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2024

11

Sep

Lindsay Lohan’s Hard Nipple for Old Times of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is old as shit, but she’s a familiar set of tits, even if she’s probably had them redone since the glory days of Lindsay Lohan in the mid 00s, before the meltdowns, the fake accents, the moving to Dubai for tax purposes and to find a husband with that Oil money.

Her face is jacked up with BOTOX, but at 40, you’d probably want that, it is better than the alternative….and she’s back on some sort of comeback tour that appears to be working for her….

It’s taken her a long time to get the industry to bring her back in, so we can assume that babies were sacrificed at Jamie Lee Curtis’ dungeon basement where there satanic rituals go down…..

I’m not hating on a hard nipple, hard nipples are fun, even when they are MOM hard nipples, so as a supporter and endorser of Lohan for upwards of 20 years…this shit is important…

You can barely see her puffy mom nips which are more soft than hard nips… but they are there….and it matters….

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2024

13

Aug

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Em Rata is one of those self fulfilling prophecies…I am a retard where I don’t really know what a self fulfilling prophecy is but it sounds like someone who believed their own hype after becoming a meme on instagram in the early days of instagram because she had some rockin’ tits…

Now, a decade later she has to continue her maintenance of that instagram celebrity since she’s got all those followers from being the queen of Instagram for a white due to the tits…

So she has a commitment to her fans to make her instagram face look as instagram as possible, which in person is pretty retarded looking, clown-like, muppet faced because she’s gone too extreme…

It is one of those see how far she can go to be as close to the instagram filters she uses so that when she does book jobs or call the paparazzi to take pics of her walking the dog….she looks like she does on instagram..

This face is fucking silly, whether her perky probably fake but she denies are fake tits and their puffy nips in a tank top excite you, that face is fucking rough around the edges and cartoon-like, which may also excite you.

Here it is.

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2024

30

Jul

21 Year Old Emily Skinner is Hanging with the Pussy Posse of the Day

In totally uninteresting social media news, the 50 year old Pussy Posse that still call themselves the Pussy Posse, despite the fact that one of the members Lucas Haas is rumored to be Leo DiCaprio’s one true love, living in his house and licking his cum out of the asses of all the people Leo puts his shit loving dick into….

The media has decided to buy into the beard and pretend that she’s fucking these fags.

Never addressing that they call themselves the Pussy Posse as a satire, as a diversion, because they actually mean MAN Pussy….but only they know that because they are on the inside of those asses…

Instead, playing up that the 21 year old actress named Emily Skinner, who is probably one of their daughters from a 90s romp in so-cal back when they still fucked chicks to pretend they weren’t gay….even though they fucked those girls together….where no one quite knows which one of the three DiCaprio, Haas or Spiderman are the dad….

Anyway, they are playing it up like they are grooming yet another 21 year old being brought into the mix, when really if they do fuck chicks, they should be looking for the 12 year olds below deck that they picked up in some port that are untraced and will be dumped in international waters when they are done with them…

I mean the chick is 21 years old, that’s 3 years into adulthood, that’s like college graduate age, that’s like go get a job and live your life….and they’re like “what creeps hanging with hot 21 year old aspiring actresses”….

In the event they didn’t know, it’s legal for 90 year olds to fuck 18 year olds in all stats…so packaging her as this craddle robbery when most 21 year olds have had more dick than Leo has in his 50 years….is just angry women journalists who want to perpetuate that all women are victims to men…powerful men…famous men…

STUPID…

I love that they play it as predator toxic masculinity sucking in the impressionable young girl and not the recent college grad using her looks to seduce industry veterans for her summer internship that will pave her future career….seducing them in a way to level-up her brand, exposure, celebrity to maximize her 2 million followers with that Leo DiCaprio stamp of approval….SHE knows who these people are and how they can help…and girls spend years seducing rich and powerful men into their traps….

