Everyday we look at our extreme tracker to discover how do people find out on about us from the engines.

Here is How
MSN: lindsday lohan nude #3 (I Love Typos)
Google: kurt russell uncircumcised #3
Google “the kind of issue you were discussing” #1
MSN: bigboys.com pamela anderson #6

Well thats it for today

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I’m sick and tired of seeing bitches using urinals.

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gentleman please
talking is waste of my precious time
come to my house
i will meet you in the backyard
and we will have a fucking orgy.
i’ve been waiting for you all this time,
and no romance bulshit about fucking me through john malkovitch is going to get me off.
i need your greasy fucking sausage hands taking advantage of my nimble body.
i want to be broken in half.
just take advantage of me,
one at a time or everyone at once.
either way i want it now, everywhere, all the time, untill i cant take it anymore and cum like im some underaged private school gorl the first time the gym teacher inserts his austrian penis in her itsy bitsy teeny weeny vagina hole.

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To the people who visit this site….

Enjoy the weekend … I won’t be updating, but some people here may…

Merry Christmas … and Big Up to All Jews, enjoy the Boxing Day Sale, I know you love a great deal you thrifty shopper … you!

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While in Mexico, I got drunk on tequila one night at the age of 6 and made a bet with my priest that I could handle getting circumsized….so I did it and now I regret it.

I joined a support group and every night we discuss how we wish we never lost the most sensitive part of our penises…most guys blame their parents, I can only blame myself. I was young and influencable…like a 17 year old girl on coke….

Here is info on Foreskin Reconstruction

Here is a product that helps you re-grow a Foreskin

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I don’t care about celebrities unless they are hot, young and willing to please to further their careers. This is some random celeb stories that don’t get me hard..but make me laugh…if I knew how to laugh.

1 – Johnny Ramones Wife and Mother Fight Over His Estate here

2-Rod Stewart sleeps with a Transexual here

3-Pam Anderson Kisses Stephen Dorf here (She has Hepatitis, does he have a death wish)

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The Phil Flash site features a whole lot of girls who don’t get naked, but pose in their underwear. The main girls are Tiffany Teen, Next Door Nikki and Princess Blue Eyes.

Here they are covered in chocolate….I like the kiddie pool…these girls are classy, they remind me of upscale trailer park girls, not the ones with no teeth.

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I am a lover and not a fighter, when a woman asks me to hit her, I say I will baby from the back This guy isn’t so nice, he smacks this bitch down, if he knows anything, he should touch her inappropriately while she’s out cold. I did that once but roofies were involved. I was young and experimental…..I remember dragging her out of the club and telling everyone she had too much to drink, it was wild! Her foaming mouth made a nice warm place….

HERE

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Google images is back in effect. Today’s word is Twat and the results can be found here

Type 5 Images

Twat the Place

Twat the Protest

Twat the Leather Cowboy

Twat the Cop

Twat the Clown

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I was reading the Lohan Speak Album liner notes the other day as I was practicing a dance routine for the song “Rumors”, and I noticed something funny. LinLo proclaimed her love to my little mexican buddy Wilmer. I didn’t realize how funny it was until I read it on OhNoTheyDidn’t…..This is what it says…

Wilmer: Since you have come into my life you have been so supportive and understanding. I feel blessed to have you. Thank you for being by my side whenever I need you. Papi, thanks for telling me I can do it all and for being proud. Thank you for loving me. I love you.

It is an unfortunate case of being a fool, a fool in love with a mexican. But it is nice having this permanently part of your album, to remind of what being drunk and in love felt like.

You are 18 and our mexican loverboy is older. You were the “it” girl, you were all over the media, you had big boobs, you were appealing and sexually inexperienced so you wouldn’t mind his ridiculously small penis. He is Fez from the ’70s show, he has lots of money and little talent, his hobbies include picking up young girls and fucking them. I hate to break it to you but he never loved you like I did Lohan, he just told you that to get you to do anal…He was never supportive, but he acted like he cared because it was all part of the manipulation process….when he realized that were annoying and obsessed and after having you in every position he needed you in, your job was done.

Lindsay Lohan where is Wilmer Valderamma now? Is he in Ashlee Simpson or Mandy Moore? Has he found a new C-Lister to C on?

Don’t worry Jesus Martinez can make you feel a lot of things, I am sure blessed is one of them… your inexperience in the bedroom is a turn-on for me, I can be the sex educator. And the only person you should be calling Papi is your DrunkenStepfather, now come sit on my lap I have a story to tell you….

It is Christmas afterall….

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