourself if life’s that hard you ugly bitch, and get out of my way, cuz I want your friend lickin my asshole and not you, but I will let you watch, cuz I am into that. Paris Hilton’s got a couple fat managers at the beach…but who wants Paris’ cunt, that shits seen more unprotected cock that an effeminate inmate with a life sentence…..rich girls don’t have to use condoms….that’s the rumor.

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There’s something amazing about small towns, and that something has to do with all the bored perverted hicks. They don’t know what the fuck to do with themselves except fuck the neighbor’s dog and videotape their wives getting facials from half the town, including your father, the highschool gym teacher and the police chief, because everyone is equally fucked up and you have all known each other from birth, it’s only natural to turn monotony into opportunity and that always comes in the form of town gangbangs with the local slut. The benefit of having a town that is only 2 hours outside of the “big” city is that there’s always one guy with the foresight to start something big, and in the case of Renfrew Canada, that came in the form of a Video Store/Sex Shop/Tanning Salon all under one roof. This shit is lateral expansion at it’s finest and if they ever opened a fish taco stand in the back, I could call this shit home.

Visit them at MovieMat

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It’s unfortunate, Christina Aguilera is engaged, which means that for all you fucking losers, you will never be able to pretend that you have a chance, based on these pictures I wouldn’t be so quick to think that though. This bitch obviously has low self esteem cuz her boyfriend doesn’t look human. He has more flaws than most ugly people, he looks like a fucking primate. I know most of you aren’t winning your local beauty pageants, and I know you don’t have the kind of money this cat has, even his shoes are made of platinum, but I still think you have a chance, and so does your mother. We are the only 2 people who see your inner beauty, but at least your mom gets her asshole eaten out for it…what the fuck have you done for me lately, momma’s boy.

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It’s unfortunate, Christina Aguilera is engaged, which means that for all you fucking losers, you will never be able to pretend that you have a chance, based on these pictures I wouldn’t be so quick to think that though. This bitch obviously has low self esteem cuz her boyfriend doesn’t look human. He has more flaws than most ugly people, he looks like a fucking primate. I know most of you aren’t winning your local beauty pageants, and I know you don’t have the kind of money this cat has, even his shoes are made of platinum, but I still think you have a chance, and so does your mother. We are the only 2 people who see your inner beauty, but at least your mom gets her asshole eaten out for it…what the fuck have you done for me lately, momma’s boy.

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Remember that fat chick who sat in the back of the class, she had no friends and she never got attention from the boys, even the fucking losers who were missing teeth, because bitch was that disgusting. She lacked the social skills needed to integrate, because not all ugly people are losers, but this bitch just couldn’t hack it. She grew up, didn’t go to college because her family couldn’t afford it, and lived with her overweight mother until she died from diabetes complications. So this bitch maintained, by working the cash and taking over her mother’s room, now lonlier and hurting on the inside more than ever. She waited and waited for Mr. Right to come along, she sat at her counter wishing that he would one day come in a sweep her off her feet after paying for his Air Compressor. Her fantasy never became a reality, so with her hard earned Walmart money, she put aside a little every week, eventually being able to afford the bottom of the line digital camera. She was horny one day, it happens to the best of us sometimes, especially when we are well over 30 and the closest we’ve ever been to the opposite sex is giving them their change. So one night, bitch sets up the camera, and brings her cat who doubles as her only surviving family member and her only friend, and get’s down to business in her Bill Cosby pyjamas….that’s where the bitch from highschool is today, this isn’t an E! True Hollywood story, but it could be if she wasn’t such a loser…..This is your life motherfucker, don’t end up like the crazy cat lady in these pictures.

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