Hot chicks are masterful and we love that…

More interestingly, Emily Skinner is friends with another Influencer/Actress chick named Lily Chee, who has been linked to being Toby’s new girlfriend for a while…so she’s probably just a plus one “bring your hot friends cuz we like young hot chicks”….and now she’s winning.

Here’s Emily Skinner:

Here’s Toby’s rumored chick Lily Chee – who is 20 years old…NOT EVEN 21 and they’ve been rumored to be together for a while now….and she’s Asian which by default makes her a far creepier selection because she looks 12 without being 12…the Asian girl creeper loophole taking over America because small dicked white perverted dudes from America love importing those Asian wives…and Lily Chee is in Europe right now…so she could be the pussy below deck previously mentioned in this compelling content piece from an internet pervert.

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2024

29

Jul

Candice Swanepoel’s Underwear Pictures of the Day

I think Candice Swanepoel, even in her EXPLANTED OLD AS SHIT, living in Miami all rich as shit glory, is pretty great…

Not just because she’s a Afrikaans who is racist by birthright, you know white South Africans and their hatred and superiority complexes against the native black tribes they’ve oppressed and colonialized all these hundreds of years…..or because her family owns a farm in South Africa that you can assume is run or employs 1000s of black laborers that they probably don’t pay very much to have work for them….slave labor to some is good business to others….

But because she’s an Victoria’s Secret blonde icon who has been marketed to me so hard over the course of her 25 year career, just new underwear content weekly in an era that needed that….

We didn’t have 1,000,000 different chicks releasing underwear pics per hour on social media, Our underwear pics were curated from the marketing ether, produced and high end with well paid models and thanks to scarcity and controlling the flow of underwear pic productions, the underwear pics we did get mattered…..even if they felt like they were just giving us enough underwear pic sustenance to go on another week…until they dropped their next set of hot chick in underwear pics came out…they were enjoyed and apprecaited….

So her half nakedness, even in her old age matters…even without plantation owner daughter fucking the farmhand in some black on blonde fetish with some problematic undertones may have been her origin story…

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2024

23

Jul

Blake Lively’s Tits in an Insane Outfit for Her Husband’s Shit Movie Premiere of the Day

I find Ryan Reynolds pretty fucking annoying. His silly humor, the fact he’s presented as some kind of manly action star, when he’s such a faggy flaming high estrogen looking action star….I don’t care how much HGH or ROIDS the dude does, like Jake Gyllenhaal these dudes are lame, and idolizing them makes you lame…

Anyway, his wife, who is apparently rumored to be divorcing him, taking him for half his billions of dollars made endorsing a variety of products in being the important action star, comic book star, homo star he is….

But first, she’s attending his premiere for his new Deadpool most of you will go see because you are sad Comic Book incels who are excited that there’s a new version of this trash….

IT’s co-staring HUGH JACKMAN, which doesn’t make it any fucking better to the person with a brain, but when brainwashed that’s like super hype.

If you didn’t think we were doomed enough with the way society is going, this being the most hyped movie of the year….is further evidence of how brainless we are as a society.

Lively brought her tits to the event, her 40 year old body squeezed into some fetish outfit made out of granny’s curtains during her baroque phase at the trailer park and it’s weird…but it’s tits on a famous chick marketed as some funny celebrity with her super famous funny husband doing funny things like getting rich off you retards who buy into it…

WE LIKE TITS.

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2024

28

Jun

Maddie Ziegler Getting Fed by a Man of the Day

Maddie Ziegler is some dance child from the dance child reality TV shows that a normal person would find creepy and be confused why it was even on TV, because even nice old ladies watching to watch children dance because it reminds them of when they had kids, or what they wish they had if they had had kids is fucking creepy.

You see creepy doesn’t have to always be sexual and I may be the kind of person who thinks everything is sexual or comes down to sex….but kids dancing is creepy for the sex perverts into that, but also for ANYONE into that.

Anyway, Ziegler has become a model, influencer, important figure in social media with all those followers, maybe because of reality TV, maybe because of SIA’s music videos that cast her as the leotard wearing child dancer, also creepy….maybe it’s all fake followers….

