I guess Florence Pugh went to an event with her manly tits out.

I can’t imagine that being exciting to many, maybe her ex creepy Zach Braff will jerk off to this for old times, but for the rest of us, it’s a reminder why we don’t jerk off to celebrities anymore. It’s not the 90s.

I think you can see nipple, but if it’s a nipple on a man tit, does that even count? If anything it’s just something to target if it was to try to wrestle you in a back alley when trying to steal your wallet after a late at night of hard drinking….

When your name is PUGH, it’s hard not to think about gay sex where the PUGH smells come from the PUGH being used as LUBE….so I can’t tell if she’s got an erection in this pic….but since I just described gay sex, you probably do…..shameful.

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Rita Ora decided to wear an evening gown to some fashion event because that’s always a classic go to option for women. Timeless.

She decided that the little black dress wasn’t enough of a show stopping piece, despite having those big tits to help add to the dress and make into a show stopping piece, because her big tits have helped her get this far…..

So she had some movie make-up artists give her a spiny or spiked tail like some kind of lizard, alien, middle earth creature coming to seduce us with the tits before murdering us and dragging up back into her cave or nest.

So like the current state of fashion, where brands are just mocking the consumer with the crap they sell them at insane prices, Rita Ora’s turned a classy event into a Halloween party and that’s just fucking weird…especially when she’s got the tits…

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Remember when you see all these heathens in action, that they’ve basically rebranded Christmas as a porn category, something to jerk off tom, anything to take the Christianity out of the whole Christmas experience, because the world hates Christ or at least the influencers of the world want you to hate Christ and maybe you should ask yourself why, it’s almost like it’s a concerted effort to separate you from God, or Christianity….almost like the agenda is run by the Satanics and all those crazed mothers protesting rock and roll all those decades, you know who were made out to be crazed fundamentalists, were actually right.

Something to think about while looking at Kendall Jenner’s topless Santa pics..

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Since Leni Klum is an entitled rich kid, spoiled and given everything she ever wanted or needed, including a modeling contract that she didn’t have to work for, or suck dick for, you know, like other models, including her mom…

Unless she was actually used as a FLESHLIGHT for her mother with the creeps that they all know, who run the fashion industry, and TV industry, who appreciate a good mother who lends out her illegitimate kid in exchange for her own success….anything is possible.

But I’m more into thinking Heidi was the dick sucker so that Leni can be the less shameless big titty instagram model who doesn’t even bother updating her shit, because she doesn’t fucking have to.

Forcing us to revisit her granny toned lingerie outfit from the weekend, because her tits are too big to ignore…

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Helen Flanagan is a busty UK Glamour model with big fucking tits she decided to use in the peak of Glamour Model times to land herself a professional athlete, which worked.

The reason that Helen Flanagan is interesting, besides having big tits, not rockin’ grey British skin and rotting teeth, while being the perfect level of cheesy and trashy to succeed as a Glamour Model, is that she had a career as an actor before doing the Glamour Model thing.

So she was working on the longest running show on TV, that has made me want to rip my eyes out every Sunday here in Canada where they air the show for at least 40 years, Coronation Street, a soap opera about working class Brits..which I’d assume would be the dream job for a British actor since they’ll keep you working for 40 more years, like getting the job at the factory with a pension.

Meaning, she was IN, and said “fuck this, I have tits, let’s have fun”….

Apparently, she’s back on the show now, since she’s old and the GLAMOUR model days are behind her, but that doesn’t mean she can’t get into some lingerie and be a whore on the internet like old times, especially in this whore era they call the “creator economy”.

She doesn’t have an Onlyfans, she’s got a rich husband and a job, but that doesn’t mean she shouldn’t have an OnlyFans since she’s still hot and freaks will pay to sext with an Indian call center employee who runs her DMs for her.

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I saw this picture of old lady Sofia Vergara, who you you all fell in love with as the big tits on her Modern Family show that she landed despite not knowing how to speak English.

The Colombian smuggled into America like a key of coke, only to take on Miami before finding the right producer to make her dreams come true, you know with a little selling of her soul and sucking of the dick, not that I think she’s a whore, but she’s probably a whore, or at least a good manipulator which could mean that she didn’t suck dick and the whole landing the dream job of a Sitcom was done by cockteasing.

She’s recently divorced and I figured that since she is single and also Heidi Klum’s co-host on that Talent Show, she was dressed in costume for the big event, not all over the top like Heidi did, or as hot as Heidi’s big titty daughter….THERE ARE NEW BIG TITS ON THE BLOCK SOFIA….

As it turns out, this isn’t her in a mask, it’s just her being an old lady with fillers and botox looking like a clown…

So these freak shows are just the normal 50 year old rich woman look. SCARY ZOMBIE SHIT…

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In the glory days of the being a grown man with a blog, that were never really glory days for me, I was more into the whole idea of it being a transient passtime, since I never made the big money off having a blog like the other people who are now multi-millionaires did, I guess I was just never that relevant or GOOGLE AD friendly, so as they are all sitting in their mansions, I am still living in a dumpster, but who fucking cares….right….

In the glory days of blogging, this LAST STANDING Blog broke a story about Miranda Kerr cheating on Orlando Bloom with Justin Bieber at the VS Fashion show, which led to her being fired and forced to take up escorting for the billionaires..

Since I was never that relevant or liked, the story didn’t get any legs, it didn’t put me on the map as a SLEUTH investigative journalist you need to follow, but Miranda Kerr went onto escorting for billionaires….

Her latest, the Snapchat kid, who she’s married and has kids with and today, her nude phototshoots are circulating, so why not repost them, you can see her skinny asshole in one of the pics and that’s always fun, especially knowing how expensive or how much the sperm that cums on it is worth, like DIAMONDS motherfucker…NO HOMO.

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You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….

Which is why I call her Denis.

More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.

So check out Denis.

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I like country music and I’ve linked country music for as long as I can remember, so I always took offense to idiots who said “anything but country”. I am sure I’ve made this rant before, but it was a reminder then, and a reminder now, just how fucking idiotic people are. They are like broken record players just repeating the echo of the next guy, never quite formulating an opinion of their own, because to discount a whole genre of music, real fucking music, with soul, a heart and emotion, with real instruments, based on some country pop songs you don’t let yourself like, because you’ve been brainwashed to the “anything but country” canned response….

It annoys me, doesn’t surprise me, but annoys me…

The reality is that Country Music is having a bit of a resurgence, not that it ever went away, any aspiring singer knew that’s where the money was because hicks buy CDs and the Christians keep their support for the people they consider part of their circle, which is why LeAnn Rimes still gets paid…

But young people raised by screens and robots are loving country too, most of the viral acts are country, and that’s a good thing for America as a whole, bring it some life…

As far as Country Music goes, Kelsea Ballerini is pretty much the hottest they’ve got right now, I am sure there are a few smaller acts that are also hot, but she’s top of the charts and while looking at her body in a bikini, it’s pretty hot…I guess when you spell your name KELL SEA, not KELSEY, the ocean beach bum life is in the fucking cards, and that bikini on instagram whore life is just a bikini pic away. Nice.

So I support this country star doing vacation life like she’s Jimmy Buffett, but not dead..

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