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2004

28

Dec

I am – Celebrity Boobies 2004

Over the past year there has been plenty of celebrity boob exposures. Our good friends at fleshbot have gone to the trouble of compiling a list of the Top Celebrity Boobage Moments of 2004. This covers all the great moments of 2004 for the perverted stepfather. From Adriana Lima Nipple Slip, Beyoncé Nipple Slip, Britney Nipple Slip Outtake? Charlotte Church’s Nipple, Janet Jackson, Gwyneth Paltrow Nip Slip, Heidi Klum Nipple Slip, Lindsay Lohan Nipple Alert, Mandy Moore Nipple Slip,
Peek-A-Boo Paris Hilton, Serena Williams Exposed, Tara Reid Boob Slip

All here

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Searches of the Day

What did people type into google, yahoo, msn etc to get to our little site you wonder. Well wonder no more as this popular feauture is back.

Retro Smut (#8 result on Google)
ezShare pissing (#2 result on Google)
Chyna’s clit (#20 on Google)
paris hilton wedgie (#6 on Google)
pamela anderson stephen dorf (#1 on Yahoo)

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Deformed (pireced knee nipple)

This guy has a nipple because of skin grafts and decided to pierce it. Thats just weird.

Scott was the victim of a mobile home fire at the age of 15 and was burned over 85% of his body. To re-grow skin on his legs they, “Used skin from his chest in a skin graft,” as Scott tells it. Hence when the skin grew, “A nipple grew too and I thought it was cool to pierce it,” explains Scott.

Scott also claims that just like a real one, it gets hard to colder temps and “rubbing”.

Details and Photos HERE

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Useless Facts

Are you in searching for a site with facts you will never need. Well I got the perfect site for you.

You wil learn things like:
When frightened, an angler fish’s lure can glow as brightly as a 45 Watt light bulb

and

The average person says around 7,200 words every day.

HERE

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Celebrity Jew of the day: Mila Kunis

Who knew jackie Burkhardt and Meg Griffin were really Jews all this time. Now I know why she was so sluty with Kelso; she’s a jewish slut! And you our loyal readers know jow much the drunken stpfather likes jewish sluts.

Crappy Writeup:
You know Mila as the hot girl (Jackie Burkhardt) on That 70’s Show. But I bet you didn’t know that she moved to Los Angeles from the Ukraine at age 7. Mila’s first language is Russian, and she also speaks Spanish.

She plays a ditzy character on TV, but Mila actually works very hard, and she is known for being a driven worker. In fact, when she tried out for her role on That 70’s Show, she lied about her age to get the part. She was only 15, making her the youngest of the cast by a few years. She told the directors she was 17!

Pics
Mila Kunis Sex Orgy, fakes (NSFW)

Mila’s Maxim Cover

Mila with Elisha cuthbert (Maxim Spread)

Mila Kissing

Find out more HERE (IMDB)

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Pam and Dorf Kissing

Looking for the latest shots of Pam Anderson and Stephan Dorf making out at the beach? Well me either but here are the pics anyway. As an added bonus you an also see pam with her new rat dog (a little late on that trend).

HEREVia ohnotheydidnt

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Maurice Chevalier

Today’s dead celebrity of the day is Maurice Chevalier, the frenchman who took America by storm in the early twentieth century. He sang a drunk stepfather favorite, “Thank Heaven for Little Girls,” in the movie Gigi (lyrics below). Is there anything more scary then a french guy singing about little girls? Although, my grandmother says he is an anti-semite so I dont know if I should love him or hate him.

Hollywood musical “Innocents of Paris” in 1929, just two years after Al Jolson made history with the first all-talking motion picture. He was nominated for Academy Awards for The Love Parade (1929/1930) and The Big Pond (1929/1930). Making a dozen movies over the next seven years, Chevalier and his songs, such as “Mimi”, “Louise”, and “Valentine”, became internationally popular. In the late 1950’s his appearances in the movies “Gigi” and “Love in the Afternoon” started his second film career. In 1959 he received a special Academy Award for his contributions to the world of entertainment.

Throughout his seventies, he continued his one-man show around the world. The author of this website was privileged to attend one of his last performances. It was fantastic. He sang all of his greatest hits and sparked his show with his wonderful anecdotes.

Maurice Chevalier retired from the stage in 1968, a show business legend. His last work, the title song of the Disney movie The Aristocats, was made in 1970. He died in Paris on January 1, 1972.

Lyrics:
Thank heaven for little girls
for little girls get bigger every day!

Thank heaven for little girls
they grow up in the most delightful way!

Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
one day will flash and send you crashin’ thru the ceilin’

Thank heaven for little girls
thank heaven for them all,
no matter where no matter who
for without them, what would little boys do?

Thank heaven… thank heaven…
Thank heaven for little girls!

Find out more HERE

Pics HERE

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Sociopath Punk

The artist of the day feature is back for an indefinite period of time. Today’s artist is a mad man named GG Allin. The rumor is that his older brother slipped a tab of acid in his Munchkin Dunkin Donut. He went nuts, cut off his penis, let women piss in his mouth on stage and recorded many cult hits. He reminds me of my cousin Sancho, he never cut off his private parts, but when he was working in the old folks home, he did slip acid into their coffee cake….He told me that the result was trippy…I was thinking of doing the same thing at a nursery school, but my probation officer told me I have to steer clear of underage girls….

His Art here

Picture here

He died of a heroin overdose – a recount of his funeral here

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Sociopath Punk

The artist of the day feature is back for an indefinite period of time. Today’s artist is a mad man named GG Allin. The rumor is that his older brother slipped a tab of acid in his Munchkin Dunkin Donut. He went nuts, cut off his penis, let women piss in his mouth on stage and recorded many cult hits. He reminds me of my cousin Sancho, he never cut off his private parts, but when he was working in the old folks home, he did slip acid into their coffee cake….He told me that the result was trippy…I was thinking of doing the same thing at a nursery school, but my probation officer told me I have to steer clear of underage girls….

His Art here

Picture here

He died of a heroin overdose – a recount of his funeral here

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2004

28

Dec

I am – Supermodel Tsunami

Petra Nemcova – supermodel – sports illustrated slut was vacationing in a beach front bungalow with her photographer boyfriend when the wave hit. Rumor is she was stuck in a tree for numerous hours while her boyfriend still hasn’t been found.

This is a sad story and I have nothing funny to say about it….because I am not funny. But one time when in mexico, I decided to sneak into a resort at Cancun, even though it was far from my native Mexico City…. I got caught in the undertoe, but was saved my some fat white american middle aged man…i think it is comparable. On a similar note, that was the day that I knew I would devote my life to American Culture….

The story is HERE

Some pics to get you through the crisis.




AND SWIMSUIT CLIP HERE (ezshare)

THERE

Hospital Pics I am – Supermodel Tsunami Revisited

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