She is in this campaign, where a big tattooed hand is feeding her on all fours, like she’s some kind of sex slave, very progressive and feminist…right?

I think society is going back to the gutter porn, chicks being chicks the way we want them being chicks….which means the future is bright for this motherfucker when you see a girl crawling around for a photoshoot like a whore.

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2024

19

Jun

Rachel McAdams in her Titty Dress of the Day

I just checked some news feed bullshit and for some reason it was all “Rachel McAdams in a Sheer Dress”….that she wore to the Tony Awards, where she was nominated, possibly won, who the fuck cares, it’s the Tony Awards…

I guess they are trying to make Rachel McAdams a thing again, god knows why…..Canadian takeover no one asked for!

Obviously it was old news and up in the stepFORUM first…so maybe you should make a habit of going THERE instead of the MAINPAGE of this trash we call HOME….

When I saw the pics, I saw lots of BELLY BUTTON and not enough nipple…which is why you should GO TO THE stepFORUM first….it’s more with it.

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2024

12

Mar

Florence Pugh Stained Nipples of the Day

I read some reddit loser virgin weirdo woke liberal mask wearing cucks who are probably vegan definitely low testosterone pro tranny story time cuz they are basically tranny hormonally….you know the type, I mean just read reddit comments, with their sassy lady-like commentary and jokes….

So yeah, read the reddit, saw that people miss the glory days of blogs, because blogs used to have great writers and now all those writers are winning academy awards or doing podcasts, but not everyone wants a podcast, some people want to read bullshit…LIKE YOU DEAR READER….reading this nonsense..

Anyway, puns…they said that the original writers of DeadMeatSpin were PUNNY AS HELL and how great that is…

I’ve always hated puns, they make me cringe, they give me that “WAHHHH WAHHH” sound in my head, like a joke that lies flat, even when they are clever….

But since that’s what the mass internet hive mind I am trying to seduce, molest, sexually assault so that the METOO ME…and I finally matter….

I am going to try a pun…in the form of troll, neckless, possible wrestler or shot-putter Florence Pugh with her shit stained nipples….but because her name rhymes with POO, and POO means SHIT…I am calling them PUGH STAINED nipples…

OMG is that even a PUN…is that PUNNY….I don’t know, but Florence Pugh fucking sucks even with her tits out for OSCARS….and that’s probably what this post is about, I guess.

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2024

06

Mar

When Pornstars Get Controversial!

Seeing as your average pornstar rides more cock, swallows more cum, and screams more sex-crazed filth in a day than most women do in a decade, most folks would be forgiven for imagining their lives can’t be any more controversial. But, fuck me, they’d be wrong!

Just as with any other career in the world, pornstars and live cam models on sites like PDCams.com come from all walks of life. Some are sophisticated, educated, and well-raised chicks who are guided by an inner lust for sex. Some are downright whores and are at their happiest when they have a fat cock stretching out their asshole while the whole world watches. *cough* Hillary Scott *cough*

With a mixture of chicks as hearty as this, it’s only natural that some controversy-hungry people dip their toes into the sticky waters of porn. Today, I’m going to spill the anal lube and take you on a journey through some of the biggest pornstar controversies that have taken place off-screen.

Now, as we get ready for a trip that’ll take us from the West Coast of the United States to the heart of Iran, prepare for trouble and make it double!

When Whitney Wright Dodged Death For Some Vacation Selfies

Travel is often an enlightening experience and a great way to experience another culture, food, and way of life. However, it goes without saying that some parts of the world are best left out of your itinerary until better times. For some people, their mainstream job even dictates where they can and can’t travel.

You’ve all heard of Whitney Wright, right? I sure fuckin’ have! I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve watched her take a cock in her sweet pussy in a hardcore porn flick and moan like crazy. So, imagine my shock when I saw her posing for a selfie in an ancient temple while wearing traditional headgear. My shock only grew when I realized she was in Iran. Fuckin’ Iran?

