X-Tina was reading this blog last week and she emailed me telling me how much she likes my Dead Celebrity of the day. She is all about the whole 1940s thing. I remember when she was just a good latina genie in a bottle rubbing me the right way… I remember when she was dirrty, and I remember when she was a fighter. I also remember when my stepdaughter begged for implants after x-tina rocked a pair….instead I gave her a steak and she shut the fuck up, that girl loves to eat!

X-Tina was leaving some club with some guy she calls her fiance…and her boobs fell out of her shirt/lingerie/corset/ chastity belt (and I don’t mean Cher’s dyke daughter)

If you squint like a china man you may see nipple!

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X-Tina was reading this blog last week and she emailed me telling me how much she likes my Dead Celebrity of the day. She is all about the whole 1940s thing. I remember when she was just a good latina genie in a bottle rubbing me the right way… I remember when she was dirrty, and I remember when she was a fighter. I also remember when my stepdaughter begged for implants after x-tina rocked a pair….instead I gave her a steak and she shut the fuck up, that girl loves to eat!

X-Tina was leaving some club with some guy she calls her fiance…and her boobs fell out of her shirt/lingerie/corset/ chastity belt (and I don’t mean Cher’s dyke daughter)

If you squint like a china man you may see nipple!

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and

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When I think tennis, I think styling shorts and collared Lacoste. I think of white shoes, knee high socks, funny hair and a rockin sweatbands.

When I think of tennis I think of tennis skirts and big tennis panties….I always thought a huge factor in tennis cool was the clothes, the waspy attitude and the people named Blair….

This may not be tennis players naked … but they do have rackets so fuck off, I am mexican, I was brought up wrestling old men ….

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I am not Jewish – but if I were – I would be Bar Mitzvahed.

Check out a picture from some kid’s bar mitzvah

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I remember in the early to mid 90’s the hottest thing a teenage girl could rock was the Body Suit. These one-piece bathing suit daily wear brought many erections to men and boys alike. This kind of smut, brought out the cleavage and skin tight classiness of not other garment of the time.

I don’t remember ever trying one on, I do remember taking them off, but the girl I took it off of probably doesn’t remember, the roofies were that good.

For those of you who don’t remember a body suit is a lycra shirt attached to a pair of underwear providing intense tight-fitting sexiness…looks great with a pair of jeans…and even a nice cardigan.

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Check out the Male Bodysuit…now all the boys in the yard can get all up in this…

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It finally happened. Suprnova.org and Torrentbits.org, two of the best websites for BitTorrent files have shut down. No concrete reasons for shutting down were given other than no longer being able to keep the sites up. This past week has seen the MPAA and RIAA taking extreme measures to shut down servers hosting Torrent files, but many people assumed that sites like Suprnova would not targeted. Fuck!

If you’re still looking for some quality sources here’s a quick round up, including some sites known to have Adult Torrent links:

HardCore Torrents Guide (Adult & Links to other BT sites)
Pornotorrent.tk (Adult)
MuffTorrent (Adult, free registration required)
TorrentSpy.com (All categories + Adult)
TorrentReactor (All categories)
LokiTorrent.com (All categories, free registration required)
TVTorrents.net (TV Shows)
BTEfnet.net (TV Shows)
HyperTorrent.com (All categories)
NewTorrents.info (All categories)
TorrentMatrix.com (All categories)
DotTorrent (Music)
LickMyTaint (links to other BT sites)
torrentlinks.net (links to other BT sites)

Suprnova.org may be back soon, but not how it looks today. Apparently, the guys at Suprnova are working on a new P2P program called eXeem, which is now being beta tested by a select group of users. The program will be akin to file-sharing programs like Kazaa, and will be a decentralized source for bittorrent files.

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I never really had a sex dream, I always bust before we make it that far. People have told me that the best orgasms of their lives happened while they were sleeping. The dream gets so intense it feels like you are actually making fuck. But I wouldn’t know, the wife doesn’t let me up in her anymore and I usually get way too drunk to dream.

That being said – the google images word of the day is Wife

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The top results – in my expert opinion are:

Computer Head Wife

Classy Wife

Wife Carrying

Dead Wife

Big Breasted Wife

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Personal website feature is back.

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There is nothing better than trashy beer guzzling girls flashing their tits and thongs at a frat party or University Wet T-Shirt night. If you ever go to one of these parties the next time you are rockin out in Nebraska, you may be lucky enough to see two girls make out. There is nothing more college, drunk and exciting than two trashy, loud, beer guzzling bitches going at each other’s mouths like one of them ate the last pork rind and the other is trying to suck it out.

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Tucker Max is a fuckin drunk idiot shitface asshole with a careless attitude and an amazing website. The Drunkenstepfather loves his hook up with Tuck feature…Fuck Tuck Here

But we do have one problem…

Apparently his favorite holiday is “Canadian Independence Day”.

Why? He states “Because it seems like such a ridiculous holiday to me. Don’t they know they exist at our whim?”

Ok Big Tuck, Here’s the deal about Canada. If we didnt exist you would have nowhere to put your garbage, your draft dodging soldiers would have nowhere to run and hide, you would have no electricity to power your website, therefore no money to drink your beer and take applications to fuck random chicks, you would have no good pot to smoke, and no fuckin Celine Dion, Shania Twain or Avril Lavigne to jerk off to.
Think about that..and remember the only war Canada fought against the US was won by Canada. We schooled your asses in 1812.

Oh and its not called Canada Independance Day…American Ignorance at its finest. Fix that shit

Go fart in your bathtub and turn around and bite the bubbles..

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