What the hell, man? This is the country that brutally punishes chicks for even the slightest breach of its vague ‘’morality laws.’’ Yet, they’ve issued a cock-loving pornstar a visa and let her wander around the country taking selfies? Whitney’s social media posts caused quite a stir of controversy.

While the Iranian government refused to comment, a bunch of Iranian opposition groups lost their shit and called out the double standards of the regime. Thankfully, Whitney managed to make it home safely despite Iran having a death penalty in place for women who create such content. Dammit, Whitney, why didn’t you just go to Miami like every other sun-craving fucker?

Mia Khalifa and Her Less Than Traditional Porn Video

Ah, Mia Khalifa. This Lebanese-born pornstar became one of the most heavily searched-for adult actresses on earth at one point, mainly because she had the kind of massive Arab tits that looked as tasty as the best Lebanese restaurant on earth. However, not everyone searching for Mia’s name online had good intentions.

Arab women are often smoking-hot, but their traditional values mean they’re a rare feature in the porn industry. In Mia’s case, she didn’t give a fuck and would flash her olive-skinned chesticles on camera at the first chance she got. Better than that, she would often let gigantic cocks slide into her Arabic pussy until she went cross-eyed with lust.

But one particular porn flick was a step too far as it featured Mia wearing a traditional headscarf while doing some very non-traditional things. Starring alongside Julianna Vega, Mia took on the role of an Arab girl, bringing her boyfriend home to a very disapproving stepmom, played by Vega. However, things take a turn when Vega starts sucking Mia’s boyfriend’s cock under the table.

When she is discovered, a sexual competition of the sleaziest order is triggered. After showing Mia how to suck cock like a pro, the headscarves come off, and this kinky duo start using Mia BF’s dick like a free-use dildo. Then came the aftermath in the form of countless death threats from around the world, including from infamous extremist groups in the Middle East.

Thankfully, no harm came to Mia or Vega, but she caught some serious shit for the scene. Regardless, it remains massively popular and was one of the sluttiest highlights of her XXX career!

When Carmen De Luz Mooned The Pyramids in Giza

Please, for the love of fuck, never let Carmen De Luz and Whitney White go on vacation together. In the next controversial episode of pornstars abroad, we kick off this story that features the divine Carmen De Luz. This stunning pornstar is well known for her rotund ass that looks downright epic when it’s slamming itself down on some lucky dude’s cock.

However, when Carmen finally got to visit Egypt and see the world-famous pyramids in person, she didn’t expect her bucket list item to be so controversial. Then again, neither did Egypt, to be fair.

From Roman armies to the invasion of Napoleon, the mighty pyramids of Giza have witnessed some wild things. One of them also included Carmen De Luz’s exposed ass when she pulled her pants down and mooned the ancient structures for a photo. It’s probably the kind of photo best kept private to show friends, but Carmen decided to put it online.

Shitstorm incoming! Egypt went fucking apeshit! An investigation was triggered into the photographs, and Carmen was also accused of making a porn film at the ancient archaeological site after opening hours, something which she outright denied. Still, despite the controversy, it earned Carmen a surge in fans as countless Egyptians were introduced to her name and began to explore more of that now-infamous ass. Every cloud has a silver lining!

So, What Have We Learned?

To be fair, this article has merely touched the tip of the iceberg when it comes to pornstar controversies, but the chicks featured here were definitely on thin ice because of their actions. Which of the featured porn controversies in the list shocked you the most? Let me know!

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2024

14

Feb

Mia is Nude of the Day

After doing a POST ON MIA yesterday.

She’s the 19 year old latina who is the NUMBER 1 ONLY FANS GIRL

Well, someone sent me some pics of her nude and it’s pretty great, you know zero effort nudes, sign me the fuck up….

So here’s a round up of Mia’s social media content…. GO FOLLOW HER ONLYFANS BROS

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